As a student of Lingnan Junior High School, one of the things I have to do when I leave the dormitory door every morning is to carry a hot water bottle.

There is no toilet and water room in the whole building of the teaching building, the toilet is a water next to the teaching building, separated from men and women, and the old-fashioned rural open squatting pit toilet is dirty, messy and smelly (the picture is too beautiful, 10,000 words are omitted here). There is a long row of cement pools and more than a dozen faucets between the cement room and the teaching building. That's where we finish our hands.

So the hot water during the day is all fetched from ourselves with a hot water bottle. There was a 20-minute break in the middle of the second or third class in the morning, and the original setting was actually to do eye exercises, and then everyone took it to the water room behind the kitchen to turn on the water.

Turn on the water and do it when there are few people, for example, there are few people at about 6 o'clock in the morning when you just get up in the morning, or in physical education class, or you can run faster in front of the queue during the big recess, or at meal time (they are all cooking, and there is naturally less water), or it is half an hour after class.

If you ignore my advice above, try your luck. I'm sorry, I have to tell you in a serious way: "Classmate, you will definitely understand better what is the 'ten-mile long street to send the prime minister' like a spectacular, that scene, it is quite spectacular, sigh!"

The line is crooked, the dragon sees the head but does not see the tail, Jun is in the head of the dragon, I am in the tail of the dragon, can you help you get a bottle of water?

There are about 20 faucets for hot water, and if you are not careful, it is easy to get hot when you are in a hurry. Sometimes some students don't follow the order, you push me, burst the hot water bottle is a small matter, and it is terrible to burn it.

Of course, there's an upside to getting burned, and that's that you finally don't have to go to that damn math class. Stop! That's all for now, stop for now.

It's just that the equipment in the hot water room is old-fashioned, and the master who boils the water keeps stuffing coal into it, so that there is enough hot water supply, and there is always a big pile of cinders in the open space next to the Gushui room. The hot water bottle hose is directly exposed to the wall and then connected to the faucet. 1.5 cents for a small bottle, 2 cents for a large bottle, the price is quite conscientious.

In order to avoid the "water grab" war, we all go out of the dormitory door must bring water bottles to the classroom, waiting for the opportunity to move, as soon as we seize the good time, we will run to the water room to get a bottle of water back for themselves to drink for a day, pass by the water room at night and play again, wash at night.

The water bottles are placed neatly on the back wall of the classroom, and the names are written on the bottles.

Girls are very diligent in fetching water and are self-sufficient. However, some boys are very lazy, never fetch water, and can buy some mineral water in the summer to cope with it. But in winter, there will be an incident of "stealing hot water". In the morning, I made a cup of hot water and drank it myself, and in the evening there was half a bottle or none at all.

I have also been victimized, so I have a memory, so I bought a large thermos cup, put it in the dormitory after making water in the water room, and put the large thermos cup in my drawer, the amount of water is just enough for me to drink for a day. In fact, a glass of water is only a few cents, but it takes 20 to 30 minutes or more to go back and forth, which is really hard-won, and I can't blame me for being stingy.

Moreover, it is not very safe to put the hot water bottle on the back wall, and from time to time there will be a "killing disaster". As soon as class is over, more than a dozen boys in the back row will always form a group, you push me, I will push you, lively as a rabbit, so happy. There was a pitiful pile of hot water bottles left there, afraid that they would not survive this recess.

"Bang!"

No, I don't know which brother used too much force, and he played too hard. Randomly broke a thermos flask to add to the fun. The bottle was also quite intellectual, and it made the loudest noise of its life with all its might. Like thunder, a group of melon-eating people in the front row turned their heads to see the excitement, not a big deal.

"Zhao Dahai, you compensate me for the hot water bottle! This is the hot water I worked so hard to make in the morning, and I have only used this water bottle for three weeks, and you broke it like this! Wang Ting angrily rushed to the back row and didn't move away from the "crime scene", Zhao Dahai shouted.

Before the "victorious side" who had successfully pushed the enemy to the enemy just now had time to cheer, they were also frightened and overwhelmed by this meeting, and immediately coaxed into a ball, looked at each other, and pretended to be indifferent, thinking that they did not want to admit it.

When the squad leader Li Ling heard the sound, seeing this scene, he hurriedly went up to grab Wang Yu. While comforting Wang Yu, he smiled and said in order to alleviate the embarrassment: "Don't be angry, it's a big deal, just a hot water bottle." You boys don't hurry up and clean up this piece, the next class is the old class. You are all responsible for this matter, take the time to buy a hot water bottle in the afternoon, and return the hot water to Wang Yu by the way, is it feasible?"

As soon as they heard the old class, I was afraid that the whole person would suddenly wake up, and the five or six boys glanced at each other, and hurriedly agreed in unison: Alas, okay, we will go buy it in the afternoon! ”

"Then why don't you apologize to Wang Yu now?"

Zhao Xiaohai hurriedly received: "Classmate Wang Yu, I'm sorry, it's my fault in this matter." After speaking, he bowed deeply to her.

Wang Yu and the class leader couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw such a sincere apology, as well as the dazed and guilty expressions of classmate Dahai.

The rest of them should also say, "Yes, we are all at fault in this matter, we are not right."

However, the squad leader immediately smiled, pretending to be serious and said, "You are not allowed to make such trouble in the future, next time this situation occurs, I can report it directly to Teacher He."

The boys were very interested at this time, and quickly nodded in agreement, and promised: "Okay, okay, thank you squad leader Haihan."

I couldn't help but snicker when I sat in my seat and saw this scene, it seems that Lao He's name is really useful, that is, it is the majestic "Lord He". However, Li Ling has a good way of doing things, which is worth learning.

After this incident, there were a lot fewer incidents of hot water bottles being blown up in the classroom.

Just ask me about my famous life, since I was a child, I was afraid of the teacher, and it was a freedom to speak and do things in front of the teacher. To put it mildly, that's a bold one.

But helplessly, he was beaten by Lao He Liu's whip to be obedient. In fact, I can't blame me, people are living in the world, and who doesn't have a little desire to survive. After all, in the sixth class of junior high school, Lao He is the sky.

No matter how much you hate it, you can only keep it in your heart and rot in your stomach.

I looked down at my own hand, and the bruises near my thumb had not dissipated. As the old saying goes, it takes a hundred days to break your bones, but I won't take a hundred days, right?

Speaking of the word Lao He, I am inexplicably angry...... Because my mother's surname is also He, she has the final say in my family. When I did something wrong, my mom insisted that I write a letter of guarantee, and I wouldn't watch TV until I finished it.

It seems that this surname "He" can't be provoked. Like my grandfather, also surnamed "He", he was raised by my mother as a left-behind child when he was a child. Didn't I just go to kindergarten when I was in kindergarten, 1+1 is equal to how many this problem was calculated overnight, and I was directly punished by "Lao Laohe" and didn't count it right, and I didn't give it to eat sweet potatoes steamed at night.

Fortunately, my brother Ling Ming hurt me: "Xiao Yueyue, look, how many sweet potatoes does my brother have on his left hand?"

I thought he was gloating over me when he saw me being punished, so he muttered, "Stinky brother, don't you just have a sweet potato, huh."

"How many sweet potatoes are in my brother's right hand?" Ling Ming then asked me.

I thought to myself, stinky Lingming, you still show off endlessly, right? Impatiently said, "One, just one." It's not ten, hmph, I'm not rare. ”

"Then my brother put this sweet potato in his right hand on his left hand, Xiao Yueyue, can you see how many of them are on my brother's left hand?" Ling Ming's eyes widened, and he continued to ask me with his mouth as rosy as a cherry under his snow-white skin.

I took one look and blurted out: "Two, yes, one sweet potato and one sweet potato are two!" Hey! Grandpa, I see, 1+1=2. ”

Grandpa hurriedly responded happily: "Yes, yes, yes!" 1+1=2, my family is so smart. "Looking at the way this old man touched my head and smiled at me, while peeling sweet potatoes for me, in fact, he didn't hate it so much.

I was three years old and Ling Ming was nine years old.

But from then on, all math problems have to be counted to solve, I draw sweet potatoes in the notebook, counting sweet potatoes to do it right, well, this habit thanks to my lovely "good" brother, so I was ridiculed by my classmates in the third grade math class, and since then, I have forced myself to change this habit.

In this way, my mother's temper is like her father's. No matter what, the person surnamed "He" can't be provoked, I have to be careful and don't get whipped again.

Right...... Oh, my God! I suddenly remembered that the old class asked me to write a review, and I forgot to write it. Today is Thursday, and it looks like it's going to be handed in tomorrow, so I have to hurry up and write.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I'll go to make up for the review first, and I'll give you the next chapter when I'm done with it, and I'll see you next time, thank you for knowing the righteousness, and this kindness is nothing to repay except for your more lifelong writing.