22. Chapter 22 The Yellow Springs Monopoly
Mei Liangxin jumped out of the car and plunged headlong into the street. I frowned and followed, not knowing what this guy wanted to buy at these funeral stores.
I've been to this road several times, all of them to attend other people's funerals, because at the end of the corner of this road, there is the funeral home.
The two of us passed by more than a dozen Fushou stores, and this guy finally stopped.
Huangquan funeral monopoly?
My hair stands on end, and the name of this shop is too penetrating, but I don't know if there is any business.
Not only that, but I found that other shops are wide open roller shutters, but this Huangquan store is the kind of very old four-fold wooden door, it is the morning, the business is cold, and this store is not a ghost.
"Old ghost, come out to pick up customers, business is coming." Mei Liangxin kicked open the half-open and half-closed door and walked into the gloomy shop.
I followed behind, my brow was almost ready to hang a night pot, and this shop was so strange that it didn't look like it was out to do business. And Mei Liangxin's goods are also very strange, where does this look like a Maoshan disciple, maybe the current head of Maoshan just can't stand this goods, so he kicked him out to practice.
"What's it called? Calling the soul? A hoarse voice came from the back hall of the shop, and after a while, an old man with his back and a cardigan came out upside down, and I could see that I was sweating for him, for fear that he would fall.
But it turned out that it was me who was too worried, not only did this old guy not fall, but when he greeted Mei Liangxin's lightning-fast flying legs, he tilted to the side tremblingly, and seemed to slowly avoid Mei Liangxin's attack.
Master!
I looked a little surprised, I couldn't imagine that in such a place, there was an unfathomable master.
"This old man is called the old ghost, and he is swaggering here, specializing in eating women's tofu." Mei Liang introduced me with a disdainful expression.
"Why is it called the old ghost?" I was surprised.
"Because this product was an orphan when he was a child, he was called a little ghost head after he was picked up by his master, and now that he is old, he is called an old ghost head......"
Mei Liangxin pouted, and also felt a little painful.
The corners of my mouth twitched, this is too casual, how lazy this master is!
"Mei boy, let go of the fart quickly, don't delay the old man and me to sleep." The old man frowned impatiently, it seemed that he was accustomed to Mei Liangxin's sneak attack.
"I wonder what should be used to get rid of the ghostly energy of the two evils?"
Mei Liangxin laughed dryly, didn't talk nonsense, and directly explained his intentions.
"The old rule, once you enter the store, you must consume before you can answer the question." The old man's eyes rolled suddenly, and his hands were spread out, making a gesture of collecting money.
"The old coffin board that wants money to die...... Mei Liangxin is obviously used to the weirdness of this old guy, and after muttering, he pushed me and said, "Let's see if you have anything to buy?" ”
I'm full of black lines, and I have a good feeling, and this product brought me here is for me to consume? The good thing is that I always bring some money with me every time I go out, but what can I buy in a funeral supply store.
I pursed my lips, barely glanced around the store, it was full of those most ordinary funeral supplies, I couldn't help but feel a little pain, kicked the goods, and said coldly: "I'll buy it when you die." ”
"I'm not your father!" Mei Liangxin rolled his eyes, and after finishing speaking, he remembered that he didn't know about this place, glared at me, then pointed to the back hall, and said, "Look inside." ”
Something else in there? I glanced at the old ghost in surprise, and thought that the back was where he was resting. But I'm also a little curious, and follow the old ghost into the back hall, and there is actually a cave.
Bagua mirror, copper coins to ward off evil spirits, rune paper, peach wood sword, cinnabar...... All ordinary Taoist supplies, there are all here.
"How much is this evil copper coin?" I thought that I didn't have a lot of copper money in my hometown, and it would be good to buy some.
"A thousand ......," the old man rolled his eyelids and said lazily.
My face turned black suddenly, this old man might as well rob it, a broken copper coin actually costs a thousand. However, the old man hadn't finished speaking, and the next words left me speechless.
“…… A bunch, not a piecemeal. ”
Looking at my deflated expression, Mei Liangxin laughed happily, and glanced at me proudly, looking like you also have today's hanging, obviously this thing has not been angry with this old man before.
I was depressed, but after thinking about it, I can use this copper coin anyway, a string is a string, the big deal is that a month's pocket money is gone, and it just so happens that I still have one thousand fourteen in my pocket.
After buying a string of copper coins, Mei Liangxin urgently asked for an answer.
"There's nothing to remove." The old man said dryly.
I grass!
The two of us gritted our teeth and glared at the old man, Nima is simply a black shop, too pitiful.
"Old ghost, you've had enough of your free life, haven't you? Do you want me to inform your wife that you are here to cheat and hook up with a widow? Mei Liangxin gritted his teeth and snorted coldly.
"This ......" I didn't expect this old ghost to have a wife, and this guy is still a strict wife, after hearing Mei Liangxin's threat, he laughed dryly, immediately changed his face, and said flatteringly:
"Haven't I finished yet?"
The old ghost was smiling, and the folds on his face were almost killing flies.
"Actually, I don't know very well, but when I was young, I once heard that the ghost qi of the son and mother is extremely powerful, and it is not the same nature as the ghost qi of ordinary ghosts, this kind of ghost qi in the human body, can form a substance, disturb the meridians and heart beat of the human body, if you don't suppress it, you will die in an hour, even if you suppress it, it is not a long-term solution......"
I was terrified when I heard it, and I was secretly glad that Mei Liangxin didn't fall into a coma last night, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
"This thing can't be removed with a spell at all, and ordinary exorcism holy objects are useless, it must be pure yang qi to force the ghost qi out of the body, and it must be within a week, otherwise Da Luo Jinxian will not be able to save this person."
Pure Yang Qi? I'm a little distressed, I do have pure yang qi in my body, yes, but, I am the body of yin and yang, pure yin and pure yang qi are like two semicircles of Tai Chi, no difference, balanced with each other, if you recklessly mobilize pure yang qi, it will be a disaster for me, when the time comes, I will die faster than the fat two.
"The yang energy and yin energy in your body are very pure, is it pure yang energy?" Mei Liangxin is worthy of being a disciple of Maoshan Yanchuan, and he said that my physique is special.
I smiled bitterly and was noncommittal, I didn't want to say too much in front of this old ghost who didn't know the roots.
Mei Liangxin thought I denied it, and was a little disappointed, and after watching me buy some rune paper cinnabar at random, he left depressed.
But I noticed that the old ghost's gaze had been staring at me behind me, meaningful, and I didn't know if this guy saw anything.
After returning to Meiliang's new apartment, I told him about my physical problems alone, and he was surprised and a little at a loss.
After that, this guy called and asked his uncle, and his uncle came up with a bad idea, asking me to export yin qi and yang qi at the same time, and yang qi into the fat man's body, as for the rest of the yin qi......
He couldn't help it, and said let me try whatever I wanted.
I wanted to scold my mother at that time, isn't this a joke, what can absorb yin qi and run the thunder sword? The attributes are completely different, and even if they can be absorbed, they have to be absorbed into the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse, is it possible to find a cat and a dog to try, I can't do this poisonous hand.