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The two of them ignored Ye Gufan, and found a table in the corner and sat down.

But Ye Gufan didn't let it go, raised his glass and smiled: "Uncle Li, it's better to meet by chance, why don't you just bring your girlfriend to sit down with you, and I'll have a drink with you?" ”

Dou Biqiang also coaxed and said, "Yes, Uncle Li, I have a treat today." Later, when you have candles in the cave room, invite me to eat again, and it will be smoothed out. ”

Li Weinian and Yang Luzhu are definitely a pair of celebrities in the university town, and they are even more well-known than the president. Therefore, Dou Biqiang naturally knows it.

"No need." Li Weinian snorted and said coldly.

Ye Gufan laughed and said, "I didn't expect Uncle Li's temper to be quite bad, in fact, my hot temper is not very popular with girls." ”

"What does it matter to you whether my temper is good or bad?" A little spark began to emerge in Li Weinian's eyes, stared at Ye Gufan, and asked.

Yang Luzhu on the side shook his head slightly, signaling Li Weinian to restrain himself. Obviously, Yang Luzhu did not want Li Weinian to clash with these young people. I'd rather suffer a loss than cause trouble.

Ye Gufan smiled, drank and ate, and chatted with Dou Biqiang with a smile.

Li Weinian over there asked for a bottle of liquor and drank half a bottle in one go. Ye Gufan was cold-eyed, and he was also surprised by Li Weinian's amount of alcohol in his heart.

"Drink less." Yang Luzhu glanced at Wei Nian with disgust, but there was deep love in his eyes.

A stunning beauty, with a deep love for a sloppy uncle, Ye Gufan was a little jealous in his heart, his eyes rolled, he was stronger, and said loudly: "Tease strong, I have a unique skill, you will advertise me in the future, let me benefit mankind." ”

"What's the trick?" Dou Biqiang asked.

"I'll cure rosacea nose!" Ye Gufan slapped the table, pointed to Li Weinian's big red nose, and said, "It's like Uncle Li's kind of nose, it's hard for me, you can get rid of the disease with your hands, hehe......"

"Really?" Dou Biqiang glanced back at Wei Nian, smiled, and said, "Uncle Li is already so handsome, if he cures his nose with rosacea, then he will still have it?" The entire girl of Xiangcheng University is his! ”

Ye Gufan was triumphant, pointed to Li Weinian's stomach again, and said, "I can still treat his beer belly!" ”

"Please, Master Ye. You can't let Uncle Li become too perfect, leave a way for us single men to live. Dou Biqiang said with a sad face.

The two sang and harmonized, sneering, just like talking about cross talk. Li Weinian's face was like a pot of iron, and Yang Luzhu was also quite uncomfortable, his face was blue and white for a while, and he secretly scolded Ye Gufan in his heart for being frivolous and shallow, lacking morality and being boring.

"I'll tell you something new." Ye Gufan continued to tease Li Weinian while drinking, and said: "In our pimple factory, there is a poor barehead in his seventies who falls in love with the factory flower in the factory, don't you say strange?" ”

Dou Biqiang understood, and opened his mouth to say, "Won't it?" Could it be that the factory flower is blind, a bad old man? ”

"That's right, the old cow eats tender grass, and everyone thinks it's strange." Ye Gufan put down his wine glass and said, "However, later everyone knew the truth and knew why that factory flower was fooled!" ”

"Why is that?" Dou Biqiang asked.

"Hehe, it turns out that the head will deceive people, maybe, there will be a little demon magic." Ye Gufan intentionally or unintentionally said, "The head lied to that girl, saying that he was her lover in her previous life." What insight can a little girl have? Blinded by the demon's sorcery, he threw himself into his arms and untied his clothes! ”

"Oh...... So that's the case, this head, so insidious and despicable! Dou Biqiang slapped the table indignantly.

"Smack......!"

At the same time, Li Weinian finally couldn't restrain himself, and slammed his palm on the table, the cups and plates jumped wildly, and there was a clanging sound.

"Stinky boy, the fetal hair has not faded, the milk smell has not dried, and he also learns from other people's flamboyant tongues?" Li Weinian pointed at Ye Gufan and scolded, "Do you think I'm old and can't beat you?" I'll tell you, even if the two of you are together, it's not enough for me to stuff my teeth! Put my mouth clean for me, otherwise, let you know the power of the uncle's fist! ”

Dou Biqiang was shocked by Li Weinian's momentum, and he stared at him and didn't dare to speak.

Ye Gufan smiled and said, "Uncle Li, don't rely on the old and sell the old." I drank and chatted, and I didn't say anything about you, why are you angry? To the monk, I can't scold the bald man anymore? Oh, I'm talking about the head, you? In the world, you can only let your old cow eat tender grass, and people's heads can't get old into the flowers? ”

"Little bastard, get out of here!" Li Weinian couldn't bear it anymore, walked around the table, walked in front of Ye Gufan, pointed at his nose and scolded.

Fighting in the house will tear down other people's restaurants, so Li Weinian asked Ye Gufan to go out to compete.

"Uncle Li means that there is going to be a fight?" Ye Gufan raised his eyelids and said, "Old arms and legs, okay?" If you really want to fight, I can accompany you. But you're going to have to talk to your girlfriend and tell her not to cry. ”

Yang Luzhu shook his head, walked over and grabbed Li Weinian's arm: "Let's go, I'm not going to eat." ”

Li Weinian's fists clenched and gurgle, his eyes breathed fire, and he wanted to burn Ye Gufan into a ball of black charcoal. But in the end, Li Weinian still listened to Yang Luzhu's words and went out angrily.

At this time, Ye Gufan had already eaten enough, wiped his mouth and chased out the door, and shouted coldly: "Li Weinian, you stop for me!" ”

Regarding Susie's case, Ye Gufan also made some speculation and analysis. At first, I didn't expect Li Weinian to be a person, but the later chance encounter shocked Ye Gufan's heart. This security uncle can use evil methods to deceive Yang Luzhu, perhaps, he is also the one who uses evil methods to control Susie's body. Because he is a security guard at the school, he is even more suspected of being a thief.

Therefore, Ye Gufan deliberately talked nonsense, repeatedly provoked and stimulated Li Weinian, trying to further analyze.

"Boy, what else is the?" Li Weinian stood still and looked at Ye Gufan.

Ye Gufan pointed diagonally across his shop and said, "That's my shop over there, there is a kind, come with me, I'll tell you a big thing." ”

After that, Ye Gufan carried the guitar case on his back and turned away.

Li Weinian was stunned for three seconds, pulled Yang Luzhu, and then followed.

"Don't go, a swinger, what are you doing with him?" Yang Luzhu said in a low voice.

"This kid is a bit of a god, what do I want him to come from? Green beads, don't worry, a hairy child, what else can you do with me? Li Weinian said.