Lin Fan looked the beautiful host up and down, and then put his hand on his chin and said: "I'm sorry, I refuse, you are too tall, and you can't afford A, plus it's too small to raise, the most important thing is that your yang and yin energy are too mixed to reach parallel, and you can't afford to provoke it."

The beautiful host held the microphone tightly in her hand, and wanted to throw it directly into his face, but she didn't know what the ending sentence meant, but she was also angry enough.

If you refuse, you will refuse, and you will not speak

What's wrong with the old lady to A, what's wrong with the old lady's ass not big enough?

A man like you deserves to be single for the rest of your life.

The audience wanted to vomit blood, this girl's refusal was forgotten, and he was disgusted by his small chest and small buttocks, thinking that the host was the goddess of his dreams, and that he was sometimes the object of drawing tissues by the other party, so he wanted to spray a mouthful of old blood on his face. ，

"This Chinese, I want to kill him, refuse to forget it, actually say so."

"I want to kill him, don't stop me."

"This son of a bitch."

Even the domestic audience can't see it, this is too cruel, no matter what, you can't say it in front of the girl!

"It's not for nothing that this guy is single, it's hopeless, it's hopeless."

"Who said that there is no help, the key is that someone is chasing after this girl, isn't it generally good?"

"Whoever chases after him will not be angry with his words."

"What's wrong with small breasts? The ass is small, I still want to chase it..."

"Hey, there's a girl? Don't chase him, chase me! I have a good batch of emotional intelligence. ”

"Girl, I never dislike small breasts, nor small buttocks."

"Little brothers. I'm a big hanging Lori,. ”

"Ah~~ This is better, I like it, you can interject each other."

"Shit, brute, pervert."

Now the corners of the two girls in China twitched, and they subconsciously looked at themselves, and found that they were better than each other in every aspect, so they breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile.

Yueyue: "No wonder so many people say that SK is destined to be single, this is indeed a man who has been single all his life, and he actually said such things to a girl." ”

Zhao Qianmeng coughed: "Pay attention to the last sentence, the old driver can understand it, and if it's not the old driver, I'm afraid I don't understand what it means." ”

Yueyue was stunned: "What do you mean by that?" In the last sentence, I don't understand anything like yang and yin. ”

Zhao Qianmeng obviously understood this thing better, and her face turned red: "Don't ask!" ”

And the domestic audience slowly understood one by one, and began to not know the problem of yang and yin, but after Zhao Qianmeng said it, they slowly understood, and those who were too simple didn't understand.

After understanding what it meant, the audience clutched their bellies and laughed.

"Hahaha, Brother Fan is too bad, this clearly says that the other party is a bus, and he doesn't dare to get on for fear of being sick."

"Tut-tut, old driver, it turns out that Brother Fan is the old driver, so it can be seen that it is ten thousand people riding, admire and admire."

"Damn, talented, talking about people and buses, you can still say that, you have learned."

"No wonder, in fact, the first two reasons are not the cause, but because of the bus problem."

"Yang Qi is too mixed, and too many people have slept with it, hey, the Korean e-sports circle is really dark."

"Actually, you can say the same, your fungus is too dark to provoke, you can't afford to provoke."

"Again, why can he know that the other party has been by too many people?"

"Do you still need to ask, the human body is seen through the external quilt."

And for a group of e-sports players, this beautiful host is also itching in her heart, after all, the feeling that those long legs can play New Year, and now looking at this forced to refuse mercilessly, the corners of their mouths twitched.

"A ghost hand is a ghost hand, and the game of love is more prosperous for women, and it makes no sense that I am not as good as him."

"According to the Chinese saying, it's no wonder how long you have been single and how strong your hand speed is."

"It's not unreasonable that I'm not as good as him, I'm afraid in his eyes it's only games."

But I don't know what Lin Fan's last sentence meant, otherwise he wouldn't have said so.

Just a few of them know that it almost means to have a wife, even if you don't have a wife.

Leng Yuye swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at Batian: "Batian, shouldn't this move be like this before?" It is possible to know if the woman is a bus. ”

This made Batian look dazed, looking at Lin Fan on the stage as if he didn't know him a little, he shook his head and said, "It doesn't make sense!" This guy can't do this! In the past, this aspect was very pure and simple, and this actually depends on what kind of girl the girl is. ”

PDD was surprised: "Wouldn't it? It's pure, it's pure, it's not about that? I remember the first day I met this guy, I got up and drove. ”

Batian suddenly remembered that he had indeed seen the other party's live broadcast room driving, but he didn't pay attention to it at that time, after all, he hadn't thought about it for so many years, so he didn't pay attention to it.

"I see, wait for him to come down and ask about it!"

It didn't take long for Lin Fan to go down.

And the beautiful host's face quickly recovered, and she continued to say with a smile.

After Lin Fan returned to his place and sat down, the others quickly surrounded him and formed him in a circle.

But no one spoke first, but they all looked at each other first, and they also gestured, and after a minute of gesturing, finally someone spoke.

Aluca: "Hurry up and ask, what are you doing one by one?" ”

Wei Shen: "That's it, the speed of the god slaughter, don't waste time." ”

Yan Tianjun was unconvinced and shouted: "Why, your 4AM team's question is right." ”

Batian: "That's it, and as his apprentice, shouldn't he ask the teacher to ask the question?" ”

A group of people are shirking, because the next question is too lewd, it must be a shame to pass it out, and the person who asked it especially spreads out, so no one wants to be this up-and-coming bird, so as not to be branded as an e-sports beast.

Lin Fan frowned and looked at one of them and scolded angrily: "Wei Shen, 222, what are you doing, PDD you too, the game is about to start, what does this look like?" As an esports player, it's good to be relaxed before a match, but what do you guys look like? ”

For the God Slaughter team, because it is a tyrant, he must not be able to scold, as for the 4AM team and PDD, he is not afraid, he just speaks, and he is not afraid that the other party will lose his temper because of the dignity issue, because as long as he is not the kind of person with a small belly, he will not be because of this thing.

And it's certain that none of them are people with small bellies.

Madrid looked at the others with disdain and said: "It's a shame to love the house and the birds, so let's do it." ”

No one said anything about his contempt, they all laughed.

Madrid leaned on Lin Fan's body, rubbed his hands and asked, "Brother Fan, how can you tell that this sister paper is a bus?" Teach me, I won't be green in the future. ”

PS: There may be three shifts today! Today's 512, ten years ago, the Sichuan earthquake, in a blink of an eye, ten years later, the children of that year have grown up.

I still remember that year, I donated ten yuan, to be honest, I don't say ten yuan for money, whether there is a dollar to Sichuan, I have always been only in my mind, and I seriously suspect that the money we donated at that time was swallowed by the school

I often think about this and scold the principal in elementary school, the principal, everyone knows that you swallow money and embezzle, but I hope you will swallow seven or eight to achieve good results, don't swallow them all, otherwise your son is absolutely incompetent, your grandson is not **, and it may not be your own grandson, it is your daughter-in-law who secretly gave birth to someone else.