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“What？ One of our ballistic missile nuclear submarines was forced out of the water? Chief of Naval Operations Greenert stood up from behind his desk, his eyes as frightened as if he had seen a comet hit the Earth, "Say that to me again." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The adjutant was also sweating profusely, and said with a trembling mouth: "The location of the accident is in the South China Sea, and an 'Ohio'-class nuclear submarine has just set off from Singapore's Changi Military Port, and it was not long before it was besieged by Chinese fishing boats and forced to surface. ”

“What？” His Excellency the Minister thought it was time to look through the calendar to see if it was April Fool's Day, "Are you sure you didn't take drugs today?" When did the navy of Great America become so weak when it surfaced when it encountered fishing boats? ”

If a fishing boat can get a nuclear submarine, what are the military men all over the world messing with? Suicide forget it!

The adjutant couldn't say it clearly for a while, but could only describe it in general terms: "It is said that the propeller that was entangled in the trawl of the fishing boat caused the propeller to vibrate at high speed, causing the tail compartment of the 'Louisiana' to leak, and the captain had to urgently float for safety." ”

Damn*, what a little back!

"The sea area where the accident occurred has been controlled by the Huaxia Navy, and they have sent more than a dozen capital warships and dozens of warplanes to blockade the place. Now our aircraft carrier 'Steanis' at Changi Military Port has rushed over, and the Seventh Fleet stationed in RB has also been dispatched to put pressure on Huaxia.

But the Chinese are tough and have expressed strong dissatisfaction through diplomatic channels, believing that we are trying to provoke a nuclear war, and they are trying to seize our nuclear submarine.

According to the monitoring of our intelligence officers, Huaxia has entered the first level of combat readiness for the mobilization of the whole army, all nuclear submarines have left the port, and all vehicle-mounted ICBMs on combat readiness duty have disappeared. The woolly bears also strongly condemned the mobilization of their own nuclear forces.

Even France is cautious, but they have also activated the means of nuclear bundling in response. Of the five permanent members of the Security Council now, the only ones who still support us are the corrupt countries. ”

This meow is playing with fire!

The chief of operations heard this, and his whole mind was buzzing, since the United States began to carry out combat readiness cruises of ballistic missile nuclear submarines in the sixties of the last century, and this kind of mission has been completed more than 4,000 times so far. Now the boat capsized in the gutter and was pitted by the fishing boat's trawl.

In the past, it was all the nuclear submarines that had accidents, including the 'Kursk' that blew up itself, and this is a joke for people all over the world. Now that this kind of bad luck has actually fallen on the heads of the Americans, who have been caught in the trawls of fishing boats and have to float, can this matter be more unlucky?

Before the minister could come up with a solution, the phone on the desktop had already begun to ring frantically, and when he picked it up, he quickly said solemnly: "Yes, Your Excellency the President,.......。 ”

forced Eagle Sauce's strategic nuclear submarine to float, and the flower planter spread the news all over the world as soon as possible. When the news reached the United States, the free people said they couldn't believe it -- how could it be that a submarine was so powerful that a submarine could be taken care of by a few fishermen?

At first, CNN thought that the media of the flower growers were funny, but when the photos taken by the fishermen went viral, everyone's eyes widened - this is a real thing!

And judging from the photos, after the fishermen celebrated, they didn't know who called for someone to 'buy the submarine silencing tile at a high price', so the Americans saw the hard-working Chinese fishermen use all the tools they could find in their hands and peel the 'Louisiana' one by one.

It's not just skinning, although the inside of the submarine can't get in, but there is also a lot of equipment outside! Within a few hours, the tail of the nuclear submarine was opened, and the towed sonar stored in it was ripped away alive as if it were pulling fish intestines.

You say ordinary fishermen can't do this? I think so too, after all, it's certainly not unusual to be able to bring in special cutting tools and professionals by helicopter, even though they all dress like fishermen.

And slowly, not to mention towing sonar, the daring camouflaged fishermen even cut through the missile launch hatch of the nuclear submarine. A few more guys wearing thick glasses came and pointed out to a group of powerful fishermen who were stunned to dismantle the warhead of the 'Trident' D5 submarine-launched ICBM in the silos, and happily ran away with their things.

In the end, the American warship rushed over, and the Louisiana floated on the sea like a dead fish stripped of its scales, and it was full of a group of diligent fishermen. Seeing this scene, Americans can vomit blood and vomit to death!

And when this news spread, even the hairy bear was shocked. But then the boss shouted, "Rabbit, I support you in fighting that thief eagle." The thief eagle will not give you face in the South China Sea, look for an opportunity to cut it, don't be soft. ”

In order to alleviate his pressure in the Middle East, the hairy bear was the first to jump out and scold Eagle Sauce for affecting world peace, and firmly stood on the side of the rabbit family. The elders of the flower growers expressed their gratitude for this.

Faced with the scene of the stolen goods, Ying-chan still refused to admit his mistake, and said vigorously, 'Quickly release our submarine, we have the freedom to sail in the South China Sea'.

"That's my territorial waters, and your nuclear submarine came here to stir up trouble!"

"That's not your territorial waters, we have international arbitration."

"Bullshit arbitration, we don't recognize it at all."

"If you don't admit it, you have to press you to admit it, my fist is big."

"Afraid of you? It's not like I didn't do it with you sixty years ago, so if you want to fight, you can fight. ”

The two strongest countries in the world have been arguing for half a month, and the Virgin Mary of the whole world has also jumped out to pray for world peace. The end result is still no one.

In the end, seeing the 'Louisiana' being towed away by the Americans, all the descendants of Yan and Huang had to hold their breath in their hearts. Think about the 'Wang Wei incident' back then, we fell the plane and died, what could we do in the end? The American military crews who spied on our country became heroes to the Americans.

A little rabbit scolded angrily: "Why are we so weak? Every day I watched the American warships wander around our doorstep, but there was nothing we could do. Are we really bad? ”

When it happened, Zhou Qingfeng was still in RB. Seeing that the media of the foot basin chicken overwhelmingly supported his godfather, he also angrily sent an email to Xiao Jinlang: ", can you be of some use?" That submarine was towed away for nothing? ”

Xiao Jinlang returned to Zhou Qingfeng with a helpless wry smile, but said patiently: "Think about it more than 30 years ago, how big was the gap between us and the United States? Think about how far we were from the world more than 60 years ago?

Rome was not built in a day, nor will we be able to dominate the planet in a day, nor will the United States collapse in a day. In the past few decades, how many people have left the country because of disappointment, and how many people have exhausted their efforts to bury their heads and hard work?

If we really fight, will we win? Young man, don't be full of resentment. Although what you got is very helpful for the strength of the country, we owe too much homework before. So ......., work hard! ”

Wow, yes, yes......, I can't bear it!

Zhou Qingfeng said: "I'm also Chinese, okay? I also share in this humiliation. Lao Tzu was not convinced, Lao Tzu ......, and Lao Tzu went to find black technology. I've been with Eagle Sauce in this life, and I don't believe that I can't turn it over. ”

"What? Don't go, boy, tell me clearly, what the hell are you going to get? Xiao Jinlang asked again and again, but Zhou Qingfeng on the other end of the email had no response. He was stunned again, and secretly thought: It is big news for this kid to do something once, the previous time he pit the destroyers of the Americans, this time he pit the nuclear submarines of the Americans, what will it be next time? (To be continued.) )