"Master, don't say it, you two really look alike, especially this side face, it's exactly the same!"

Ou Yangming rolled his eyes, Bajie, are you teased as a teacher?

Where is it like? Where is it like?

Although he missed the mantra a hundred or dozens of times, he was embarrassed to punish the eight precepts when outsiders were here.

"Amitabha! Taishi, the poor monk is not your emperor, just a monk who went to the west to learn scriptures. ”

When Ou Yangming's words fell, Zhu Bajie muttered in a low voice.

"Master, there are benefits to being handsome, look at you and you are also in other people's history books. Now, the queen of the daughter country should treat us well, right? ”

Sun Wukong squinted his eyes and smiled, circled around Ou Yangming, and then laughed.

"I think the queen will not only treat us well, but the master will also be robbed! It's good to marry the queen! Hahahaha!! ”

Ou Yangming couldn't wait to rush up and give Sun Wukong, a naughty monkey, a "sugar fried chestnut"!

Even the master laughed dryly, right?

The sand monk on the side looked at his senior brother with a strange expression, and then nodded thoughtfully.

Poof!!

Ou Yangming's heart at this time felt like he had received a 10,000-point critical blow.

Now even the honest and honest Sha Monk has changed, what kind of sin is he making!

"Elder Tang, you have come thousands of miles to our Xiliang Women's Country, so please be sure to stay! Besides, you look so much like our ancestors, you must have been blessed by God with the Xiliang Female Kingdom. ”

Taishi looked at Ou Yangming excitedly and shouted loudly.

Poof!!

Heaven give you a fart!

If the poor monk hadn't taken revenge on the old man for the great merit of learning scriptures in the west, and pressed his disciples under the Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, who would have come to your Xiliang Women's Country for the sake of the great merit of learning scriptures from the West? !

It's a pity that he can't say this, otherwise Rulai will definitely fight the risk of failure to learn from the west, fall directly from the sky, and slap him to death.

"Amitabha! The master is serious, the poor monk is just a man, and he still can't marry a monk and have children. So please ....... too."

Before Ou Yangming could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the excited Taishi.

"Elder Tang, you must stay and be the king of a country in our Xiliang Women's Country. I think that our ancestors of Xiliang women are also intermarried with men and women and have children. Later, in desperation, in order to continue the national fortune, he drank water and gave birth in this mother river.

Today, the ancestors have appeared, and they have been gifted by God. Elder Tang, you must follow me to the palace to have a look, our queen is dignified and beautiful, beautiful as a flower, and she is very compatible with you, it is a match made in heaven!

I'm here today to propose to you on behalf of Her Majesty the Queen! If you don't agree, then I'm sorry, our daughter country won't give you a change for customs clearance documents, and you can't go to the west. ”

At this moment, Ou Yangming felt that the day was over.

Is your queen good-looking, it's my business?

Besides, don't mention the manifestation of the ancestors, is it okay if God has given it a gift?

What kind of bullshit is this!!

"Good! All right! Master has become the Queen's husband, so we can have a good meal in the evening! ”

At this time, Zhu Bajie was uncomfortable to speak.

"Eat! Eat! Eat! You know how to eat! Bajie, this way west, do you know that you have three major advantages? ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned, do I still have advantages?

"Master, Master, .....Master, Master, isn't it enough that I have three major advantages, old pig?"

Ou Yangming sneered and said slowly.

"Lustful, gluttonous, sleeping, do you think these three advantages are okay?!"

"Hahahaha!!"

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng didn't expect these three advantages to laugh unbridled without heart and lungs.

Even the Taishi beside him couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.

And she was even more satisfied with Ou Yangming.

Ou Yangming is handsome, and he is so funny and humorous, not like an elm monk, and he agrees with both hands for his future marriage with his own queen.

"Taishi, Taishi, my master is shy, although he refuses with his mouth, he agrees in his heart!"

Sun Wukong, the monkey, finished laughing, ran between Ou Yangming and Taishi, and said with a smile.

Syllable!

Ou Yangming slapped Sun Wukong on the back of the head, and secretly said in his heart, he blamed himself for being too indulgent to Wukong, but now that he said this, it was even more chaotic.

"Phew! Bah! Bah! Brother Monkey, what are you talking about? Our master is a disciple of the Buddha, who has participated in meditation and chanted sutras all his life, how can he marry a wife and have children? Master, you go and tell the queen that our master doesn't love the wealth of the country, and he doesn't love your queen's face. Let her quickly change the customs clearance documents and send us west! ”

Looking at the rare and serious Zhu Bajie, Ou Yangming felt very relieved in his heart.

It seems that Bajie, an inferior product, is quite reliable at the critical moment!

As a result, as soon as he finished thinking about it, Zhu Bajie turned around and stabbed him mercilessly.

"When it comes to the old pig, I have not changed my mind, and I have been making trouble for the master and them on the way to learn the scriptures in the west. So Taishi, look, I will stay with the old pig and marry your queen aggrievedly, how about it?!

Don't look at the old pig, I'm ugly! But it takes strength, you don't need cattle to plow the fields, and you can hand over the land of the whole country to me! The only disadvantage of the old pig is that it eats a large intestine and can eat! ”

Poof!

After doing it for a long time, you didn't speak for the master, but you wanted to stay!

Zhu Bajie, I killed you, stewed and ate pork!

"Amitabha! Forget it, what the Taishi likes is nothing more than the appearance of a poor monk. But Master, do you know that this appearance was not originally a poor monk's. It is only because the poor monk has been extremely ugly since he was a child, so he made a trick and became dignified and handsome. ”

Ou Yangming's idea is very simple, don't you just take a fancy to me and look like your first emperor?

If I don't look like it, and I'm ugly, even if you agree to let the queen marry me, I'm afraid your queen won't want to live or die, right?

Taishi was stunned!

What the? This is not what you are?

"I don't know Elder Tang, can you let this official see your original appearance?"

Ou Yangming nodded with a smile on his face and said.

"Of course you can, speaking of the original appearance of the poor monk, it is called a peerless elegance! But Master, you have to be prepared, don't be frightened by the poor monks. ”

Taishi looked at Ou Yangming bragging with a strange expression, and for the first time in his heart, he felt that this monk was a little unreliable.

Is it used to describe a man's appearance?!

Then ........., and then the Taishi was stunned!!

Sun Wukong and the three of them looked at Ou Yangming's changed appearance, and immediately took three steps back.

O God! How could the Three Realms have such an obscene appearance?!

Because of Ou Yangming's changes, every inch of Yingyang Post Station is filled with an obscene atmosphere, and even when the Buddha sees it, I am afraid that he will be dwarfed and retreat.