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The six princesses were amused by his words and laughed again, even the third princess who had been cold-faced, and the maids behind them and the officials under the hall were the same, only everyone in the hall cried and mourned, because this punishment was about to fall on their heads soon, and so would they themselves then.
At this moment, a man and woman with a sad face were released from each room on the left and right, and it was really like a dead father! The officials under the hall and the maid ring behind them couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.
The two guards who were responsible for the inspection looked at these people who were laughing a little crazy for a moment.
After laughing for a moment, the sixth princess held back a smile and asked the two, "Still haven't found out?" ”
After asking, there was a sudden look of disappointment on his face.
The third princess persuaded at this time: "Sixth sister, I said that your method is not good, except for wasting time and energy, there is no effect!" We've reviewed it several times along the way, but there is still no result. In my opinion, those two demons have long run away, where will they stay stupidly in our sphere of influence, and joke with their own lives! ”
Only then did everyone in the hall realize that the two princesses were originally helping their cousin, the fourth princess of Quanzhou, to chase down this evil Changeable Twin Demons. These damn Changeling Twin Demons, they didn't get the benefits, but they had to suffer this innocent sin with them. These two demons will not die well, and they will definitely be sent by heaven!
"Ahh
Li Hao sneezed for no reason, rubbed his nose very uncomfortably, looked at the sixth princess and said, "It turns out that the two princesses want to arrest those two demons, then it's no wonder!" Presumably, these two uncles and aunts were kneaded just now, I'm afraid this taste is not very pleasant! In fact, if I were a twin demon, the portraits of the two of them were posted in the whole dynasty, and I would never dare to stay in the downtown area, especially the sphere of influence of several princesses and princes who had participated in the martial arts tournament, and it was not fun to lose my life! Therefore, this fairy-like princess sister should go to the deep mountains and old forests to get those two demons. ”
The third princess nodded, and urged the sixth princess to say: "Okay, sixth sister, you see that ordinary people think so, not to mention the cunning twin demons." Let's hurry, we can go back to the dormitory in the afternoon, why suffer here again? ”
The sixth princess nodded and said to the black-armored soldiers: "Okay, come on, release them all!" Let's drive back to the palace! ”
Xue Yue'er and the two of them secretly gasped, and finally escaped from the tiger's mouth again!
Li Hao hadn't walked out of the county yamen yet, and thought again: People say that if you don't die in a big disaster, you will have a blessing, so it's time to have some good luck, right? It's impossible to call yourself so unlucky all the time!
"Stop!"
Li Hao and the others hadn't taken two steps yet, when suddenly there was a coquettish cheer from behind.
Those people who were secretly glad that they had escaped suddenly stopped crying and mourning, waiting for them to continue to check, but they still couldn't escape this catastrophe after all!
"Except for the two of them, everyone else can go!"
Only then did the group of people dare to raise their heads slightly, and looked in the direction pointed by the third princess, haha, it turned out that it was not themselves! It was the kid who dared to scold the third princess with his wife.
The group immediately continued to run out with a happy face, not daring to stay in place for a moment longer, lest they be caught again.
Without waiting for the third princess to speak, Li Hao first asked, "Your Royal Highness the third princess, what else did you call to stop us?" ”
The third princess said coldly: "This princess looks at your mouth and is too good at talking, and the journey is lonely, so she just summons you to tell a story." In the future, follow this princess and be the princess's family. ”
I see! Li Hao secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Forget it, the grass people still want to live for two more years?" ”
The third princess shouted: "Bold! Why can't you live a few more years with this princess? Are you really damning me for being a monster that sucks human essence? ”
Li Hao shook his hands wildly and said busily: "Her Royal Highness the Third Princess has misunderstood, what the grass people mean is that companion is like that...... Therefore, for the sake of our family's small life, let's live honestly, and don't expect this wealth. ”
The third princess said angrily: "What is this? The person that Princess Ben has a crush on can't help but shirk it! ”
The sixth princess chuckled, and the third princess turned her head strangely and asked, "What are you laughing at, is it possible that the little sister also thinks I am too domineering and comes to make fun of me?" ”
The sixth princess smiled and shook her head: "Listening to this uncle's words, it is extremely interesting, and the little sister also wants to accept him as a family member, how can she come to make fun of the third sister!" It's just that if we really take him as a family Li Hao, we will become the 'that' that this uncle said, hehe......"
The third princess pushed her and said, "You can't say it directly, it's secretive, it's stuffy!" ”
"Tigress!"
The third princess was angry, pointed at Li Hao and shouted, "You are so bold!" Come on, take him down! ”
Two black-armored guards, who were like gods, immediately stepped forward and came to arrest Li Hao.
The sixth princess smiled and shouted: "Wait! ”
The two black-armored door gods were like puppets on the control line, stopped, stood on both sides of Li Hao, and waited for an order to escort this bold man.
"Third sister, although he has this meaning, he doesn't dare to say it, so don't worry too much about him. Actually, what he said is really very right, the third sister, you are an anxious child, and he has always spoken boldly, but I am afraid that if I am not careful, I will be cleaned up by the third sister, the 'king'! You better let them go, and find another family Li Hao who is temperamental to you. ”
The third princess shook her head and said, "But, where is it so easy?" Finally found this bold guy who can tell very funny jokes? Or, Sixth Sister, you can take him. You have a good temper, you won't punish him indiscriminately, you can always be worthy of this troubled people. ”
Li Hao secretly complained, what's going on, why will people pay attention to the last two sentences, do you really want to treat yourself as a talking toy?
The sixth princess looked at Li Hao, only to see Li Hao crying and mourning, looking at her with pleading eyes, shaking her head.
The sixth princess smiled and said, "Although this princess also likes this uncle who can tell jokes very much, it's just that the stories he tells are too vulgar, and my father is afraid that he won't like it." In addition, he is too bold, and if he really wants to collide with his father, will he lose two lives in vain. So, third sister, let's not be a hurtful 'tiger'! ”
The third princess looked at her sister, at this "doll" that made her feel funny and dared to make her angry, and finally sighed and said, "Okay, just listen to the sixth sister!" Let go of this Diao Min, or this princess really wants to play with it. ”
"Thank you, princesses! Grass people retire! ”
Li Hao hurriedly pulled Xue Yue'er and kowtowed, and walked towards the outside of the county office. This time, they became like the citygoers who had run out before, lest the third princess suddenly change her mind and continue to use herself as a doll.
Out of the county office, Li Hao and the others went directly to the outside of the town, galloping away on horseback, not daring to get too close to these two dangerous animals for a moment.
Riding horses galloping on the trail, Li Hao and Xue Yue'er looked at a higher mountain on the side of the road, and went to this trail instead, so as not to face the two princesses again. Their horses were much faster, and although they were dragging a wagon, they could travel day and night, but they couldn't.
The horse left the trail, and Xue Yue'er suddenly screamed, "Ouch! Husband, I'm dying of pain! ”
Just now, in order to escape for her life, Xue Yue'er was in pain and half stood on the back of the horse and galloped away, and from time to time she would still get on the saddle. I was overly nervous just now, and I didn't feel anything, but as soon as I eased down at this time, Xue Yue'er forgot about it, and sat down in the saddle with confidence, naturally grinning in pain.
Xue Yue'er snorted, and said to Li Hao aggrievedly: "Husband, hurry up and help me put on the ointment, it's painful for me!" ”
Speaking of this, she couldn't help lowering her head, and then looked at Li Hao with an expectant face.
Li Hao looked left and right, shook his head and said, "Lady, bear with me, this place is too close to the avenue, so as not to let someone come over at any time." ”
Xue Yue'er nodded obediently, lowered her head and followed Li Hao, slowly walking on the trail that could still move forward.
Walking slowly along the mountain road, when she reached the back, Xue Yue'er bent down slightly and couldn't stand on the horse's back, so she had to dismount and walk. The two of them led the horse on foot for a while, and when they saw a flat hill in front of them, they just put the horse in it and let it feed on its own and rest.
Xue Yue'er suddenly pointed to the east and said, "Husband, let's go over there, there is the sound of water over there, just enough to prepare lunch there at the same time." I could have been lazy, but these two damn princesses were all harmed! ”
Li Hao smiled and said, "Wouldn't it be miserable for us to harm them?" Forget it, don't worry too much, it's good to be free to live at this time. Let's go over first, apply the ointment for you, and recuperate as soon as possible before we can continue on the road. ”
As soon as she said this, Xue Yue'er suddenly nodded shyly, and followed Li Hao with her head lowered.
After walking a few steps, Li Hao also heard a subtle dingdong sound, and there was indeed a mountain stream in front of him, and Xue Yue'er's skills were higher than his own.
Looking at the clean boulder hidden in the bushes in front of him, Li Hao laughed softly: "It's here!" ”
Walking up the mountain spring, he finally found such a quiet and remote place, Li Hao sat on a large stone and motioned for Xue Yue'er to come over. Xue Yue'er lay on his thin legs with a shy face, and raised her fat-buttocks high in front of Li Hao.
Li Hao untied the belt around Xue Yue'er's thin waist and took off her cyan coarse cloth skirt. Gently uncovering the light white clothes inside, Xue Yue'er's round and plump fat-buttocks were like a snow-white huge trowel, exposed in front of Li Hao.
"Ouch, husband, you should be lighter, it hurts me to death!"
Even if the movement was too gentle, when the fabric was uncovered, Xue Yue'er still inhaled cold air in pain, and hummed softly in her mouth. In fact, Xue Yue'er also deliberately exaggerated to win Li Hao's love and pity. She can still endure this pain, and she didn't suffer less from her father's board when she was a child.
I saw that on the snow-white trowel, a red mark was diagonally across the snow-white two halves, connected into a straight line, purple and red with some bruises. It's a bit like the New Year's holiday, when the villagers put the red mark on the cake they just made, so as to be auspicious.
Thinking of this, Li Hao couldn't help laughing and said, "Haha......"
"Oops! Everyone is dying of pain, husband, what are you still laughing at? Isn't it ugly? ”
Xue Yue'er's restless Li Hao moved her leg and asked worriedly, looking up with great effort, wanting to look back at her injury.
"Don't look at it! It's okay, it's just a little red and swollen, a little more red than the snow-white tender meat next to it. ”
Li Hao's little hand dipped a little bit of the ointment that the sixth princess asked the maid to send, and gently rubbed it on Xue Yue'er's snow-white fat buttocks, rubbing it gently, and even her skin was not touched.
Xue Yue'er heard him say this, and her face was so ashamed that she had a fever on her face, and she didn't even pretend to hum in pain.
Li Hao continued with a smile: "It's on these two originally snow-white big trowels, suddenly covered with such a red mark, but they have become auspicious trowels used by rural people for gifts, haha......"
Xue Yue'er was shy, and said angrily: "People have suffered such a heavy board for you, you have no conscience, but you still come to make fun of your wife, it's really bad!" ”
"Knowing that the lady is the best for me! I just think it's funny, I can't help but want to laugh, don't be weird! ”
Li Hao smiled, gently wiped the last piece of redness and swelling on the snow-white, and said softly: "Okay, I'll dress you now." ”
Xue Yue'er shook her head and said in a low voice: "Don't!" It's going to hurt, can you just hold me like this and rest? ”
Li Hao said: "Then you just lie on this stone, I still have to go hunting and barbecue, or we will be hungry at noon." ”
Xue Yue'er said with a disappointed face: "Then you better dress for me, I'll go with you!" ”
Li Hao didn't ask why, he gently put on layers of clothes for Xue Yue'er, and finally pulled on the coarse cloth skirt, hugged Xue Yue'er's waist, and helped her stand up.
After being stained with the ointment, Xue Yue'er really felt a little cooler, and Li Hao didn't feel much pain when she was dressing her. Helped up by Li Hao, Xue Yue'er looked at Li Hao shyly and said, "Husband, this belt hasn't been tied yet!" ”
"If your hand isn't hurt, can't you do it yourself!"
Although he said so, Li Hao still walked over, tightened the Luo belt around Xue Yue'er's thin waist, and tied the Luo belt for her.
After getting it done, Li Hao said: "Lady, you are not feeling well, and you are resting here, I will go hunting and barbecue." ”
Xue Yue'er said disruptively: "No, I have to follow my husband." Even if I don't move, I can still carry things for my husband, as long as I don't bend over! ”
Li Hao couldn't be pestered by her, so he had to cling.
Following Li Hao, the two of them walked softly and silently like civets.
Suddenly, the two of them saw a few pheasants resting in the grass in front of them, and before Li Hao could open the newly created movable hard bow, Xue Yue'er quickly bent down and grabbed a handful of stones and scattered them all over the sky.
"Bang Bang ......"
"Giggle...... Flutter Ling ......"
The stones hit the pheasants who were dreaming, and the pheasants were struck by the flying stones from the sky, and the white wings struggled and fell to the ground.
"Haha, it's still ...... Ouch, my ass, husband, rub it for me! ”
Xue Yue'er laughed happily, and before she could laugh twice, she grinned in pain, and the vigorous exercise just now hurt the injury in the back.
Li Hao smiled bitterly and folded the bow away, and gently rubbed it for Xue Yue'er. After pressing it lightly for a while, the two of them returned by the way.
The two of them were doing business in the mountains and fields, laughing and joking. A pile of firewood finally rose, and slowly, a rich smell of meat wafted and echoed among the secluded mountains and forests, and the smell was appetizing.
"Haha, Lao Tzu is very blessed! I just felt hungry, and someone roasted it first! ”
Suddenly, a man's majestic voice came from the forest, which frightened Li Hao and Xue Yue'er's faces changed greatly, could it be the high-rollers who came to chase and kill them again?
"Whew"
A gust of wind sounded, and a sturdy man in leather armor quickly rushed in front of Xue Yue'er and Li Hao.