Chapter 163: Taimu Humanity [1 Update]
In the middle of the night, lonely men and widows, alone in a room, grinding their ears and temples, at this time, someone would have done the things of beasts a long time ago. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The problem is that the donkey brother has his own beasts and beasts, which are not as good as attributes!
Under the premise of no psychological effect bonus, he is insensible to any higher and higher body temperature, smooth and smooth touch, and indescribable flesh, and he can't even feel the pain of being stabbed, and he really can't ask him for more.
So at this kind of flawless moment when the little Taoist aunt is moved and only needs to push the boat down the river to win a blood, Brother Donkey broke the game with one sentence: "Have you met my wife?" ā
The flawless little Dao Gu, who was originally hot and confused, was like being poured a basin of cold water on her head, and instantly entered the state of a sage.
Yes! He's my best friend's boyfriend, how can I be with him......
Flawless Xiaodaogu fell into deep self-blame, she was really in the most tired, lonely, and most in need of love at the empty moment, so she was "taken advantage of" by Pan Xiaoxian, an angelic man, but now it is like a stick in the head, and her head is "buzzing", what drunkenness, what confusion and confusion have all become a tasteless fart!
Without waiting for the flawless little Daogu's answer, Pan Xiaoxian didn't know what he had just missed, and asked again: "Have you ever met my wife?" ā
Because everyone is required to live alone in the 6th arrondissement for a week, even if they do, they can only say hello.
Like today's Flawless Little Dao Gu, it is already a violation of the rules, but the Flawless Little Dao Gu has lost her ambition for Pan Xiaoxian in her heart, but she lives in peace with Pan Xiaoxian.
āā¦ā¦ No. Flawless Xiao Dao Gu bit her lips, her heart had already settled, at least she thought so, in order to hide her panic before, Flawless Xiao Dao Gu immediately asked, "Have you met someone else?" ā
"Meng Wanyao has withdrawn." Pan Xiaoxian smiled stiffly, but fortunately, the flawless little Dao Gu didn't dare to look at his face.
"Spicy chicken!" Flawless Xiaodaogu said disdainfully, she has always been above the top, even her best friend Ning Yusha didn't pay attention to it, the only one she regarded as a strong opponent in this year's contestants was Tang Yi, but after the first round, Tang Yi had already become a spicy chicken.
"What about the pink phoenix of the Five Poisons Sect?" The reaction of the flawless little Daogu made Pan Xiaoxian can't help but want to cook wine and talk about heroes.
"Malicious cuteness, or spicy chicken!" The flawless little Dao Gu pursed her lips.
"How is Yu Qingnian of the Qingcheng faction?" Pan Xiaoxian asked again.
"Flattering, provocative villain, big spicy chicken!" Flawless Xiao Daogu sneered.
"Is Tang Yi from Tangmen a spicy chicken?" Pan Xiaoxian asked.
"A narrow-minded, selfish soul, a fighting chicken among spicy chickens!" Flawless Xiao Daogu's face was arrogant: "It's not worthy of being compared to me at all!" ā
"What about me?" Pan Xiaoxian was curious.
"Despicable, shameless, nasty scoundrels! Spicy chicken is not as good as ...... Ay? Ay? What are you doing! Flawless Xiao Daogu said it completely, but suddenly felt that she was suddenly overturned into a face-down and butto-up posture.
"Smack-"
Flawless Xiao Daogu suddenly felt a hot pain on her buttocks, it was still the same formula, it was still a familiar taste, Ya Yan Butterfly......
"No, I didn't mean that!" Flawless Xiaodao was anxious: "You are not despicable, not shameless, and not indecent...... Emma! ā
"Smack-"
"Emma! You have the ability to kill me! Don't blame me if you can't kill me......"
"Smack-"
"Woo, I was wrong, please let me go...... Emma! ā
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Outside the grass house, the golden tiger and the smiling tiger are squatting and guarding, and now is the time to count nine cold days, although it will not snow at the base of the mountain city, but the humid weather is biting cold, and the pair of good friends have to huddle together to keep each other warm.
"Damn! We have always bullied people, but I didn't expect people to be bullied today! The smiling tiger covered his plump chest, although it was no longer a big problem after drinking the essence of plants and trees and being treated, but he couldn't do anything with people for at least a month, otherwise he would fall ill.
"Hehe, the more I think about it when I go back, the more wrong it becomes, although the little beauty is crying with the roadblock, but the roadblock is not holding her, which is obviously unreasonable! So I don't think the two of them are a couple, so let's let him show his original form tonight! The golden retriever sneered and said: "If you want to turn the tables, this is the best way!" Let's see what Brother Wang has to say when the time comes! ā
"You're right! Paralysis tonight, Lao Tzu is out of the way......" The smiling tiger couldn't help but shudder, the serious injury has not healed, and the bones of the body are too weak......
"Wait a minute! There's movement inside! The golden retriever pulled the smiling tiger, and the two of them eavesdropped at the same time.
At first, the two of them seemed to be talking to each other in the grass room, but they couldn't hear clearly, and the cold wind of "woo" really affected the hearing too much.
The Golden Retriever Tiger and the Smiling Tiger both pricked up their ears to listen carefully, but suddenly there was a crisp "pop" sound in the grass house!
The sound of the collision of flesh and meat was so familiar, and the golden tiger and the smiling tiger looked at each other with dull eyes, both of them seeing the disappointment in each other's eyes.
"......" the smiling tiger scolded unwillingly, they were already "popping", and the matter had obviously been decided.
The golden retriever shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, smile, let's go, it's cold outside in the middle of the night, let's go back and rest......"
"Alas, let's go, Golden Retriever, thank you today......" The smiling tiger put his arm on the shoulder of the golden retriever and left with the support of the golden retriever......
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On the third pole of the sun, the eight kings walked between the grass houses with a cannon barrel cigar in their mouths, like a lion king patrolling his territory.
With a "squeak", the door of a grass room opened, and a classical beauty in a large man's pajamas limped out.
The butt has been medicated, but it needs to be moved to a certain extent so that it can recover faster. The flawless little Dao Gu had a pair of big black circles under her eyes, and pouted with resentment: Make up hooligans! You're waiting for me to be stronger than you......
A little humiliation will be repaid by a spring!
Wait a minute! Why do you feel like you're being stared at with a pair of lewd eyes? As soon as the flawless little Dao Gu looked up, she saw the Eight Great Kings.
Although she was not angry, the flawless little Daogu already knew the identity and status of the Eight Kings, and she was not a brain-dead patient, even if she was reluctant in her heart, she squeezed out a smile to greet the Eight Kings: "Brother Wang, he has already gone out to do things!" ā
"Hehe, it's really a young man with a lot of energy!" The smile on the face of the Eight Kings is understood by men, look at the appearance of this little beauty limping, how hard did the roadblocks this night toss people? Hmph, young people don't know how precious it is......
"By the way, you can give me a word for blocking the road." The Eight Kings suddenly remembered something, and Zhengse said to the flawless little Daogu: "The Eagle Master among the four great masters will get married tomorrow, and I will take the two of them to the banquet, and you ask him to bring someone to me before ten o'clock tomorrow morning." ā
"Got it, Brother Wang." Flawless Xiaodao Gu hurriedly agreed for Pan Xiaoxian.
"Also, if you tell the roadblock, just say that I said it, there is business tomorrow, so take it easy tonight!" The Eight Kings smiled obscenely, and after the flawless Xiaodao Gu turned around and left without waiting for others to react, she brushed off her clothes and hid her merit and fame.
"Oh......" Flawless Xiaodao Gu blinked her eyes cutely, what did he say about being more leisurely tonight?
It just so happened that at this time, Pan Xiaoxian also turned back, and saw the back of the Eight Kings from a distance, and he asked Flawless Xiaodao Gu suspiciously: "What did Brother Wang tell you?" ā
"Ah......" Flawless Xiaodao Gu was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said: "Brother Wang asked me to tell you that there is something serious tomorrow, and I will be more leisurely tonight......"
We seem to know something terrible? The pseudo-mothers and younger brothers behind Pan Xiaoxian all smiled meaningfully.
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At ten o'clock in the morning the next day, Pan Xiaoxian and the golden tiger followed the eight kings to the banquet......
Well, to be precise, a charming beauty, and a charming pseudo-girl!
Pan Xiaoxian originally didn't want to take Flawless Xiaodaogu, but Flawless Xiaodaogu personally admitted that she decided to abstain, she just wanted to be able to increase her knowledge in the past few days in the sixth district, even if she lost, it was not for nothing.
This directly led to Pan Xiaoxian's hatred as soon as he appeared, and all the guests attending the wedding banquet looked at Pan Xiaoxian angrily, one beauty of this level is not enough, you actually have two, it is really "Taimu Humanity"! Braces girl, how beautiful is ......
"Master Tiger, Master Bear, Master Snake, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't come unharmed?" The Eight Kings greeted the uncle of the three mutants with a smile, and they were kind.
Pan Xiaoxian glanced at the three mutant uncles, the tiger master was something he had seen a long time ago, and one of the other two was extremely tall and burly, with a huge body of more than three meters as if it was a muscle tank, which brought great visual shock!
There was nothing strange about him, except that he was covered with an inch of thick black hair, which made him look like a brown bear walking upright!
There is also a white-bearded old man, just looking at the upper body, he is wearing a Tang costume printed with money patterns, just like an old man from a rich family, but from the waist and crotch is a snake like a snake girl, and it is much thicker than the snake girl, the snake tail that is thicker than the bucket coils around again and again, Pan Xiaoxian visually measured that if he is fully unfolded, he can be at least seven or eight meters long!
However, what shocked Pan Xiaoxian was that behind this snake master, he followed a man step by step, a man wearing a long green dress and wearing plain and light makeup on his face...... Man! (To be continued.) )