Chapter 320: Ghost Car for Life
When I got the jade in the tomb, I thought it was a monster that eats people's brains, but I didn't expect it to be able to grow in size, and what is more valuable is that it can also ride me out of the tomb that is about to collapse.
But as soon as I got out of the tomb, the Ghost King asked me with a melancholy face if I really wanted to leave this brain-eating monster behind.
I looked at the jade that had become very small and was holding it in the palm of my hand, where would I be willing to throw it away, as long as it could not harm people, I should have no problem leaving it.
I gently stroked the jade dragon's head and asked the Ghost King and the Venerable Master Hongyu if they could think of a way to stop eating people's brains, and if so, put it and the glutton in the restaurant, and we would make it what it wanted.
The ghost king shook the flashlight in his hand, and only dropped one sentence: "It can't be done." ”
The Venerable Master Hongyu also had a bitter face and asked me, "Have you ever seen a wolf eating grass?"
After saying that, these two masters turned around and left, I think they are probably afraid of being eaten by the jade calf, they are still full of wisdom in this life, and they will not want to be a carefree idiot in the next life.
I followed them with the jade in my hand, and it was very obvious that they were deliberately avoiding me, for fear that I would get too close to them, which made me feel very funny.
"If you still have the heart to laugh, you shouldn't take it out, it's been locked up there for so long, it can be seen that the Bodhisattva can't do anything about it." The dead ghost Li Yuchi didn't know when he came to my side and complained about me.
"You're not afraid of being eaten by it, you're a ghost." I glanced up at him, wondering how powerful this jade would be.
"Even if I'm not afraid, but I don't want to stay with a man-eating demon king, can you pluck the jade cicada from under its neck, I really feel very uncomfortable." The standard baritone of the dead ghost Li Yuchi was full of helplessness and frustration.
"Do you really want to take it off, but where to put it, when I find a good place, can I take it off, this one really looks good under its neck." I said and giggled.
"Just take it off, whatever you want, don't put it on it." Li Yuchi was really angry, he left me alone and floated forward alone.
"Hey, wait for me, it's so dark here." I shouted.
"Don't you have a flashlight?" Li Yu didn't come back for a long time, but only asked me back.
"I lost it just now." I pursed my mouth, now I only have this jade in my hand, and there is no flashlight anywhere.
"Then use your phone." Li Yuchi still refused to come back and walked with me.
Okay, he died, I used my other hand to look for the phone in my pocket, but at this time, I found out that the phone was in the pocket of my coat, and my coat had already been lost to Lu Liansheng and Wang Ji Wang Zhenren, and the two of them left their coat in the tomb.
I patted my head, I was so angry in my heart, how could I forget about the mobile phone at that time, this time it's over, it's an apple of 5,000 oceans, and now I can't afford to buy such an expensive mobile phone anymore.
Li Yuchi saw that I refused to make a sound, and I didn't use my mobile phone to illuminate, so he couldn't help but ask me what's wrong, and when he heard me say that my coat and mobile phone were in the collapsed ancient tomb, he couldn't help but shout: "How did you do it, how can you throw your mobile phone to the two of them." ”
"How would I have known that the two of them were going to throw my coat away." I was so angry that tears were about to fall.
"Okay, forget it, it's impossible to go back and get it, you better go faster, it's cold here." Li Yuchi's tone softened and said to me distressedly.
He said how good, let me go faster, such a dark road, where can I walk fast, and this midnight winter is really cold enough, I began to shiver, and I scolded the two guys who threw away my clothes in my heart I don't know how many times.
Li Yuchi let me see that I was really unhappy, he said that he went to the front to see, let me walk here slowly, and disappeared after speaking, I was so angry in my heart, did he escape, and left me a girl in the snow at midnight, how could he bear it.
I was complaining when a light flickered from afar, and I wondered who it was here, whether it was friend or foe.
I was thinking that the car was driving as fast as it was going, and in a blink of an eye it had reached my side, and I instinctively took a step back with the jade calf in my hand, but I saw the window rolled down, and the black-clothed yin man poked his head out of the car, and asked me with a smile how it was like to walk here.
Take a walk, is my sister here for a walk, he refused to follow us here just now, but now it's good, he floated over in the car, is he trying to be cool.
"Why didn't you come in in a car just now, if you came by car, then we wouldn't have to walk so far." I said to him angrily.
"Just now! At this time, at that time, the situation here just now, if I came in, I couldn't even get out, but now that the spell has been lifted, of course I can come. The black-clothed looked at me with a smile, which made my heart even more angry.
"Let's get in the car quickly, wait a little longer, and we can eat popsicles." Li Yuchi also poked his head out of the car, but he didn't roll down the window, and his head poked out directly from the window glass.
I was about to get into the car when I hit the car door with the jade calf in my hand, but the black-clothed Yin Si shouted: "Hey, hey, don't come up to that guy, I have a small temple here, and I can't afford to live in this big immortal." ”
I glanced at the jade in my hand, glared at the black-clothed yin and shouted: "Do you still have a brain that can make it eat, aren't you also a ghost, what are you afraid of, it's so small, so cute, you can't bear to leave it here!" ”
The black-clothed Yin Si also shouted: "What do you know, this guy is ruthless, he doesn't let you take it, because he is afraid that you will be injured by it, and no one will be able to save you at that time." ”
"Are you thinking about me, or for everyone, if I don't take it, it won't know where it will go, and if it goes around, no one will know what it's going to do." I'm serious, how can such a dangerous creature leave it behind, in case it goes around eating people's brains, who knows that's what it does.
Seeing that I was reasonable, the black-clothed Yin Si stopped talking, and Li Yuchi suddenly flashed to the front row to sit down, leaving the chair behind me and Yuqi.
As soon as I got in the car, Li Yuchi brought up the issue again, and strongly demanded that I take the jade cicada off from under the neck of the jade cicada, he really didn't want to stay with this guy.
This time I was not the only one who laughed badly, even the black-clothed yin Si laughed as if he was smiling like something, and said that although this jade calf was heavy, it was still full of spirituality, and with it, he could also be influenced by that spirituality, maybe this time he Li Yuchi would become a fairy.
"Cheng Xian'er? It's still a monster, and with it, it's good that I don't get smoked to death. Li Yuchi's face was like a bitter gourd, and he was long.
"What, aren't you already dead, and will die again?" I laughed teasingly, feeling that Li Yuchi was quite cute.
I tried to remove the jade cicada from the stone string in the car, but when I saw the poor eyes of the jade cicada, I couldn't help but hesitate, does it like this jade cicada too?
Listen to me say that the jade cicada also likes that jade cicada, Li Yu stopped doing it, he said that it was his territory, there had to be a first-come, first-served one, how could this little thing come.
"What are you fighting for, what's so good about this jade cicada, but it's just picked up from the mouth of a dead man, I don't think it's disgusting, if you didn't live in it, I would have thrown it away." I counted Li Yuchi angrily, Li Yuchi was helpless.
"You don't know the origin of this jade cicada?" The black-clad gave me a strange look.
"Why, what is the origin of this jade cicada, it's just an antique, and then there is the possibility that it will be a little older and the price will be higher." I also looked at the black-clothed Yin Si strangely, and I didn't know what else this jade cicada came from.
"Mouth!" The black-clothed Yin Si and Li Yuchi both shouted.
"How did you think this was used by the mouth of a dead man in his burial?" The black-clothed yin asked me in surprise.
"She's disgusting with me." Li Yuchi said with a wry smile.
"What, isn't it used in the mouth of a dead man, and what else can it do?" I looked at them curiously, and it seemed that I was really wrong this time.
"You've been in the antique shop for so long, you don't know the difference between this mouth and the ornament, you've been there for so long." The black-clothed yin shook his head and sighed.
"What, there are still jade cicadas used as ornaments?" I stared curiously at the black-clad.
"Of course, my eldest lady, people have only used jade cicadas to mouth since the Han Dynasty, and the workmanship of the jade cicada used to mouth is also relatively rough, and this jade cicada is finely carved, and there is a pair of holes for hanging on it, this look is a decoration, why don't you even figure this out." The black-clothed yin said disappointedly, as if I had made some big mistake.
"What, I see, I've always hated it, it seems like I'm wrong." I didn't speak loudly this time, and I felt so ashamed that I didn't even know such common sense.
"This jade cicada of yours is not an ordinary color, it was when the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan traveled, picking the aura in the mountains, dissolving the essence of heaven and earth, condensing it, getting it, there is the possibility of feathering into immortals, of course this jade will like it." The black-clothed yin said and laughed again.
Li Yuchi shouted angrily: "You said it really well, although I know that this jade cicada has some origins, but I don't know that it can make people become immortals, if it really can, then how can I still be just a ghost." ”
I also think that the black-clothed Yin Si is too mysterious, and he doesn't brag like this, he said that this jade cicada is not used to give mouths to the dead, I believe this, but it can be feathered into an immortal, then it is a bit out of the way.
But this jade seems to have understood the words of the black-clothed yin, and this time it refused to let me take off the jade cicada, as soon as I stretched out my hand, it gently dodged, and even ducked back and whispered to me.
"What's the matter, I'll just say it's dangerous, and now I'm yelling at you, let's get rid of it quickly, otherwise, you're the underworld of the underworld, it's better for you to take it to the underworld, anyway, if it doesn't enter reincarnation, it won't hurt anyone." Li Yuchi looked at the black-clothed Yin Si with a smile on his face.