Uncle Ming said while preparing for the family style, this "man-eating mussel" is a creature under the sea for thousands of years, what is the concept of thousands of years? Even if Emperor Qin and Han Wu did not die, and lived until now, there is no such old clam as old, and before slaughtering, it is natural to worship the fisherman, which is the rule passed down from generation to generation by the sea wolf fishermen, and no one can do it, and it is said that it will damage Yangshou. /.Ｑｂ⑤、cOМ

The fat man lost no time in dismissing Uncle Ming's enthusiasm, he said that the boat boss Ruan Hei saw someone in the mussel shell, but not necessarily a mermaid, there are more elephant people in the sea, and there are old dramas about mussel essence in places near the lake and sea in China, most of them are old mussels into women, and then seduce men, and then there is an old fisherman who splashes water and plays with mussels, subduing and capturing them, which is very happy, so there is no mermaid in this cannibal mussel, but the mussel spirit is hiding in it, whoever pries her open, she will jump out and kiss whom, Uncle Ming, you can wipe your old face clean, just wait for a kiss.

Uncle Ming knelt in front of the copper duck incense burner and prayed, he didn't care that the incense strands were drenched by the rain, he still had pious thoughts, and when he heard the fat man's nonsense, he turned his head and blamed: "You dead fat boy and blowing water, we have done a lot of work in robbing tombs and digging up corpses, is it possible to really believe in these gods and ghosts?" Didn't you always say that this is a superstition? After speaking, he ignored the fat man, raised the hook knife scimitar that was about to slaughter the man-eating mussel, and chanted a mantra to kowtow respectfully out of thin air at sea.

When the fat man saw that Uncle Ming didn't believe him, he asked me and Shirley Yang to prove it to him, and I said that I had never seen the kind of obscene opera where the old fisherman caught the mussel spirit and the young woman. Most of the actors are grass stage teams, the flowers and forks on the faces of the horns, and the lid of a pot covered with a pink cloth on one arm, like chicken wings, even if they play the clam essence, they catch and run away with the man who plays the old fisherman, eyebrows and eyebrows, scratching their heads and making gestures. The impact is very bad, and there are many years of children in the audience-

Shirley Yang had never heard of mussel spirits, so he asked me curiously, "How do you know so clearly if you haven't seen it?" Even the children in the audience know that how can Beng Jingshuang become a woman? ”

I said that if I haven't seen it, it doesn't mean that I don't understand, but I know too much about the countryside. Before I joined the army, I had a sacred ideal, that is, to go to the countryside and study the laws of class struggle in the countryside. In order to provide a sufficient strategic basis for the plan to be implemented in the future when the world revolution is launched, why should the world revolution follow the line of encircling the cities from the countryside? Because in our eyes, North America and Western Europe are the largest cities, and those dire areas in Asia, Africa and Latin America are rural areas.

But this matter is a bit far away, or why does the mussel spirit become a woman, there used to be a legend of a snail girl by the Dongdan Lake, saying that there is a stupid boy who is poor and white, and the poor is left with a stupid strength, relying on fishing to support his blind old lady's fetus, because he is too poor often can't open the pot.

Later, this stupid boy caught a big field snail in Dongting Lake and kept it in the water tank at home, and as a result, the big field snail became a fine and became a beautiful girl. He also gave the stupid boy food and money, and helped him clean up, do housework, and take care of his mother. The snail essence and the mussel essence are probably all the way, and the mussel essence has taken a fancy to this foolish little fisherman. I think he is simple, kind, hard-working and brave or something, anyway, his whole body is the traditional virtues of the working people, and finally he married him with his body, this good thing even a fool knows that he is willing, so the two of them are really staring at the mung bean, and since then they have been together to live together, and I don't know if the children born in this kind of family are freaks.

Shirley Yang smiled: "This seems to be a very beautiful folklore, but I'm really strange, how can I not feel beautiful when I hear you say it, but it feels a little ridiculous, do you particularly like to ridicule beautiful things?" ”

I said, "Then you have wronged me again, is the legend of the snail girl beautiful?" Beauty is only the appearance, but what about the essence of things? Is the essence behind the legend of beauty worth pondering? There are too many beautiful legends like the snail girl, and the common people like to listen to them before liberation, why do they like to listen to them?

Because the toiling masses do not shed blood and sweat in black and white, in the end the wealth created is someone else's, they are not diligent and diligent, hungry and cold busy, but in the end they always have to live a frugal and thrifty life, there is a headache, brain fever, major illness and small disaster, and do not dare to delay the work, a little slack will be hungry the next day, people who are miserable who do not look forward to a good daughter-in-law falling from the sky, beautiful and virtuous, it is best to be like a mussel essence can not only make rice, money, and national food stamps, and you will change what you want to eat. And the nourishment is that this beautiful daughter-in-law is cold and has no mother's home, and she is determined to live a poor life with hard-working people, and she can't drive away with a broom.

So they are willing to believe that these beautiful legends are true, in fact, they are all lies, naked lies, those ancient kings and nobles just want to give the working people a look extremely bright future through these lies, do a good job, don't shout tired of blood, endure the poor days slowly, slowly endure the hard days, but your honesty, you can't steal, you can't rob, you can't rebel, and don't casually doubt the lifestyle and family background that God arranged for you, you live like this, In the future, there must be a beautiful daughter-in-law conjured out of a clam shell, waiting for you in front, and you ask her how she looks? Is the Emperor's woman good enough? But the pink beauties of the three palaces and six courtyards are tied together, and they can't compare to one of the thighs of the snail girl, the snail girl is not only a small Peugeot, but also a family wealth, and the baby in the dragon palace also wants to come out of it, and if you are tired of the rich and love the poor, you are willing to fly with you, a silly boy, Ao Coolie, and lie to the fool?

The fat man listened to my high arguments, and couldn't help but cheer: "It's so good Commander Hu, hit the nail on the head, in addition to the princess is the prince, most of the foreign fairy tales talk about the principle of being the right person, but the story of this snail girl is too toxic, Chairman Mao said that the dung was ten thousand households back then, and I said that the toad can still eat swan meat, let's just dig out the old zongzi that deceives the toiling masses with lies, let them know that if they take my Hu Hansan, sooner or later they will have to spit it out for me!" ”

Shirley Yang was already so angry with me that he lost his temper, and when he heard the fat man have the heart to tell me to do the job of touching the gold captain, I had to remind me that I had picked all the gold talismans, how could I be the gold captain again? In the future, you will have to do business in the United States.

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