Chapter 6: Drama
“
Outside the pavilion
The side of the ancient road
The grass is green
The evening breeze helps the willow flute
Sunset Mountain Outer Mountain
The End of the Sky
Cape of the Sea
Half of the acquaintances are scattered
A pot of turbid wine is full of joy
Don't dream cold tonight
……”
It was eight o'clock in the evening, and the radio throughout the campus of Kanglong Academy sounded the song of Qingyue, which was "Farewell" by Li Shutong.
This singing means that Calder's time has come.
After washing, the students will come out of the dormitory building one by one and gather on the playground to do the test.
In the girls' dormitory, a little girl with a confused face was led to the playground by Tan Ran.
At the other end of the playground, the only co-ed class, which was also the most out of place, arrived early.
This is a gathering that happens every night, and it belongs to the whole school and the teachers and students.
Although there is not much warmth in it - using "Farewell" as the ringtone for the beginning of Caude is a kind of irony of "national studies".
In the past, the Kaude ceremony would be presided over by Liu Binghu, the chief of the mountain.
But tonight, the mountain chief did not stand on the podium.
In fact, the students in the entire playground were talking a lot, and no one knew where the mountain chief and several relatively respected instructors were going at the moment.
The mountain chief is no longer presiding over Calder, something that has not been seen in recent years.
“
The End of the Sky
Cape of the Sea
Half of the acquaintances are scattered
A pot of turbid wine is full of joy
Don't dream cold tonight
……”
Far away from the playground, far from the school building, in the depths of the confinement rooms, a man's humming could be heard.
Mr. Demon is singing "Farewell" along, the key is not accurate, it sounds very casual and very picky.
He was cleaning the room.
He cleaned meticulously and seemed to be in a good mood. It's like doing a refreshing cleaning at home on a sunny holiday.
Although it's not a sunny day. Jiangxi has already entered winter, and the weather is cold.
And this is not his warm home in Guangzhou.
This is the "boredom relief room" where he lived with the stuffy oil bottle for three days.
He walked out of the boring room, took a broom and dustpan from the single bed where Instructor Wang slept, swept up the feces on the floor of the boring room, and put it back into the dung bucket. I found a mop from the instructor's toilet next door, fetched a large bucket of water, and mopped the floor of the boring room three times.
He picked up a pair of glasses from the ground. It's Instructor Liang's. Humming a little song, he casually took off the lenses of his glasses, put them in his trouser pockets, squatted down again, and put the empty frames in Instructor Liang's collar.
Instructor Liang was still lying motionless in the corner of the boring room, covered in feces and completely unconscious. If it weren't for the breath, it would look like a dead man.
After finishing the cleaning, he stretched out happily. I went to the instructor's toilet to get a bucket of water, washed my body roughly, dried it, changed into the clothes left by Instructor Wang, returned to Instructor Wang's bed and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs, and drank a sip of instant coffee that still had residual warmth.
He let out a long sigh of relief, a pleasant and comfortable smile appeared in Peach Blossom's eyes, glanced at the watch that was thrown on the table, and whispered:
"Calculated at the speed of a naked man, the time should be about the same, right?"
After he stunned Instructor Liang with the ring ruler, he only made a few very simple requests to the instructor surnamed Wang.
Strip naked. Leave the keys.
Then, go and call someone.
Mr. Demon took a sip of coffee and walked slowly into the boring room, he walked into the corner, dragged the unconscious Instructor Liang out, closed the door of the boring room, fumbled out the set of keys, sat on the floor that had been wiped clean, roughly measured the position of the outside light, and drilled a shallow hole in the wall with the key.
Then another shallow hole was made to the right of the hole.
Hit another one on the right.
Then, reverse the direction of the key and draw a horizontal line.
Mr. Demon is doing it very seriously, as if he is drawing. He was still humming:
“
The End of the Sky
Cape of the Sea
Half of the acquaintances are scattered
A pot of turbid wine is full of joy
Don't dream cold tonight
……
A pot of turbid wine is full of joy
Don't dream cold tonight
……”
When Liu Binghu, the mountain chief, gathered more than a dozen instructors and hurried to the deepest part of the confinement building, everyone was completely shocked by the scene in front of them.
Instructor Liang, who was still unconscious, lay on the guard's single bed, stained with the sheets, and blood was still dripping from his neck.
The iron fence door was locked.
The student, Shi Zuocai, was sitting cross-legged in front of the fence gate, drinking coffee with a calm expression.
This boring room, which was originally dirty and messy, was actually kept very clean by him - he was even in the mood to move in a complete set of desks and chairs outside, and the inside was transformed into a private office.
Liu Binghu's expression gradually turned blue.
He turned his head and looked at the instructor beside him:
"Go and open the door."
Several people rushed to the fence gate and tugged hard to find that the lock had been relocked. They looked around before they heard the sound of a bunch of keys flickering.
"Are you looking for this?"
He asked with a smile.
There was silence. No one expected that this guy had obtained a string of keys that could open every boring relief room in the entire confinement building, but it turned out to be used to lock himself in the boring room.
In the end, it was the mountain chief Liu Binghu who asked first:
"Why are you locking yourself inside?"
"Does that need to be said?" Mr. Demon blinked, his face full of innocence:
"I'm afraid I'll be beaten by you."
Everyone who heard this sentence couldn't help but sweat like rain. It's like hearing a bad joke that doesn't work - but that bad joke is still the truth.
Liu Binghu said:
"Even if you lock yourself inside, we can get you out."
Mr. Demon smiled and said:
"Then you it."
Liu Binghu's face turned cold, and he glanced at a few people, a few instructors, you look at me, I look at you, and one of them snorted and said:
"Chief, when you built this boring room, you said that you would build it according to the standards of a special cell, and we don't have the tools to open the door at all?"
Liu Binghu was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly felt like he was lifting a stone to hit his feet, coughed awkwardly twice, and said to Shi Zuocai:
"Don't think you're safe if you lock yourself in...... Sooner or later, you'll have to come out. ”
"Of course you have a hundred ways to force me out." Mr. Demon grinned and said:
"But there's no need, I'll come out myself."
"You...... What do you mean? ”
"According to the rules of your Kanglong Academy, aren't new students going to be locked up for seven days?" Mr. Demon said sincerely:
"As it happens, I'm actually a good kid who likes to follow the rules. So even if you don't plan to lock me up for seven days, I'll lock myself up for seven days before I come out. ”
"Mountain chief! This man is a madman, right? ”
Liu Binghu oozed cold sweat from his forehead, and said in a low voice:
"I don't know."
After speaking, he looked at Shi Zuocai again and asked:
"What exactly is your purpose?"
"Huh? What do you mean? Mr. Demon winked innocently.
"If you just want to be locked up for seven days, why attack the instructor, don't you know that attacking the division commander is a felony in Kanglong Academy? You'll be whipped. ”
"Then I can't help it." Mr. Demon shrugged:
"Your environment is so bad, it doesn't look like a place for people to stay at all, is it wrong for me to improve my living environment?"
More than a dozen people were choked by him and had nothing to say, and a ridiculous idea arose in everyone's hearts:
Feelings: This guy is here for a vacation?
"Excuse me."
As soon as there was silence for a while, Liu Binghu heard the sound of cups colliding again, and the student named Lan Silin stretched out an empty ceramic cup from the fence door, put it on the ground, and said with a smile:
"There's a kettle on the wall over there, can you fill me with a cup of hot water, teachers?"
Liu Binghu's face turned blue and white for a while. The instructors looked at each other, and none of them knew how to react at this moment. Mr. Demon pursed his lips again and let out a "hiss".
"Stingy guy, I don't want to let people drink saliva after paying so much tuition."
Liu Binghu felt a wave of anger rushing to his head, and he almost couldn't control himself, he glanced coldly at the instructor beside him:
"Fill him with a cup of hot water."
"Huh? Mountain Chief...... This ......"
"Do it." He suppressed his anger and shouted.
The instructor didn't know what to do, but he didn't dare to disobey the order, so he walked forward and picked up the hot water cup on the ground, and Mr. Demon didn't forget to fold his hands and respectfully thank you.
After filling the hot water and handing it to him through the fence gate, Liu Binghu spoke indifferently again:
"This is your last meal. When you come up with it, think about what you will eat. ”
"Don't bother." Mr. Demon grinned and turned to the desk that had been moved to the boring room, which was filled with all kinds of snacks.
"I found it in the locker in your faculty room, and I still managed to survive for three or five days."
Liu Binghu trembled with anger, his eyes widened angrily, and he turned to look at the dozen or so instructors around him, one of them stepped forward in a cower, and it was Instructor Wang who had been running naked for a long time on the campus before.
"Headmaster...... Those are my snacks ......"
Liu Binghu suddenly raised his hand and patted him on the head:
"Eat! Eat! Eat! Just know how to eat! Why didn't you eat it to death! And also! How many times have I said it! Call the mountain chief! Mountain Chief! Not the principal! What's in your head? ”
Instructor Wang was chased by Liu Binghu and ran around. The whole boring room was like a farce. Lan Silin watched with relish, turned around and pulled out a chair, took a bag of potato chips, and sat in front of the fence door comfortably crossed Erlang's legs.
After a while, Liu Binghu finally stopped panting, he glanced at Lan Silin who kept blinking his eyes in the fence hatefully, and left a sentence "He won't come out to pour a water gun on him in three days", and then angrily brushed his sleeves and left.
The instructors were in a daze again, and subconsciously looked at Lan Silin, Lan Silin kicked the fence door violently, and the fox was pretending to be a tiger:
"Why are you stunned? Didn't you hear what your boss said? Do what you have to do, walk......"