Chapter 1094 Pain Bian Taibao
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Yundou put it back into the Ruyi bag: "Okay! "They came to the thatched hut outside the three-star slanting moon cave of Bodhi Ancestor again,
Bodhi Ancestor and Jiaowa are already there, awakened: "Master! Two little sisters came to visit your old man's home. Bodhi Ancestor: "Sit down!" β
Yun Dou took out the table and chairs, and Yun Zhi'er set them up: "Uncle Shi!" It's more comfortable to sit here and go! β
Bodhi Ancestor: "Just fill your stomach, it's the same when you sit there." "Yundou kept taking things out,
Jiaowa: "Little junior sister, how many things have you brought?" β
Yundou: "There are all kinds of food and use." Bodhi Ancestor looked at the two of them with a smile: "Yuanqing, go get two dishes, and leave your little sister to eat." β
Jiaowa: "Two little junior sisters, your face has become bigger, and the master has never left anyone to eat." β
Awakening: "Senior brother, you said that the master was very stingy. Bodhi Ancestor: "You can also stay and eat." β
Awakening: "Thank you, Master, for touching the light of the two little sisters." Yundou took out a few pickled vegetables from the Ruyi bag: "Serve a few dishes." β
Bodhi Ancestor: "Awaken! The dishes are all on the table, and the wine is open! Awakening hurriedly opened a case of wine:
"The little sister must have brought good wine, and there are also wine jugs, Master! Do you want to burn it? β
Bodhi Ancestor: "Let's drink first!" "Wait for Jiaowa to fry the vegetables and bring them up,
Bodhi Ancestor and Awakening have already drunk a bottle, Jiaowa: "Stir-fry two vegetarian dishes!" Master! You won't wait for me for a while. β
Bodhi Ancestor: "If you have something to drink, open your own wine." "The Yundou sisters ate a bowl of rice and were full, and they couldn't finish drinking.
Yundou: "Uncle Shi! Brother! You drink, my sister and I will go to Master's place to have a look. β
Bodhi Ancestor: "Go!" Bring two bottles of good wine for your master. "Yundou patted the Ruyi bag:
"Uncle Shi! I'm ready. "The master and the apprentice drank from noon to evening,
Entering the Great Lei Yin Temple, Venerable Niga greeted him: "Little junior sister is here!" How did you provoke Master? I didn't eat at noon. β
Yundou whispered, "I ate at Uncle Bodhi's place at noon, and Master was angry. Venerable Niga: "No wonder! β
If the Buddha closed his eyes and recuperated, Yundou carried a tray, Yunzhier held a tray, and carefully entered.
Yundou: "Master! Time to eat! Buddha Buddha: "Don't eat!" β
Yundou: "Master! Uncle Shi has helped so much, Doudou should accompany him to have a meal! β
Yun Zhi'er: "Master! Uncle, they're still drinking, so we're here, Master! Don't be angry! β
Yun Zhi'er hugged the arm of the Buddha and shook it vigorously, and the Buddha glanced at the tray:
"The wine hasn't been poured well, what should Master drink?" Yundou hurriedly poured wine,
Brought to the Buddha: "Master! You taste it, this is a wine from the Northeast, and Uncle Shi said that it is fragrant. β
The Buddha took a sip: "Good wine!" Yun Dou: "Yun Zhi'er, go and watch the door, don't let anyone in." β
Of course, if there is wine and meat, I am afraid that others will see it,
Buddha Rulai: "Master didn't hurt you two in vain. Yun Zhi'er: "Senior brother! Master is asleep, you can't come in. β
Venerable Niga: "Tell Master, the Heavenly Court Sheep's Horn Immortal is here!" Yun Zhi'er: "Just him?" β
Venerable Niga: "And the donkey's head Taibao. β
Yun Zhi'er turned around: "Sister! Donkey head Taibao is here! Yundou: "He still dares to come to the Great Leiyin Temple?" Flat him go! β
If the Buddha ate and drank without stopping the two sisters, Yundou went out and closed the door:
"Master is resting, no one is allowed to enter, Yun Zhi'er is guarding the door."
As soon as the donkey head Taibao saw the Yundou sisters, he panicked, turned around and fled, Yundou: "Stop!" β
The donkey-headed Taibao turned around: "The little princess is also there!" Yundou: "Senior sisters! Doudou was bullied by this guy in Lingxiao Palace, you look at it. β
Dragonfly Demon: "You are not small, dare to bully your little sister!" Sisters! Flatten him! "A group of dragonfly demons surrounded the donkey's head and the Taibao beat it,
Sheep's Horn Immortal: "Venerable Niga, why don't you stop it?" β
Venerable Niga: "If I go to stop me, the little junior sister will beat me together, and I will not be in trouble!" β
Yun Dou and Yun Zhi'er went in for a while, and they must have made the master happy, and the donkey's head Taibao was acquiesced by the master, of course Venerable Niga knew it,
Sheephorn Immortal: "I want to see the Buddha!" Yun Zhi'er: "You also want to be beaten, don't you?" "The Sheep's Horn Immortal is embarrassed,
With the temper of the two sisters, they really dared to beat him, and the donkey's head Taibao was beaten painfully, and his face was like a chicken scratching,
The clothes were also torn and the locks were very embarrassed, and Yun Dou took out the gift: "Senior sisters, have worked hard, let's rest for a while!" "The dragonfly demon took out the gift and left,
Yundou and Yunzhi'er opened the door and went in, and the sheep's horn immortal: "The sheep's horn came to meet the Buddha!" β
Yundou: "It's useless to shout loudly, Master is sleeping soundly, waiting at the door!" "The door is closed,
Buddha Buddha: "Eat and drink enough, sleep!" β
After sleeping for a day and a night, the Sheep Horn Immortal and the Donkey Taibao were hungry, and the Venerable Niga did not know where to hide.
Donkey Head Taibao: "Da Lei Yin Temple doesn't even care about food?" Find a place to eat! β
Sheep's Horn Immortal: "Wait! In case the Buddha wakes up! β
Yundou opened the door: "My master has woken up, come in!" "The Sheep's Horn Immortal and the Donkey's Head Taibao went in to worship: "Meet the Buddha!" β
Buddha Nyolai: "When did you two come?" Dressed like a flower child for the Buddha to meet him? β
Donkey head Taibao didn't dare to say that it was Yundou who made people beat,
Yundou: "Da Lei Yin Temple is full of beauties, he teased his senior sister with his eyes, and he was beaten!" β
Buddha Rulai: "Those who have attained the Tao should not squint when they see a woman with a beautiful face." β
Donkey Taibao dares to plead, and if he dares to talk nonsense, he may be beaten again.
Buddha Nyolai: "Is there anything wrong with the two of you coming?" "They came to report to the Buddha that He Qingxiu had killed innocents in Tibet.
He Qingxiu's two daughters are here, do they dare to say it? Buddha Nyolai: "But it doesn't hurt to say! β
Sheep's Horn Immortal: "Buddha! Someone is killing innocents indiscriminately in Tibet! β
Yundou: "Who killed innocents indiscriminately?" Say it clearly, otherwise you can't leave the Great Leiyin Temple. β
Buddha Rulai: "Doudou! Let the house do the talking! Yundou: "Say it!" Who killed innocents indiscriminately? β
Sheephorn Daxian: "Someone told the Jade Emperor that He Qingxiu killed innocents indiscriminately. Yun Dou suddenly pulled out the earth-shattering axe: "I chopped you!" β
Buddha Rulai: "Doudou! What's the hurry! The Jade Emperor asked you to come? Sheep's Horn Immortal: "Yes! β
Buddha Nyolai: "Tibet is a place under the jurisdiction of the Western Heavens, the deity will find out, you two please go back!" β
The Buddha sent the two of them lightly, and they had already issued an order to expel the guests, and the sheep horn immortal and the donkey head Taibao could only resign.
Sheep's Horn Immortal: "Find a place to eat." β
Donkey Taibao looked back, Yundou glared at him, did not chase him to make trouble, and hurriedly fled from the Great Lei Yin Temple,
Buddha Rulai: "Doudou! No matter how you say it, he is the god of heaven, and he can't be killed if he fights! β
Yundou: "Master! Doudou does things in a measured way. β
Buddha Rulai: "Master is clear about Tibet, why is the Jade Emperor so confused!" β
Yundou: "Master, they must be playing right and wrong again when they go back, Doudou will go to Heaven to take a look?" β
The Buddha pinched his fingers and counted: "I'm afraid that if they don't return to heaven, they will also make a moth, Qing Xiu!" β
He Qingxiu responded: "Qingxiu greets the Buddha!" Buddha Rulai: "Someone sued you in heaven, do things your own way, don't care about gossip." β
He Qingxiu: "Qingxiu remembers the teachings of the Buddha. "Rulai Buddha: "Look at Yunzhi'er, this girl is in a hurry." β
Yun Zhi'er originally wanted to chase out and slaughter the donkey's head Taibao, but Yun Dou asked him to stop with his eyes.
Yun Zhi'er coquettishly: "Master! Yun Zhi'er is a lady, not a quick temper! "Yundou is steady, and he can already go into the rivers and lakes alone.
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