Have diarrhea?

Hehe, who pulls it is not certain.

Chen Yinuo patted Jiang Han's shoulder and smiled meaningfully: "Little girl, haven't you heard a word, you can't live if you do it yourself!" Don't have the heart to hurt others. ”

It's very appropriate.

Jiang Han's brows furrowed suddenly.

The next moment, he hurriedly got up, clamped his long legs, covered his stomach, and rushed towards the bathroom.

A moment later, Jiang Han's roar sounded in the bathroom: "Chen Teddy, what did you do!" ”

Miao Miao was already dizzy, her head was a little unbright, and she asked stupidly, "What's the situation?" Didn't you take the laxatives? Why did Sister Jiang Han go to diarrhea? Ah...... Sister Jiang Han is so pitiful...... Hmph, you must have snuck it into the dish, didn't you...... I wouldn't have told you if I had known...... Sister Jiang Han is really pitiful......"

Chen Yinuo: "Silly girl, when is it, you still pity others." You're the most pitiful one. ”

Miao Miao stared at a pair of innocent big eyes, her face was confused, she was drunk, and her head hadn't reacted yet: "Why am I pitiful?" Want...... Have pity...... Also...... It's also your poor ......."

Chen Yinuo laughed: "Am I pitiful? It's just a joke. Who is brother? Brother is in the midst of strategizing and winning Wolong Zhuge thousands of miles away. Fake serious want to fight me, it's too tender. Hahahaha......"

Look up to the sky and smile.

Sitting on the stool with his buttocks, one foot on the stool Jiang Han was sitting on just now, Chen Yinuo took out a cigarette, held it in his mouth, and went wild.

But he smiled and smiled, and the smile suddenly froze on his face.

I'll go!

The stomach is overturned, just like a dam bursting.

The feeling was sudden, so violent.

What's the situation?

Jiang Han must have hidden other laxatives.

It's too late to say anything.

Chen Yinuo hurriedly rushed towards his room opposite the door.

There is only one bathroom in a house.

Jiang Han occupied this bathroom, and he couldn't use it.

If he could, he would never have run that far.

Although it is only about ten meters away from his home.

But the degree of stomach troubles is unimaginable.

Chen Yinuo felt that it was a second too late......

No, half a second later, I guess I'll really pull a trouser pocket.

A squat is half an hour.

It's past midnight.

Chen Yinuo finally felt a little more comfortable, got up, his pants hadn't been lifted, his face changed greatly, and he hurriedly sat on the toilet again.

Ten minutes later, I got up, just arrived at the door of the bathroom, and ran back again, obediently sitting on the toilet.

No more......

Miao Miao seems to say that this medicine can make people pull for two days and two nights.

Well, it's definitely an exaggeration.

But even if it is an exaggeration, Chen Yinuo can't hold on.

It's only been a long time before I feel dizzy, and if I go on like this, I guess he's going to die on the toilet.

Call an ambulance.

The phone seems to have fallen on the opposite door.

After waiting for a while, immediately go and get the phone back and call 120.

At this moment, the bathroom door was slammed.

Jiang Han: "Chen Teddy, come out quickly!" ”

Chen Yinuo was speechless: "Can we talk about it later, I'll squat in the pit." ”

Jiang Han didn't come to Xingshi to ask about the crime, and he looked anxious: "Hurry up...... Hurry up and get out. I'm in a hurry......"

Chen Yinuo: "I'm also in a hurry, what about the bathroom in your room." ”

Jiang Han: "Miao Miao is occupied, hurry up and ......"

Chen Yinuo: "It's not fast. Waiting outside the door...... Half an hour should be about the same. ”

Jiang Han was really tough, and with a loud bang, he directly kicked open the bathroom door.

Chen Yinuo: "Damn! I don't even have pants on. You're a hooligan, aren't you? ”

Jiang Han was in the mood to talk nonsense with him, so he pulled Chen Yinuo away, his shorts faded, and he sat on the toilet.

Chen Yinuo was stunned, he was bare-bottomed in the bathroom, and there was a beautiful woman with the same bare ass on the toilet.

The moment you take off your shorts, the spring is infinite.

Chen Yinuo only felt that his mouth was dry.

Lose your marbles......

It's all normal.

Under the influence of powerful laxatives and alcohol, the couple estimated that tomorrow would definitely regret their mistakes, and felt that tonight was the most embarrassing moment in their lives.

Jiang Han closed his eyes and looked satisfied.

After a while, when I opened my eyes, I saw Chen Yinuo who was stunned.

Chen Yinuo's eyes were hooked, staring at her snow-white skin.

That's it, Jiang Han looked down his face......

In an instant, his face was red, and he pointed to the door and almost roared: "Chen Yinuo, get out of here!" Give me another tooth and claw, believe it or not I'll cut that thing out of you and feed it to the cat! ”

Meow ......

Xiaobai ran over from nowhere, standing at the door, licking his tongue excitedly.

Three people fight for two toilets.

It was an indescribable night.

At three o'clock in the morning, the ambulance finally came.

Chen Yinuo, Jiang Han, Miao Miao, none of them were pulled into the hospital and arranged in the same ward.

One by one, I finally got honest.

One room, three beds.

Miao Miao is in the middle.

Chen Yinuo was outside, and Jiang Han was inside.

Across Miao Miao, Jiang Han gritted his teeth and glared at Chen Yinuo.

Chen Yinuo will definitely not be bigger than anyone with a girl there, lying on the bed, closing his eyes, and angry at her: "Brother is not at a loss, I have seen everything that should be seen and what should not be seen." Gee...... It's stunning......"

Miao Miao is very innocent, the alcohol strength is estimated to have not gone down, and the brain circuit is a little abnormal: "You two don't make trouble, in this situation, I'll sing you a song:...... Why is it always me who gets hurt...... What the hell am I doing wrong......"

The song is affectionate and resentful, smelling sad, and the listener is in tears.

Poor girl......

The sky gradually brightened, and Chen Yinuo just wanted to squint for a while, when the mobile phone message prompt sounded.

In the QQ friend list, I don't know when there was one more person, it was the ghost reader.

"Dude, 100,000 urgent, you must do me a favor."

Chen Yinuo: "What's so urgent?" ”

"Help me find someone...... No, find a ghost. ”

Chen Yinuo suddenly sobered up, a little confused: "Brother, you're not kidding?" ”

"I'm dying, what are you kidding?"

Chen Yinuo: "What's going on?" ”

"When a person dies, he has to pass through the ghost gate. After the ghost gate, it is Huangquan Road. I'm the ghost officer in charge of escorting ghosts on Huangquan Road. A week ago, a female ghost sneaked back. If I can't catch her, I'm done. My brothers, all of them will be punished. ”

Chen Yinuo: "Didn't I watch the movie say that there are soul envoys in the Netherworld?" There are also human beings selected, who are specifically responsible for catching ghosts and eliminating zombies, sealing the official position of the Yin Division, doing things for the underworld, and supporting justice in the world. ”

"Yes, yes, but this female ghost has been sent into the ghost gate by the soul envoy and escaped from us. If you look for the Yin Si in the world or find the soul envoy, you can't hide it, and the female ghost is caught, and my brothers and I are also derelict in our duties. So I want to find someone who can be reliable and secretly help us make up for our mistakes. ”

Chen Yinuo was a little cowardly.

But this ghost buddy helped him a lot.

If it weren't for the strong pill, Ye Lin and Ye Xiaomi's mother and daughter would definitely end up tragically.

He gritted his teeth and replied, "What should I do?" ”

"I'll give you a few artifacts. The paper crane can find the person possessed by the female ghost. When you find her, lock her with a chain, then burn her with incense candle oil and whip her with a willow branch. When she comes out of her host, the chains will automatically lock her back to me. The mission is done. ”