Chapter 57: Little Fat Ghost
I rolled my neck stiffly, my back already wet with cold sweat.
When I saw the little ghost talking behind me, I didn't know what to say.
...... standing behind me
It turned out to be Lu Xueyao!
But the voice she made was the little ghost who sang nursery rhymes: "Look at what, I gave you a small punishment before, who asked you to scold me at the train station." Hum! ”
After saying that, she actually pursed her mouth, put her hands on her chest and raised her head to the side.
Seeing that he didn't seem to have malicious intent, I didn't care about messing with him, so I hurriedly folded my hands and said with a bitter face: "Little ancestor, I know it's wrong." It's important to save your life, since you can see what kind of Gu this is, you must know how to solve it, right? ”
'Lu Xueyao' slowly turned her head, moved her mouth with an unhappy face, and struggled for a long time before she slowly spoke: "It's not impossible to save him, it's just ...... Just ......"
As she spoke, 'Lu Xueyao' lowered her head a little shyly, and her cheeks were even more flushed like the sunset.
Seeing that the strange red worm had burrowed into Hou Zifeng's body again, making his face even more ugly, I was so anxious that I almost knelt down for the little ghost, and urged again and again: "It's just what, you should say it quickly." ”
Lu Xueyao bit her lip, as if she had made a lot of determination, stomped her foot suddenly, stretched out her finger and pointed at me, "Then you...... Then you can't laugh! ”
I was stunned for a moment by what he said, and blurted out: "I laugh at you for dry wool, at a critical juncture, can you stop inking!" ”
'Lu Xueyao' finally didn't speak again, her hands crossed her waist, and then I saw a short and fat phantus floating above her head, and Lu Xueyao was standing straight in place like a wood carving.
The phantom floated to me, gradually solidifying, and when I saw his appearance clearly, I almost laughed out loud, but remembering what I had just promised him, I forced back my laughter, but my body shook unconsciously.
Is this TM a human, a ghost or a ball?
The imp wasn't as tall as my legs, but thicker than both of me. The most important thing is that he is naked, his fat little face is puffy, and he has two pigtails on his head.
But the 'little cutie' between his legs clearly declares that this guy is a boy!
"Humph! You promised I wouldn't laugh, and you still laugh! ”
I couldn't hold back any longer, squatted down directly with my stomach covered, and laughed willfully and presumptuously: "Yes...... I'm sorry, I ...... I'm not...... Not on purpose, you ...... Such...... Hahaha......"
"You...... If you laugh again, I won't care about him! The little ghost seemed to be really angry, and the little fat foot stomped, and the already fleshy face was even more bulging at this time.
Seeing this, I quickly straightened up, forced back the smile, rubbed my face vigorously, stabilized my emotions, and said slowly: "Okay, I'm ...... I won't laugh, you can save people quickly. ”
After saying that, I almost couldn't hold back, so I had to pinch myself hard, and then I slowly calmed down the urge to laugh.
Seeing that I had finally stopped laughing, the little chubby ghost pouted, "Are you done laughing?" Why don't you come over and help. ”
I rubbed my sore cheeks, walked up to him and asked, "How can you help?" ”
The little fat ghost jumped on the hospital bed, raised his chin at Hou Zifeng and said, "Break his mouth open." ”
I was confused, but I did it.
But the next second I regretted it a little, this mouth ......
What a fucking stinking!
I don't know if it's because he's unhygienic and has never brushed his teeth, or because he's poisoned.
The taste in Hou Zifeng's mouth was like a sock that had not been washed for three years and then fished out and soaked in a canned herring.
On the other hand, the little fat ghost is like a nobody, holding the 'little cutie' between his legs with both hands, and constantly whistling in his mouth.
Looking at this posture, even a fool knows what he's going to do!
Sure enough, in the next second, a stream of clear water shot out from the little fat ghost's 'little cutie', and all of them rushed into Hou Zifeng's mouth very accurately, without leaking a drop.
I just wanted to be angry at how he could play such a trick on people, when I saw the little fat ghost jump out of bed directly, staring at the wound on Hou Zifeng's hand with his hands on his hips and staring intently.
"簌簌簌"
The little red worms, as if they had encountered some frightened natural enemy, scrambled to escape from the wounds.
But the next scene shocked me completely, no, I should say that I was disgusted......
As soon as the red bugs came out, the little fat ghost opened his mouth and pounced on it, just like a hungry man seeing bread, and stuffed all the worms into his mouth with both hands and mouths.
Immediately after that, I heard the bugs being chewed and cracking and making a 'poof' sound.
Now I couldn't bear it anymore, and my stomach suddenly felt like a river and a sea, and before I could bend down, I vomited out the overnight meal with a 'wow'.
"Whoa, whoa...... What are you spitting up, what a lot of times these little worms have been eaten. The little fat ghost looked back at me while chewing, and said vaguely.
And the corners of his mouth are full of red and yellow viscous body fluids that have been chewed and leaked by insects......
"Vomit ......"
This time, I vomited out the dinner from the night before......
I can't remember how many insects crawled out of Hou Zifeng's body, but I remember that naked, little body, standing next to him and constantly shrugging his shoulders, and none of those 'poor' little insects escaped his 'gluttonous mouth'.
Finally, I saw the little fat ghost stop his movements and slowly turn around, and I lit a cigarette with trembling hands, and I barely suppressed the nausea a little.
"Mom, why are you throwing up so much?" The little fat ghost looked down and saw a large puddle of filth on the ground, and exclaimed in surprise.
I vomited so much that my whole body was weak now, and I didn't even have the strength to fight with him, I glanced at Hou Zifeng on the hospital bed with my eyes, and said weakly: "He ...... How's it going? ”
The little fat ghost smashed his mouth with unfinished thoughts, and seemed to be still reminiscing about the 'deliciousness' just now, licking his lips and nodding: "Well, the Gu worms have been cleaned up, and the Gu poison has been resolved, I haven't eaten so much for a long time, hehehe." ”
Me: "......"
After continuing to sit on the ground and slowing down for a while, I slowly stood up and checked that Hou Zifeng was indeed fine.
So he turned his head and talked to the little fat ghost about business: "Now let's talk about it, who are you?" Why is it attached to Xue Yao's body? And ......" I pointed at Hou Zifeng and continued: "How do you ...... How to eat...... Eat that thing? ”
When I think of that scene, I almost vomit again.
"Hmm...... This is...... How did I get here? ”
Lu Xueyao just woke up at this time, shook her head and looked at me and the little fat ghost in a daze, and then moved her gaze to Hou Zifeng and the puddle of filth I vomited on the ground......
"Ahh This...... What is this? Lu Xueyao came to her senses, and almost blew the ceiling off with a single voice.
I quickly covered my ears, but my eardrums were still aching.
"Sister...... Sister. The little fat ghost changed his 'fierce and vicious' appearance when he ate Gu worms just now, and said pitifully: "I'm sorry, I made this place dirty." ”
Only then did Lu Xueyao react, the little doll in front of her ......
"You...... Hahahaha...... You...... You're actually ...... Is it a boy? ”
may have been used to being laughed at, the little fat ghost sighed helplessly, and said with a crying voice with his shoulders drooping: "I know that's the case." ”
Seeing that the little fat ghost was a little unhappy, Lu Xueyao stopped laughing and asked, "Little doll, tell my sister, what is your name, and who dressed you up like this?" And what about your clothes? ”
I also got up, staring at the little fat ghost, he attached Lu Xueyao's body twice in a row, and I haven't settled accounts with him yet.
The little chubby ghost blinked, as if organizing words, and after a few seconds slowly spoke, telling us about his experience.
And I never thought that the origin of this little fat ghost in front of me would be so miserable......