"Wife, I'm back, open the door. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhou Xianping stood at the door of room 203, knocked on the door, and then shouted inside. Chen Si was standing beside him, looking at Zhou Xianping's expression at this time, with some joy in anticipation, it seemed that the moment his wife opened the door for him, it would bring him great satisfaction.

But Zhou Xianping's wife did not come to open the door. He stood at the door for a while, knocked on the door several times, and saw that the door still did not move, and some helplessly began to find the key from his trouser pocket.

"Husband, why did you come back so early today~~?"

Just as Zhou Xianping was rummaging for the key, the door of room 203 was halfway opened, and his wife Xu Nianwei poked her head out. At this time, Xu Nianwei was wearing sexy pajamas, a small coat, yawning slightly, and her body was full of the charm of a mature woman.

Chen Si looked at the mature and beautiful Xu Nianwei in front of him, and slandered Zhou Xianping in his heart, there is such a beautiful wife at home, and she is still stealing outside, how energetic she is.

"Well, I got off work early today, and I want to come back early to accompany your mother and son." Zhou Xianping saw Xu Nianwei wearing pajamas and yawning lightly, so he asked with some concern, "Were you sleeping just now?" Is Xiao Miao too noisy and tired? ”

"Well~~ a little, I finally put Xiao Miao to sleep, and I squinted a little for a while......" Xu Nianwei stretched out in front of her husband and said a little lazily.

"Look at how I teach this kid when I go in, I dare to make my gentle and lovely little Weiwei tired." Zhou Xianping said jokingly, stretched out his hand to hug Xu Nianwei, and was about to go into the house to see his son. At this time, Zhou Xianping's family seemed to be really happy, warm and harmonious.

But Chen Si noticed when Zhou Xianping wanted to enter the house that the muscles on Xu Caiwei's face stiffened slightly, and she seemed to be a little nervous. Then Xu Caiwei relaxed her expression, turned her body sideways, took out the garbage bag that had been blocked by the door, and said coquettishly: "Husband, don't rush into the house, go downstairs first and help me throw this garbage bag away~~"

, Chen Si looked at the scene in front of him and thought of the paragraph he watched a few days ago, it was exactly the same.

In that funny joke, it is said that when a woman was having fun with her lover at home, her husband came home early and knocked on the door. The woman hurriedly found a garbage bag at home and ran over to open the door for her husband. Then when her husband helped go downstairs to take out the garbage, she asked her lover to leave the house secretly......

It's exactly the same, and sure enough, art comes from life. Who said this, there's nothing wrong with it, double click and like......

Zhou Xianping saw his wife's delicate appearance, scratched her nose lovingly, and said with a smile: "You have a lot to do." Then he took the garbage bag from his wife's hand, handed the briefcase to his wife, and turned to walk downstairs.

Zhou Xianping, I guess you are going to bring a green hat, and you really have to report it back.

Chen Si originally wanted to stay on the 2nd floor to see if Room 203 would really be the same as what was said in the funny joke after Zhou Xianping left, and in a panic, a lover wearing only shorts ran out, turned around and kissed Xu Caiwei, and then ran away.

But as soon as Zhou Xianping turned around, the scene behind him lost its color and began to crumble, and then it became pitch black, and he couldn't see anything. Chen Si didn't dare to try whether this pitch-black patch would have any effect on him, so he no longer missed the second floor, and hurriedly followed Zhou Xianping's footsteps to the first floor.

Soon, Zhou Xianping returned to the first floor, he casually put the garbage bag on the garbage can, clapped his hands, and dusted off some dirty things on his hands. Then he turned around and was about to go home, when an aunt from the neighborhood committee with a red armband pinned to her arm came over and called Zhou Xianping.

"Xianping, you talk to your twin brother who has a birthmark on his forehead, and tell him not to smoke in the hallway when you visit your house in the future!" The aunt of the neighborhood committee looked a little indignant, and said to Zhou Xianping righteously: "I saw him smoking in the corridor on the second floor of your house again today, I said two words to him, and he scolded me." Tell me, your brother is not even half as good as ......."

"My brother came to my house today?" Zhou Xianping looked a little surprised, why hadn't he heard Cai Wei talk about it just now.

"You don't know? He's been here at two o'clock this afternoon. Oh yes, you just came back from work, I guess you haven't gone upstairs yet, you go upstairs to see him, you have to help me talk to him! It's a new society now, how can there be people with such low quality......"

"Knowing Aunt Liu, I'll go up and talk to him right away." Zhou Xianping really couldn't stand Aunt Liu's chatter, so he quickly responded, interrupted her, and turned to walk upstairs.

After listening to the conversation between Aunt Liu and Zhou Xianping, Chen Si knew that Zhou Xianping also had a twin brother. The man I saw downstairs in the dormitory wouldn't be Zhou Xianping's brother, right? Chen Si muttered to himself in his heart, and after thinking for a while, he felt that something was wrong, the strange man he saw downstairs had no birthmark on his face, it should be Zhou Xianping.

While Chen Si was thinking, Zhou Xianping had already walked to the door of the house, and he knocked lightly on the door.

"Caiwei, I'm back, open the door."

"Oh, here we are." Xu Caiwei's voice came from inside the house, and then the sound of the doorknob turning, and she appeared in front of Zhou Xianping wearing a set of home clothes printed with rose petals.

Zhou Xianping stepped forward and hugged his wife and asked, "I heard Aunt Liu downstairs say that my brother came here today?" ”

When Xu Caiwei heard this, she replied naturally; "Well, my brother came in the afternoon, and I'm still watching TV in the living room." 、

"Still now?" Zhou Xianping's face looked a little unnatural, and now he is still at home, doesn't that mean that his wife's appearance in pajamas before was clearly seen by his unpromising brother!

"Don't dress so sexy next time someone else is home." Zhou Xianping said to Xu Caiwei in a low voice.

Xu Caiwei glanced at Zhou Xianping's face, slapped him coquettishly and said, "I know, you are a stingy ghost, you even eat your brother's vinegar." After speaking, he naughtily stuck out his tongue at Zhou Xianping.

"My wife is the only one I can see." Zhou Xianping enjoyed his wife's coquettishness very much, and touched Xu Caiwei's hair dotingly.

"Stingy, go and sit in the living room, you two chat, I'll cook you a few side dishes." Xu Caiwei gently pushed Zhou Xianping, pushed him to the living room, and then walked towards the kitchen by herself. After walking a few steps, he turned around and said a word to Zhou Xianping, without making a sound.

Looking at her mouth shape, she should be saying, "Wait for me, husband~"

Zhou Xianping turned his head in the direction of the living room after Xu Caiwei walked to the kitchen. There, a man in a red leather coat was sitting on a couch, leisurely watching the entertainment on television.

"Brother, why are you here today?" Zhou Xianping was sullen for a while, and said such a sentence.

"Miss my little nephew, come and see." The man sitting on the sofa heard Zhou Xianping speak and turned his head. That face, except for the hairstyle and the disgusting black birthmark like a burn on his forehead, is exactly the same as Zhou Xianping......