093 Lovesickness
said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, as soon as Xu Laosan mentioned Principal Zhao, I heard the sound of cars outside, and when I opened the door, I saw Principal Zhao coming with food.
I first broke a chicken leg, took a carton of milk to the mountain spirit, and then locked him in the room to continue studying the chess endgame, and I ate with Xu Laosan and Principal Zhao.
After eating, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and Xu Laosan began to assign tasks.
"Xiao Zhao, you are weak, if the three of us fall asleep, the nightmare will be the first to enter your dream, and then you will be miserable, and it will affect everyone.
So tonight, until you get rid of the nightmare, you can't even doze off anyway, can you do it? If you can't, it's too late for you to leave. ”
Principal Zhao hurriedly assured that as long as he was sleepy, he would prick himself with a needle.
"That's the best, and I'll do my best tonight to suppress the nightmare until the night is ugly, which is one or two o'clock in the morning.
When the time comes, you will have to stand under the flagpole outside in advance, and at that time, the curse against Captain Huang will also come on time, and I will arrange for him to go to bed early.
When you hear my code, take off the wooden sign on the flagpole, so that the nightmare will run into the room and enter Section Chief Huang's dream, and I will take care of the rest. ”
Principal Zhao listened to this plan and opened his mouth to the boss.
"In this way, isn't it just taking Xiao Huang to take risks, Mr. Xu, are you sure?"
Xu Laosan smiled at Principal Zhao and said that you can rest assured, nothing goes wrong.
Principal Zhao looked at me again, and I hurriedly said don't worry, I'll be fine.
After Xu Laosanbu explained, he asked Principal Zhao to wait in his office, moved a bench and sat under the flagpole at midnight, and then opened his eyes and pricked up his ears, waiting for his code.
After arranging Principal Zhao, Xu Laosan pulled me to the workers' dormitory where Shan Jing was.
"Now I'm going to watch the puddle, no matter what, I'm going to use the last power of the Three Treasure Seals, and then add my own strength to suppress the nightmare to the ugly time."
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he bit off his left index finger.
He bit so hard that a small piece of flesh was bitten off his finger.
I was taken aback and said you want to eat meat, and you still have a big piece of beef just now, so you can eat your own meat, you see you are so thin.
"Nonsense, I'm not old and stupid, can I be stupid enough to eat my own flesh? The ten fingers of the human being, yin and yang are intertwined, and the yang energy of the index finger of the man's left hand is the heaviest. ”
Xu Laosan was about to go out after speaking, so I said what should I do now.
Xu Laosan turned around and said solemnly to me: "Huangshan, although you play a dead corpse tonight, in fact, the real protagonist is not me but you, the soul is very draining from the body, you hurry up and rest, by the way, you have to sleep with the little mountain spirit in your arms, and his burden is not light tonight." ”
As soon as Xu Laosan left, I closed the door and took the mountain spirit from the chessboard.
"Well, you sleep with me, we have big things to do in the middle of the night." I took the mountain spirit in my arms, and when I had finished speaking, I lay down.
As a result, the little one, as if he had not heard me, broke free from my grasp, jumped to the edge of the chessboard again, sat down and continued his study.
I shook my head, and said to myself, this little guy, it seems, doesn't know the answer, he won't sleep.
Watching the mountain spirit sit on the edge of the chessboard, fiddling with the chess pieces, it is really like an old monk in a fixed place, thinking hard about the solution to the endgame of the Seven Stars Gathering.
I said in my heart that don't make the little guy a magic obstacle because of an endgame.
I walked over and gave the mountain spirit a way to solve the endgame.
I was able to solve this endgame, not because I was proficient in chess, but because I had memorized the steps to crack it.
The mountain spirit looked at the cracking method, tried it a few more times, and suddenly opened his mouth for a while.
Seeing that the mountain spirit had finally freed himself from the endgame, I lay down, patted my chest, and asked him to come up and sleep together.
The little guy was tormented by the endgame for a day and a night, and he didn't even sleep, and as soon as he relaxed, he felt sleepy, and quickly jumped over, lay on my chest, and soon fell asleep.
I was also sleepy, and I thought that I had to keep my spirits in the second half of the night, and soon I fell asleep.
Later, I and the mountain spirit were woken up by Xu Laosan.
Looking at the time, it was already past the early hours of the morning, and when I opened the door to look outside, Principal Zhao had already moved a chair and sat under the flagpole.
Above Principal Zhao's head was the sun-dried corpse of a water monkey.
The dried corpses of the water monkeys swayed slightly with the night wind, driving the flagpole to make a creaking sound.
Seeing me show my head, Principal Zhao clenched his fists and waved at me lightly.
I also clenched my fists at him and whispered, "Come on, work hard!" ”
Xu Laosan said how are you two like girls, and pulled me into the room.
"Go, go, go on your stomach in the corner!" Xu Laosan drove the mountain spirit to the corner of the wall, and asked me to lie on the ground in the middle of the dormitory with my back to the sky, and corrected my sleeping posture a few times.
I ended up in a position with my head north and feet south and my hands on my belly button.
"Third grandfather, how is my sleeping position a bit like the posture of a dead man in a coffin?"
Xu Laosan slapped me.
"You don't sleep in the posture of a dead man, how can I lure the soul out for you, what do I do next, you don't make a sound, if there is anything you don't understand, ask me again after this pass."
It's already the last moment, and seeing Xu Laosan's nervous appearance, I won't say anything.
Xu Laosan burned a furnace of incense beside me, the three incense sticks were red and burning, the cigarette smoke was swirling, and he pasted a talisman on my chest, and then bit the index finger that had just been scarred, and drew a few lines horizontally and vertically on the talisman.
After finishing this, Xu Laosan let out a sigh of relief, rested for a while, and beckoned to the mountain spirit.
Since I recognized Xu Laosan, the third grandfather, the mountain spirit also respects him very much, especially understands the rules, seeing Xu Laosan beckoning, the mountain spirit walked to Xu Laosan with low eyebrows.
As soon as Xu Laosan stretched out his hand, he took off the golden crow longevity lock on the mountain spirit's neck.
I was lying like a dead man, and I didn't dare to make a sound when I squinted at this, anyway, Xu Laosan wouldn't be interested in seeing the wealth, so I took advantage of this time to hide the golden crow longevity lock.
"Little guy, I know that you are very smart and have a deep relationship with Huangshan.
I'll lure his soul out of his body in a moment, and if I put it here, I might be swallowed by a nightmare, or hurt by the witch master's Yin Blade.
So put his soul in the Golden Crow Longevity Lock first, and then hang it around your neck.
Then you have to look at my gestures, I just point to the back window, and you jump out of the window, and run to the woods, and wait until I set off firecrackers, and then you come back. ”
Xu Laosan gestured several times, and the mountain spirit finally understood and nodded.
Xu Laosan patted the mountain spirit on the head and said that he was really good, after the matter is completed, I will put an endgame on you.
A seven-star party tortured the mountain spirit a lot, and when he heard that Xu Laosan was going to set up an endgame for him, the mountain spirit couldn't help but wave his hand.
Xu Laosan picked up the mountain spirit and flicked the mountain spirit's little finch.
"Little guy, you mountain spirits are generally not sick, logically speaking, you can only be killed, but you can't die of disease, but it turns out that most mountain spirits are sick to death, do you know what the disease is?"
The mountain spirit shook his head.
"This disease is called lovesickness! Because you mountain spirits are all male mountain spirits with handles, and there is no mother at all.
If you want to find a daughter-in-law, it is absolutely difficult to climb to the sky!
Therefore, many mountain spirits, after the first love affair, could not find a partner of the opposite sex, and finally died of lovesickness. ”
Xu Laosan's words, the mountain spirit didn't understand it at all.
Xu Laosan looked at me and said that this little guy is not a wife fan, I told him this, he still doesn't care, hum, after ten years, or a few years, he will be worried.
Since his wife's affairs couldn't arouse the interest of the mountain spirit, Xu Laosan changed his statement.
"Little one, do you want to find a kid who is about the same size as you?"
The mountain spirit nodded, the little guy must want to find a kind of his own to play with.
"You just need to learn chess well, and I can help you find a genie and be your little buddy......"
The mountain spirit could understand this, and his eyes lit up when he landed.