Chapter 701: Bastard

"No, how can I be that handsome mess, everyone loves Brother Fan, the anchor who sees flowers and flowers." Hearing this question, Lin Fan pressed the T button and directly refused to answer the other party.

"Hey, can you make a face?"

"Where's the face, and the Pacific Ocean again?"

"It's shameless, what do you look like, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?"

For him didn't force the count, yes, so that his fans rolled their eyes.

And in the game, after Lin Fan's voice, a voice sounded quickly.

"No, you are Lin Fan, you can't fool me, the shape of the character Xiaolongnu, the whole game is owned by the anchor Brother Fan, you can't fool me."

Lin Fan looked at his role, and knew that he couldn't help it, and from his words, he also understood that it should not be his fan, so he immediately admitted it: "You guessed right, brother, but there is no award." ”

Player A: "Can you put the gun away first?" ”

"You and I are stupid, I won't give you a surprise when I put it away." Lin Fan responded, and at the same time had some doubts in his heart.

Player A: "Don't worry, we won't, we'll give you whatever equipment you lack, we've got everything here, sniper rifles, magnifiers, everything." ”

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, a little confused about the situation, and looked confused.

Player A: "To prove it true, wait until we all come out empty-handed, don't shoot." ”

"Okay, I'm not shooting." Lin Fan didn't understand what the situation was, but he didn't mind giving him his own equipment in the face of this.

After a while, three people walked out, and sure enough, their hands were empty, and they didn't even take melee weapons.

After the three of them got close to Lin Fan, they all asked happily.

"What equipment do you want, I have 98K here, do you want an eight-fold mirror."

"I have a third-level A, I have a third-level A, do you want it."

"I'm poorer than the two of them, see you don't have a head, I have a second-level head here, a third-level bag."

Listening to this made Xian diligent, Lin Fan was even more puzzled, he should have affirmed it now, if it was his own fans, he would call Brother Fan and say that he took a group photo or something, and they didn't say any of this, it was already certain that they were not their own fans, but this was not their own fans who treated themselves like this, and they were even more puzzled by this.

Lin Fan said puzzledly: "A few buddies, can you tell me why you gave me equipment?" ”

At this time, the three players threw the supplies on the ground for Lin Fan to choose, and responded to Lin Fan.

"Because thank you, if it weren't for the fact that you didn't have this dress at all, you didn't have this face shape."

"Yes, I now play games every day and look at the five-star red flag on my shoulder, and I feel proud of the thief."

"Anchor Brother Fan, now there is a saying in the game, anyone who sees the little dragon girl dressed up can't shoot and give him the equipment, or kill him."

Listening to the words of the three of them, Lin Fan understood, he didn't expect such a result, and he was not polite.

"Then I'll take it, I'll take it."

Lin Fan didn't want anything else after taking the 98K, third-level A, and second-level heads, and said, "Then thank you, let's see you in the finals." ”

"Bye-bye, see you in the finals."

"Bye-bye, bye-bye."

"Bye-bye, make it to the finals."

After running to other houses, Lin Fan squatted the character in the corner, and then took out a cigarette and saw the barrage and said: "This is character, no, to be precise, this is handsome, handsome people give equipment wherever they go, and ugly people are given peanuts." ”

The audience snorted, suddenly not knowing that those people took the lead in saying a word, so that the barrage neatly filled the screen.

"Everywhere the ugly people go, people come to deliver equipment, and the handsome people are given peanuts."

"Everywhere the ugly people go, people come to deliver equipment, and the handsome people are given peanuts."

"Everywhere the ugly people go, people come to deliver equipment, and the handsome people are given peanuts."

A series of barrages were like this, Lin Fan took a cigarette and looked at the audience and said, "You guys are too hypocritical, you are too hypocritical." ”

Hahaha

The audience burst into laughter.

Lin Fan looked at the safety zone, the airport, looked at the time, and began to look for the car, knowing that the circle was so far away, he had to find the car early, lest a large number of people in the sea or the bridge would give himself a cool song when the time came.

Not long after, Lin Fan found a jeep on the road, went up and drove it directly, and saw a small yellow car in front of him.

Lin Fan stopped, looked at it for about three seconds, and said with a kind face: "You actually gave me equipment, and I also need to repay your things, lest your car be stolen, I will blow up the tires of the car in this neighborhood, so that others can't steal it, and let the car belong only to you, lest you run poison and have no car to run poison, and be poisoned on the road." ”

Puff puff puff

The audience was drinking water, because these words were sprayed directly on the screen, and the corners of their mouths twitched fiercely when they saw Lin Fan blow up the car after speaking.

"It's so shameless, it's fucking heavenly."

"I've wiped it, Brother Fan, can you be thicker?"

"Livestock, beasts, I've seen cheap people, but I've never seen them so cheap."

"Especially his expression, and he has a kind heart."

Lin Fan didn't look at the barrage, and drove around, as long as he saw the car, he directly used the 98K to open the eight-fold mirror and shoot it, burst the tires behind him and left.

It took about a minute or two to blow up all the nearby cars and then drive away.

"I don't know if the team of people who equipped Brother Fan, if I knew about this situation, would my aunt come."

"No, no, a man doesn't have a big aunt, he should say that he is a big aunt."

"I guess if I knew, this team would vomit blood directly."

"I think Brother Fan's anchor name should be changed, it should be called Brother Fan, you in the society, there are not many people talking."

"I don't think this is good, it should be like this, you Brother Fan, there are not many cheap words."

"But Brother Fan comes with a pit BUFF, you see how many people have been pitted by him."

"Yes, especially in the Korean competition, this girl blew up the tires, so that everyone inside became like they had to swim across the sea."

"I think it's better to be cheap, because this girl is cheap, and she knows that she is a slut."

At this time, the safety zone inside was refreshed, and the people who were still in Shangcheng were looking for cars everywhere and preparing to run drugs, but after getting into the car and seeing the rear tires in the lower left corner of the screen, they all scolded.

"That brute, blew the tires of your car."

"Damn, it's explosive, that fucking animal."

"This is also explosive,, this is all blown up."

And the team that equipped Lin Fan remembered that he heard the 98K sound when he was searching for something.

"This shouldn't be the anchor Brother Fan's doing, right?"

"I remember that he was a great god, and he usually hit a shot, and this 98K sound rang several times, but it didn't knock down the message, so ......"

When the three of them said this, they were almost sure, and they scolded directly

"Holy, this beast, we equip him, he actually blew the tire."

"Brute ......"

"Bastard."

(End of chapter)