Chapter 66: A lot of hair
"Damn, what should I do?" Wang Fatzi shouted anxiously.
Wang Fatzi is not a person who has never seen the world, and he has also broken through the zombie herd of thousands of troops, not to mention killing seven in and seven out, it is almost the same.
can be chased and bitten by more than a hundred zombies, and it is the first time that Wang Fatzi has encountered it. After all, the ones he encountered before were all in the car, unlike now when he follows behind, if he runs slower, his ass will be gone.
"What should I do?" Wang Fatzi shouted, he had to hurry, Ya'er ran the slowest way, and he also knew that he was the slowest to run, after all, more than two hundred catties of meat were there, and if he wanted to run fast, he couldn't run fast.
"There's the generator room ahead, hold on!" Lao Caitou didn't reply.
Wang Fatzi glanced forward and found that at this time, people even took the time to light a cigarette: "Why can't you turn around and shoot when you have a little smoking?" ”
"You have the strength to talk nonsense, can't you run faster?" Lao Cai didn't speak, but Zhang Xueyan spoke first.
"What's the matter with you? Did you speak? You just interject? "Wang Fatzi is angry and anxious, this Zhang Xueyan is always against herself, and sooner or later she will find time to kill her.
"Hurry up!" Xu Mengwei ran fast with a handsome body, and at this time he had already arrived at the door of the generator room, opened the heavy iron door of the generator room, and beckoned everyone to hurry in.
Wang Fatzi tilted his head slightly, and he could see the zombie following his ass with his peripheral vision, the zombie used his hands and feet at the same time, four on the ground, and the feeling of running was similar to that of a chimpanzee, but the speed was very fast, and he was about to catch up with Wang Fatman.
Seeing that victory was in front of him, Wang Fatzi didn't know where the strength came from, so he actually accelerated his speed and rushed towards the generator room.
The speed was so fast that it faintly surpassed Lao Cai and Zhang Xueyan. Wang Fatzi was surprised and delighted, and thought: "My Wang Fatzi also has a counterattack day, and he can surpass these two grandsons!" ”
was proud, and found that something was wrong, and found that the two grandsons, Lao Cai and Zhang Xueyan, seemed to be deliberately slowing down. By the time he reacted, Wang Fatzi had already rushed into the generator room at a very high speed under the leadership of inertia.
At this moment, a zombie came out of the generator room, and pounced towards Wang Fatzi with teeth and claws.
As we all know, at high speeds, the heavier the tonnage, the greater the inertia and the longer the braking distance.
Wang Fatzi is now like a high-speed heavy truck, it can be exaggerated to say that it is rushing towards the bloody mouth of the zombies at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles per hour, and there is no room for turning at all.
"your uncle!" With the scream of the fat man, he collided with the zombie.
The moment Wang Fatzi and the zombie were together, he told himself that he must not let the zombie bite him or scratch the skin, if that happens, everything will be over.
So under the nervousness and anxiety, Wang Fatzi made an emergency response, he took out the flying knife and prepared to give the zombie a knife when he was ready to fight.
But when the flying knife was taken out, he didn't have time to use it, so he threw down the zombie directly, and even the people and the zombies were thrown out five or six meters away.
In the back, Lao Cai, Zhang Xueyan and Xu Mengwei quickly rushed in and closed the thick door of the generator room. The zombies slammed into the thick subway doors, making a dull sound.
After the three of them entered the house, they quickly dispersed and checked whether there were any zombies in the generator room, in addition to the zombie that was hugging Wang Fatzi in the generator room, there was actually a zombie.
This zombie is quite strange, it didn't even have clothes on, so it was naturally dealt with quickly.
Wang Fatzi collided with the zombies here, and then threw himself out five or six meters, and fell heavily to the ground, although there were zombies as meat pads, but he also fell dizzy.
This fall caused Wang Fatzi to have a short circuit in his brain for a moment, and when he reacted and wanted to kill the zombie with a flying knife, he found that the flying knife didn't know when it hit and flew away, and he couldn't find it. Frightened, he quickly got up and prepared to cut the zombie with a machete, but unfortunately, he struggled for a long time and didn't get up.
At the same time, the three people who killed another zombie quickly approached Wang Fatzi to help, although the three of them may not treat Wang Fatzi very well, especially Zhang Xueyan, and even often trouble Wang Fatzi and compete with Wang Fatzi, but after all, they are all in a squadron, they are all comrades-in-arms, and it is impossible to watch Wang Fatzi being eaten by zombies, and the three of them surround him.
Just saw Wang Fatzi who was still struggling on the ground, Lao Cai and Zhang Xueyan quickly stepped forward, and one of them set up Wang Fatman, Wang Fatzi was frightened, he had never been so close to zombies, he was almost nervous, and screamed: "Nima!" Nima! ”。
When I found out that I was being set up, I felt very embarrassed, and I couldn't hold my face, but I had no place to vent.
Although in fact he was yin by the three of them, but he had nowhere to reason, it was his own imprudentness that led to this, if because of this incident, he quarreled with others, and even fought a lot, Wang Fatzi felt that he was not reasonable, and besides, he was currently alone, one against three, he couldn't beat it, so he had to swallow his anger.
But this breath didn't come out, and he was uncomfortable, so he was ready to sprinkle his anger on the zombie, and he drew out his machete and prepared to cut the zombie.
But before he could do anything, the zombie's legs twitched a few times, and his head tilted to death.
"Wowhaha!" The three of them couldn't hold back their laughter anymore.
"It's the first time I've seen a zombie who was hit and killed! Hahahaha! cough cough cough 。。。。。。 Lao Cai laughed and coughed repeatedly.
"Oh mom, I'm laughing to death, no, tears are coming out!" Xu Mengwei turned out to be very feminine, holding down the corners of her eyes with her hands, afraid that she would have crow's feet because she laughed too much.
The most hateful thing is Zhang Xueyan, this ugly monster, actually lying on the ground directly, patting the ground and holding her stomach and laughing breathlessly: "No, no, my stomach hurts when I laugh, I thought my aunt was here!" ”
"Enough of you!" Wang Fatzi was angry and shouted, but the more he shouted, the more the three of them couldn't stop.
Seeing this, Wang Fatzi remembered the method that Yu Min taught him, laughed together, and laughed along: "Hahahaha!" ”
But he laughed too fakely, the three of them were stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly, Wang Fatzi let out a weird fake laugh without emotion, and cursed the three viciously in his heart: "Let you smoke so much, cough you to death, sooner or later you will get lung disease." You are a sissy, sooner or later you will become a pseudo-mother and be stabbed in the chrysanthemum, die ugly, and curse you to be a virgin for the rest of your life! ”
The three of them laughed for a while, but Wang Fatzi found a problem, that is, the zombie who was directly killed by him just now was still a female zombie, not only that, but he was only wearing a pair of underwear. And this panty style is quite chic, with a circle of lace on top, no cloth in the middle, and a string of beads worn on it.
"Oh!" Wang Fatzi couldn't help but let out an exclamation and reacted shamelessly.
Others also noticed this strangely dressed female zombie, Lao Cai and Xu Mengwei saw it with relish, only Zhang Xueyan snorted coldly after seeing it, and spit out a mouthful of phlegm at the female zombie.
Seeing Zhang Xueyan's performance, Wang Fatzi lost no time in seizing the opportunity to retaliate: "Oops! Ah! Some people are even jealous of a female zombie! ”
"What did you say?" Zhang Xueyan was furious.
She rarely gets angry, no matter whether Wang Fatzi scolds her or glares at her, she ignores it, but she didn't expect to be angry when Wang Fatzi said this.
Wang Fatzi is also cheap, seeing that Zhang Xueyan was angry, he didn't want to die, and continued to say cheaply: "I didn't say anything, just say that some people are not attractive to female zombies, Lao Tzu would rather handjob at female zombies than at some people, Lao Tzu is afraid that he will not be able to get hard at all!" ”
"Dead fatty, you are looking for death!" Zhang Xueyan was completely angry, and even a little crazy.
People say that hitting people doesn't slap their faces, and scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings.
The problem of appearance has always been the most untouchable forbidden area for Zhang Xueyan, she knows that she is not good-looking, she is very inferior, she can only hide her inferiority complex through other ways, she cares very, very much about others saying that she is ugly.
In fact, this is self-deception, she is really ugly.
Wang Fatzi used to scold Zhang Xueyan, at most, you are sick, you are looking for death and the like, and he has never spoken in appearance, so he didn't touch Zhang Xueyan's sore spot.
Zhang Xueyan went crazy in an instant, and rushed over at once, and directly knocked down the fat man Wang, who was still a little dizzy: "My mother will give you the Fa today!" ”
"it!" Wang Fatzi was really frightened and wanted to push Zhang Xueyan away, but the other party's strength was incomparable, you must know that Zhang Xueyan was a power-type awakener, and under the anger just now, he actually turned on the awakening ability, and Wang Fatzi had no power to resist at all.
In a state of panic, Wang Fatzi felt that a hand reached directly into his pants and grabbed his little brother.
The little brother reacted a little because he saw the female zombie just now, but now he was caught like this, and he was directly scared.
"! it! it! Help me! You see。。。。。。 Wang Fatman's voice was frightened, and became sharper than a woman, but before he finished speaking, he was blocked by a big mouth, and then a slippery tongue stuck into Wang Fatman's mouth.
Lao Cai and Xu Mengwei, who were watching the excitement on the side, also reacted after the initial shock, and quickly stepped forward to separate the two.
If they were usually joking, the two of them wouldn't mind watching the excitement for a while, but Zhang Xueyan's appearance today was obviously real, so the two didn't dare to hesitate.
Wang Fatzi was finally saved, and he was not able to be corrected on the spot, and he fell crooked to the side, constantly spitting and retching. Zhang Xueyan on the side was very provocative at Wang Fatzi, licking her lips, looking like she was going to eat Wang Fatzi.
Frightened, the fat man Wang didn't dare to speak anymore, his legs and stomach trembled, and he kept thinking in his heart: "What the hell! What the hell! Old man, I almost let a woman be strong today, I'm too scared and scared! ”
"Whew" Zhang Xueyan stretched out her right hand, opened it in front of Wang Fatzi, and then blew a breath and said, "It's a lot of hair!" ”