As soon as you enter the Hou Gate, it is as deep as the sea, not to mention that this is still a palace! As the most majestic mansion of Prince Xie Xie in the Scorpion Empire, the Glory Palace's Mansion is simply splendid, magnificent, carved beams and paintings, row upon row, antique, and beautiful......

For this kind of corrupt and depraved life style of pampering, poverty and luxury, excessive prostitution, drunkenness, drunkenness, and drunkenness, Brother Donkey just wants to say:

Let's be friends!

"Father-in-law, please stay," Pan Xiaoxian suddenly shouted, "Can you let me meet the pink phoenix before the challenge?" ”

"First, my father-in-law can't scream, and I'm not your father-in-law. www.biquge.info Second, there is no pink phoenix here. Xie Xie frowned, stopped and slowly turned his head to look at Pan Xiaoxian: "Only our little prince of the Glory Mansion Xie Baobao!" ”

"That's right, it's thank you!" Pan Xiaoxian said, there is nothing to fight about, the pink phoenix was originally a nickname, or her flower name in the Five Poisons Sect, just like what flower monk, hemorrhoids and multi-stars, two-headed snakes, and white stripes in the waves are all the same, or call Xie Baobao, after all, this is the name given by other parents.

"It's not impossible for you to see Xie Baobao," Xie Xie looked at Pan Xiaoxian with a smile, exuding a vicious aura: "Defeat me, you can not only see her, but also be with her forever, I and the princess will marry you, how about it?" ”

"It's as simple as that?" Brother Donkey's acting skills today are very exaggerated, his eyes are a little too big, his mouth is a little too small, and his facial muscles are a little too stiff, but this is enough to cause 10,000 points of damage to Xie Xie.

Can you die if you don't brag? Xie Xie stared at him expressionlessly, and the muscles of his cheeks twitched twice powerfully: "...... It's that simple! ”

"So what are we waiting for?" Brother Donkey was eager to try and rubbed his hands: "Father-in-law, when will we start?" ”

“…… If you don't talk nonsense, we're already there! Xie Xie snorted coldly and turned around and continued to move forward, he was too lazy to correct his father-in-law with Pan Xiaoxian what his father-in-law was not a father-in-law, Scorpio star's pure masters, don't quarrel if you can do it!

Pan Xiaoxian followed Xie Xie to the indoor martial arts arena inside the palace, which gave Pan Xiaoxian a deeper understanding of the corruption in the palace, this indoor martial arts arena is like a super-large gymnasium, and the Water Cube is nothing more than that!

"Pan Xiaoxian, how about being here?" Xie Xie put his hands behind his back and quietly showed his superiority in front of the earth buns.

"It took a lot of money to build this place, didn't it?" Pan Xiaoxian and Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden and watched in circles with a finger.

"Hehe, it's nothing." Xie Xie slowly brushed back the few strands of hair hanging down from his forehead with both hands, which is probably equivalent to a year's tax revenue on your earth.

"That's good, or it would be a shame to ruin this place." Pan Xiaoxian smiled and said, "Right, father-in-law?" ”

To your sister! Xie Xie sneered in his heart: You think too much, this place is built from the latest building materials of the galaxy high-tech, and it can withstand the full force of a life below level forty! That's where I usually practice! You have to be able to ruin this place and eat Xiang!

"Hehe, as long as you have this ability, you will destroy it!" Xie Xie pretended to be light and said, "If you can destroy this place, I will build a martial arts arena of the same scale on your earth, and how about naming it after you?" ”

"That's embarrassing!" Brother Donkey smiled shyly: "Wouldn't it be a little too flamboyant to call Xiaoxian to perform martial arts?" ”

“…… Hehe. Xie Xie stiffly turned his face, there is often a kind of person in life, they don't know if they have other skills, but they can always make you endocrine disorder in one sentence.

"By the way, father-in-law, just take one word of my name and the baby's name and name it together!" Brother Donkey teased Xie Xie and discussed: "Do you think Pan Bao is swollen in the martial arts field?" Or Xie Xian's martial arts? Xiao Xie plays martial arts? Xianbao ......"

“…… Don't talk nonsense, do you fight or not? The blood vessels in Xie Xie's temples were beating "crackling", and there was a kind of courage to burst.

"The emperor has arrived—"

At this moment, a shrill voice that was neither male nor female, neither yin nor yang sounded in a long tone, breaking the harmonious and friendly atmosphere of Weng and his son-in-law.

Emperor? Pan Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment before he reacted, isn't it, this is the Scorpion Empire, and if there is a prince, of course there will be an emperor!

But why did the emperor come at this time? Pan Xiaoxian looked back, only to see two rows of royal guards wearing black light armor appear at the entrance, and a little white fat man in a long black suit walked in surrounded by stars.

The Scorpion Empire is black as precious, and the long suit can not only hide the defects in the figure but also cover the scorpion tail, Xie Xie is wearing such a black long suit, so Pan Xiaoxian judged that this little white fat man wearing a black long suit should be the emperor of the Scorpion Empire.

The little white fat man in a black long suit was round, walking and swaying, Pan Xiaoxian subconsciously thought of a creature living in Antarctica on the earth, their classic artistic images include Bolulu, Bobo, Boss Dead Chicken Neck, Kova Dead Chicken, Rick, Rookie, etc., and this little white fat man in a black long suit looks like a rookie!

"I didn't know that Your Majesty was coming," Xie Xie walked unhurriedly in front of the emperor, and criticized casually: "Why didn't you notify me in advance?" ”

Hold a big grass! Father-in-law, that's how you talk to the emperor? Be careful of being punished by the Nine Clans! Brother Donkey couldn't help but gasp, as a Chinese man, he has seen too many educational historical blockbusters, such as "Da Nei Secret Detective Zero Hair", "Jiupin Sesame Official", "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er", "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", "Lu Ding Ji" Shenma, the emperor in it is not a word to kill people, and punish people to the nine clans in minutes, not to mention madness, it is simply heartbroken!

"Uncle Huang, it's the little nephew who can't make up his mind about government affairs for a while, so I want to ask Uncle Huang's opinion. came in a hurry, without prior notice, and asked Uncle Huang not to blame! The rookie emperor hurriedly bowed his hand to Xie Xie, smiling like a dog with thin skin and eighteen folds of stuffing, ignoring the buns.

So cowardly? Brother Donkey couldn't believe his ears, this rookie emperor not only looked like a rookie, but he didn't expect his personality to be like a rookie, the emperor of the dignified Scorpion Empire, actually shrunk his eggs into his kidneys in front of a prince!

Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but think of the past that Xie Xie told him, fifteen years ago, this rookie emperor was still the crown prince, and the first emperor died, if it weren't for Xie Xie, the rookie emperor, let alone not being the emperor, the grass on the grave would be one meter high. Therefore, Xie Xie is not only a minister of the dragon, but also a life-saving grace to the rookie emperor, and he is also the uncle of the rookie emperor.

For the rookie emperor Xie Xie was tragically destroyed, more than 200 people died, and the princess lost her fertility forever when she was rescued, and it took fifteen years to find her only daughter back, no wonder this rookie emperor couldn't get up in front of Xie Xie.

"Hmm." Xie Xie bowed his head slightly when he heard this: "Then Your Majesty, please wait next to me, and wait for me to solve some trivial matters before I do it." ”

Brother steady! Brother Donkey gave Xie Xie a thumbs up vigorously, the emperor came to discuss government affairs with you, and you let the emperor stay next to you. I've come all the way from Earth to challenge you, and it's just a trivial matter for you. Drag the cool cock and blow up the sky!

"Uncle Huang, who is this?" The rookie emperor's small eyes blinked and landed on Pan Xiaoxian's buttocks: "It doesn't look like a local!" ”

"Hehe, it's just that an earthling who doesn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth has come to challenge me." Xie Xie said lightly.

"That's right, Uncle Huang!" The rookie emperor slapped his forehead and suddenly woke up: "Just now, the little nephew was on the way to the palace, and he heard a deafening voice coming from the palace, as if shouting 'Father-in-law, I'm here', could it be ......?"

"Your Majesty must have misheard!" Xie Xie strongly interrupted the rookie emperor's words, and glared at Pan Xiaoxian coldly: This soul must be sincere, and he howled with a broken gong in his throat, paralyzing the entire imperial capital......

Blame me? Brother Donkey spread his hands and took the opportunity to say to the rookie emperor: "Your Majesty heard it right, it was because my father-in-law's guard dog at the door was too fierce and didn't let me in, so I shouted, no, my father-in-law let me in when he heard it!" ”

"Father-in-law?" The rookie emperor was stunned: "Uncle Huang, your son-in-law...... Is that this earthling? ”

"It's just that he's just telling the truth! How can the son-in-law of our Glory Mansion be an earthling? Xie Xie grinned—angry, but still keep smiling!

"Yes, Your Majesty, not yet, but if you win, I'll win!" Pan Xiaoxian smiled and gave Xie Xie a tacit look: I'm not wrong, right, father-in-law?

"Shut up!" Xie Xie's head jumped and jumped, and he turned to the rookie emperor and bowed his hand: "Your Majesty, please wait for a moment!" ”

"Uncle Huang, please feel free!" The rookie emperor listened to the gossip and stayed contented, there was a comfortable sofa to sit on in the rest area, and there were beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, ham sausages on the coffee table, he sat down with great interest and grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and played an important role in eating melons.

And the eunuchs and guards around him were accustomed to it from beginning to end, obviously Xie Xie was not pretending to be forced in front of Pan Xiaoxian, but the relationship between the uncle and nephew of the monarch and the minister was usually like this.

"Come on." Xie Xie crossed the void in one step to the middle of the martial arts arena, a pitch-black shawl, long hair, windless, automatic, black and oily Buddha bead scorpion tail flew up from behind him, as if a big flag had been erected, he exuded a thick poisonous aura, as if the god of death made people shudder, Xie Xie stared at Pan Xiaoxian coldly: "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry." ”

Gather together! If you don't pretend to be forced, you can die! Brother Donkey is messy in the wind, and I haven't lost before pretending!