"Hell, goalkeepers can score goals? His position is at least more than 80 meters away from the opponent's goal, right? Can kick a football into the opponent's goal from such a distance, is he still human? ”

"Could this guy be possessed by Ultraman? Otherwise, how did the goal go in? ”

"Nima is so powerful, he grabbed the ball in the air with one hand, with such a strong goalkeeping ability, how can his opponent still kick the ball? The goalkeeper will shoot the goal, how can someone else win? ”

"That's right! Others have worked hard to shoot a goal, even if they shoot in, the goalkeeper of the national team turns around and kicks, if it goes on like this, will others still win? ”

"That goalkeeper is a pervert, a football finisher, with him, this football can't be played happily!"

"It's okay, this guy is from our national team!"

"This surnamed Luo has so strong feet, if he kicks a person, at least he can kick other people's bones off!"

"Not only is his foot strength unmatched, but even his hand strength is extremely strong, he can grasp the powerful football with one hand, and his strength is probably stronger than that of a weightlifter!"

"Goryeo stick has always said that their taekwondo is so powerful, if they fight with Luo Jian, you don't have to think about it to know, even if that Kim Jong-yong Goryeo stick is not enough for him to kick!"

"What kind of thing is a Koryo stick? What is taekwondo? With Luo's strengthened physical fitness, he can at least knock over a hundred Goryeo sticks, and his powerful strength, just touching it, can make Goryeo sticks fall to the ground! ”

"Taekwondo is something that does not enter the stream, Muay Thai is much more powerful than taekwondo, not to mention Xingyi boxing, Bajiquan, Taijiquan and other internal boxing, even sanda is many times more practical than taekwondo!"

"Don't get too far, let's continue to watch the game!"

"Yes, let's watch the game, let's see how many goals our national team can score today!"

"Damn, the national team actually scored sixty-five, and France was still beaten by them, and there was no chance to shoot!"

"It's amazing, a football game is only 90 minutes, and in 90 minutes, 65 goals are scored, and the average time used to score a goal is less than a minute and a half!"

"If it weren't for the foreign devils grinding and chirping and wasting some time, the national team would have been able to score at least a hundred!"

"That is, which of the national team players who grabbed the ball didn't shoot in two or three seconds? The time to grab the ball, shoot, and score the ball only adds up to a few seconds, and if it weren't for the foreign devil's delay, at least three or four could be scored in a minute! ”

"Did you find it, as long as our national team shoots today, the goal will go in!"

"I've seen it a long time ago, don't you say it, I haven't paid much attention to it, how did the football skills of the national team become so powerful?"

"Sixty-five! Sixty-five! Is this football good? It's not basketball, and it's rare to score sixty-five in basketball games! ”

"Who said that? After a basketball game, the one who scores more points can score more than 100 points! ”

"Basketball, there are three points, two points, one point, football is a number, playing basketball, 30 three-point shots, there are 90 points, 2-point goals score 45, there are 90 points, basketball and football are different!"

"How big is the basketball court? How big is a football field, can it be compared? ”

"It's worth the ticket!"

"Huaguo football is finally rising, no, I have to go and celebrate!"

"Brother, count me in!"

"I'll go too, we won't get drunk or go home!"

"Watching Chinese football, soaking foreign girls, this is what Chinese men should do!"

"Brothers, I just came out of China, can you take me to pick up foreign girls?"

"This matter is on me, I will take you to ride a foreign girl tonight, and take you to win glory for the country!"

In the territory of Huaguo, in the dormitory of Shuangqing University, in the middle of the night, it should be quiet, but at this time, the cheers are unconscious.

"Hey, Brother Long, do you see the Olympics? Do you know that our Chinese football team played France a 65-0? A boy with a pimple on his face said with a mobile phone.

"Are you kidding me? Still sixty-five to zero? A young man's voice came from his phone.

"Really, what am I lying to you for? If you don't believe me, turn on the computer and watch it yourself! ”

On one website after another, the headline of the national football team's big victory over France is red, and it occupies the top spot.

"Damn, is our national team so good? A soccer game with sixty-five goals? This news is fake, right? ”

"I also think this news is fake, with the strength of our national team, it is good to be able to beat France, and we have scored 65 goals, while France has not scored a single goal, is our national team so awesome?"

"It's only 90 minutes in a football game, and you score 65 goals. After the identification, the landlord is an idle egg, using this kind of fake news to play us! ”

"A group of second-hand goods, is it true? You're not going to see it yourself, are you? Based on speculation alone, it is concluded that our national team will not be able to score sixty-five goals, and I see that you lack nothing, just some intelligence! ”

"Hell, goalkeepers can score? Landlord, you simply said that the referee scored a goal, can the goalkeeper score? ”

"That's it, the goalkeepers are all going to shoot, where is the coach?"

"It's too fake, this news is too fake, landlord, do you think we're all as stupid as you?"

"Stupid landlord, distort the facts, even if you are patriotic, you can't be so detached from reality!"

"Forget it, I'll send you a video to let you see how our goalkeeper in China shot the football into the goal of the French devil!"

"Wow, it's true, this goalkeeper named Luo Qiang is too powerful! At a distance of more than 80 meters, he shot the football into the opponent's goal with one kick, which is too awesome! ”

"Eh, I thought the landlord was a stupid fork, but I didn't expect another second goods to pop up!"

"Stupid, don't you believe it, won't you go and see the video uploaded by the landlord yourself?"

"The identification is complete, this video is synthesized by the landlord!"

"Second goods, I have repeatedly confirmed that this video is real!"

"A group of guys with IQ arrears, you go and watch the national sports network, you will know if this video is real!"

"Damn, it's true!"

"Nima, our Chinese athletes are too powerful! Not only did the football win a big game, winning a 65-0, but even the 100-meter dash broke the world record! ”

"Isn't the 100-meter dash a's forte?"

"It's amazing, winning every game, doing a foreign devil with no temper, not only football and track and field, but even swimming!"

"What's going on? The level of football in our country has always been at the bottom, why did it suddenly become so powerful? ”

"Yes! Our country's football has always lived up to our expectations and has never been a hero, so what's wrong with the national team today? Could it be that they are all possessed by aliens? ”

"Did the guys in the national team wear their underwear and turn into Superman? Otherwise, can they do this? ”

"It's so relieving, you can score sixty-five in football, but I don't know how tomorrow's basketball game will be?"

"I'm afraid basketball can't work, the gap between basketball in our country and the NBA is too big!"

"If you say no, you can't? Football can turn over, why can't basketball? ”