I think of Zhang Lin in the Guandi Temple, as well as the wild ghosts wandering nearby, I feel that these two ghosts are different, if they all turn a blind eye to them, will the top blame, is there no supervision mechanism in the underworld?

Faced with my question, Xu Laosan looked up to the sky and laughed.

"There is selfishness in the line, private, which can be understood as an unspoken rule, Tang monk Xitian learned scriptures, went through hardships to reach Xitian, but because he did not honor the two venerables, he finally got back the wordless scriptures."

"Later, the four masters and apprentices found out the truth and ran back to the Buddha to complain, but the Buddha did not come forward, saying what the two Venerables were, but exonerated them.

"Where the West Heaven is pure, there is privacy, not to mention the ghostly underworld!"

It turned out that neither the judge of Hades nor the impermanence of black and white would give his subordinates a mission to death.

The work is not perfect, and the so-called completion of the work is as long as it does not exceed the controllable safety range delineated by the leader.

For example, these two ghosts are different, and the wild ghosts who are in charge of Pengcheng City have errors that fluctuate up and down, such as Zihuan County, and the wandering wild ghosts are not allowed to exceed one thousandth.

In this way, as long as the wandering wild ghosts are within a thousandth range, their work is done.

This one-thousandth error will make the doorway inside big.

For example, now in Zihuan County, there are two hundred ghosts wandering, and there are one hundred ghosts that exceed the target, and the ghosts can be handed over as long as they catch a hundred ghosts, as for which hundred ghosts to catch, this is not simple, of course, to catch poor ghosts who have no money.

As for those like Zhang Lin, who have Xu Laosan as a backer, and old man Ma, who can pay homage to some of the dark coins, the ghosts will pretend not to see it.

As for some powerful ghosts, even if the ghosts can beat them, they may not necessarily work hard.

Because the ghost also wants to be lazy, dirty work is tiring, and it can be delayed for a while.

If the boss blames it, the ghost will naturally have an explanation.

It really doesn't make sense, it's okay to be a ghost, and you can honor your boss with a little dark money.

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I couldn't help but scold: "Nyima in the underworld is also greedy and corrupt. ”

"If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the ghost is cheap, it will be invincible, so let's open it!" Xu Laosan persuaded me.

Seeing that I was still angry, Xu Laosan said: "If you kid is really angry, if you have the ability, you go to the underworld to be the king of Hades, try to change the atmosphere of the underworld, and then don't talk about ghosts, the judges will rebel against you!" ”

I pouted and said that I couldn't even manage the affairs of a village in the yang world, let alone the boss's underworld.

"That's the end of it! So don't mention this matter in the future. ”

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he saw that those dark money and paper ingots were burned, and he climbed back to the Guandi Temple with me, and after pulling the ladder back, he cleaned up the backyard, and then the two of them walked back to the East Cross Courtyard.

Xu Laosan patted Dawu on the shoulder and woke Dawu up.

"It's not early, your meat stall, it's time to load the goods, and also, during this time, come to Guandi Temple less, and accompany Jiani more, a little girl, it's not suitable to always stay alone in the empty room."

Dawu nodded to Xu Laosan, and said Okay, Daoist, I listen to you, you can greet you at any time if you have something.

Xu Laosan smiled and personally sent Dawu away.

When Xu Laosan came back, I told him that Zhang Lin's fragrant gray tongue had grown into his mouth, and there was still a faint breath.

Xu Laosan was very happy, and said that everything is on the right track, go, you take me in to have a look, I opened Zhang Lin's room, and saw Zhang Lin's small mouth open, as if he was not breathing well, and I was startled.

Xu Laosan said what he was afraid of, there are three grandfathers here!

Xu Laosan used a small incense burner, lit three incense sticks in it, and walked around Zhang Lin's head, I saw that the cigarettes burned and turned black, Xu Laosan said, this is because Zhang Lin's corpse gas was slowly smoked out.

To return the soul to the corpse, we must try to get rid of the corpse qi in the corpse.

After the three incense sticks were burned, the corpse qi was almost pulled out, and Xu Laosan said again, next, the ghost qi will be solved, and if the ghost qi is not solved, the ghost and the corpse will still not be able to fuse.

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he didn't move.

I'll just say how to solve the ghost, you can solve it for her!

Xu Laosan scratched his head and said reluctantly: "This, it's more appropriate for you to come, stinky boy, most of the ghost gas is in Zhang Lin's throat, you can suck it out." ”

Xu Laosan was reluctant because he was afraid of me and took the opportunity to take advantage of Zhang Lin.

I pretended not to understand, and deliberately asked him: "Third grandfather, you haven't told me yet, how to inhale ghost qi." ”

Xu Laosan kicked me and said how else to suck, of course it's mouth-to-mouth, stinky boy, hurry up!

"Third grandfather, this is what you asked me to do, don't you follow me in the future, settle accounts with the queen of autumn!"

After I finished speaking, Xu Laosan raised his leg angrily and wanted to kick me again, so I said you kick it again, if you dare to kick, I will turn my head and leave, anyway, now she is not my girlfriend, but your daughter, and the relationship is closer to you.

I'm going to leave after I finish speaking, and this time Xu Laosan came over to discuss with me.

To be honest, other men with heavy yang energy can also breathe out Zhang Lin's ghost energy, but looking at the world, except for Master Huang, Xu Laosan is reluctant to let anyone touch Zhang Lin.

Xu Laosan begged me with kind words, I feel that the play can't be acted.

Otherwise, Xu Laosan was angry, and found someone else to replace me, sucking Zhang Lin's ghostly energy, and my play would be ruined.

Thinking of this, I got off the donkey.

"How can she also be my little aunt, if I don't save her, who will save her."

After speaking, I unceremoniously picked up Zhang Lin's little face, leaned my mouth over, and helped her suck the ghost qi.

Don't say it, Xu Laosan used incense ash and honey to pinch out his tongue, which is indeed very sweet.

"The ghost qi condensed in her throat and eyes, probably like a, a small ball the size of an egg, a cold feeling, and when you feel that there is such a thing in your mouth, you tell the third grandfather in time, pay attention, don't swallow it."

Xu Laosan pointed at me and said.

I let go of Zhang Lin, stood up straight, and said Third Grandpa, you reminded late, I didn't pay attention to it just now, and the ghost qi was really slippery, and after it reached my mouth, it suddenly slipped into my throat, and now it has entered my stomach.

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan pinched my mouth open and looked inside.

"Stinky boy, why did you really swallow it, it's over, it's over!" Xu Laosan said, and drove me out of the room.

After kicking me out, Xu Laosan locked the door first, then moved a chair and sat down with the door blocked.

I never understood what was going on, so I asked Xu Laosan: "Third grandfather, you kept talking just now, it's over, it's over, what is it?" Is there something wrong with my little aunt? ”

Xu Laosan lit a cigarette and looked at me with a smile.

"Boy, your little aunt must be fine, it's you who has something, is it cold or hot in your stomach?"

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I felt that the small ball I had swallowed just now in my stomach was cold.

And the cold, swimming around my navel, and the feeling that it was freezing.

I hurriedly stretched out my hand, gritted my teeth, and slapped it vigorously on the belly.

This palm went down, causing a thunder fire in the stomach.

The thunder and fire gathered, and soon began to devour the cold, and slowly, the stomach began to heat up.

What I didn't expect was that when the cold mass in my stomach was all burned by the thunder fire, the thunder fire still did not go out, but burned more and more, and I felt hotter and hotter.

"Stinky boy, isn't it, there's a feeling of burning yourself?" Xu Laosan asked me smoking a cigarette.

I nodded and said yes, third grandfather, I'm so hot.

After I finished speaking, I felt very hot, and ran to the side of the large vat that held the water not far from the pot.

I kicked off my shoes and jumped in, but the tank of cold water didn't make me feel any better, and then the water was steaming hot.

I felt that if I stayed in the tank any longer, the water in the tank would have to be boiled.

"Third grandfather, what the hell is going on!"

"Mai Xiaoying is only half a ghost, but as a result, a little bit of her yin damage qi can hook your thunder fire, Zhang Lin was a ghost corpse just now, her ghost energy, don't be Mai Xiaoying's yin damage qi, it is much more powerful, so, you know ......"

As soon as Xu Laosan said this, I understood, it turned out to be Zhang Lin's ghost qi, which caused a strong backlash from Tiangang's thunder fire after I swallowed it in my stomach, which made me burn myself.

If you want to put out a fire, there's only one way!

Thinking of this, I immediately jumped out of the vat and ran to Zhang Lin's door: "The bell must be tied to the bell, third grandfather, you get out of the way, I can't care so much, I want to take the little aunt out of the vat and let her put out the fire for me!" ”

My eyes were on fire and I yelled at Xu Laosan.