Back to the village
Boss Wu looked at the two of us and said helplessly, "Okay." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "Assign the vigil order, the sect leader and Boss Wu sleep first, I leaned against the big tree, thinking about the experience of the past few days, if it weren't for the injuries on my body that were still painful, I still have a sense of unreality, thinking of Su Xian, I don't know if there is an immortal pill, Liu Yexue should take the handsome guy to another fight, it is estimated that there will be no goodbye, Liu Yexue forgot the password when she left, and when she went back, she would look good in the store and never look for these troubles again, I was thinking about it, the sect leader came to replace me, I said: "Why don't you sleep more!" "I've just experienced such an exciting thing, how can I sleep." The leader said next to me leaning against a tree.
I said, "You said that handsome guy wasn't for the bronze mirror, maybe for something?" ”
The sect leader said: "You have to ask the handsome guy, anyway, you won't know when you meet him again!" After speaking, he said with a sad face: "What worries me more than this is that this time it is considered that the whole army is wiped out, how to explain it to their family when I go back." ”
That's true, this time the people invited are all planted in this bucket, and a few of us have nothing to do, go back to the road inevitably there are rumors, the family is generally good to solve, is to throw money, but the reputation of the road once there is a deviation and then find someone to support the pot is not easy to say, after all, do this line of work still have to have a little reputation, or why let people come up to believe you, spend money also have to spend money first! Thinking of this, I handed the antiquities in my arms to the sect leader and said, "For the things unearthed this time, I only need the bronze, and the rest will be handed over to you and Boss Wu!" "What do you mean, what do you mean by giving us everything you brought all the way?"
I said, "I don't really like that bronze, I don't want anything else, it's not your rule to choose one first!" ”
The sect leader waved his hand and said: "I know that you are afraid that I will not have the money to settle Brother Zhang and his family, the old man has money in his hands, you don't have to worry about it, and the bronze belongs to you, but when the time comes, the three of us will divide it equally." "That's it, don't talk about it, what are you going to do when you go back."
I looked at him like an idiot and said, "Lao Tzu is so seriously injured, what can I do if I don't go back to the hospital first." ”
In this way, I talked to the sect leader until Boss Wu came to replace him, and the two of us went to sleep.
I was sleeping hazy, I felt like an earthquake I couldn't help shaking, after a while I reacted and opened my eyes, it turned out that the sky was already bright, Boss Wu was shaking my arm, saw that I woke up and then turned around and began to shake the master, the leader used to fall asleep and it was difficult to wake up, but when he was woken up or woken up, he rarely lost his temper, and it was a good sleep.
After the leader was woken up, we went up to the mountain to look at the sun, identified a direction and began to walk forward, walked for most of the day, did not see the village, not even a figure, just when we wanted to go in a different direction, the grass in front of us suddenly jumped out of a rabbit, left and right to dodge, the rabbit just disappeared, a rush of footsteps in front of us, we looked for prestige, it turned out that a few children ran after the rabbit, saw us no longer stepped forward, and then pushed out a thin boy, The little boy walked up to us and whispered in dialect, "Uncle, have you seen a rabbit?" I couldn't hide the joy on my face at all, and squeezed out a self-righteous smile on my face and said, "Don't worry about the rabbit, you take your uncle back to the village, and your uncle will buy candy for you!" As he spoke, he took out the only remaining piece of Grandpa Mao and shook it in front of a few children, according to the sect leader and Boss Wu later, my expression at that time was like a goldfish grandma tempting a child, how obscene and obscene it was.
The little boy heard the wave of his hand and said weakly: "Uncle, I can't ask for it, you have to go to the village and go forward for a while." After saying that, he ran back to his friends, and a few children ran away with a smoke.
The sect leader said: "Long art, don't keep laughing, it's weird and scary." ”
I scolded, "Fuck off. "Let's go!" After speaking, he walked quickly in the direction that the child said, not to mention, walked for about ten or twenty minutes, and finally saw the familiar building at the entrance of the village again, just walked to the entrance of the village, and saw several villagers gathered at the entrance of the village to discuss something, and saw the three of us appear, the expression of surprise and joy was instantly written all over the face, and after a while, one of the villagers knocked on the gong in his hand and ran to the village, shouting while running: "The person has been found, everyone does not need to look for it anymore." ”
Walking out of the crowd, an elderly man was happy and said a few words with a thick place, and I also listened to it for a long time before I understood the approximate meaning: "Xiao Wu, you can be regarded as coming back, if you don't come back, we are all ready to report 110!" ”
Boss Wu took two steps forward and shouted, "Uncle Li is fine, I got lost in the mountains, this can't be regarded as a recovery." ”
Uncle Li spoke in a strong local dialect again, this time I understood, that is, it's good to come back, it's good to come back, the young man who came with you, why didn't you see it.
"Uncle Li, they have gone back beforehand, there are only three of us left, they have a lot of outdoor experience, if we were in us, they would have come back a long time ago!" Boss Wu helped Uncle Li to walk forward, said as he walked, took a few steps, and motioned for us to hurry up.
The sect leader helped me to follow Boss Wu forward, in front of Uncle Li walked to the crowd and explained a few times, and then pulled Boss Wu to the rented place, along the way from the exchange between Boss Wu and Uncle Li, I knew that this Uncle Li was the landlord of our place, and when I arrived at the place, Uncle Li explained a few words to Boss Wu and translated, "Saying that we are trapped in the mountains, we must not eat well, and Uncle Li wants to make us something delicious." Uncle Li said that he ran to the kitchen, and Boss Wu asked me to go back to the room to rest first, and called us when I finished eating, and chased after Uncle Li after I finished explaining.
I quipped: "This Uncle Li's daughter must be beautiful, this Boss Wu is very attentive!" ”
The sect leader helped me upstairs, and said with a wicked smile on the way: "What's the matter, you are also interested, Boss Wu is an honest man, but the honest man is forced to be in a hurry, be careful to let you be a woman." ”
I scolded: "Your uncle, I look at this situation like, and besides, your chances of being a woman are greater than mine, you know!" ”
The sect leader smiled indifferently: "Boss Wu pleases the elderly everywhere, don't you know!" I have a good chance of being a woman, I also think I'm prettier, it's normal for you to be ugly and not good-looking, when you go to the hospital, let someone help you fix your face, it should be cheaper to do it together. ”
I took a sip and scolded: "You sissy, I said that you have a good chance of being a woman, which means that your girlfriend has more kidney deficiency, and if you can't use it, you can only cut it." ”
The sect leader said: "It's better than not knowing whether it's good or bad for the rest of your life." ”
Speaking of this, I had already gone upstairs, and I shook off the sect leader's hand in anger and said, "Who do you say is a virgin!" Insult whom! ”
The sect leader lay on the bed and didn't look at me and said, "Who knows." When I was about to say something, Boss Wu happened to go upstairs and asked unhappily: "What's wrong with the virgin, can't you meet the girl you like?" ”
I hurriedly laughed and said: "Why is a virgin bad, it shows that he is very serious, how can he not understand love like the sect leader." As soon as I finished speaking, the sect leader wanted to fight back against me, so I quickly glared at him twice, glanced at Boss Wu and motioned for him to make up two fewer shots.
I saw that the sect leader was silent, so I sat next to the sect leader and changed the topic and said, "Why did you come up, weren't you going to help my father-in-law cook?" Boss Wu's face was full of question marks: "What old man?" The sect leader crooked his face and forced a smile, and I snorted and said, "Didn't I say that you were going to help Uncle Li cook just now?" ”
Boss Wu looked at the sect leader and said with a smile and incomprehension: "Uncle Li said that I must be tired, so he had to let me come up to rest, and called me when he said he was going to eat!" ”
I teased and said, "Boss Wu, I think this Uncle Li treats you as a son-in-law, he is so good to you." ”
Only then did Boss Wu understand what the old man meant, he took a bite of me, pulled a chair and sat down and said: "When I first came, I saw that he was alone, and his children were all working in other places, so I helped him work and feed the livestock when he was free. ”
The sect leader shouted: "It's none of my business, it's all Xiao Shui alone, I didn't say anything." I glanced at the sect leader, and Boss Wu said, "There are no serious doctors in this place, or I can help you deal with it." ”