Chapter 11: The Leader of Yichen Road
Staying alone in the dormitory is boring, and there is nothing to do when I think about it, so I can only pick up the book of Chinese medicine and 'study' medical skills.
Although my eyes were looking at those dense words, my mind was full of the mess I had experienced in the past few days.
The more I thought about it, the bigger my head became, so I simply put down my book and massaged my swollen temples.
At that moment, I suddenly felt as if my left leg had been pinched by someone.
"Xue Yao, don't make trouble."
I was thinking about the key point, and when I was disturbed like this, my already depressed mood would not be much better, so my tone was a little colder.
Who knew that the other party pinched me again as if he didn't hear it.
"Hey, you're still doing it, aren't you?"
I threw the book to the side of the bed, and suddenly I was angry, and I lifted the quilt and was ready to clean up her.
But when my hand just grabbed the corner of the quilt, Lu Xueyao walked in from the door.
And my legs felt like I was being pinched by someone......
The cold sweat instantly wet my entire back, and I was so frightened that I didn't dare to move, staring directly at Lu Xueyao, and said tremblingly: "Xue...... Xue Yao, don't ...... Don't joke with me. ”
Lu Xueyao showed a confused expression, and said puzzledly: "What are you kidding?" I'm here to take care of you. What are you talking about? ”
"Boom."
I swallowed with difficulty, my whole body was stiff as iron, and the hand that was holding my leg was slowly moving upward......
Lu Xueyao noticed that something was wrong with me, her eyes were sharp, her hands were clenched, and she lifted the quilt out at once.
The next moment, my heart seemed to stop beating, and my scalp tightened as if it was about to explode.
On my lap, I actually have a hand!
A fleshless and eerie hand bone!
"I'm grass!"
I couldn't care about the pain of the broken bone in my right leg anymore, and I threw my hand desperately, reaching out to break the bone off my leg.
But it was like a leech, and the harder I pulled, the tighter my grip became.
Five fingers without flesh had been deeply inserted into my legs, and the flesh was turned open, and blood trickled out, staining the sheets red......
"I'm grass Nima!"
scolded indignantly, my back molars were about to be crushed, but I still couldn't break the bones of my hand.
"Paralyzed, dare to bully my friend!"
Just when I was almost stunned by the pain, Lu Xueyao scolded angrily and slapped my leg with one hand.
"Smack!"
It may have been painful and numb, Lu Xueyao's hand slapped on my leg, and I didn't feel it at all.
Lu Xueyao's silver teeth clenched, a cloud of black mist rose from her hand, and she slapped it against the hand bone inserted into my thigh.
"Poof!"
The hand bone was finally slapped out with a palm, Lu Xueyao's eyes were fast, and she grabbed the position of the wrist of the hand bone, and her body retreated violently, and she pulled the hand bone back violently.
Immediately after, she dragged a skeleton out of the gap between my legs.
I watched in amazement at the scene that was happening right under my nose, and I was so frightened that I couldn't even shiver.
Who TM can keep his composure by seeing a skeleton pass between his legs!
"Bang!"
Lu Xueyao slammed the skull frame to the ground, and when I turned my head to look, I was shocked again.
This skeleton has no ribs and no spine! Only limbs and a large skull sunken in the bridge of the nose!
"Say! Why harm! ”
Lu Xueyao crossed her hands on her waist, stepped on the skull with one foot, and stepped on the hand bones with the other, rubbing vigorously.
"Click......"
The skull's mouth opened and closed with a tooth-aching sound, and at the same time it spat out, "I died a miserable death, I died a miserable death......
Listening to it repeat this sentence repeatedly, I said angrily: "You TM died a miserable death for me, why do you want to hurt me!" ”
"Because of your eight-character problem."
An old, but sonorous voice came from the doorway. Lu Xueyao and I looked at the same time, and saw He Dajun walking in with an old man about sixty years old wearing a yellow Taoist robe.
The old man's eyes are as small as a mouse, and his whole face is also wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and he looks like a mouse.
It was this old man who spoke just now, and his voice didn't match his appearance at all.
The old man looked at the skeleton on the ground that was trampled under Lu Xueyao's feet, his eyes lit up, he took out a peachwood sword from his back, muttered a few spells in his mouth that I didn't understand, and then shouted:
"Phew! Borrow the three clears of heaven and earth to help me punish evil and subdue demons! ”
The old man held the peachwood sword behind his hand and stabbed it hard at the forehead of the skeleton.
I thought to myself, no matter how hard the skeleton was, it couldn't have been something he could have inserted with a wooden sword. But the next scene made me slap me in the face instantly.
I saw that the peachwood sword was like a knife cutting tofu, and without the slightest resistance, the entire sword body was submerged into the skull, leaving a sword hilt nailed to the outside.
Seeing this, Lu Xueyao hurriedly jumped away, and at this moment, the skeleton quickly turned into a puddle of yellow water, emitting a foul smell.
"Whew...... It's just a little ghost. ”
The old man let out a sigh of relief, made a gesture of closing his work, turned his head to look at me and asked, "You are Zheng Xun?" ”
I came back to my senses and nodded a little sneeringly, and He Dajun stepped forward and said, "That's right, it's him." ”
The old man stared at me for a while, his brows furrowed more and more, and finally he sighed deeply and said, "Hey, the eight characters are weak, the sword blade is golden, and the five elements lack fire." The sun pillar occupies the soil on the wall, and it would be better if it occupies the water of the big stream, and it has been killed for two consecutive years. ”
The old man paused, turned his head and said to He Dajun again: "With such a weak personality, how could you let him eat yin and yang rice." ”
I listened to it in a daze, with a bewildered face.
He Dajun tugged at the corners of his mouth and said to the old man: "I'm not in a hurry to find a successor, so ...... Hey......"
"Uncle Dajun, this ...... What the hell is going on? ”
I couldn't help it, so I finally waited for the two of them to finish speaking, and hurriedly asked.
The old man stood with his hands in his hands, and he actually had a bit of a superior demeanor, "Child, your life is weak, and you are not suitable for eating yin and yang rice, but you signed a yin and yang contract, so you can be regarded as a fixed type for a lifetime." ”
The old man suddenly stopped talking, and I saw that he didn't get to the point in a few words, and suddenly said urgently: "I'm asking what the skeleton is about, you say so much in the old clouds, what is the relationship between the two." ”
He Dajun coughed lightly and said, "Forget it, let me tell you, he has an occupational disease." In short, you are weak in eight characters, and it is easy to provoke evil spirits, and a few days ago on a trip to the underworld, you were targeted by this ghost, and then followed you back here, wanting you to be a substitute ghost. This skeleton is the-eating ghost you met, but I cleaned it up before, and the skin and flesh are gone, and only a white skeleton remains, that's it. ”
"Isn't that something you can explain in one sentence?" I rolled my eyes helplessly, finally figuring out what was going on.
He Dajun popped out two cigarettes, handed them to me, and introduced at the same time: "This is Yichen Dao Chief, an old friend of mine. ”
I knew that this Yichen Daoist should have real skills, not like the kind of liar on the street, so he hurriedly gave a salute and said, "Daoist is good." ”
Daoist Yichen smiled slightly and said, "You're polite, you're welcome." ”
"I said, can you get rid of this stinky water first." Lu Xueyao pinched her nose and said bitterly.
Only then did we realize that there was a puddle of yellow water on the ground that smelled worse than......