Chapter Twenty-Four: Stealing Peaches and Stealing Gold Pills (I)

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A few days later, Cheng Fan's spies in Huaguo Mountain came to report that the Tai Bai Xing really came to the lower realm again, and invited the monkey to go to heaven to do the "Monkey King".

The monkey and the seven righteous brothers have not much brotherhood left, since they have never said hello, the seven demon kings have no reaction to the monkey's head to the sky again, and they have no reaction to him, and they look at him coldly......

Cheng Fan's doppelganger is a tail monkey who went to the sky!

In the past thousand years, Cheng Fan has been to the heavens many times, but like the Pan Taoyuan, the Tushi Palace, and the Plastic Immortal Pond, such important places in the heavenly court, he has never been there.

Cheng Fan's tail trip to the monkey's head this time, of course, was to follow the monkey to mix some benefits.

After the monkey went to heaven, he received the empty title of "Monkey King", which seemed to be noble, but in fact, he was up and down in heaven, and none of the serious characters looked down on him.

But he doesn't know it, every day when he has nothing to do, he will make friends in the palace, make friends, and don't know how to respect and humility. Every four emperors, say "Your Majesty". and the Nine Stars, the Five Generals, the Twenty-Eight Houses, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the Universal Stars, and the Gods of the River and Han Dynasties, all treat each other as brothers and call each other.

I don't know that others look down on him at all, and it's not uncommon for him to be called a brother.

Seeing that the monkey head had nothing to do every day, making fairy friends everywhere, and fearing trouble, Xu Jingyang really started playing, and the Jade Emperor announced the edict, letting the monkey head take care of the peach orchard.

It's all a good show!

Let a monkey take care of a peach forest?

I don't know if you want to dig a hole for the monkeys? I want him to guard and steal from himself!

Cheng Fan knew, but he didn't want to care about this, he turned into a tiny piece of smoke and dust, and secretly floated beside the monkey.

This monkey is an acute child, and when he can't wait for a while, he just thanked the Jade Emperor for his kindness, and immediately went to Pan Taoyuan to investigate. said it was an investigation, but in fact it was just that the monkey was worried about the peach.

He had already heard from other immortals that there was a fairy garden in the heavenly court, which contained a peach planted by Wang's mother, this peach was wonderful, and it was praised among the immortals, and the monkey loved to eat peaches. He had long wanted to come to Pan Tao Garden, taste the taste of Pan Tao, and see what the spirit fruit of heaven and earth tasted like.

Cheng Fan even knew that this monkey had secretly tried Pan Taoyuan many times, incarnation, change, out-of-body spirit, all kinds of means, the monkey had already used it, but there were many forbidden formations guarding Pan Taoyuan, and there were many heavenly generals patrolling and guarding outside, and the care was extremely strict, so he didn't get it.

Now that he has received the will of the Jade Emperor, how can the monkey not be overjoyed?

At that moment, he couldn't wait to come to the peach orchard, but was stopped by the land in the garden, and when the monkey head made his intentions clear, he called a group of hoeing wrestlers, transporting water wrestlers, repairing peach wrestlers, and cleaning wrestlers to see the great sage, and then led him in.

Cheng Fan took advantage of the monkey's entry into the park, and also followed the same inside.

After the monkey head entered, he saw the peach trees in the garden, his face was happy, he was playing in the garden, and there was land next to him to introduce it, and the land said:

"There are a total of 3,600 peaches in the garden: 1,200 in front, the flowers and fruits are small, and they are ripe for 3,000 years. There are 1,200 plants in the middle, the layers of flowers are sweet, they are ripe for 6,000 years, and people eat Xiaju and soar, and they are immortal. The back of 1,200 plants, purple veined nucleus, nine thousand years of ripe, people eat and heaven and earth with longevity, the sun and the moon with Geng. ”

When Cheng Fan heard this, he thought of another big spiritual root in "Journey to the West", ginseng fruit.

The description of ginseng fruit in the original book is:

"It blooms once in 3,000 years, bears fruit in 3,000 years, matures in another 3,000 years, and eats it in 10,000 years. It seems that in these 10,000 years, only thirty fruits have been produced, and the appearance of the fruits is similar to that of a child who has not yet reached the age of three dynasties, with all four limbs and five senses. If anyone has the chance to smell it, he will live three hundred and sixty years. Eat one, and you will live for 47,000 years. ”

Judging from the effect, it is obvious that the peach is higher than the ginseng fruit, one can directly become an immortal and live with heaven and earth, and although one can live for 47,000 years after eating, it is compared with "heaven and earth are longevity, and the sun and moon are the same as Geng", what is it? Unless the life span of this heaven and earth is less than 47,000 years.

Thinking about it like this, Cheng Fan was a little curious, thinking about the difference between this peach and the ginseng fruit, and the advantages and disadvantages of the other.

"Well, when I take the ginseng fruit of Yuanzi in the future, I must compare it with the peach, and then write a paper, which is called "The Things That the Peach and the Ginseng Fruit Have to Say".

After the monkey head finished reading the peach, he didn't take action immediately, Cheng Fan didn't do it, and the one who carried the black pot didn't move, how could he be embarrassed to do it first?

That's not kind!

The monkey head was tempted by the peach in the garden to itch in his heart, and he came to see it once every three or five days, and the more he looked at it, the more he was itchy, but the peach was in front of him, and it was not easy to start.

Finally, one day, the monkey couldn't help it, and said that he wanted to take a rest on the pavilion in the garden, and followed left and right, and went up to the tree to eat.

This monkey sometimes doesn't cherish the baby very much, but he is a peach lover, and he doesn't climb the tree to pick a peach like in the TV series.

After the monkey picks the peach, he gnaws the peach cleanly, where is the appearance of throwing away and wasting at will in the TV series?

Cheng Fan quietly hid beside the monkey, and this monkey's every move was always concerned by the power of the Three Realms, even if he really threw away the peach, it was not so easy to obtain. But seeing the monkey eating peaches, but he couldn't get it, Cheng Fan was unwilling.

He counted the peach selection pattern of the monkey's head, and then rehearsed it according to the distribution of the peach in the peach orchard, deduced the route of the monkey's head to pick the peach, and then took the attention of the power consciousness of the Three Realms as a variable reference to formulate a plan for stealing peaches.

This seems to be a simple solution, but in fact, it uses statistics, behavioral psychology, geography (Pan Taoyuan route), geometry, and so on.

So in the end, when the monkey picks some peaches, it always drops a few for some reason, and it looks like it was picked and eaten by the monkey.

Yao Chi, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are sitting together, there is a water mirror in front of the two, and the picture of the monkey's head picking and eating peaches is reflected in the mirror.

"Huh?"

The Queen Mother frowned, and suddenly said in a loud voice: "Your Majesty, why do I feel that there seems to be a peach missing on this tree?" ”

"It must have been the monkey who ate it, and I just saw that the monkey picked peaches here."

"Really?"

The queen mother always felt that something was wrong in her heart, and wanted to perform the technique of returning to the light, and when she looked at it again, she saw that the Jade Emperor was watching the monkey eating peaches with relish, so she didn't cast a spell.

But I didn't know what the Jade Emperor was thinking: "When I ate peaches before, why didn't I think it was so delicious?" When I saw this monkey eating it, I wanted to eat it. ”