The story I want to tell today is the closest thing to time.

That was a few months ago, and I was sent by Senior Brother Peng Daejeon to SZ City and DG City in the south to participate in the dojo for more than a week, and this time I gained a lot of experience, met many new Taoist friends, and formed deep friendships in the dojo.

A week passed quickly, and it was time to separate in a blink of an eye, several Taoist friends from Hebei set off in the early morning to say goodbye, and at noon, Senior Brother Peng also hurriedly said goodbye to me and took the plane to SH City. I took my apprentice Zeng Weirou to SZ City, which is also located on the southeast coast of Guangdong, and after a few days of staying, Weirou also set off to visit a few new netizens.

When a person is bored, he doesn't want to stay in SZ for a long time, he wants to find a relatively unfamiliar city, to have an unrestrained trip, and after making up his mind, he booked a ticket from SZ to WX City, Jiangsu Province from WeChat. Because I'm traveling alone, I'm very lazy, and I'm careless about everything, and I'm not in a hurry anyway.

When I got the WX, it was raining, and I got out of the airport, so I got into a taxi at random, "Hello sir," the driver said politely, "Where are you going?" ”

"Oh," I replied without a match, "just find me a Hanting in the city." ”

"Okay." The driver started the car and walked away.

While the car was driving, I enjoyed the scenery on the road, it was difficult to come out to relax, the mood was still excellent, thinking of this, I took out my mobile phone casually, took a few photos of the scenery along the way, and filled in the first "seven words" and sent it to the circle of friends. Unexpectedly, as soon as it was successfully sent, it received a reply.

"Alas~Daye~ Are you here for WX?" It was sent by a girl with the screen name "Little Panda", to say that this "Little Panda" was originally a pistachio in a Taoist chat group, not very old, but full of energy every day, so everyone has a good relationship with her.

"yes, just arrived, in a taxi." I replied.

"Huh? Taxicab? Who is so picky? Asking you to come out and get a taxi yourself? The red panda replied.

"Oh~ I'm not here to do things, I'm bored alone, and I'm tired, so I come out to relax. Believe in the reins, haha~" While returning, he rolled the window and lit a cigarette.

"You're at WX too?" Immediately, I added.

"Yes, just come to see my master~" The little panda sent a cute expression.

"Your master? Which one? I couldn't help but wonder.

"It's 'Wang Zhenren'! Don't you know? ”

"Which 'Wang Zhenren'?" I asked.

"Wang Zhishan~" The red panda has a cute expression again.

"What? Where is he? ”

"The 'Mochizuki Drink' milk tea shop he opened is here, do you want to go with you? I'll send you the location~" The little panda replied.

"Mm-hmm, okay, but don't tell Lao Wang, I'll go over in a while, I'm going to scare him!" Immediately, I added three sinister expressions.

"Oh! Hey... "Saying that, the red panda sent me a position privately.

Then I turned my head to look at the taxi driver, "Master, wait for me to get off in a while, I'll go open a room and come down, and then go to this address~" Saying, I gave the address to the taxi driver.

"No problem," the driver hesitated for a moment and continued, "It's no problem to send you there, but, seeing that you are not small, let's get married early, it's always not good like this... ”

"Hmm..." I was stunned for a moment, and then I understood that the driver wanted to be crooked, "Don't get me wrong, my baby is playing soy sauce~"

"Then you can't do that!" Immediately, the driver slapped the steering wheel hard.

“。。。” I was speechless for a while, and only after a while did I say, "The friend I saw is a man!" ”

"Man?!" The driver braked suddenly, "If it's a man, it's even more wrong!" I didn't say you, big brother... ”

“。。。！！！” I instantly had a black line in my head, "You thought crookedly from the beginning, a Taoist friend opened a 'bubble tea shop' here and I went to see him with his apprentice, what do you think?!" As I spoke, I rubbed my sore neck.

"What?" The driver kicked the accelerator again, "His master is your friend?" That's even more wrong! ”

“。。。” I'm really getting a little hairy, "You TM either shut up and drive or park me!" ”

"Young man! Listen to me, I've lived most of my life... "The driver is still chattering.

I was really forced to helpless, so I had to pick up the phone, according to the report number on the "Driver Code" posted in front, just about to dial, only to hear the driver hurriedly say: "Don't don't, don't, I'll shut up, I'll shut up." But, you young people ... After seeing my "going to kill" gaze, the driver finally stopped chattering.

When I arrived at the hotel, I didn't need to go into detail about my luggage, but when I got to the room, I freshened up a little, changed into a Taoist costume from head to toe, brought a magic bag, and went back to the taxi.

"Oops!" The driver exclaimed, startled me, turned his head to look at him, but he said to himself, "You are a Taoist, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry, I saw you going out alone just now, and it doesn't look like a business trip, so I persuaded you in total, I didn't expect you to be a Taoist, I'm really sorry~"

"Oh, it's okay, you're kind too." As I spoke, I smiled at him.

"Oh, Dao Chief, do you know?" The driver opened the conversation again, "My family has believed in the Tao since the ancestors, and has been offering to the Bodhisattva for generations!" There are more than a dozen 'crosses' at home, you don't know, I dreamed last night, our family's 'cross', he glows gold~"

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"Where did all this come from, are all WX taxi drivers like this?" I couldn't help but secretly sum it up.

"Where are you going?" The living treasure driver said again.

"Go to my friend's bubble tea shop." I couldn't help but feel a little upset.

"What's the name of your friend's bubble tea shop?" The driver didn't give up.

"What, you still know each other?" I asked rhetorically.

"If you want to talk about our WX, there are thousands of bubble tea shops, but there is one that is so famous!" The driver continued, "What's the name of the house you're going to?" ”

"Mochizuki drinks." I was so annoyed that I opened the window and smoked.

"Oops! OMG! The driver screamed again.

“。。。！！！” I was so frightened that I threw the cigarette I had just lit in my hand and threw it out, "Get aside, pull aside, I'll change cars." ”

"Dao Chief," the driver looked aggrieved, "I know the road... ”

Saying, the car stopped on the side of the road, I didn't want to stay for a moment, scanned the payment code with WeChat, opened the door directly and got off the car, after getting out of the car, I saw that the driver was still yelling at me, I really couldn't bear it, I ran out of the street in one breath, only to stop a car again, and when I got in the car to the door of "Moon Drink", I saw Wang Daoyou wearing a purple Kowloon robe, wearing a hexagonal hat on his head, and standing behind the sales counter with a three-clear crown, and shouting seriously The two beautiful waiters were busy.

Seeing this situation, I couldn't help rubbing my eyes and muttering: "This is not a dream, why do you have to wear a vestment to sell milk tea... ”

However, I originally planned to tease Wang Daoyou, so I cleared my throat, straightened the mixed yuan scarf, put my hands behind my back, and walked to the counter: "Please bring me a cup of milk tea~"

Xu was too busy, and Wang Daoyou didn't reply before he asked a beautiful waitress to come over and ask, "May I ask what kind of one do you need?" ”

"Does it have a chocolate flavor?" I replied casually.

"Sorry sir, we don't have chocolate-flavored milk tea." The waiter apologized.

"Oh," I thought for a moment and continued, "then let's have something, no milk, no tea, more pearls, more sugar... ”

"Who is this? Come to me to find fault? Before I finished speaking, I saw Wang Daoyou turn around as he spoke, "Oh, it's Lao Yang~"

"Eh, it's really boring to be discovered... I was immediately helpless.

"Lao Yang, I haven't seen you for many years, and I haven't been to" Nangong (Taoism believes that the place where Taoist priests go after feathering)"? Wang Daoyou looked joking.

"You haven't gone yet, where can I go~" I saluted back, and raised my eyebrows at Wang Daoyou as I spoke.

“。。。” Although Wang Daoyou said that his brain was fast, he was still slow when he opened his mouth, "Okay, I'm busy, you come in first, I'll take you to the back hall, you eat tea first and wait for me, a few apprentices who happened to come tonight will also come and eat together at night." With that, he walked out of the service desk, pulled me and walked to the back hall.

"I say, Wang Zhenren?" I stared at Lao Wang suspiciously and continued, "You sell milk tea, why do you still look like you want to go to the altar?" ”

"Oh," said Wang, pulling me inside, "I don't have time to explain, you'll find out in a moment." ”

When he came to the back hall, he saw a round tea table in the back hall, and a grandmother who was nearly eighty years old was sitting behind it, but she saw that this old woman had kind eyebrows, thin cheeks, and big earlobes.

"Granny Fang," Wang Daoyou said to the old grandmother, "This is a fellow Daoist of mine, you talk to him first, I'll go get busy first~"

"Okay, little Wang Daochang, pay more attention to your body, don't get tired, if it doesn't work, it's okay tomorrow, mother-in-law is not in a hurry." Granny Fang stood up and said with concern on her face.

"It's okay, mother-in-law," Wang Daoyou said and helped Granny Fang to sit down, "Uncle Fang's tea can't be broken, you must give it to him before the end of the day." ”

"Eh," Granny Fang said, with a mist in her eyes, "Thank you so much, Little Daoist Wang." ”

"Don't get excited," Wang Daoyou said and scratched his head embarrassedly, "I will definitely do a good job of what I promised you." ”

"Thank you so much." Granny Fang thanked her again. Immediately, Wang Daoyou turned around and confessed to me, and then got up and went out.

"Hello Granny Fang." With that, I found a chair opposite Granny Fang and sat down.

"Dao Elder is good," Granny Fang said kindly, "You are friends with Dao Elder Xiao Wang?" ”

"Mother-in-law, don't you dare to call it that," I hurriedly said, "Just call me Xiao Yang, I am a world friend with Lao Wang, and I have known each other for many years." ”

"That's it," Granny Fang smiled kindly again, "Xiao Wang is a rare good person!" ”

"Uh-huh," I smirked, "huh? Mother-in-law? I heard Lao Wang say just now that Uncle Fang wants to drink milk tea every day? and before the end of the day??? ”

"Yes," Granny Fang said, "My second son was originally driving for the boss, but he had a car accident and was seriously injured. As she spoke, Granny Fang burst into tears.

"Ah," I said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, mother-in-law, I didn't mean to, so let's not talk about it." ”

"It's okay, it's okay," Granny Fang wiped a handful of old tears and continued, "Who knows, the rescue is rescued, but this sanity is not very normal, at the beginning, at that time, we beat people when we saw them, and scolded them when we met people, which scared our family terribly!" After a pause, he said, "Thanks to the little Wang Daochang, after knowing the affairs of our family, he sent a cup of milk tea made by him every day, and asked my second son to have a cup a day, saying that it can be cured. Just a few days ago, the old man and I took some money to buy him a car, so that he could run a rental, which can be regarded as subsidizing the family... ”

"Huh? Talk somebody's ear off? Taxicab? I seemed to think of something, and muttered to myself.

"Daoist Xiao Yang?" Granny Fang was concerned for a while, "Are you okay?" ”

"Oh, it's fine. It's just that... "I told Granny Fang about getting off the plane and taking a taxi at 1510, who knew that my mother-in-law didn't blame me when she heard it, and apologized vigorously. In fact, after listening to Granny Fang's story, I already felt guilty, and then I felt more and more ashamed, and I couldn't help but start to tell my mother-in-law what I owed.

At this moment, there was a voice: "Quiet water, sun and moon canopy." Tibetan Beidou, hidden three... "I heard Lao Wang's voice, so I helped Granny Fang to the front hall together. I saw Lao Wang holding a milk tea cup in his left hand "Sanshan Jue", which was filled with a full cup of water, and was chanting a mantra to "spell" the water.

Then, I saw Lao Wang hand the "cursed" water to the waiter, and picked up a cup of "lime juice" in his left hand "Three Mountains Jue", and read: "Every sacrifice of lime is all over the ten directions, and a drop can eliminate ten thousand disasters... At the same time, the right hand knotted the "Natal Secret" and wrote the "Jade Emperor" in the air above the "Lime Juice", and after the book was finished, he handed the "Lime Juice" to the waiter.

Subsequently, light up the three pillars of incense, bow three times to the altar, insert the jade tripod, form the "Five Dragons" and raise a cup of "glutinous rice pearls", raise it to the height of the "ancestral knot", silently transport it, put down the "glutinous rice pearls", knot the hands to form the "ghost fan", while fanning the cup in the fan, while chanting the words, after reading, both hands turned into "Lei Zujue" volley above the cup, and at the same time the mouth shouted "Oh! ”。 He picked up the "Three Mountains Jue" with his left hand, picked up the token with the sword finger of his right hand, and stepped on the "Bagua Gang" under his feet, only to feel that the entire altar was instantly angry and full of wind. Every time he walked to a position, Lao Wang had to squat down, raise the token in his right hand, and write words into the cup. After stepping through Gangbu, there was no time to wipe the sweat, so Lao Wang used the "Golden Dragon Jue" with his left hand to grab a "glutinous rice pearl", grabbed the red pen with his right hand, and wrote a hair-thin talisman on it, and then, one by one, into the bowl.

In the end, Lao Wang knotted the "dragon head trick" with both hands and held other condiments, and he did not show the spell for a while.

After being busy, he thanked the altar with all his strength, skillfully made cups of milk tea, sealed the cups, and sprinkled them with water, and then instructed the waiter to hand them over to the customers and Granny Fang who were already waiting outside the door. The customers were all grateful with milk tea, and Granny Fang also left with great gratitude.

After everything was done, Lao Wang came to the back hall to change clothes.

"I said, Wang Zhenren~" I found a stool at the table and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Where are you old?" ”

"Hehe," said Wang, "haven't you seen them all?" What else do you ask? ”

"A good Sazu 'spell jujube technique' is always used by you to 'spell' milk tea, is this really good?" I teased with my teeth.

"Hehe," Lao Wang also sat down across from me and poured a cup of tea, "Wasn't the plague in the Central Plains back then, the 'Sazu Heavenly Master' spell jujube book talisman, Pu Shi Fu water, and saved all the people in the world?" I can't help it, people nowadays, there are too few people who really believe, but if we don't save ourselves when we die, then we will lose our roots, and I am helpless. ”

"Alright," I said with a wry smile, "jokes are jokes, but you also have to pay attention to your body, and don't be burdened by the 'merit heart'." Either I will go to 'Nangong' first one day, who will I do?" ”

"You," Lao Wang took a sip of tea, "The most regrettable thing in this life is to know you, eh, God~"

"Eh, real person, how many 'pearls' do you have left?"

"Huh? There's not much left, what are you going to do? Lao Wang looked confused.

"It's okay," I smiled, got up and walked to the front hall, "I'll try it... ”

"Poof!!... Saying that, Lao Wang choked on a sip of tea, "Don't mind, cough cough, that's all there is to it, cough cough, let's go for a walk, let's drink, go now... ”

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