"Woo woo woo woo....... damn Bi Ma Wen, damn Hei Lao Sha, damn Shi Shi Shi ...... Master, you really castrated me! Zhu Bajie was lying on a stretcher, his face full of sorrow, and he had nothing to love.

His 'second brother' is gone, how can he not be sad? How can it not hurt?

Wukong and Sha Seng, one in front of the other, carried a simple stretcher, and the one who laughed was called a cheerful one.

Ou Yangming rode on the white dragon horse, looked at the howling and crying Bajie, and said, "Bajie, how about the medicine for the teacher?" Doesn't it hurt at all, just a little numb? ”

Zhu Bajie felt the paralysis of his lower body, and he cried even more sadly.

"Woo woo woo woo ....., I don't live anymore old pig! Not alive anymore! Lay down the stretcher, throw me here, and let the goblins eat me!" When you arrived at the Da Lei Yin Temple, you told the Buddha that I had become a Buddha by feeding demons with my body. ”

The voice is sad, the listener is sad, and the listener weeps.

A day passed, and the monkey took the fasting meal obtained by karma and brought it to Bajie who was lying on a stretcher.

"Idiot, it's time to eat. You are weak now and need to make up for it. ”

Listening to the ridicule in the monkey's words, Bajie almost fainted again.

"Eat, eat, eat, know to eat in a day. The old pig's 'second brother' is gone, what do you still eat? I will not live, and I will go on a hunger strike in the future. Anyway, I don't have the face to live in this world, woo woo woo ....."

As he spoke, he began to cry again.

Sha Seng was not far away, looking at the sad second senior brother, and said to Ou Yangming, who was fasting: "Master, the punishment of the second senior brother is enough. Let's tell him the truth, what if he really commits suicide if this continues? ”

Ou Yangming smiled and said, "Wujing, you don't have to worry about him committing suicide. As the saying goes, it's better to die than to live. Although Bajie said that he was on a hunger strike, he would never commit suicide.

If he really doesn't want to live, he can still kill himself. But if you look at him, he's just shouting loudly. This time, you must teach him a profound lesson, otherwise he will inevitably make mistakes next time. ”

After three days, the monkey took the only fasting meal and walked up to the weak Bajie.

"Idiot, Lao Sun will ask you again, do you want to eat?"

He hadn't eaten for four days, and his stomach was already rumbling with hunger.

But because of his face, he didn't ask the master for his share of the meal.

Now my hungry eyes are dizzy, and I suddenly see Zhai, which is like seeing my father.

He snatched the meal from the monkey's hand and devoured it.

"Brother Monkey, is there anything left? I'm still hungry! After Zhu Bajie finished his fast, he looked pitifully at Wukong, who was squinting.

"Rice? Without! What did you do earlier? I don't have to play any hunger strike, but don't talk about it, you are on a hunger strike. Master, and I, as well as Lao Sha, ate much more than usual. ”

Wukong took the bowl in Bajie's hand and walked towards Ou Yangming, leaving him alone, touching his stomach in a daze.

"Master, Bajie has eaten."

Ou Yangming smiled slightly, the only advantage of this inferior product is that he has a big heart.

Now grinding him for four days and four nights can more or less grind his character.

Zhu Bajie tried to get off the ground, but his legs were a little weak.

Feeling the paralysis of three inches below the umbilicus, his eyes couldn't help but burst into tears.

'I miss my dignified Marshal Tianpeng, Merry I. Now that I have been castrated, Chang'e, Chang'e, what should we do with our two children in the future? ’

This guy's mind is emanating and no one else can match.

After another period of time, Zhu Bajie felt that something was wrong.

According to common sense, he was castrated, anesthetic, and did not feel pain.

But how much time has passed?

How can the strength of the anesthetic not pass?

As for going to the toilet, I don't see my "younger brother".

He really didn't see it.

Because his belly is so big that he can't see it when he looks down!

Touching with your hands?

Born with short hands, I can't reach it!

Ou Yangming and the three of them, looking at Bajie who was sitting on the boulder, looking up to the sky in a daze, held back a smile for a long time, and couldn't help it!

They burst into laughter, especially Goku, clutching his stomach and rolling all over the ground.

Bajie's loveless appearance, there is no one left!

"You, you, you.... What are you laughing at? It's hard to be hard.... Could it be that I'm an old pig, I'm not castrated an old pig?! ”

Zhu Bajie is actually not stupid, but he himself does not like to think, and he is lazy.

So most of the people who come into contact with him think he's a fool.

Sha Seng's face, which was originally like the ash at the bottom of the pot, was already red with a smile.

His right hand trembled and pointed to Bajie, who was full of joy, and said with a smile: "Two-two-two...... Second Senior Brother, you ...... Do you really think that Master will castrate you? That's just an anesthetic, and it's a lot of medicine, and the medicine is so strong that you can't go for a while! ”

"I'm laughing to death! This idiot really thinks he's been emasculated, so we shouldn't laugh. Otherwise, this nerd is still looking up at the starry sky, and he has no love! ”

Zhu Bajie was not angry, he jumped up happily, and he didn't know what to do.

"Great! I'm not castrated! Not castrated! Chang'e, let's have children in the future!! ”

Momentarily happy, Bajie didn't realize that he actually said what was in his heart.

When Ou Yangming heard this, he instantly stopped laughing, and they were collectively stunned.

What's that?

You actually pay attention to Chang'e?!

The little white dragon didn't know when, ran over, and kicked Zhu Bajie who was dancing!

Syllable!

Bang!

Bajie flew out of the distance and fell to the ground in the posture of a vicious dog snatching.

"Don't you know that I'm going to take care of Chang'e and call my aunt?" After the little white dragon finished speaking, he waved his ponytail and turned to graze.

"Hahahaha!!"

The three of them laughed again, but they didn't expect that there was a nephew of Chang'e here.

But where did it come from?

Zhu Bajie got up, patted his body, and the dust on his face, and spit out the weeds in his mouth. Looking at the white dragon horse who was grazing leisurely, he crossed his waist with his hands and said:

"Ahh What if you're Chang'e's nephew? If you have the ability, you can go to Guanghan Palace now and complain to Chang'e! Old pig, I am still majestic, what else is impossible in the Three Realms? ”

At this time, he learned that the 'second brother' was still there, and he was full of spirits.

"I'm not alive anymore, old pig! Not alive anymore! Lay down the stretcher, throw me here, and let the goblins eat me!" When you arrived at the Da Lei Yin Temple, you told the Buddha that I had become a Buddha by feeding demons with my body. ”

The monkey looked at the invincible Bajie and learned his voice.

"I'm going on a hunger strike, the 'second brother' is gone, what to eat?" Sha Seng helped on the side, and also learned the words of the Eight Precepts, and teased.

Zhu Bajie covered his heart, pointed at his senior brother and brother, and trembled with anger.

"You, you..... You deceive people too much!! ”