Chapter 21: Acting! It's definitely acting!
the! Everyone was stunned when they heard the crisp sound, and they couldn't believe it as Pan Xiaoxian's neck twisted suddenly, his head tilted to the side, like a villain in the movie whose neck was broken, especially the "click", it was obviously the sound of a broken neck!
Killed someone?
All the students were dumbfounded, and a cool breath rushed from the heels to the root of the tail, and then from the root of the tail to the Tianling Gai'er. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Zhang Zhang was also stunned, his unexpected punch just now was indeed not small, but it shouldn't have broken Pan Xiaoxian's neck!
Are you a neck or a crunchy horn?
No, it's okay if your neck is broken, why do you make me swollen? What should I do?
Zhang Li's flustered eyes looked at Liang Jiaman, Liang Shao, you can save me!
Save your sister! Do you see my dry hair? Do I know you? Liang Jiaman avoided Zhang Li's gaze without hesitation, he was also very panicked, but when he saw Zhang Lijun's worried gaze, he suddenly felt refreshed again, this is the end of grabbing horses with me, ahahaha......
Liang Shao, how can you unload the mill and kill the donkey! Zhang Li was shocked, angry, scared and regretful, but at this moment, he suddenly heard the sound of all his classmates gasping.
"Hiss-" Zhang Zhang hurriedly looked at Pan Xiaoxian, and couldn't help but gasp, this Nima is still human?
I saw Pan Xiaoxian slowly holding his neck with both hands and breaking back, and there was a "click" sound, and the head tilted to the side turned out to be back again!
Wrong! He must be playing tricks!
Zhang Zhang immediately found a reasonable explanation after a short shock, the angle of Pan Xiaoxian's head tilted to the side just now was not large, it is likely that Pan Xiaoxian just deliberately tilted his head and pretended that his neck was broken, but in fact it was not broken, and it was not a wonderful crispy angle, how could it be so brittle?
As for the "clicking" sound in the neck, what's so difficult about it, I can also do it by twisting the neck joint.
the groove is really scared to death baby! Zhang Zhang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time was full of resentment towards Pan Xiaoxian, paralyzing you dare to play me!
He didn't dare to hate Liang Jiaman, who was powerful in the family and still controlled his wife's work, so he superimposed his resentment on Pan Xiaoxian's head, and there was no extra reason, just because Pan Xiaoxian was a poor child who came out of the slums.
Liang Jiaman also breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that he didn't die, otherwise this matter will be inseparable from him after all, and it will inevitably have to be settled by the family.
But he had a faint regret in his heart, if Zhang Zhang really beat Pan Xiaoxian to death, it would be good......
Acting! It's definitely acting! Soon all the classmates thought of this possibility in hindsight, compared to Pan Xiaoxian's pretending to be a ghost prank, it would be too mysterious to be able to pick it up again by himself if he didn't die after breaking his neck.
Pan Donkey, it's really a shame that you don't go to the film and television academy! Big heads, sluts and tires, these Pan Xiaoxian brothers, all breathed a long sigh of relief, they were really scared at that moment just now, and they are still pale and trembling hands.
Pan Donkey is mighty! The general opinion of the boys is that it is very common to flirt with teachers, and we sometimes flirt with beautiful teachers or something, but you dare to flirt with Zhang Li, a martial arts teacher with five big and three thick martial arts, I can only say - please take my knees!
I didn't expect the male god to have such a humorous side...... The eyes are full of peach hearts, the male god is so patient, but Mr. Zhang is ugly and rude! It's annoying!
No one believed that Pan Xiaoxian's neck was really broken, but this is precisely the truth. Pan Xiaoxian was very depressed, why is Nima's neck so brittle?
Why is it so brittle? Why is it so crispy?
So this mutation is really a double-edged sword, although the joints seem to be easier to break, but it is also easy to recover, Pan Xiaoxian even began to wonder if he had an immortal body, otherwise he really couldn't explain why his neck was broken and he didn't die.
But well......
Pan Xiaoxian's red eyes stared at Zhang Zhang coldly, and said word by word: "I...... Attack, you ...... Defend! ”
The corners of Zhang Li's mouth twitched twice concealedly, I don't know why, Pan Xiaoxian at this moment actually made him afraid.
What am I afraid of? Just now, it was just this spicy chicken pretending to be a ghost, Lao Tzu is a ninth-level life!
Lao Tzu can stand on his fist, he can walk on the horse, he can break a boulder on his chest, and he can open a bottle cap with a chrysanthemum! Even if he wants revenge, what can he do with me?
"Pan Xiaoxian, your protection just now, your footwork is not flexible, bad review! The response is not timely, or a bad review! The protection is not in place, the bad review of the bad reviews!
"Everyone must learn from it, okay, students, next I will demonstrate defense for everyone, please pay attention to my protective actions." Zhang Li pretended to smile confidently: "The correct protective action can play a good protective role, so that the opponent's attack is in vain." ”
As he spoke, he bent his left arm in a triangular shape to block the left side of his head, and his right hand clenched into a fist at the elbow of his left arm, which was not only a protection, but also a cushion at a critical moment.
Come on spicy chicken! Zhang Zhang raised his eyebrows provocatively at Pan Xiaoxian, hit me! Hit me hard!
Zhang Licai didn't believe that Pan Xiaoxian could beat himself, not only he didn't believe it, everyone here didn't believe it, except for the who never left his eyes because of Pan Xiaoxian's appearance, everyone else was focused on seeing how Zhang Xiaoxian could protect himself.
IMHO, you're a spicy chicken! Pan Xiaoxian stared at Zhang Zhang contemptuously, of course, in fact, in the eyes of others, he only had three expressions, when he laughed, he was demonic and evil, when he was angry, he was cruel and bloodthirsty, and when he was not smiling or angry, he was indifferent and lonely.
Although this makes him look like a template, it is enough for nymphomaniacs.
However, just when the were fluttering for Pan Xiaoxian's indifference and loneliness, Pan Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly widened, his eyes were bloodshot, and he unreservedly released the terrifying aura hidden in his body, just like the fireworks in the sky, instantly releasing all the brilliance.
In an instant, the tension was shocked by the terrifying aura emanating from Pan Xiaoxian's body, and Pan Xiaoxian, who was stunned, was originally as slow as the old man and lady in the park playing Tai Chi, but suddenly became faster, not only fast but also fierce!
Like a hungry tiger pounced, Pan Xiaoxian carried a shocking flame and punched the arm of tension protection fiercely!
"Click—"
is also a crisp sound, and the tension is like an exaggerated action like being bounced into the pool while sitting on a catapult chair in the variety show "Run, Teasing", and it bounced out with a "whoosh", and then fell to the floor like a rag pocket.
The freshly waxed wooden floors are as tension as ice skating......
"Hiss......" Everyone gasped involuntarily, should it be so exaggerated? Teacher Zhang, you are also a teaching assistant, is it really a big husband to show off your acting skills so much in class?
Liang Jiaman was stunned, is it the tension that lacks the heart or I lack the heart eye, why can't I understand this scene as the director behind the scenes?
So handsome! The male god's action of beating people is so handsome! don't care what acting skills they don't have, they just look at their appearance!
At this moment, Zhang Zhang burst into tears, paralyzing him to beat people is so handsome, I will be rude when I beat people, I don't take you to play double standards like this!
Also, I'm still lying here, and no one comes to comfort me?
Groove ...... Zhang Li moved his arm slightly, and suddenly the pain in his heart hit, and he knew from experience that it was definitely a fracture.
How is this possible? Lao Tzu is a ninth-level life! Lao Tzu can stand on his fist, he can walk on the horse, he can break a boulder on his chest, and he can open a bottle cap with a chrysanthemum......
Isn't this spicy chicken barely a fourth-level life? Why did you suddenly have so much strength? Wait, now is not the time to think about this!
Zhang Li hurriedly and naturally supported himself on the ground with one hand, and after the chic somersault, he stood firmly on the ground and put on a stereotyped posture, which immediately attracted the admiration of many boys.
As if nothing happened, Zhang Zhang smiled: "How about Pan Xiaoxian?" Is it fun to be pranked? ”
I knew it...... Some skeptical students were also relieved at this time, it turned out that Mr. Zhang Zhang was taking revenge on Pan Xiaoxian for pretending to have a broken neck just now, but I didn't expect Mr. Zhang Zhang to be quite humorous, this kind of revenge method is very forceful!
Big heads, tires, and sluts, they are all squeezing their eyebrows at Pan Xiaoxian: haha! Let you be scared!
The glared at Zhang Li angrily: It's just ugly, and they dare to take revenge on our male god? How unreasonable! The male god beats you, you just obediently lie on the ground, it's a light soul!
What about the bag that said yes to you? What about teaching him to be a new man? What about the good beating that made him look for teeth all over the ground?
The Liang family glared at Zhang Li with resentment: Does your daughter-in-law still want to enter the finance department?
Just let my daughter-in-law still be in the logistics...... Zhang Zhang coughed dryly: "The classmates have seen it clearly, right?" If you see it clearly, the students below will work in pairs and start practicing the swing ......"
"I didn't ...... Look at ......" A very discordant voice sounded, and it was particularly abrupt with a long note: "Qing ...... Clear! ”
Pan Xiaoxian was really fooled by Zhang Li's acting skills at first, after all, he didn't know how much strength he had, but after observing that Zhang Lizhongquan's arm was never raised again, Pan Xiaoxian was habitually evil.
"Again...... Come ......" Pan Xiaoxian lacked the most at this time to assist, but as a like-minded slut, the slut was the first to react, and immediately sent a wave of assists in time: "We didn't see it clearly!" Teacher Zhang again! ”
"Come on, come again!" The tires and the big head immediately followed, the tires reacted a little slower, and the big head was a brainless blind obedience, anyway, there would be nothing wrong with following the brothers.
Although I don't know why, it is a fine tradition of earthlings to follow the coaxing. The people who shouted quickly spread, and Pan Xiaoxian's brainless fans shouted very energetically, they didn't care where the reason was, anyway, they were all from the side of the male god.
Dirt! Be forgiving and forgiving! Zhang Li burst into tears at this moment, isn't it enough for me to break an arm?
Pan Xiaoxian, you stinky and shameless, do you have to kill them all?