Chen Yinuo was stunned for a moment: "What did you say?" Didn't I hear clearly? ”

Jiang Han: "Come home with me, my mother wants to see you." ”

Chen Yinuo: "Fake serious, let's not joke." Seeing my parents, I'm a little scared. ”

Jiang Han: "You think I'm willing." There is no explanation for this misunderstanding. ”

Chen Yinuo: "Why can't you do it?" Miao Miao knows everything that is going on. Let Miao Miao tell your mother. ”

Jiang Han said indignantly: "Say a fart." In the video, you shout one by one. My mom still saw you, naked, with her arms around me, and I was lying in your arms, naked...... Fortunately, I didn't see Miao Miao, otherwise my mother would have come over and kill us. If I don't see you, I'll just find someone to pretend to be, and that's it. Now except for you, I'll show my stuff when I go back. ”

Chen Yinuo: "Then you don't have to be in such a hurry to meet." It's May Day soon, can't you wait until the May Day holiday, or the summer vacation? ”

Jiang Han: "No. My grandmother is seriously ill. She loves me the most, she keeps talking about me, and before she dies, she hopes to see me find a good partner. She was worried that I would be wronged in the future with my character. And most importantly, she is superstitious. When I was three years old, I lived with her in my hometown, and a fortune teller said that I had a hard life all my life, and that I had no children or daughters, and men would often beat me and scold me......"

Chen Yinuo: "Wait a minute, I'll take care of it." It kind of a bit of a blur. Your mother is looking for your video today, in fact, to inform you of the news that your grandmother is seriously ill. I accidentally discovered our adultery...... Bah...... I inadvertently misunderstood the two of us. Then he asked me to go back with you by name. You can't explain it clearly, and secondly, in order to comfort your grandmother, you drove the ducks to the shelves and let me fill the number. ”

Jiang Han: "That's right, that's it. ”

Chen Yinuo: "What should I do?" ”

Jiang Han: "In front of my grandmother, you are obedient to me, play a good man, and let grandma rest assured." ”

Chen Yinuo: "Hehe, that's no problem. Brother is an acting school. Guaranteed to make your grandma happy. What benefits do I get, though? ”

Jiang Han: "The previous grievances between the two of us have been written off. ”

Chen Yinuo: "That's not good, what happened before the two of us, it seems that you treat me more, I should hate you." ”

Jiang Han: "Chen Teddy, don't be cheap and behave." That's right, I'm the one who took advantage of you, but which time didn't you take advantage? The time you took the medicine, the old lady was ...... by you in the kitchen Alas, aside, will you help with this at all? ”

Chen Yinuo thought about it and said with a wicked smile: "Of course I help." But brother has one condition. ”

Jiang Han nervously protected his chest: "What conditions?" Don't even think about it. ”

Chen Yinuo: "What the hell are you protecting your chest?" It's not like I haven't seen it, and it's not like I haven't touched it. ”

Jiang Han: "Less nonsense, what are the conditions." ”

Chen Yinuo: "I'm just afraid, worried that you will fix me in the future." So, want an insurance. ”

Jiang Han: "So what? ”

Chen Yinuo: "Hehe, you give me some weakness for me to grasp, I'm more relieved." ”

Jiang Han: "Don't give me any crookedness here, be direct." ”

Chen Yinuo: "Okay, you put on a nurse's uniform, let's have a role-play, the mobile phone camera is turned on, and the whole process is recorded." I'm comfortable serving my brother, so I'll buy a ticket and go home with you now. In the future, my brother has a small video, and I can take it out and enjoy it if I have nothing to do, and you don't dare to bully me anymore. This kills two birds with one stone. ”

Jiang Han turned around and left.

I didn't go out, but went to the kitchen.

Chen Yinuo was stunned and said, "What the hell, why are you going?" ”

Jiang Han walked out with a kitchen knife, pointed at Chen Yinuo, and gritted his teeth: "Chen Teddy, my mother is going to die with you today!" ”

Chen Yinuo ran away.

Jiang Han chased after him.

The two of them circled around the couch.

It's the same as the last time Chen Yinuo chased Xiaomi.

Jiang Han: "Don't run, come over and let me cut twice." ”

Chen Yinuo: "Hehe...... That hypocrisy, isn't that a condition? The conditions are negotiable, don't get excited. ”

Jiang Han: "Are you talking about conditions?" You...... You're taking advantage of the fire! ”

Chen Yinuo: "That...... Otherwise...... You can change to a bunny girl. ”

Jiang Han gritted his teeth: "Ah...... Bastard, where to go, I'll hack you to death......"

Started chasing again.

Started running again.

Chen Yinuo panicked like a dog while running.

The words that came out were full of hatred: "You don't like the bunny girl, it's okay to have dead reservoir water, maid outfit, flight attendant, student girl...... You pick and choose......"

Jiang Han: "Slut, dare to say it!" Am I objecting to clothes? ”

Chen Yinuo smiled evilly: "What's that?" ”

Jiang Han was tired and panting, carrying a knife, helping to kill, bending over and panting: "I treat you as a friend, you actually want to sleep with me!" ”

Chen Yinuo: "Please, your chest, squeeze out the position of conscience." When did you consider me a friend? ”

Jiang Han: "No nonsense. There's no way the old lady will like you. Sleep is not to be discussed. ”

Chen Yinuo: "Then brother take a step back, you sleep by yourself, okay?" ”

Jiang Han was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean by sleeping by yourself?" ”

Chen Yinuo blinked: "You didn't wear nail polish on your fingers......"

Jiang Hanqiao's face turned red, and she started chasing again with a knife: "Slut, don't try to stop me today, let's die together!" ”

After chasing more than a dozen laps, I finally couldn't catch up.

Jiang Han panted and sat on the sofa.

The knife was also thrown aside.

Chen Yinuo came up with a smile: "You don't suffer a loss, I'll just take a look." What haven't we done? ”

Jiang Han glanced at him: "Get out!" ”

Chen Yinuo: "Look, I won't go back with you." You can't bring anyone with you. Your mother has seen me, and if you take someone back, you won't be able to pass your mother's level. If I don't go back with you, your grandma must be worried about you......"

Jiang Han thought about his thoughts, and his eyes were a little red.

Chen Yinuo: "What else do you say?" I'm going to keep you on the hook anyway. ”

Jiang Han hesitated for a while, and said, "Otherwise, the maid pretends to be ...... I...... I can wear ...... But what are you talking about yourself...... Certainly not. I'll give you a dance, sell cuteness, sprinkle a coquette, call my brother twice, and make a video, so it's all right. ”

Yes! That's great!

This is exactly what Chen Yinuo wants.

Chen Yinuo knows Jiang Han too well. What to sleep, what to sleep by yourself, don't even think about it, this girl will definitely not agree.

Why do you mention it when you know you don't agree?

Want to be chased with a knife?

Of course not.

Chen Yinuo didn't go to college, but society is the best university.

He has a fox friend named Xiaopeng.

Xiaopeng is different from him, he is just playing tricks, and he is still single after 20 years.

Xiaopeng is invincible, and there are not thirty girls who have been soaked, but there are also twenty.

Once Chen Yinuo asked Xiaopeng for experience.

A barbecue in exchange: With a girl, to put it bluntly, it is a battle of wits and courage. Sometimes it's like a negotiation. That's amazing. How to negotiate it? You can't do it all at once. You have to mention something excessive, unacceptable. In this way, although the girl did not accept it, her mental ability to bear it increased subtly. She probably didn't even know it herself. For example, if you just want to kiss her, you tell her, I want to talk to you. The girl definitely didn't agree. And you said, "Why don't you blow it for me?" The girl estimates that it will be a little loose, of course, the possibility of not agreeing is still very high. At this time, you say, why don't you kiss it? The probability of success is definitely 80%.

Chen Yinuo now thinks that Xiaopeng is really a talent.

He didn't expect Jiang Han, an arrogant and domineering girl, to really make such a concession, and offered to wear a maid costume to be coquettish and cute and call her brother.

Chen Yinuo's heart blossomed, but he always had to pretend.

frowned and thought for a long time: "No, call the master." ”

Jiang Han glanced at him: "Get out!" ”

Chen Yinuo: "Then call my husband!" ”

Jiang Han: "It's better than the last one." ”

Chen Yinuo: "Then call the master's brother." Otherwise, go back yourself. ”

Jiang Han gritted his teeth and began to look for knives everywhere again.

Chen Yinuo: "Don't get excited, don't get excited...... You can choose. First, now immediately go to record a small video, wear a maid outfit, and sell cute and coquettish to call my brother. Second, after the matter is completed, we will come back and record again, wearing maid clothes, selling cute and coquettish calling the master. You pick one for yourself. ”

Jiang Han's eyes lit up: "Can you come back to record?" ”

Chen Yinuo: "Interesting enough." ”

Jiang Han laughed and said, "Chen Yinuo, that's so interesting, buddy!" ”

Chen Yinuo smiled evilly: "You don't want to regret it after you come back." ”

Jiang Han sneered: "How is it possible? I'm all there for it, am I that kind of person? ”

The two looked at each other, both laughing.

There was a conspiracy in the smile.

Chen Yinuo said: "Hehe, I'm not afraid that you won't honor it." It's okay if you don't cash in. Look at that little penguin that shakes his head stuck on my computer, who is it? ”

Jiang Han was stunned: "Camera." ”

Chen Yinuo snapped his fingers: "That's right, three hundred and sixty degrees, no dead angle rotation, high-definition camera." Twenty-four hours a day, fighter jets in the cottage, the latest ...... As long as the computer is on, it is always recording. Coincidentally, on the night I was drugged that day, the camera recorded the whole thing. Although it was only recorded what happened in the study, hehehe...... It seems that you, Miao Miao, and Chenxi are all in the mirror...... Ah...... Brother was not good that day, you say, how can I be so rough with you? If this video were to be seen by your grandmother or your mother, how worried would you be...... Oh, my precious girl, what kind of beast man are you looking for......"

Jiang Hanhua's face was pale, and she pounced directly: "Chen Yinuo, you pervert, delete the video for me!" ”

Chen Yinuo has a ghost video.

It's purely foolish.

But it was impossible for Jiang Han not to worry.

Any girl would be worried.

The two were entangled for a long time and finally negotiated.

After the matter was completed, back to Binhai, Jiang Han recorded a video, coquettishly sold cuteness, and called the master's little brother. The recorded video was given to Chen Yinuo, and Chen Yinuo deleted the video from the computer.

After negotiating, drive to the station.