In a daze, I smelled a smell of disinfectant water.

I opened my eyes and found myself already lying in the hospital, and there was another person sitting on the chair next to me, Wang Da Hammer!

The guy was sitting in a chair, holding his phone and pouting red-faced, his pants had been pulled off to his knees, and his right hand was moving up and down rapidly.

I was suddenly agitated, and I came to my senses in an instant: ", Wang Da Hammer, why don't you change places when you?" ”

Wang Dazhui, who was masturbating, shuddered suddenly: "Damn, why did you wake up suddenly?" ”

"Fuck you uncle!" I kicked this kid to the ground, this guy struggled to stand up, busy putting on his pants, I thought this kid should apologize to me or something, but he opened his mouth and said: "If you don't wake up early or don't wake up late, isn't waking up at this time to disturb the fat man's Yaxing?" ”

"Fuck you, uncle!" I struggled to stand up and beat this bastard, but as soon as I moved, it involved the injury in my chest, and I screamed "ah" in pain, and fell on the bed again, gasping hard.

"Come on, there's a kind of heads-up!" Wang sledgehammer screamed at me.

"You wait, when Lao Tzu is healed, he will definitely beat you to the ground!" I scolded angrily, Yaya's legs, this dead fat man is getting more and more arrogant, he used to be just a person, but now he is in front of Lao Tzu.

It's also a shame that no nurse came in just now, otherwise that picture, Lao Tzu would be horrified when he thought about it.

I was sucking eggs, Wang Dazhui took out his mobile phone casually and called: "Hey, Brother Liu, Fengzi woke up, it's nothing, I fought with me for 300 rounds just now, and I kicked him back to bed." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and the bastard, bragging, stopped making drafts.

Just thinking about it, Wang Dazhui handed me the mobile phone: "Oh, Brother Liu wants to talk to you." ”

I took the phone and heard Liu Changge on the other end of the phone say, "It's good that your kid woke up, otherwise I would have thought you would be dead." ”

"Fuck off, it's not you who did it." I suddenly didn't calm down, Yaya's legs, I used to think that this guy was the most reliable among my friends, but now I found out that this guy is more ruthless than anyone else.

"Don't be angry, wasn't it forced at the time?" Liu Changge said with a smile.

"That's your weakness."

"Wool, Lao Tzu wants to surpass that little girl, so he is afraid, let Lao Tzu let go of his hands and feet, and he can clean it up in minutes." Liu Changge said.

I didn't bother to talk nonsense, so I asked directly: "Have those two boys and girls solved the problem?" ”

"It's all overdone, and it's thanks to you for taking that moment, otherwise it would have been troublesome yesterday." Liu Changge said, "Just for this point, I have to give you an extra half of the remuneration this time." ”

I immediately became excited, Yaya's legs, saying that money is negotiable, although I don't know how much Liu Changge took over the business, but as long as it's money, who cares?

This is my first income from catching ghosts!

"However, you kid still owes me 100,000 yuan, and I will directly offset the remuneration for you this time." Suddenly, Liu Changge said with a smile on the other end of the phone.

I was stunned on the spot, I haven't seen this special mother's money yet, why is it gone?

"Brother Liu, don't you have such a routine as a person?" I said, the resentment at this time, it is estimated that I died on the spot, and I can immediately change the rhythm of the ghost!

Oh yes, money! The first income from catching ghosts! Lao Tzu didn't see it, but he was offset by Liu Changge!

This special mother is more Zhou Peel than Zhou Peel!

"Don't talk nonsense, do you owe money?" Liu Changge scolded, "Don't say it, Lao Tzu rushed to exorcise evil spirits for the female benefactor, and hung up, Amitabha." ”

Before I could react, Liu Changge hung up the phone, I collapsed on the bed, and 100 million *** heads were running wildly in my head, this bastard is still a Taoist, isn't it? Open his mouth and read the monk's slogan, he is not afraid that the ancestor of Shushan will talk to him about life in the middle of the night?

", this posture is amazing, I give you 100 points, I'm not afraid of your pride!" Wang Dazhui said suddenly.

I looked at him blindfolded, he was holding his phone and wearing headphones and watching the video with red eyes, needless to say, it must be another island blockbuster.

But in the next second, I felt as if I had been beaten by electricity, and I didn't care about the pain in my body, so I sat up suddenly: "Black fat, you are here, so who is staring at that monster beauty in school?" ”

"Staring at Mao, that girl is nothing special except for her appearance." Wang Da Hammer replied to me without raising his head.

"it!" I was not calm for a moment, gritted my teeth and endured the pain and began to change my clothes, Wang Dazhui reacted and looked at me in a circle: "You kid is crazy?" ”

"Send your uncle, that girl is a monster, I said everything, why don't you listen? Help me get dressed, or I'll die when I get back!" I said.

When Wang Dazhui saw me like this, he didn't say much, and was busy coming up to help me get dressed.

Finally, I went through the discharge procedures with Wang Dazhui and took a taxi straight to school.

When Wang Dazhui and I arrived at school, we were rushing to the next class with Wang Dazhui, and I saw Zhang Hao, a kid lying on the windowsill, drooling.

"Big man!" I shouted, and Zhang Hao ignored me.

Get! This bastard is fascinated by that monster enough!

At this time, Wang Dazhui also lay on the windowsill, and suddenly exclaimed: "Oh yo, exciting!" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and I followed on the windowsill, and I saw that the female monster was sitting quietly in the corner reading a book, dressed the same as yesterday, revealing a pair of super white legs.

To be honest, if I didn't know the details of this girl, my special mother would probably be similar to Wang Da Hammer Zhang Hao, after all, the lethality of this girl's big white legs is too strong.

But as soon as I thought that this girl was a monster, maybe she would become something when she transformed, and suddenly all the evil fires in the dantian were gone.

"Damn, turn around." I was stunned, and the exclamations of Wang Dazhui and Zhang Hao sounded in my ears.

I looked into the classroom, and the girl seemed to notice us peeking at her, and writhed without a trace, her legs facing us.

And then...... Suddenly open your legs!

Black!

I tensed up instantly, and I felt a warm and numb sensation in my nose, which was so exciting!

Wang Dazhui and Zhang Hao on the side were even more violently excited, Zhang Hao, this kid, snorted and squirted two nosebleeds, turned around and rushed to the toilet, Wang Dazhui This kid stood up and shouted at Zhang Hao: "Big man, did you bring toilet paper?" ”

Zhang Hao didn't reply, Wang Dazhui turned around and rushed to the classroom, without much effort, he took a pack of toilet paper and rushed to the toilet at a faster speed than Bolt, shouting while running: "Groove, the power of the flood can't be suppressed, I'm going to explode!" ”

These two bastards are hopeless!

I watched speechlessly as they rushed into the toilet, and suddenly, a fragrance rushed into my nose, and at the same time, a soft and glutinous voice sounded: "Is it good-looking?" ”