Chapter Ninety-Three: Acting
I have been practicing our Jiang family's ancestral boxing techniques with my dad since I was a child, and although I have never touched anyone when I am so old, I have no actual combat experience, but I am not very afraid when facing the fierce fat chef and his accomplices.
I had the confidence to get out of their hands.
But I can get out of it myself, but what about Zheng Haibing and Xiao Lanling?
Can I protect myself, can I protect them?
I don't have any confidence in that!
But I can't leave my apprentices and brothers alone, let them be chopped into dumpling filling, and I will escape by myself!
If I do this kind of thing, then even if I owe Zheng Haibing and Xiao Lanling a cause and effect that they will never be able to repay, this will not only make me owe a huge amount of karma, but also damage my Dao heart, so that my phase master level will never be able to improve!
In that case, my life will be ruined!
Therefore, the three of us are like grasshoppers tied to the same rope, if we want to live, we have to live together! If you want to die, you will die together!
Of course, I definitely don't want to die, I don't want to be chopped into dumpling filling, but I don't have the time to comfort Zheng Haibing at this time, I have to find a way to delay as much time as possible and wait for the SWAT to arrive!
So I held my copycat phone in my hand, and then shouted loudly: "Don't come, you are not allowed to come, if you come again, I will call the police!" ”
As I expected, the fat chef and his gang of accomplices all burst out laughing when I threatened them with my phone and told them to call the police, looking at me like a fool.
Seeing this, I deliberately made a look of annoyance and anger, and used my mobile phone to dial the alarm number that even the children knew.
But I dialed several times, but the call never came out!
Then I asked for Zheng Haibing's mobile phone, and Xiao Lanling's mobile phone also came over, and used the mobile phones of the three of us to dial 110 there repeatedly!
And now the fat chef and his gang had been standing there laughing and watching me perform as if they were watching a circus clown perform an antic.
Actually, of course, I knew that the three of us had no cell phone signal, and I did this to delay a little time, and second, to let the fat chef and the gang let their guard down and lower their vigilance.
As long as they think they're in full control of the situation and the three of us don't pose any threat to them, I can deal with them for a little longer.
To be honest, I quite recognize my own acting skills, and I don't know if I can get a little gold man back at the Academy Awards!
Anyway, my performance made the fat chef and the gang directly think of me as a fool!
For the first time in my life, I acted in front of people, and I played a stupid role, and I couldn't get drunk!
But I can't help it, for the safety of my brother and apprentice, even if I play a fool, I have to act!
But acting is a technical job, and if it's too fake, it's a bad act!
Obviously, none of the three mobile phones can get through to 110, if I keep calling there, then I am not a fool, but an idiot!
I understand the truth that everything should not be too much.
So I looked at my phone blankly and muttered, "What's going on?" Why can't you get out? ”
Hearing what I said, a guy with an axe in his hand looked at me with a look of disdain and said, "Fool, my boss has installed a high-power mobile phone signal jammer here, and it would be hellish if your phone could get through!" ”
I estimate that the boss of this guy is a fat chef nine times out of ten, so I didn't pay attention to him, but stared at the fat chef with an angry face and asked, "Why are you installing a mobile phone signal jammer here, is the dumpling you sell really made of human flesh filling?" ”
I, a college student full of rustic and cottage atmosphere, was not taken seriously by the fat chef in the first place, and now he was surrounded by more than a dozen people under him with weapons, and he was even more unscrupulous.
And at this moment, in the eyes of the fat chef, the three of us were already destined to be chopped into dumpling fillings by him, so he was not in a hurry to do it.
It's like when a cat catches a mouse, a cat always likes to play with the mouse for a while before killing the mouse.
And there are some situations that the fat chef still has to figure out before he can kill us.
So the fat chef stared at me and asked, "How did you three find here?" How did you get in? How long has it been since you came in? ”
I pretended to be a little scared and replied, "I suspected that there was something wrong with the dumpling filling you were selling, so the three of us secretly followed your car all the way!" Then I climbed the wall outside for a long time, and I just came in not long ago! ”
The fat chef's face sank when he heard this, and he raised his voice by several decibels, and asked me again, "Aren't you four men together?" And what about one more person? Where did he go? ”
I said, "He said that we were nosy and didn't want to join us, so he would have gone back to school a long time ago!" ”
Hearing my answer, the fat chef was completely relieved, but he turned his eyes on the guy who was scolding me with an axe and reprimanded him.
"Three people touched in, why didn't the two dead dogs react at all? also said what kind of bullshit ghost mastiff, it's really not as good as a soil dog! Erdanzi, I said that you spend so much money, and the two dead dogs you raise are useless, it's better to chop up the dumplings used to make dog meat filling! ”
The guy with the axe was very depressed, and he frowned and muttered to himself: "The ghost-faced mastiff is the most ferocious and responsive of the Tibetan mastiffs, and I don't know what happened to those two dead dogs?" If it's really useless, then chop it into dumpling filling! ”
Dogs are much stronger than humans in terms of smell and hearing, and the two ghost mastiffs are far away from us, but I'm sure the two of them will be able to hear what the fat cook and the axe-carrying guy are saying.
To be honest, I wish they had said a few more times about chopping those two ghost mastiffs into dumpling fillings, which is definitely not a bad thing for me!
When they say that, it's easy for those two ghosts to betray them and turn to my side.
At this time, I pretended to be trembling, and asked the fat chef in a trembling voice: "This, this chef brother, the three of us just want to satisfy our curiosity, and we don't have any other ideas, can you let us go and let us go back to school?" If it's too late this time, you won't even be able to enter the dormitory door! ”
Hearing what I said like an idiot, the fat chef and his gang were laughing again.
While laughing, the fat chef said, "I just said that there is a shortage of fresh meat from live people to make dumpling filling, do you think I will release the three of you who are sent to the door?" ”
I looked even more frightened at this time, not only was my voice trembling, but even my body was shaking there, and I asked while shaking: "You, you, do you really use human flesh to make dumpling filling?" ”
The fat chef looked at me as if he was looking at an ant that he could step on at any time, and said to me with contempt: "If it weren't for the dumplings stuffed with human flesh, would so many people line up for dozens of meters to eat every day?" ”
Hearing this, I pretended to be surprised and frightened and asked, "Selling so many dumplings with meat fillings every day, how many people do you have to kill to be enough?" ”
Hearing this question I asked, the fat chef showed a smug look on his face, and said with a smug smile on his face: "Guarding such a large crematorium, do you think I will be short of human flesh for dumpling filling?" ”
Then the fat chef explained to me: "We have an incinerator here that goes straight to the crematorium, and after sending the dead to the crematorium, our people inside the crematorium will cut off the flesh of the dead in the incinerator first, and then push it into the incinerator to burn, and the bones will be burned to ashes for the family, and the meat will be wrapped into dumplings for us to sell for money!" ”
Hearing this, I said to the fat chef in a pleading tone: "Since the meat you use to make dumplings is dead human flesh, then please let us go!" I can assure you that as long as you let us go, we will say absolutely nothing! ”
In the face of my pleading, the fat chef sneered and said, "How can I use all dead human flesh, it will affect the taste of the dumpling filling, so I will add some fresh live human flesh to the dumpling filling every day!" ”