Big bucket
60 years later, in an antique shop in the Confucian Temple in Suzhou, I was fighting the landlord on the Internet in all kinds of boredom, listening to the hypnotic voice of "double, not double" in my ears. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Suddenly, a dark shadow blocked my light.
"Hello, what do you need ......." I instantly stood up and said flatteringly to the figure in front of me. When I saw the person in front of me, I instantly fell down as if I had evacuated my body.
"Do you have any great health care here?" The figure in front of him asked with a smile.
"Get out, I'll do it, do you want it, 580 packs of clocks, 880 packs of nights." Not to be outdone, I returned.
The person in front of me is my friend Song Jun from childhood to adulthood, and when I was in school, I always loved to sleep, so I was nicknamed the sect leader. His family is a legendary family of tomb robbers, which is now the most popular gold-touching school captain.
My name is Chen Fu, the old man in the family likes antiques, since he was a child, he also knows a little about antiques, he graduated from college and looked for a job, he did a lot of things at work but he didn't get much money, so I opened an antique shop and helped the sect leader deal with the things dug up, after all, it was also hot to deal with the newly unearthed things, and the old man almost broke off the father-son relationship with me in order to open the shop, and the antique shop business was opened for three years, and the business in the sect store was also so-so and passable.
"You treat customers like this, customers are God, do you know, no wonder there is no business every day, God is a little worried about the future." The sect leader said in a counterattack.
"Brother Song, do you drink water, I have a new Longjing for you to comment." I asked, licking my face.
The sect leader replied angrily: "Although the words are good words, why am I so panicked when I say it from your mouth, I remember that the last time you said this, my Qing Dynasty porcelain was taken away by you, forget it, Xiaofuzi brought the master's tea first." ”
I took out the new tea leaves from the drawer, poured two cups on the table, and asked in a low voice, "Have you found anything good recently, the rivers and lakes are in an emergency!" ”
"Your tomb is opened by my family, go and pick it up at any time, you don't have to look for it!" The sect leader picked up the teacup and replied to me angrily.
I heard this snatch his teacup: "Then you still have time to come to my place to drink tea, don't hurry up and find it, time waits for no one." ”
The sect leader's body jumped up instantly, shook his hand that was scalded by the splashed water, and roared: "Your uncle, Lao Tzu is kind enough to come to see you, this water has scalded Lao Tzu to death." ”
Hearing the sect leader's howl, I put down the cup in my hand with satisfaction: "Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, your kid has seen the dragon recently, and he finally came over and pretended to be 13." ”
The sect leader rubbed his hands, looked left and right, and whispered: "I'm not going to pour a heavyweight big fight recently, I have to determine the position, prepare some guys, and set off in two days, so come and see you, how can I think you kid is so unrighteous." ”
"It's also a big bucket, when are you not a big bucket, digging out the coffin and opening a coffin lid is also a big bucket." When I heard this, I instantly became even more disdainful. "You're bullying and bullying us who don't fight."
The sect leader smiled a little embarrassedly: "This time it's true, the old man received a piece of ancient jade from the Eastern Han Dynasty." "Speaking of this, the sect leader stopped and just looked at me with a look in his eyes, and you beg me, beg me, I will tell you the cheap example.
I'm also used to this situation, and I'm really a little curious, the sect leader used to say that he wanted to steal the big fight, but this time it's the first time that he is so confident that he is called a heavyweight fight.
But if I just ignore it and wait for this kid to say that this is wishful thinking, this kid is quite patient. I didn't ask if this kid would really mention it, and he didn't mention it.
I instantly changed my smile and picked up the cup I had just snatched and handed it over: "What's the matter, Brother Song, you popularize it for your younger brother!" ”
The sect leader took the cup and began to taste it slowly, and just as I was losing patience and wanted to grab the cup again, the kid asked leisurely, "Do you know how we know that it is a big fight." ”
I said impatiently, "I know, I still need to ask you to pretend to be your grandson." ”
"I'm really not humble, and I don't have the talent to talk about cross talk, I can't even talk about my roots, no wonder I couldn't find a good job back then." The Sect Master glanced at me and said sarcastically.
As soon as I heard it, it became popular.,But I also feel that this fight is really unusual.,I'm always together.,I'm too familiar with his family.,Even if the next fight is a good scale.,So I don't usually show off in front of me.,I can tease the little beauty when I pick up a girl.。
I'm really a little curious this time, "It must be from the jade side, the jade seller is either picked up or collected, no matter what, it is definitely not difficult for you to follow this line to find out the origin of the jade, know the place and then go to the field to investigate, and then know the scale of the tomb is not difficult." "In an instant, I didn't admit to saying a few rough possibilities, in fact, I also knew that if it was really that simple, this kid could sell it for such a long time, he must have said it a long time ago.
The sect leader smiled inscrutablely, and shook his index finger in front of him: "NO, NO, NO..., ARE WE SUCH UNSKILLED PEOPLE?" ”
My heart became more and more itchy, and I couldn't help but put down my body and ask for advice: "Then you are talking about it?" Disciple, I humbly ask you for your advice. ”
The sect leader looked up at the lamp on the ceiling with a smile that I want to know what I want.
Seeing his expression made me hate and really wanted to slap him twice, but I was helpless, after all, I had only heard of the big fight in the tomb in novels or rumors before, and I had been to him a few times in reality, digging it to say that it was a tomb, and it was a grave that was ugly, basically it was all physical work with no technical content, and I was very excited to go for the first time, and finally opened the coffin, and I saw the things inside, and I vomited in an instant, and the corpse was green and sticky with maggots and insects drilling on it, After going a few times, I was not interested. I looked at him fixedly, he was not half uncomfortable, he looked at the lamp fixedly, still with that fanless expression, and I was speechless and hateful for a long time: "Okay, I'll invite Shangri-La at night, but if you're not a heavyweight, don't blame me for turning my face." ”
"The guy is very sensible and has a promising future......." The sect leader looked like this, and then gushed and was about to continue.
As soon as I heard that it was nonsense and continued, I quickly interrupted: "Stop talking nonsense, talk about it quickly." ”