Chapter 1035 Buddha is drunk
Chapter 1035 Buddha is drunk
Taishang Laojun cast a spell to let the yak get out of the mouth of the bamboo leaf green snake king, and the yak broke free and scattered its four hooves and fled desperately.
The Bamboo Leaf Green Snake King gasped on the ground, Taishang Laojun made a move, and the Bamboo Leaf Green Snake King slowly became smaller, and swam into the palm of Taishang Laojun's hand and lay down without moving.
Yundou: "Taishang Laojun, you won't let Doudou kill the crab king, and you won't let you kill the snake king, so you will allow them to harm people?" ”
Taishang Laojun was a little embarrassed when he was questioned by Yundou: "Doudou! Every species has its own space,
If it is extinct, there will be no such thing in the world. ”
He Qingxiu: "Laojun, go to Tianji Palace for tea!" Taishang Laojun put the Bamboo Leaf Green Snake King into a bag: "Okay! ”
Pu Xin didn't go, they played chess when they had nothing to do, and they argued endlessly every day.
Taishang Laojun: "What are the three stinky chess baskets arguing about!" ”
Pu Xin: "Taishang Laojun is here!" Come and play a game of chess? Taishang Laojun: "Do you regard Tianji Palace as your home?" ”
Yunheshan people: "No way, Qing Xiu will stay and won't let go." ”
Jin Luo: "The three of us only occupy a small area of Tianji Palace, and we don't disturb the He family." ”
They are in an independent courtyard on Tianji Palace Mountain, and the children of the He family do not come to disturb them.
They have nothing to do to play chess and chat, and the yellow oriole and egret serve the three of them to eat and drink.
I don't want to go when my life is comfortable, and when Taishang Laojun arrives, they quarrel even more fiercely.
The Bamboo Leaf Green Snake King was collected by Taishang Laojun, and the bamboo leaf green snakes in the grass turned into green bamboo.
It is rare to see a bamboo leaf green poisonous snake in Qingzhu Mountain, and it is about to go to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple, Anna is reluctant to go to Yunzhi'er,
hugged her daughter and didn't let go, Concubine Zhang: "Anna, Yunzhi'er went to learn art." ”
Anna: "What's the use of a girl's kung fu?" That's pretty much it. ”
Yun Zhi'er: "No! Master asked me to study for another ten years. Anna pursed her lips and wanted to cry: "It will take ten years?" ”
Yun Zhi'er: "Anna, don't cry, if you cry, Yun Zhi'er doesn't want you." ”
Anna hurriedly wiped her tears: "Mom didn't cry!" ”
Jiang Min: "Anna, my son used to treat me like this, and I don't like to cry now." ”
Concubine Zhang: "Yunzhi'er, you can't talk to your mother like this." ”
Yun Zhi'er: "Mom, I'm right. ”
Concubine Zhang: "My daughter, you're right. Yun Na shouted: "My sister, Nana will also go with you to learn art." ”
The family laughed, and Yundou said: "Dad! Lingshan's mother wants to accept a daughter from the He family as an apprentice, let Nana go. ”
Davina: "Nana doesn't learn martial arts!" ”
He Qingxiu: "Why does Lingshan's mother want the daughter of the He family to be an apprentice?" ”
Yundou: "Envy, the master accepted two daughters of the He family, and the old mother of Lingshan was greedy." ”
Davina pity Baba: "Master! I can't bear Nana, can I not go? ”
He Qingxiu asked, "Nana, are you willing to be a capable person like your sister?" ”
As long as Yun Na saw Yun Dou flying in the air, she was very envious: "Yes!" ”
Davina: "Mom doesn't want to, Nana can't leave Mom's side. ”
Anna: "Master, I can't bear Yunzhi'er to go to Da Lei Yin Temple again, Nana is so young, Davina must be reluctant." ”
He Qingxiu: "You have nothing to do, arrange things for you to do, and you won't miss your daughter." "The founding of New China,
No one will be allowed to have so many wives, and they can't stay in Tianji Palace all day,
Zhang Lan is in Vancouver, USA, Nan Feiyan is in modern Fuzhou, and the rest of his wives are by his side.
He Qingxiu: "Shanghai is now liberated, and after I go back, Yunzhongyan and Yang Liuer will go to Shanghai." ”
Concubine Zhang: "Master! Ready to separate the sisters? ”
He Qingxiu: "Yes! The new society does not allow two wives, let alone so many of you? ”
Yun Zhongyan: "It's no problem that I'm Shanghai, you can look at He Yunhai." Yun Ling'er: "Mom, don't look at me?" ”
Yun Zhongyan: "You take the child to Guan Jiangkou." Yun Ling'er: "Drive me away again, are you my own mother?" ”
Yun Zhongyan: "No, your mother is Concubine Zhang." After the family laughed,
He Qingxiu: "Anna and Davina return to Hangzhou, and I will let people arrange things for you to do." ”
Jiang Feng: "Master, Feng'er is going to school, where am I going?" He Qingxiu: "Where do you want to go?" ”
Jiang Feng: "The two sisters go to Shanghai, the two sisters go to Hangzhou, the bathroom in Shanghai is watched by Brother Zhang Liang, I want to go to Suzhou." ”
There is heaven above, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below, although Jiang Feng has never been to Suzhou, I heard people say that the scenery of Suzhou is very beautiful, and the climate is good.
He Qingxiu: "Okay! After you go back, arrange for you and Feng'er to go to Suzhou. ”
Concubine Zhang: "I'll stay in Tianji Palace, Jiang Min!" You go to Demon Spirit Mountain. ”
Jiang Min: "Don't go, I'm afraid that Yaya will bully my son." "The granddaughter is about the same age as the son,
Yaya's temper is used to coming out, and it's normal to bully the clouds,
He Qingxiu: "Let's go to Penglai!" The house there is idle, and I was going to let you go there before. ”
Penglai Wonderland is backed by the sea, a place that many people dream of,
Jiang Min: "Okay! In the future, the master will go to whichever house he wants. ”
He Qingxiu: "Okay! So it's arranged! Yunzhi'er, Da Lei Yin Temple has arrived. Anna hugged Yunzhi'er and cried,
Yun Zhi'er didn't lose her temper at this time, and said softly: "Mom! I went to study art with Master,
In a few years, I'll go home with you and promise not to leave you again, okay? ”
Anna: "Hangzhou is so far away in the west, my mother can't see you if she wants to, Yunzhi'er!" Is it okay not to go? ”
Taishang Laojun: "If you come?" How did you get to the Heavenly Machine Palace? Buddha Nyolai: "You can come, why can't the deity come?" ”
Yun Dou and Yun Zhi'er rushed over: "Yun Dou! Yun Zhi'er see Master! ”
Buddha Rulai: "I'm afraid that you can't bear Yunzhi'er, let him go home in three years!" ”
He Qingxiu: "Anna, did you hear that?" The Buddha let Yun Zhi'er go home for three years. Anna: "Thank you, Buddha! ”
Concubine Zhang: "Buddha! Laojun! Drinks and food are ready! ”
He Qingxiu: "Let them bring it here!" "Autumn moon, summer lotus, winter plum serving, orioles, egrets wipe the table, set chairs,
Yundou: "Master! Drink red wine or white wine? Buddha Rulai: "Little Doudou, dare to let the master break the vows, can the master drink?" ”
Yundou poured red wine: "Master, Doudou is wrong, this is a juice to taste." ”
Taishang Laojun: "Three! Don't think about it, you all lose this game of chess, let's drink! ”
Taishang Laojun picked up his wine glass: "Buddha! To you one? Buddha: "Pour the juice of the beans, feel free!" ”
Three glasses of red wine in the stomach, such as the Buddha whispered Yun Dou: "Doudou!" Add less liquor. ”
Yun Dou nodded: "Master! If you can't drink a small bowl, Doudou will change a large bowl for you and add some other drinks. ”
Yun Zhi'er poured wine for Taishang Laojun and the three Dongdaxian, but the He family didn't come to disturb him.
A few bowls of wine in the stomach, such as the Buddha: "Good wine!" "Drinking wine in large bowls and eating meat in large chunks are no longer exquisite.
Anyway, others can't see it, and people who eat at a table don't talk nonsense,
Taishang Laojun: "Doudou!" Eat too, sisters, and don't just pour us wine. ”
This meal lasted for two hours, and when the Buddha was drunk, Yun Dou: "Yun Zhi'er, send Master back!" ”
Buddha Rulai: "Master is not drunk, Yunzhi'er just go back with Master." "Yundou is not at ease,
Helped the Buddha to the elk, and the two sisters accompanied the Buddha back,
Taishang Laojun: "The Buddha can't drink too much, let's continue to drink!" "Yundou sent the Buddha back and came back,
The Buddha slept drunk for three days, and Yun Zhi'er guarded him for three days without closing his eyes.
Venerable Niga came to see it for a while, but he didn't dare to say that the Buddha was drunk.
It was said that the Buddha was in retreat, and all those who came to see him were gone, and after three days the Buddha woke up: "Good wine!" ”
Yun Zhi'er: "Master! When I woke up, my sister secretly hid a few jars for you. ”
Buddha Nyolai: "Don't let them know, hide, go to sleep." ”
(End of chapter)