Chapter 149: That Picture Is Too Beautiful for Me to Look at [2 More]
"Look at that pavilion!" Pan Xiaoxian hugged Ning Yusha and pointed to the top of the mountain: "It's called the Red Star Pavilion, it is said that standing in the pavilion can have a bird's-eye view of the entire Yuzhong Peninsula, and it is a good place to watch the night view of the mountain city!" ”
"Red Star Pavilion? It's a normal name, but there's one thing I can't figure out! The big head scratched his scalp beside him: "It's a good mountain, why is it called Baba Mountain?" ”
"If my brother is ugly, he should study more!" Brother Donkey was also drunk: "Is that loquat mountain?" One goes in from the mouth, the other comes out from the ass, and the direction is reversed, big brother! ”
"Husband, look, there's a big wave of worms approaching ahead!" Ning Yusha pointed ahead vigilantly, only to see that there were more than 20 insect people in the mountains and forests running in a hurry, not like a charge, but like a desert fleeing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Brother Donkey almost vomited in the wind, Nima's smell, the sewer that hasn't been passed through for more than ten years is also at this level!
"What's wrong with you, husband?" Ning Yusha saw Pan Xiaoxian covering his mouth and hurriedly asked, Pan Xiaoxian was stunned: "Don't you think it stinks?" ”
"Stinky?" Ning Yusha and the big head looked at each other: "No, it's quite fragrant, and I don't know what flowers are blooming on the mountain?" ”
Got a groove? Pan Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, why did Ning Yu and the big head smell fragrant? I smell it and it stinks?
Raising his eyes and looking at the insect man who had fled into the wilderness, Pan Xiaoxian suddenly had a conjecture in his mind that even he thought was very absurd and unruly-the insect man should have been driven by this smell, right? This smell is really stinky, but I can barely bear it with my nose and mouth, so I won't be smoked and run away!
Could it be that different types of life have different feelings?
Ning Yu crushed and the big head smell fragrant, I smell smelly, and for the insect people...... Is it completely unbearable?
In the blink of an eye, the insect man was already within a hundred steps, and the big head asked calmly: "Brother Donkey, what should I do?" Or is the nephew playing lanterns? ”
"Business as usual!" Pan Xiaoxian said and pulled Ning Yuchard to hide behind a small tree, looking at Pan Xiaoxian's head protruding from the canopy, and Ning Yuchuang's upturned ass protruding outside the trunk, the big head was also drunk - can't you find a bigger bowl?
Brother Donkey is not incorrect! The big head is also very skillful in hiding behind a large rock, and he did the same thing when he encountered the insect people twice before.
Anyway, if you really can't do it, you will abstain, after Brother Donkey's appearance, Datou has also understood the life philosophy of "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water".
is different from the big head, Ning Yusha is a complete husband and wife, what common sense, what logic, and what truth are not right, only the husband is right!
This small tree is indeed too small, especially the height of the canopy, and now Pan Xiaoxian, whose net height has grown to one meter eight or nine, stands behind the tree and his whole head is exposed, but this is exactly what Pan Xiaoxian planned.
When the insects saw him, Pan Xiaoxian made a look that only insects can understand-it doesn't smell over there, and it's delicious!
His eyes drifted to his right side, and the insects understood in seconds, and they were all grateful from the bottom of their hearts: Big brother, thank you!
You're welcome! My name is Lei Feng! After showing the insects a clear way, Brother Donkey felt that the red scarf on his chest was more colorful!
About three hundred meters to Pan Xiaoxian's right, Tang Yizheng led a few unsuccessful subordinates who had just broken out of the encirclement of the insects.
"Hurry up! Don't waste the opportunity I've created for you! After Tang Yi broke off at the end of the line, in front of him were five lucky people with blue noses and swollen faces and ragged clothes running at full speed, and four others had already abstained at the last moment.
The insects chased after each with red eyes and a speed of 100 meters, in order to be able to eat a bite of fresh, they did not care about the wear and tear of their flesh, and the real people died for money!
As long as there was an insect man who was chasing close, Tang Yi immediately stopped him, and his fingers wearing deerskin gloves suddenly hit the insect man's neck.
Although the Tang Sect Three Uniques are proficient in light skills, hidden weapons, and poisons, in fact, there is too much knowledge here.
For example, you practice dark weapons to get eyes, okay? What else is there to fight if you can't see it? Therefore, you must first train your eyesight, and then you have to train your ears, otherwise how to hear and distinguish your position? However, the most important thing is the finger power, otherwise dozens of hidden weapons will be issued in a row, and the fingers will not be able to grind the bald skin?
These are all supporting efforts, and all of them are indispensable. Therefore, Tang Yi's finger power is very strong, and he broke the wormman's cervical vertebrae with just one finger, and the wormman suddenly fell to the ground with a crooked head.
However, the people in the Tang Sect pay attention to ambushing in the shadows, and they are thousands of miles away if they miss a single blow, which belongs to the standard assassin type.
In other words, it lacks frontal combat capabilities, and the internal force is a hard wound.
After stiffening a few insect people in the front, Tang Yi already felt a little powerless, but after all, the team was all classmates from the same school and grade, and even classmates in the same class, and Tang Yi really couldn't do anything to abandon them.
But as soon as he turned around after killing the worm man who rushed to the front, he saw that the five lucky ones had turned around and ran back!
"you!" Tang Yi was so angry that his face turned green, why did I work hard to buy you a little time, and you guys were so bad?
"Brother Tang, ahead, huh, there is a big wave of worms in front...... ......"The lucky ones were so tired that they were panting, and behind them, there were more than 20 insects swarming, just stopping the way.
"I'm Nima......" Tang Yi couldn't help but gasp, what about the water that Nima said? What about the package that was said to be good?
Why are we like Tang monks learning scriptures in the west, and we are in trouble every step of the way, and we should be in trouble everywhere?
Is this our home turf after all?
In the general control room, except for Nangong Jianjun, the principals were all smiling and drinking tea, looking at the donkey brother team on the big screen.
Seeing that Pan Xiaoxian and them were hiding behind small trees and stones, and hiding their heads and tails, the principals couldn't help laughing, Shangguan Tiezhu pointed to Pan Xiaoxian on the screen, and smiled at Nangong Jianjun: "Jianjun, you little ghosts are very naughty!" Yes? Hahaha......"
Ha your sister, old bitch! Nangong Jianjun was so angry that his lips were trembling, these three students were too embarrassed, even if you rushed up and fought together, it would be good!
Do you think you can hide from the bugmen? You guys are so sweet! Is it true that the nose and ears of the worm people are ornaments?
Take a step back and say, if you want to hide, hide it a little bit!
"Hehe, today's college students, I don't even understand common sense things, I really don't know how alien biology classes are conducted!"
"Does this still require an alien biology lesson? "Do you have a self-help manual when you encounter insect swollenness", has you already done popular science? ”
"What three-year-old children understand, but these college students don't understand, tsk, Brother Jianjun, your school is still lacking in quality training!"
The principals were gloating and expressing their opinions, and as soon as these three students threw themselves into the street, this year's martial arts competition of Brilliance University was equivalent to nothing!
This session is even worse than the previous results, even the first round of the main competition did not pass, dragged down by the results of the martial arts competition, after the fifth fair, the five southwest schools were re-ranked, and Brilliance University was eighty percent at the bottom, which is simply good news for the other four universities!
It's too beautiful to look at......
Nangong Jianjun buried his head and picked up the tea "Gu Dong Gu Dong", and learned the personal skills of the donkey brother without a teacher: Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!
"Shall I me?" All the principals, including Shangguan Tiezhu, who were staring at the big screen, all exclaimed in unison, it wasn't that the principals had poor psychological quality, but the scene they saw was too unbelievable.
I've been getting too dazzled lately?
How is this Nima possible?
The principals were stunned to see that the bugs suddenly changed direction when they were only more than 20 meters away from Pan Xiaoxian's team, and ran towards the right side of Pan Xiaoxian's team, as if the flies were attracted by the smell of!
Nangong Jianjun also couldn't believe it, and hurriedly changed the camera back, just as he saw that Pan Xiaoxian's team was still walking forward, and the insects that had just whistling past didn't seem to have any impact on them.
"Hahaha...... As a student of Brilliance University, I have already learned the truth that it is better to believe in books than to have no books at a young age! Know how to apply what you have learned, and find true knowledge from practice! Good! Wow! Nangong Jianjun couldn't help but be surprised and delighted, and glanced around at the other four principals with raised eyebrows: With all due respect, everyone here is spicy chicken!
It's embarrassing! Shangguan Tiezhu's faces are swollen - do you want to slap your face so hard, your soul is faint? Be forgiving and forgiving!
I don't believe it! Shangguan Tiezhu connected to the communication channel with a hot face, and shouted angrily: "Can you still do it?" Didn't I tell you to make sure that every team had at least one wave of bugmen?
"If you can't even do this, you can send me a resignation report when you go back!" Cutting off the communication, Shangguan Tiezhu forced a smile and said to the principals: "I'm sorry, it's me, the principal, who has no way to discipline me, so I make you laugh!" ”
What hatred and what grudge? Nangong Jianjun really dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, who made the family the chairman of the organizing committee, let's say less if you want to talk about hatred......
A moment later, there was another wave of insects on the big screen approaching Pan Xiaoxian's team, this time it was a large piece of black pressure, and there were at least forty or fifty of them!
The principals all looked at Shangguan Tiezhu, three people can get forty or fifty worm people? You can't be too iron-clad!
"The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies...... Shangguan Tiezhu expressed his feelings: "This is the purpose of our Fifth Fair, I hope that the children can be exercised in the face of difficulties and dangers, so as to live up to the hard work of our organizing committee......
it! This bowl of chicken soup mixed with was really caught off guard...... The principals felt so disgusted that they were filled with mouths of ...... if they didn't pay attention.
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