277 Go to the underworld to return to the furnace (five more to drill, urgent!) )
To tell the truth, I mentioned Yuan Laoer's severed head and asked about the secret of immortality, not for what led the spirit race to go to heaven to achieve great things, I don't believe in such ethereal things.
I can't even find the Dragon Palace, let alone the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, who knows where it is!
I still don't believe that there is a providence in the underworld, and that you can become an immortal by crossing the tribulation, but I really don't believe it if there is a Lingxiao Treasure Hall in the sky, and whether there is a Jade Emperor who manages the Three Realms.
Even if I take 10,000 steps back, what Yuan Lao Er said is true, and I can't be interested.
I don't have such lofty ideals, I can be a person with peace of mind, and if I can have an immortal body in a low-key manner, it will be enough for me.
Actually, I still believe very much in what Yuan Lao Er said about immortality, after all, he saw through the knife on my head at a glance, and I want to immortalize, not to achieve anything, but to change the grand goal of heaven and earth.
I'm just here to settle a little personal vendetta.
If you have revenge, you are not a gentleman!
If Ji Caiyun really soars to become an immortal, if I want to seek revenge on her, if I don't have any ability, I guarantee that I will be beaten by her again, and then she will find such a remote place again and lock me up for decades.
In that case, I will not go to take revenge, but to give her a head.
However, if I have an immortal body, Ji Caiyun is not my opponent, as long as she can't kill me, I can arrest her, and then I will kill or kill me, cry or make trouble with her.
In front of a woman, a man wants to gamble that breath and never admit defeat!
Yuan Laoer's severed head was lifted up by my ears and dangled vigorously in the air, but he was very hard, seeing me like this, this guy actually gritted his teeth and stopped talking.
Seeing that Yuan Lao Er was stubborn, my anger came up again.
"Yuan Lao Er, last summer, you wanted to harm me, this spring, you came to harm me again, I escaped the pain of your bones, but you still fooled me, you really think I am a fool!"
Hearing me say this, Yuan Lao Er actually blinked his eyes a few times in agreement.
"Huang Guoshan, you are a fool, short-sighted, and useless!" Yuan Lao Er said.
"Yuan Lao Er, you were first burned by me with fire, and this time you were beheaded by Ji Caiyun, and your brain was poached by a paper knife mantis, and it has reached this miserable point, and you still have the face to say about me." I said contemptuously to Yuan Laoer.
Yuan Lao Er is still very calm.
"Huang Guoshan, you are wrong, you burned, you just burned my skin."
"She chopped, and she only chopped, and I borrowed someone else's head."
"The paper mantis is a low-level creature, it doesn't eat brain pulp, it has long turned into paper in this underground, I am willing to give it brain pulp to eat, for my gift, it is grateful."
"I am immortal now, as long as the heavens and the earth exist, I will never die!"
Hearing Yuan Lao Er say this, I already have a faint answer in my heart.
"Yuan Lao Er, don't pretend to be a great immortal with me to sell ecstasy, you can still use a brainless head to speak, but it's just because you injected a drop of wine lice into your heart earlier, right?"
As soon as I said this, Yuan Lao Er closed his eyes and said nothing.
I feel that I guessed with greater certainty.
"I've heard Hu Sangu say that the destructive power of wine lice is very powerful, but if you drink it, the living can turn into demons, and the dead corpse can become the overlord of the corpse without turning into bones, and the last step of the immortal body is to break through by drinking the wine lice!"
Hearing me say this, Yuan Lao Er suddenly opened his eyes and laughed.
"Yes, drinking wine lice can have this effect, but who do you care about the most at the moment? Are you going to sacrifice that person? ”
As soon as Yuan Lao Er asked, I remembered.
At the beginning, Hu Sangu said that if a living person wants to borrow wine lice to turn into a demon, there is another premise.
That is, you must kill the person you care about the most, use her blood, and drink it with wine lice, so as to achieve the effect of turning a demon into a demon, otherwise the person will be poisoned first, and then become a zombie.
Then this zombie, as long as it touches the blood of a living creature, will turn into a boneless bone.
I don't want to be a boneless.
If you don't turn into bones, you are a madman with endless power, and your six relatives don't know right from wrong, and you can see who kills whom.
In that case, let alone enjoying the beauty of love again, in order to make up for the trauma of the relationship, I will even lose all my memories, and I will not even be able to find myself.
Yuan Lao Er saw that I was silent, and began to encourage me again.
"So, the immortal body I am talking about does not need to drink wine lice at all, but there is another way, after incarnation, it can not only preserve your memory, but also improve your intelligence."
I smiled and said, "Okay, you tell me, and then I'll agree to the conditions you just made." ”
Yuan Lao Er was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Okay, Your Majesty, please come over with your ears." ”
Groove, you're only left with an empty shell head, how can I attach my ears to the past.
So I put Yuan Laoer's severed head to my ear and leaned it over.
When the severed head was still three inches away from my ear, Yuan Lao Er suddenly hugged me.
Yes, it just hugged me!
The ears on the severed head suddenly become so long!
Those two ears were like two arms with small hands sticking out, and the little hands pressed down on both of my temples.
My temples were pressed, my neck and shoulders were pressed, and I couldn't move.
Yuan Laoer's severed head broke free from my hand and climbed onto my scalp.
"Huang Guoshan, I have good intentions, I plan for your future, you don't want to be the emperor of the world, I want to assist you to the heavenly court, but you don't believe it in your heart, and you still fool me!"
"Since you only care about your private life, and you don't really want to lead the spirit clan to fight for your status in the Heavenly Court, then my mission will be completed by me."
"As long as I follow the knife hole in your head and get into your head."
"In the future, this body will belong to me, and I, Yuan Lao's second child, will become Huang Guoshan."
When Yuan Lao Er said this, I felt the blood on my scalp and was licked away by him.
However, if I have been fooled by him, I will never fall for him a second time, and I have long been on guard.
They want to squeeze out my soul, control my body, and take away me, but there is no door!
You only have one head, and even if your ears get longer, you only have two more arms.
And I, with all four limbs, can't turn my neck, can't lift my arms, and my waist and legs are not useless.
I ran as hard as I could, then bent over and hit my head on an icicle.
I was stabbed in the top of the head, and I didn't get much damage, and I wasn't afraid of this small collision.
But Yuan Laoer's severed head, because the skull was empty, was squeezed out of shape.
After the decapitation was deformed, like a kicked night pot, it rolled down to the ice, and my ears were retracted, and my body returned to normal, I smiled and put the decapitated head on the ice, kicking around.
"When I've had enough, I'll pour your head with lamp oil and burn it to ashes." I said as I kicked it.
"Huang Guoshan, do you think that in this way, you can destroy me?"
Due to the deformation of his head, Yuan Laoer's severed mouth was also deflated at this time, and a lot of teeth were knocked out, and there was a little leakage when he spoke, which sounded very funny.
"If it can't destroy you, how can it destroy you?" I said, trampling the severed head under my feet.
"You, you will never be able to destroy me, this time, I will take the initiative to go to the underworld, enter the eighteenth layer of hell, bathe with boiling oil, pedicure with a sharp blade, and enjoy it."
Yuan Laoer's words made me laugh when he arrived.
"Yuan Lao Er, you can put the knife mountain and the oil pot, you can say it so fresh and refined, I admire it!"
Yuan Lao Er laughed, and his voice was louder than mine.
"Hahaha, shaft, lack and conspiracy! Yuan Ye, I want to be in the underworld, go through thousands of explosions, and then turn into a ghost king who has been tempered for thousands of years, and then let you see, how I led the spirit clan to seize the Lingxiao Treasure Palace! ”
When Yuan Lao Er said this, he laughed vigorously again.
He laughed, and his head rolled on the ground, knocking out all the teeth in his mouth.
Rotten teeth are flying everywhere.
I thought about Yuan Laoer's words and concluded that he was completely crazy!
I didn't want to pay any more attention to this madman, so I scooped a spoonful of lamp oil and threw it on his head.