Distraction

When it comes to strange and fantasy novels, everyone must have read a lot, and there are many descriptions of the so-called "transformation technique" and "blinding method", which make readers yearn for it while being amazed. Even in the official history, there is no shortage of such descriptions (for example: Zuo Ci plays Cao recorded in the "Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms"). And many bricks will refute rumors in the posture of "scholars", I don't know, these are not rumors in the market, if they are just rumors, how can they appear in the annals of all dynasties

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One day in July 2009, I went to Z City, Henan Province to participate in the "Second Chinese Traditional Martial Arts Rank System Examination" held by the General Administration of Sports of China.

When I came to Z City, I couldn't help but get together with a group of friends in Z City, one is Ma Quanping, a teacher from Y County, Henan, the reason why I call him "Teacher" is because he is nearly 20 years older than me, he is an authentic Henan person, and he has a "Thirteen Taibao" horizontal practice of kung fu (invulnerable hard qigong) is even more superb. He himself is engaged in jade trading, and at the same time has opened several coal mines in P City, which can be regarded as a rich party.

The other is my fellow disciple Wang Li Geng, Li Geng was very beautiful at that time, walking on the street, leading countless girls to turn around, however, he is not practicing martial arts, but a mage who started from the primary school "Zhengyimen" spell.

There is another one, that is, Wei Daoye from Xinjiang, Wei Daoye's lay name is not clear, only remember his legal name "Zhiheng", it is said that he is also a Taoist priest of the Shangqing faction in Maoshan Mountain, but Wang Zhishan Taoist friends are brothers. If you want to talk about Wei Daoye, the legend is that he is the foundation of the special forces of the Lanzhou Military Region, plus years of hard work, and the one-handed Xingyi Fist is also beautiful. At the same time, legend has it that Wei Daoye has been accustomed to going south and north for many years, so he is also familiar with some anecdotes about "Zhiwei".

Naturally, there is no need to go into detail about the rank exam, after all, it has little to do with this article. But he said,After the exam,The four of us drank together.,That's where the story begins.。。。

"Come ~ come ~ come ~," Mr. Ma took the lead in holding his glass, "Congratulations on your successful exam, we should raise a glass to the crime today~"

"Hahaha," Wei Daoye continued, "Yes, Lao Ma is right, as the saying goes, 'when you sing about wine, life is geometric~'Ah~"

"Uh-huh, okay," I said, embarrassedly putting down the lamb skewers I had secretly grabbed in my hand, "Huh? Brother, why don't you drink? I turned my head and saw that Li Geng's cup was actually empty, and I couldn't help but ask.

"Brother," Li Geng said half-lying on the table, "You guys drink, I'm too strong to drink, and I've been so tired lately, not very comfortable, I want to lie down for a while~"

"Oh, okay... I was just about to say a few words of comfort.

At this time, Mr. Ma interrupted me: "Wang Daochang, a manly man, how can you not drink?" Come on, come on, even if you have a drink~"

"Uh... I... But he said that Li Geng hadn't eased up yet, and Mr. Ma had already poured a full cup for him, "I'm sorry, Mr. Ma, I really can't drink it." And I'm so cold and want to sleep... ”

"Cold?" I couldn't help but be surprised, "I'll see... Saying that, I put my hand on Li Geng's forehead and probed, "Eh, you have a fever," and then, he smiled at Teacher Ma, "Come on, Teacher Ma, my junior brother is not feeling well, maybe he has a cold, so let's drink this cup for him~" Saying that, I took two glasses of wine and collided with Ma and Wei and drank them all.

"Hahaha, it's so refreshing~" Wei Daoye kneaded his scattered beard and smiled.

"That is to say, come, we will not get drunk today~" Teacher Ma raised another glass as he spoke.

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That's it, you respect me, I respect you, and the order of three rounds of drinking has passed. Everyone was a little drunk, and at this time, Wei Daoye had just picked up the cup and was about to toast, but he saw that Teacher Ma suddenly said with a serious face: "The three Daoists are slow, I have something I want to discuss with you." ”

"Oh?" I raised my eyebrows and said, "If you have something to say, just say it, why be so serious?" ”

"Yes, yes," Wei Daoye said and put down the wine glass in his hand, "What are the words, why bother to spit out?" ”

As for Li Geng, he was still lying on the table and didn't say a word.

"That's right, three Taoist masters," Teacher Ma said, stood up, and paced the trail, "I have a coal mine in P City, originally, everything is normal, and the annual income is also quite rich, but there have been supernatural events recently, which makes me uneasy... ”

"Oh? Interesting," as he spoke, Wei Daoye picked up three or four mutton skewers, and slammed them out, "What kind of supernatural event, just talk about it." ”

"That's right," Mr. Ma couldn't help frowning, and said with his hand on his forehead, "The night inspectors on the mine have always reacted recently, before and after the ugly hour, the video equipment can always shoot the picture of the transport truck transporting coal from the mine, and at the same time, you can always smell a bad smell. However, at that time, the lights in the mine were turned off early in the morning, not to mention the vehicles in storage, and there were no other coal mines near my mine. At first, I thought it was an old man who was watching the night, and his old eyes were dizzy and he couldn't see clearly, but a few days ago, I was on night duty in the mine, and I found that the camera was an image of a transport vehicle, and there were no ruts on the road outside. At that time, we were frightened, I don't know what the situation was, and then the workers spread that the mine was haunted, and the output also dropped sharply. ”

"Hahaha, hmm~" Wei Daoye said vaguely while chewing on the mutton skewers, "What is this, it must be some mountain spirits and strange troubles, it is not surprising, all of us, which one of us is not in the wind and rain, and how much wind and frost has we experienced?" Hmm~" said, swallowing the meat skewer and continued, "Anyway, I'm fine, let's have a good drink tonight, tomorrow morning, I'll go with you~"

"Hahaha, Wei Daoye is quick to talk~ I thank you first," Teacher Ma turned his head to look at me and Li Gengdao, "What about the two of you?" ”

"I... I'm afraid I won't be able to go," Li Geng held his head and said, "I'm not feeling well, and I have something at home, so I'll leave first in a while, and I won't go tomorrow... ”

"Hmph," Mr. Ma gave Li Geng a roll of his eyes, turned to me and said, "Li Da, what do you say?" ”

"Me?" Although I was dissatisfied with Mr. Ma's contempt for Li Geng, after all, people came to Henan to receive me, but it was difficult to refuse, so I said, "In this way, in a while, you send a car, let the driver buy some medicine, and then send my junior brother home safely, and I will go with you early tomorrow morning." ”

"Haha, no problem~ It's a trivial matter!" As he spoke, he called the driver to arrange for him to be absent.

After a while, the driver arrived at the door of the hotel, and Mr. Ma pouted and said, "Wang Daochang, your car has arrived, please first." ”

"Thank you." Li Geng staggered to his feet and saluted and said goodbye to Teacher Ma, but Teacher Ma couldn't do it.

"Teacher, sit down, I'll send it off." As I spoke, I ignored Mr. Ma's reaction and helped Li Geng out of the hotel.

"Brother," Li Geng said as he walked, "What do you think about this?" ”

"Oh? I think there should have been vicious accidents underground, and there was revenge for the unjust death, right? I whispered.

"It's not that easy," Li Geng said inaudibly, "not to mention that there are really ghosts in the well, how can they make such a big move, even if they can make it, then what do dead people want coal for?" ”

"Huh?" I was stunned, "I didn't expect that... ”

"Brother," Li Geng said to me, "this matter, I think it should still be a living person, you can see if there are any holes around the mine tomorrow, the hole does not need to be too big, if there is, this matter must be a 'conjure' made by someone with brutes, as I expected, that person must also be an inner ghost." ”

"What do you mean... I muttered.

"Brother," Li Geng's haggard voice became smaller and smaller, "Tomorrow, you can go down the well first, first, you can test the situation in the well, and second, you must have someone to be a guide when you go down, whoever is the most active is the inner ghost." ”

"I understand," I said while holding Li Geng's hand, "Senior brother, don't work too hard, you must keep your health, go back early, remember to give me news when you get home, and call me at any time if you feel unwell." ”

"Well," Li Geng sat in the driveway, "Brother, you should go back early~ If there are variables tomorrow, call me at any time, you are outside, you have to pay more attention to your body." ”

"Don't worry, I'll be self-conscious." I reluctantly said, "Senior brother, take care, we will go back to the mountain together in the future." ”

When the door was about to close, the junior brother shouted hoarsely: "Brother, remember to wear a safety helmet when you go down the well~"

Watching the car go away, I couldn't help but feel a sense of desolation in my heart.

Back in the house, Wei Daoye and Teacher Ma were making fist orders, and when they saw me coming back, they pulled me to drink together, and they didn't show it.

After a night of silence, we set out for the mine at dawn, and the two places were not far away, arriving at about noon. After getting out of the car, stretching and breathing in the fresh air, Wei Daoye and I couldn't help but look at each other, and felt relaxed and happy.

"Two Dao Masters," Teacher Ma stepped forward and said, "What are you going to do now?" How do you need us to cooperate? ”

"Call me two miners, and then prepare a trolley for me and twenty small red flags to listen to~" I yawned.

"What are you?" Teacher Ma looked at me blankly.

"I'm going to go down the mine and take a look, and then I'm going to walk around the mine." I'm in the right way.

"Okay, no problem," Mr. Ma said, turned his head to look at the driver and said, "Go and call Lao Wu who is in charge of production and Lao Li who is in charge of technology, and accompany Yang Daochang to go down the well, you drive my car and wait outside, and if necessary, obey orders at any time." ”

"Okay." The driver answered and went to make arrangements.

"What about you?" Teacher Ma looked at Wei Daoye and said.

"Find me a quiet room, and prepare forty more skewers of mutton, a leg of lamb, more cumin, less chili, and twenty bottles of beer." Wei Daoye wiped his mouth and said.

"Okay, haha." Teacher Ma responded heartily, "Huh? It seemed that something suddenly occurred to him, so he asked, "Don't you need to do something?" ”

"Aren't you haunted at night?" Wei Daoye looked disdainful, "I have to recharge my energy, so that I can catch ghosts at night." ”

"Oh oh oh," Teacher Ma said with a smile, "Look at my memory, hahaha." As he spoke, he pulled Wei Daoye towards the office building.

After a while, the driver came back to me with two people, one of the sharp-beaked monkey gills was the production of Lao Wu, but I saw that the old Wu's small eyes were rolling around, and he was not good at stubble, and the other was Lao Li, the technical director with a loyal face, wearing a boxy thick glass mirror, with an old pedantic posture.

"It's hard work for the two of you," I said with a joke, "I've heard about the matter of your mine, I think there should be a lot of ghosts, and now I want the two of you to take me to the mine to have a look, I don't know if you dare?" ”

"What the Taoist chief said is extremely true!" Lao Wu hurriedly said, "I have told Mr. Ma countless times, it must be a ghost, he doesn't listen, you don't know, this well is evil!" ”

"How can there be ghosts in this world~" Lao Li said and pushed his glasses.

"You know what?" Lao Wu interrupted Lao Li's words, "The Taoist chief is right, I also see it this way, otherwise, what's going on outside?" Can you give an explanation? ”

"This..." Lao Li was speechless for a while.

"Come, Dao Chief," Lao Wu came to my side and said, "Dao Chief, please take this with you, come with me." As he spoke, he handed me a safety helmet.

After taking the steel helmet, I inevitably thought of Li Genglai, and couldn't help sighing, "What's wrong with you?" Lao Wu asked.

"It's nothing," I smiled awkwardly, "and I can't help but think of going to the well again... ”

"Oh," Lao Wu continued, "Actually, you don't have to go down, this matter is obvious, it must be a ghost, if you go down, it's too dangerous, it's better for you to just go down, if we don't say it, Mr. Ma won't know." ”

"That's not going to work," I refused, "to be a Taoist priest, you have to be responsible." Saying that, he buckled up his safety helmet and walked forward, and when he passed Lao Wu, he actually asked a pungent smell, and he was stunned, and he couldn't help but know it in his heart.

When I got down the shaft, there were three minecarts, Lao Li was the first to open the way, and I was in the middle, but it was Lao Wu who was behind. When I got to the well, I took advantage of the two of them to be unprepared, and quietly used an "eye-opening charm" to open my eyes, only to see that although there was some yin Qi around, it was not very thick, and occasionally a few wild ghosts passing by, but they couldn't set off any big waves. Only at this moment, a weak voice suddenly came from behind him: "Give me back my life~~~Woo woo~~~ Give me back my life~~~"

Because I was sitting in the middle, looking at Lao Li in front of me, my body trembled obviously, and I heard Lao Wu behind me screaming: "Ah~~~~!" There's a ghost~~~~! However, because he had already opened his eyes, he knew that there was no change at all in the nearby Qi field, and the voice came from behind him, and the cry was "Lao Wu" was the worst, so there was no doubt that Lao Wu was pretending to be a ghost. But now, after all, in the well, it is not good to break it, so I also pretend to be afraid, so that one can make Lao Wu relax his vigilance, and the other can make Lao Wu feel that I am a liar and despise me, which will benefit me without harm.

Just thinking about it, the minecart had returned to the ground, and Lao Wu couldn't wait to say: "Dao Chief, you have also seen it, there are indeed ghosts~ You still call Dao Chang Wei to go down to hunt ghosts together~"

"Well, you're right," I nodded my head at once, "In this case, please go and say hello to Mr. Ma and Lao Wei, and I'll go and make it convenient." ”

"Okay, you go and come back quickly~" Lao Wu said, turned around and left.

And I went to find the driver, and asked the driver to take me around the coal mine, looking for a hole in the ground from time to time. After a short time, I found a hole with the thickness of seven or eight bowls in the corner of the wall and under the courtyard wall. I planted a red flag on each hole, went back to the car and said to the driver, "I have an important task to give you now, and you must complete it!" ”

"You say." The driver replied competently.

"Call a cement infusion truck, fill all the holes where I planted the red flag with cement, and no one is allowed to fall." After a pause, he continued, "It must be completed before dark, and no one is allowed to know, including Mr. Ma. ”

"Oh? Why? "The driver was inexplicable.

"I have my own opinions, and I will tell Mr. Ma later that if there is a problem, I will take care of it, you just have to do it." I said as I leaned back in my chair and lit a cigarette.

"No problem~ Just look at it~" The driver agreed with a smile, "Then where are you going now?" ”

"Take me to see Wei Daoye." I replied.

"Okay." With a promise, the driver pulled me to Wei Daoye's place.

When I entered the door, there was a smell of wine, and Wei Daoye and Teacher Ma were drinking happily.

"I'm back~" Wei Daoye burped, "Say, what did you find?" ”

"How do you know what I've found?" I asked rhetorically and leaned back on the couch.

"If you want to say that others are afraid of ghosts, I believe it, and if you say you're afraid, I don't believe it," Wei Daoye "pong" opened another bottle and continued, "You must have left something behind, right?" ”

"Shh~" I made a silencing gesture.

"Say~" Teacher Ma was confused.

"It won't work, tonight, I'll definitely let you catch that car." I said with a smile.

"Oh?" Teacher Ma was overjoyed, "That feeling is good~"

Saying that, everyone was pulling all over the world, just waiting for dark.

In the afternoon, when the time came, "Let's go now." I stretched.

"Where are you going so late?" Teacher Ma asked.

"Of course it's the concierge monitoring room~hahaha~" Wei Daoye bit the mutton skewers and smiled. As he spoke, he walked out of the "quiet room" and walked towards the monitoring room.

Teacher Ma and I followed behind, but said that when we walked to the monitoring room, before we could sit down, the security administrator Xiao Zhang exclaimed: "Ghost~coming~coming~coming~"

"What the hell?" Mr. Ma leaned in front of the screen, waited to see it clearly, and turned back to us and said, "Dao Chief, this is the car~"

"It's a small meaning, it's just a ghost car, let's go to the gatehouse now, wait for me to open the altar, and I'll beat it away in a while~" Wei Daoye said and picked up the magic weapon bag and was about to go out.

"Wait," I said without hurrying, "the porter's call is coming." ”

"Ringing ring~" was just saying, and suddenly the office phone rang, "Hey? Teacher Ma picked up the phone with a suspicious expression, "The doorman? Is it really you? He looked back at me and continued, "What? He's NN's, catch, I'll be there right away! ”

"Did you catch it?" I didn't lift my head to the tunnel.

"Yes, the doorman said, caught a transport truck that was smuggling coal." Teacher Ma's eyes shot out of the light channel.

"It's Lao Wu, right?" I continued.

"How do you know?" Teacher Ma was surprised.

"It's nothing," I played, "It's all a game, set by Li Geng, and laid out by me." ”

"What ????" Teacher Ma's eyes widened instantly.

"It's nothing, let's go over." With that, the three of us went to the porter.

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"Old Wu, do you still have to quibble?" I sneered.

"What are you quibbling about?" Lao Wu pretended to be innocent, "Mr. Ma, don't listen to his nonsense, he is a liar~"

"Bang", "Eh", "Bang", "Ah", Teacher Ma was furious, and he gave Lao Wu two mouths, "You say, what's going on?" ”

"Mr. Ma, I'm this time, I've been a ghost before, I don't believe you asked Yang Daochang~" Lao Wu knelt down and wailed.

"What the hell is going on?" The old horse turned to me with red eyes and asked.

"Haha," I paced out of the crowd, "Mr. Ma, do you smell the stench on Lao Wu's body?" ”

"What's the matter, he probably hasn't taken a shower for a long time?" Teacher Ma was stunned.

"What's there?" I sneered, "This old Wu plays with this hand, called 'illusion', that is, 'blinding method', he first dug a hole from outside the mine into the mine, and then in the dead of night is to make the raised 'weasel' enter the mine, let the 'weasel' in the gatehouse a few more farts, you know, this 'weasel' fart itself has the effect of confusing people's hearts, as long as a little bit of the trick of taming the beast, so that a guard uncle can not see something is too easy." It was Li Geng who had the same trick, and I asked the driver to fill the hole of the 'weasel' with cement today, so Lao Wu didn't succeed. ”

"No wonder, it always stinks." The uncle couldn't help muttering when he heard this.

"So, he's the inner ghost?" Teacher Ma will be skeptical.

"Mr. Ma, big brother!" Lao Wu cried miserably and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, we are in the well and he personally admits that there are powerful ghosts!" ”

"How do you explain that?" Teacher Ma couldn't help but stare at me with triangular eyes.

"Hehehe, I don't have anything to explain, wait for me, I'll let Lao Wu explain it to you." Saying that, I reached out and took out an "eye-opening talisman" from the magic bag to make magic water, and poured it into Lao Wu, and then recited the "mantra to save suffering", "Om Ming Ming turns into a spirit, Om quietly and quietly mystical, Om... "Attracting the undead in the vicinity.

"Who are you?" Lao Wu doubted, "You, no... No.. Foot! Oh my God, the ghost~~~" Lao Wu cried and knelt forward, "Are you Xiao Qin?" Instantly, he became panicked, "I didn't do that mining accident, you don't blame me for dying... Yes... I was wrong... Help me.... ”

"Did you say it yourself, or did I ask them to think about it for you?" I snapped.

"I said, I said it all," Lao Wu cried and called his mother, "I did it, and the horse is always me... ”

"You're a brute... Saying that, Mr. Ma went up with a kick, and then shouted around, "Come on, tie him up and send him to the Public Security Bureau~"

Saying that, someone sent Lao Wu to the Public Security Bureau.

But Mr. Ma walked in front of me, "Lida, thank you so much, what do you want?" As long as I can do it, I promise you~" Teacher Ma said sincerely.

"Don't thank me, thank you Senior Brother Li Geng," I slowly closed my eyes, "It was he who helped you, if you ask me what I want, after all, I don't come to Henan all the year round, my junior brother is born with a weak physique, can you take care of it for me?" ”

"No problem, no problem," Mr. Ma said with a smile, "Wrap it up on me~"

"Eh, I wanted to catch the ghost, but I haven't caught it yet, eh... Wei Daoye was stunned.

"It's okay, thank you very much this time, Daochang Wei, come on, come on, I'll do the east, let's continue to eat barbecue~" Teacher Ma said with a smile.

"Okay." Wei Daoye licked his lips, touched his cooing belly, and followed.

But I looked at the silent night sky, and I didn't know when I would see my junior brother again after saying goodbye tonight

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