Chapter 55: The Zombies Are Out

Not long after Zhang Wei and Uncle Jiu returned to Yizhuang, Qiusheng and Wencai ran back in a hurry, running in the hands of Qiusheng in front, and pinched three incense sticks, two short and one long.

Taking the incense in Qiusheng's hand, Uncle Jiu's face changed, he couldn't help but sigh, and said to Zhang Wei on the side: "Dao Yan, you are ready to prepare!" ”

Seeing Zhang Wei and Uncle Jiu's serious faces, Qiusheng and Wencai's faces all showed curiosity.

"Master, you and your junior brother are mysterious, what are you doing?" Qiusheng glanced at Zhang Wei who was standing, and couldn't help but ask Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Nine glanced at the three incense sticks in his hand and shook his head gently: "People are taboo with three long and two short, and the incense is taboo with two short and one long, the body of this old lady has not rotted or rotted for twenty years, plus burning these two short and long incense, I am afraid that the corpse will change!" ”

"Zombies?" Qiusheng and Wencai glanced at each other, and they both saw the look of fear and curiosity in each other's eyes.

The two of them walked to both sides of the coffin, and with a strong push together, the coffin lid was pushed open halfway, and the body of the old lady Ren in the coffin appeared in front of their eyes.

It's just that compared to being in the cemetery during the day, the body of the old lady Ren at this time is obviously much swollen, and his face is blue-black, and the ten fingers of his hands have long cyan nails.

"Master, come and see, why did Old Lady Ren get lucky?" Wen Cai couldn't help but exclaim.

Uncle Jiu's expression tightened when he saw the characteristics of the corpse, and said, "Hurry up and close the lid." Then he muttered for a moment and said, "Hurry up and prepare paper, pens, ink, knives, and swords." ”

The two of them didn't understand and were a little confused, and asked, "What?" ”

Uncle Nine glanced at the two of them angrily and said, "Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword." Looking at the two people who went to prepare, Uncle Nine said helplessly: "These two stinky boys, if they don't have good qualifications, they may not have great achievements in this life." After a while, the things were ready, and Uncle Nine caught the big red rooster that Zhang Wei asked Qiusheng to buy, and wanted to take some chicken blood.

Wencai, who has been a part-time housewife for a long time, couldn't help but feel a little distressed: "The master uses chickens again?" But then Uncle Nine gave him a look, and he obediently shut up. Accompanied by a smile, he said: "Chicken... But I don't know what's going on in my heart.

first called up the chicken blood ink bucket and let the two of them bounce on the coffin, and then walked back and asked: "People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into zombies and dead corpses... ”

Wencai's always make two mistakes and come out to brush up on the sense of existence, and as soon as Uncle Jiu's voice fell, he interjected: "Master, people are not only divided into good people and bad people, but also into men and women... ”

I only heard Uncle Nine scolding: "What are you talking about when the master speaks?" The corpse of the old lady Ren is the corpse that is about to turn into a zombie. "I was disturbed by Wencai's interest in the speech, and Uncle Nine didn't care much, as if he was used to it.

Qiusheng asked at this time, "How can you become a zombie?" Wen Cai continued: "Yes, how can people become bad people? ”

Uncle Nine said: "The reason why a person becomes a bad guy is because he is not angry, and the reason why a corpse becomes a zombie is because it has an extra breath." Qiusheng flicked the ink fountain and asked, "One more breath?" What do you mean? ”

"Before a person dies, he is angry, holding his breath, sulking, and after he dies, he has a breath in his throat." Uncle Nine had actually never seen a real zombie before, he only had the theoretical knowledge from the Maoshan secret technique, otherwise he would not have to consult the Maoshan secret technique after the zombie appeared in the original movie.

Zhang Wei said at this time: "You better hurry up and play, you must know that if the zombie comes out, the first person to bite is your dearest, you don't want Ren Tingting to become a zombie, don't be full of resentment and talk so much." Both of them were shocked and hurriedly buried their heads in hard work. Qiu Sheng's Ren Tingting also joined the ranks of literary talents during the day, and she wanted to chase Ren Tingting.

Late at night, Zhang Wei was meditating, but a slight sound came, he opened his eyes but did not move. I knew that Uncle Nine must have gone to check, and he definitely didn't see anything unusual, although the coffin was full of ink fountain lines, but the coffin was not so strong after being eaten by insects in the ground for twenty years, and was finally shaken apart by the zombie. If the zombie doesn't come out, how can he test his strength? He has already done the protection that should be done, it makes no sense that there was no death in the original movie, and he will be killed.

At dawn, Zhang Wei was already boxing outside Yizhuang, the fist was cold, and there were bursts of violent sound in the air, in order not to affect the other three, he had to go outside to practice martial arts, but Wen Cai had already come to find him after a while.

"Senior brother, don't fight, the master has something to look for you." Wen Cai shouted from the side.

"Do you know what's going on?" Zhang Wei asked after closing his fist.

Wen Cai shook his head and said, "I don't know, it should be about finding a cemetery, right?" ”

"Oh," Zhang Wei also understood, it should be the matter of the old lady's burial. So he sent Wencai away first, then moved his body again, went back to the room and got dressed, and then came to the living room, where he saw Uncle Nine looking at a map.

He stepped forward, came to Uncle Jiu, and said, "Master, you called me, but you found a suitable place?" ”

When Uncle Nine saw Zhang Wei, he stood up, nodded and said, "Yes, I found a good hole, you see." ”

Zhang Wei took it and found that it was a place similar to the original tomb, and couldn't help but be surprised: "That dragonfly point *** moved to this place?" ”

Uncle Nine nodded and said, "That's right, it's the dragonfly point*** Today, let's go to Master Ren to discuss, the matter of the burial, the early burial can also make people feel at ease as soon as possible." Although Zhang Wei was a little disapproving, he nodded on the surface and agreed: "Not bad." ”

Then the four of them all arrived at Ren's mansion, and the subordinates led a few people to the lobby, only to see Master Ren drinking tea with the police captain Ah Wei. When Master Ren saw a few people coming in, he hurriedly left Ah Wei to greet him, and said hello: "Uncle Nine, you are here, but I don't know what is the matter." ”

Zhang Wei and the others hurriedly returned the salute, and Uncle Nine said, "Master Ren, we are here to discuss the matter of the tomb with you today." ”

Master Ren smiled and said politely: "Then let's go upstairs to talk, Uncle Nine and Mr. Zhang are invited upstairs." ”

Zhang Weijiu and Uncle Zhang hurriedly said, "You're welcome." The three left the others downstairs and went up to the second floor.

When he arrived upstairs, Master Ren first ordered his subordinates to pour tea and then asked impatiently: "Uncle Nine, I don't know how that cave compares to the dragonfly point before?" "After all, it is related to the future of yourself and your descendants, so you should naturally be very concerned.

Uncle Nine smiled and said, "Master Ren, did you remember that I said before that dragonfly dots can't be in the same place?" ”

Master Ren didn't know what he meant, but he still nodded and said, "Naturally, I remember that yesterday Uncle Nine said that it was a dragonfly to order a little bit of water, and it would not be the same location." ”

Uncle Nine said: "Yes, so I looked at the terrain around the tomb and found that the cave is now in a wasteland not far from the old cave, and it can be buried here at a good time." "After all, that dragonfly point ** is a very good hole. Dragonfly point ** is also called 'hidden dragon nest', 'Dulong nest' ancestors are buried in this hole, people must be prosperous, rich and prosperous for future generations. If it weren't for Mr. Feng Shui's bad intentions, maybe the Ren family's wealth might have been the richest man in the provincial capital by now.

At this time, Uncle Jiu suddenly changed his words and said, "But this time we must ask whose land this is, and we must not coerce others." ”

Master Ren hurriedly responded, and said with some embarrassment: "How come, how come." But at this time, Ren Tingting suddenly screamed loudly from downstairs. Master Ren's face changed, and the two of them hurriedly ran downstairs.

Uncle Nine didn't stop, and hurriedly followed, and the three of them came to the staircase, only to see Ren Tingting running up quickly, followed by Ah Wei, who seemed to be going crazy and about to strip naked. Ren Tingting ran to Master Ren and grabbed his arm like a frightened rabbit, and shouted in panic: "Dad, help." His face was pale, and he was about to cry.

Old Man Ren's angry eyes were about to pop out, revealing a trace of anger and disbelief, is this Ah Wei going to be hard because I don't agree with him and Tingting?

At this time, Ah Wei was holding the railing and shaking his body uncontrollably, with a painful look, crying and saying with a sad face: "Cousin-in-law, I want to drink tea." "It looks like she's been hit hard.

The two of them ran downstairs and came to the door only to see Qiusheng sneaking out of his brain, and Wen Cai was still holding his clothes in his hands and standing shirtless behind. Uncle Nine couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, and his eyes were about to get angry. Qiusheng saw the opportunity quickly, turned around and ran away, but Wencai was caught by Uncle Jiu.

"You two stinky boys are in trouble." Carrying a trace of mana, he punched Wen Cai in the stomach to force the talisman out, twisted his ears and walked towards Yizhuang.

Wen Cai cried out in pain in his mouth: "Master spare your life." ”。

Master Ren, who didn't know the truth, was also angry in his heart at this time, comforting his daughter and asking Ah Wei over and over again.

Back in Yizhuang, Uncle Nine originally wanted to clean up after them, but with the slippery heads of these two guys, it was naturally impossible to sit still, and a few people just arrived in the living room Uncle Nine just opened his mouth, but Qiusheng had already poured tea and handed it over, at this time the two of them were several times faster than usual. Qiusheng escaped after a while on the pretext of looking at the store, and Wen Cai ran away under the pretext of going to cook, which made Uncle Nine helpless. After Wen Cai prepared dinner, he went to take a nap after eating.

After a day of nothing, after resting at night, at this time in the coffin room of Yizhuang, the zombie was dishonest again, and after being injured by the line that popped out of the chicken blood ink fountain yesterday, he learned a lesson and no longer reached out to pick up the lid. Just shaking desperately, the coffin that had been buried in the ground for twenty years was overwhelmed with a "squeak", and the zombies gradually increased their strength, and the coffin became louder. In the end, there was a "whoosh" and it fell apart.

A classic image of a zombie dressed in a Qing Dynasty official uniform stood straight up from the pile of ruins. jumped out of Yizhuang and went straight to Ren's house. At this time, in fact, Uncle Nine and Zhang Wei both noticed the situation here, but Uncle Nine thought that Qiusheng and Wencai were not honest when they were sleeping, and Zhang Wei was not in a hurry at all, so he would go later. It is recorded in the secret art of Maoshan that after death, there are often some memories left in life, and the most remnants of them are relatives. Therefore, when the dead become zombies, the first person to attack is often their own relatives, and when they kill their own relatives, the zombie will completely forget the days of being a human being, and then the corpse nature will replace human nature, and go around causing chaos and harming people.