Chapter 893: How Do You Know My Mom's Menopause Has Arrived?
After answering, Ouyang Yuxin showed her little tiger teeth and looked at Madrid with big eyes: "Lao Tzu, your second uncle, why do you treat me as a monster, when Lao Tzu has no temper, right?" ”
Madrid shrugged, spread his hands and said, "I've never said that, it's all right, it's all like this, if you don't feel good, you can beat me up." ”
Because of Lin Fan's live broadcast, although Madrid didn't understand all of them, he could also understand six or seven and comprehend the essence of it, so he didn't know how to face Ouyang Yuxin.
Know, the way to make Ouyang Yuxin helpless is that the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, it can't come hard, it can't come soft, it needs to be not hard, not soft, and the hardness and softness are just right.
When Ouyang Yuxin heard this, she was choked all of a sudden, this is really going to hit the other party, if the other party is tough, then it's okay, when the other party doesn't mind, it's a bit of a no-brainer.
In this regard, Ouyang Yuxin looked at Lin Fan and roared angrily: "Lin ...... Every. ”
Lin Fan was originally thinking about something, but when he heard this call, he came back to his senses and responded: "Hey, what's wrong, what's wrong." ”
Ouyang Yuxin: "You taught it, right?" ”
Lin Fan looked confused: "What, what did I teach?" ”
Ouyang Yuxin gritted her teeth: "You ........."
Lin Fan couldn't understand what she was saying, so he turned his head to look at Yi Madrid and asked, "What's wrong with her, it's inexplicable." ”
Madrid shrugged: "I don't know, maybe menopause has arrived." ”
More... Menopause.........
Ouyang Yuxin slapped one hand on the computer desk and stood up suddenly: "Your mother has just reached menopause." ”
But there is no girl who will be in a good mood when she is told that menopause is coming and she is older, just like a young lady in her twenties or thirties, when she is asked for directions by a sixteen-year-old cutie or a little fresh meat, if this little cutie, little fresh meat, call them aunts, and then ask them where they are going somewhere.
Then the young lady in her twenties and thirties will definitely say to the right, and the real place is to go to the left.
Of course, if the place is on the right, then it will say go to the left.
That's what a woman is.
Therefore, Madrid's menopause made Ouyang Yu excited, like a stolen child and an angry tigress, as long as the other party does not let go of the child, then the other party must know what it means to be a child.
Madrid nodded fiercely: "Oh, how do you know that my mother's menopause has arrived, could it be that you were secretly raised by my mother to be my daughter-in-law, if so, no wonder I know my mother so well." ”
Burst......
Lin Fan couldn't help but puff, turned his head to look at Madrid, and then gave a thumbs up, feeling that what he said was a thief, the level of thieves was awesome, this was all made up, and if he didn't become a screenwriter, it would be a loss for film and television dramas.
Not only him, but even Mo Xiaoyan, on a cold rainy night, He Zhizhou also covered his mouth and snickered, really thinking that this wave of operations was too showy.
Lin Fan's audience was different, they were laughing, after all, Ouyang Yuxin was not next to them, and there was no need to restrain them at all.
"I'm going to laugh, what the car god said was so flashed that my waist was about to break."
"I also made this up, I didn't support the wall to serve the car god."
"Can this turn be like this, this is the world's first turn."
"It is worthy of being a former professional racing driver, this car skill, I am willing to bow to the old driver."
"My old driver is also convinced, this bend can drift, I have nothing to say, I throw myself to the ground."
Ouyang Yuxin looked at her best friend and smiled, the two men were laughing, looking at Lin Fan, and shouted fiercely: "Click, that's enough." ”
Everyone looked up at her, especially the guests who were surfing the Internet in the Internet café, with puzzled expressions.
What's going on?
Ouyang Yuxin wanted to say something, looked around, glared at Madrid fiercely, and then sat back in his place.
After she sat down, Lin Fan spoke: "Sister Yuxin, how are we SOLO?" ”
He said this to resolve her embarrassment, and to kind of want to see her true strength reach that point.
Although looking at the video of her and Madrid's battle, it can be seen that the opponent's strength must be a top player, but the top is also divided into three, six and nine, like Zeus is the one who belongs to nine, and Poseidon is the one who is six.
In addition, it is certain that the other party still has hidden strength, so it is necessary to try it and feel it obviously.
Ouyang Yuxin waved his hand: "Phew, don't fight with your iron, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, I didn't know you on the first day, you little kid is very bad." ”
Lin Fan touched his nose: "How can I be bad, I am so pure, the little white wolf who doesn't call me pure." ”
His audience, when they heard that Ouyang Yuxin said to Lin Fan that you are a little kid, they all nodded fiercely, and they all felt that this was too right, and they would think that this guy would prick people's hearts and dislike all kinds of guns, so he specially used crossbow arrows.
After hearing Lin Fan say about himself, he tapped on the keyboard.
"Are you pure? If you're pure, I'll eat the keyboard. ”
"You and the word purity can go together, I'll go live and wash my hair on the toilet."
"If you are pure, there will be no pure people in the world."
Lin Fan didn't see the barrage's pretense, and muttered in his heart.
TMD,I'm obviously very pure, okay.,Didn't I see that it's always a girl who hooks up with me.,I don't hook up with a girl.。
At this time, Mo Xiaoyan looked at the time, saw that it was half past ten, stood up and looked at everyone and said, "It's late at night, everyone has to play tomorrow, and it's time to sleep." ”
"Yuxin, we originally had a good get-together, but this will be after the day after tomorrow, and then I'll go shopping with you, and then have a good time."
Ouyang Yuxin nodded: "It's really late enough, it's time to go." ”
A group of people also slowly stood up, and Madrid's bodyguards went to retreat.
Lin Fan also closed the live broadcast room, and then turned off the computer, becoming the penultimate person to stand up.
Saki Sawada was the last to stand up.
Except for Lin Fan, the EQ of the others was not low, and they probably understood what it meant, so they subconsciously took two steps faster and distanced themselves from Lin Fan.
Also because they distanced themselves, Sawada Sawu walked faster and walked to Lin Fan's left side, if it wasn't for the fact that his body was too short, he would have walked side by side with Lin Fan.
Lin Fan realized that she walked to the side, planning to walk faster and stick to He Zhizhou or Madrid, or a cold and rainy night, but when she looked up, she found that they were a little far away from her.
Although the emotional intelligence is low, but now, I don't know what it means, and it's a bit of a headache for it.
What's special, why don't you come out when you're single, but it's irresponsible to sleep with you, and now you have a girlfriend, which is a bit Xu.
PS: Actually, Sawada Saki should have played in the Korea Invitational Tournament, but at that time, because he wrote it too quickly, and then he didn't think about it, so he forgot about it.
At the same time, it also led to a problem with the book, and I regretted not being at the beginning.
(End of chapter)