370. A fart in the crowd
I immediately got up and walked to the door, by which time Lin Chong had already walked away.
I said in my heart that you are a bad child, your wife is going to be molested, and I am still sulking here, which is stupid enough, but I also know the plot, and I understand that if I start to fight with Gao Yanei in the future, I am afraid that in this way, I can only be forced to leave Tokyo with Lin Chong.
So what if I leave Tokyo, what will Dian Wei do? Do you really let Dian Wei be beheaded by those dog officials?!
So I have to stop it, try to delay Lin Chong's suffering as long as possible, the longer.
Thinking of this, I'm ready to go, there is a trap door in the middle of the green steel gun, so it can be unscrewed and folded in the middle, so that it is convenient not to be discovered.
If I sit idly by, I'm afraid Lin Chong will only be more and more embarrassed by Gao Yanei, he can't fight Gao Yanei, after all, behind Gao Yanei, there is a great Gao Yan.
In the eyes of many people, Lin Chong's forcing to Liangshan is incomprehensible, after all, Lin Chong is a middle- and lower-level officer, and his father-in-law's family is also quite wealthy.
He served in the army, and because of his outstanding martial arts, he became the head of the 800,000 forbidden army, which can be said to have a promising future.
Based on the analysis of current social psychology, Lin Chong is a high-ranking cadre in the army, his life is stable, and he is very satisfied with his current situation.
He only hoped that when he returned home after a busy day's work, his beautiful wife would smile softly at him, be able to boil him with boiling bath water, and be able to talk to him like a bird in his arms for a while.
It can sweep away the fatigue on his body like a spring breeze, make him forget the filth of officialdom and the injustice of the world, and allow him to completely return to his humanity.
has such a happy life, as long as he has the thinking of ordinary people, he will not choose to go to Liangshan, so he has not been forced to be anxious.
When Lin Chong was forced to do so, it was when he knew that he would be sent to Cangzhou to serve hard labor, and he instructed his father-in-law to take good care of his wife so that he could reunite with him when he returned from his sentence.
However, the dark reality still does not let him go, and when he hears that his former friend Lu Qiandu has betrayed him and plotted to burn him in the mountain temple, the conflict reaches a peak.
The injustice of reality and the tragic fate finally aroused his infinite anger.
And after learning that his wife is dead and killing Lu Qian, a lone hero appears.
I don't know if I can stop Lin Chong's tragic fate, after all, these days of getting along, I can also feel that although my identity is implanted in the system, Lin Chong really regards me as his own brother, he wants me to be like him, have food and salary, live a rich and healthy life, and live a peaceful life.
If I hadn't had a mission, maybe I would have said yes.
Forget all the hustle and bustle, bring Zhen Mi back, and then live a life in peace, this is the most ordinary and the happiest.
But I can't, I still have the hope of everyone in the Three Kingdoms era, so I chose to go to Dongyue Temple first.
Before leaving, Lu Xun came, and Lu Xun said, "Big brother, I'll go with you." ”
I looked at Lu Xun up and down, and immediately called Cuiyun, and I said, "Cuiyun, you get a decent dress for my brother." ”
"Okay, second master." Cuiyun obediently agreed, and after Lu Xun rectified, we set off immediately.
Riding on horseback, we came to the Dongyue Temple, which was built on a low hill, perhaps this place cannot be called a mountain, but a mound.
There are a lot of good men and women around, coming and going, and there are many rich and noble families.
In front of the gods and Buddhas, it seems that all the poor and rich people are gathered together, regardless of whether they are high or low, and they all bow down to each other to the gods and Buddhas.
I saw in the distance, and suddenly found a merry-looking son, and when I looked closely, this person was Gao Yanei.
I saw that this Gao Yanei looked quite rich, as Gao Yu's godson, this guy didn't look like Gao Yu at all.
Legend has it that Gao Yu was emaciated, but this guy had a big belly, like a cow that was three months pregnant.
The facial features are almost wrinkled together, the two eyes are one big and one small, and they are rippling with spring, looking vigorously at the pretty beauties around them.
It is said that there are indeed many beauties in Tokyo, one by one, they come and go, all have some posture, maybe at this time there are many literati and scholars, and the girls can't bear it, so they start to dress themselves, compared to the Ming and Qing dynasties, the atmosphere of the Song Dynasty is still quite open.
Gao Yanei has a fan stuck in the back of his neck, pointing and pointing with the minions around him from time to time, and the minion thief's eyebrows and mouse eyes are a perfect match for the two of them.
The streets are full of officials, and now there are uprisings in various places, there are Fangla in the south, and Liaojin in the north, which makes the people of the Great Song Dynasty panic, so it is natural that the patrol on the street is much stricter.
In fact, it's very simple for me to kill Gao Yanei, but in front of everyone, it's hard to say that someone doesn't know me, and if I meet someone who knows me, then let Lin Chong's family have an accident in advance.
Lu Xun said: "The eldest brother has been looking at this person, this person should be the key person." ”
"You stay here, I'll go find my sister-in-law." I said.
Lu Xun's eyes rolled: "Okay, big brother, don't worry!" ”
Lu Xun's resourcefulness, I am still quite relieved, although in this era of the Water Margin, there are many generals and generals, but there are very few strategists.
But it's just a Wu use, with Lu Xun's overall view, and then I will summon Zhuge Liang here in the future, and the entire Great Song Dynasty, and even the whole world, it will not be too difficult to fight.
I went up the stairs, which were long, steep, and not very smooth.
But I can easily see my sister-in-law in the crowd, and my sister-in-law is a very prominent person in the crowd, after all, her appearance is here.
I didn't go over to talk immediately, but just watched from a distance and secretly protected.
While I was watching, I suddenly noticed that two guys dressed as rogues walked behind my sister-in-law, and the two of them looked like they were not at ease.
I immediately sneaked in and came behind the two men, and then I saw that they were trying to steal their wallets.
I didn't hesitate, one person smashed on the neck, the two of them snorted, fell to the ground and began to foam, the scene was terrifying, and they looked pitiful.
When a woman with big feet saw the two men to the end, she screamed: "Oh no, someone has a heat stroke!" ”
So the big-footed woman went up, and she rolled her eyelids and picked at the middle of the person, very eagerly.
A man with a hoe on his shoulder came next to him, and he shook his buttocks, and the woman tugged at him: "What are you doing?" ”
"I have a fart, and people who suffer from heat stroke smoke them with their fart, and they will be woken up by stench!" The man said.
The big-footed woman was stunned for a moment, gritted her teeth and said, "I just ate too many beans at noon, and my stomach is rumbling, I'll go first!" ”
As she spoke, the Bigfoot woman immediately scooped up the hem of her skirt, and after aiming at her ass, there was a loud bang, and a foul smell spread.
Take a closer look, it's a father, this woman didn't collapse her fart, but collapsed, sloppy, the two men were all over their bodies, and there were many people around who were affected, and their legs and feet were also splashed.
Suddenly, the people around him began to retreat, and Jin'er also noticed the stench here, covered her nose and said, "Madam, let's go faster, someone is pulling on you." ”
"The weather is dry these days, and it is easy to get dysentery, it seems that this old lady has eaten some unclean bottom." My sister-in-law also chimed in.
As soon as the people walked away, there were a lot fewer people in the middle of the stairs, where did I think there would be this moth, but the people were gone, and the sister-in-law and Jin'er walked relatively slowly, falling behind, but they were suddenly taken by the high ya: "What a handsome little lady!" Walking! ”
As soon as he took a step, I saw Lu Xun and set out, Lu Xun said: "Uncle, your money bag has fallen!" ”
Gao Yanei was stunned for a moment, immediately wiped his waist, and shouted loudly: "What nonsense are you talking about, you kid, where did my money bag go?!" ”
"Now it's off!" Lu Xun laughed, immediately pulled down the hat in the high ya, covered his eyes, took the money bag by himself, and ran forward.
Gao Yanei pulled off his hat and scolded: "Catch the thief!" Catch the thief! ”
As he spoke, he chased after him with his big belly.
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