Chapter 126: Please take care of me
I had a crush on him and went over to buy six buns and give him three.
After eating the buns, he stretched out his hand and said, "My name is Limujun, may I ask the gentleman's surname?" ”
I groaned, shook my outstretched hand and replied.
"My name is Li Rongchang."
With that, turn around and leave.
I walked out a little way and noticed that Limu-kun had been following behind, so I stopped and asked why.
"Why are you following me?"
"Follow you to fill your stomach."
"I don't have much money, so I guess I'll have to beg after a while."
"Your begging image is better than mine, follow you, and you won't starve to death."
Begging also has an image?
I silently continued to walk forward, and Li Mujun followed behind and said with a smile: "Rong Changjun, you love flowers when you see them, and my son believes that I will not suffer if I follow you." ”
This is a nice sound, but it can't be eaten as food.
As I was about to cross the city, I saw two little beggars beckoning in secret, and I walked over, and one of them said, "Benefactor, there is an ambush ahead of you." ”
I was stunned and asked, "Who wants to ambush me?" ”
"Beggars." The little beggar hurried away after answering.
Beggars?
Why ambush me?
I was really puzzled, I don't know when I got married to the beggar gang, but fortunately, I am not a person who is afraid of things, and I continue to hurry.
Limu-kun is not a person who is afraid of things, and he still follows me.
After walking thirty miles of road, I stepped into a mountain road, lined with dense woods, and went up a few hundred meters, only to hear a singing, and a group of ragged people came out of the woods, all holding wooden sticks, looking at me.
The number of people is more than twenty.
The leader has a small pottery bowl hanging from his chest, and he introduces himself after appearing.
"I am an elder of the beggar gang of the earth, and today I came to stand up for my subordinates, and those who know each other will kneel down and kowtow three times, and be hit with twenty dozen dog sticks, and this elder will spare you from death."
I recognized a beggar beside Elder Tubowl, one of the people I had beaten in the ruined temple when I first came to this life.
Kowtow three times and take twenty dozen dog sticks, this condition is so harsh, I don't want to grudge with the beggars.
"Elder Tubo is angry, and the beggars have all been slapped by this son." Li Mujun said contemptuously.
Hearing this, Elder Tubo changed color, and looked at Limujun vigilantly, and a beggar shouted.
"Elder Liu, don't listen to this kid's bragging, look at his thin skin and tender flesh like a girl, bluffing."
Limujun snorted and said, "It's a mule or a horse, you can't just come and slip around." ”
"Yo-yo, yo-yo."
With the voice, a young man walked out of the group of beggars, came to the middle of the field and placed a four-level horse, and looked at Limujun with provocative eyes.
Li Mujun rubbed his hands, actually twisted his waist and walked over, looking at the amorous style from behind, more girls than girls, this posture is very arrogant in the eyes of others.
came to the young beggar and said proudly: "This son fights you with one hand." With that, he put his left hand behind his back.
The young beggar, visibly enraged, quickly put away his mazar, jumped up and shouted.
"Wyvern kicks the dog."
Kicking at Li Mujun with his legs crossed, he turned ninety degrees to the right, dodged the kicking legs, and quickly grabbed the collar of the young beggar with his right hand, and pulled it back hard.
The young beggar, who was more than 100 catties, was forced to pull half a meter back, and as soon as Limujun let go, the young beggar fell to the ground with his feet facing the sky.
Li Mujun got up in the past and kept kicking the young beggar, babbling in his mouth.
"Stepping on the leper dog, kicking the leper dog ......"
The speed was so fast that the young beggar did not have the slightest ability to fight back, and rolled on the ground with a scream.
Elder Liu was shocked and shouted in his mouth.
"The wind is tight, everyone is on it together."
Dancing with a wooden stick in my hand, I led the beggars to pounce on Limujun, I took a step on the clouds, rushed to Elder Liu in the blink of an eye, grabbed his wooden stick with one hand, and slashed at his chest hard.
The small pottery bowl hanging on his chest shattered in response, and Elder Liu sat on the ground with a puff.
I stabbed a beggar in the lower abdomen with a stick, struck another beggar on the head with a backhand, and then flew in and kicked another beggar to the ground.
Stand firm and perform a sweeping move, sweeping the three beggars in front of him, but the stick in his hand breaks.
He simply threw away the half-piece stick in his hand, and used Ling Bobu to weave among the beggars, pointing his fingers on the acupuncture points on their bodies, turning them into dumbfounded chickens one by one.
The battle ended in a matter of minutes.
Li Mujun came to me with his hands behind his back and looked at me in amazement for a while.
"Immortals?"
"It's not."
"Goblins?"
"It's not."
"What's that?"
"People."
"Ao woo ......" There was a howling cry not far away.
Ever since Elder Liu was beaten and sat on the ground, he couldn't get up, and then he didn't know what to think of, and he cried like a shrew.
It's weird.
I asked Limu-kun.
"Why is he crying?"
Li Mujun replied with a sigh.
"People finally got mixed with the soil bowl elder, and since then they have not worried about eating and drinking, but I didn't expect to be broken by you, and I have to start all over again, how can I not be sad? You are despicable. ”
Am I mean?
Don't bother to explore the truth, it's important to hurry.
At noon, we came to a town called Sue, and my stomach began to growl, and I walked into the restaurant with Limu-kun.
As soon as he sat down, he shouted.
"Shopkeeper, let's plate white-cut beef, braised pork, steamed fish ......"
The latter words were clutched into my stomach.
Grandma's, order it again, and the next meal will be a beggar.
When I let go of my hand, Limujun blinked his eyes and said, "Rong Changjun, my brother wants to drink, please agree." ”
Maybe I want to drink myself, so I agreed to this request.
Limujun's amount of wine was good, and a pot of wine was quickly drunk, and another pot of wine was brought and dried up in three or two.
"Boss, bring a jar of wine!" Li Mujun slapped the table.
I was so drunk that I didn't stop it.
After drinking a jar of wine, Li Mujun and I were both drunk, and helped each other out of the restaurant, out of the town, to a small river, on the grass, and lay down and fell asleep.
When he woke up, it was already night, and he didn't know where to go.
I was hot and dry, and when I saw that there was no one around, I took off my essence and jumped into the river, and the cool river water overflowed my body very comfortably.
After swimming for a while, I felt much more comfortable, and went ashore to lie on the grass and wait for my body to dry.
Li Mujun walked over and seemed a little overwhelmed when he saw me, I didn't care, they were all men who looked the same. He said that he was in a hurry and left in a hurry.
After drying my body, I put on my clothes and found that there were only a dozen copper coins left on my body, and I was a little annoyed.
What a mistake to drink!
I drank a stomach of wine at noon, and now it has volatilized in the morning, and my stomach screams out of time, although it is not uncomfortable, but it is difficult to hear.
Li Mujun appeared, holding two balls of dry mud in both hands, and he didn't know what the hell was going on. When he came to me, he handed me a lump of mud, sat down on the ground, and picked up a rock to break the mud.
Breaking open the mud, revealing a roasted and fragrant pheasant, Li Mujun tore off one of his legs and ate it.
(End of chapter)