480 Aunt Dou went crazy
When I looked at the distance, there was still an hour, and I thought to myself, I would go and see the millet after a while, so as not to let the Zishi medicinal soup work and the fetus was killed, and she would have a stomachache and a distress when she arrived, and she would be in trouble if something happened.
I was thinking about it, but on the back wall of Guandi Temple, there was a sudden scream from Mrs. Mei.
Xu Laosan was lying on a rattan recliner opposite the stone table, staggering with his eyes closed, and when he heard the screams, he said slowly: "Nosy, sooner or later, you will be beaten, if you don't get beaten, it's not normal." ”
Listening to Xu Laosan's meaning, he seemed to know that Mrs. Mei had helped me with something.
I'm not surprised by this.
Mrs. Mei and Old Man Ma are a couple, as the so-called don't hide things from the person next to them, so Old Man Ma must know that Mrs. Mei will help me, and Old Man Ma is afraid of Xu Laosan, so he doesn't dare to hide anything from him, so he should tell Xu Laosan about it.
The person who helped me, whether it was a person or a ghost, couldn't let her suffer, thinking of this, I quickly ran to the backyard.
I originally thought that after I left, Xiaomi's stomach hurt, and then I thought that there was a problem with the medicinal soup, and from the sunflower, I found the ghost left by Mrs. Mei, and then thought of the fetal medicine, and I knew that Mrs. Mei was helping me harm her.
So Xiaomi sent Zhou Gai with the incense ashes of Guandi Temple to take revenge on Mrs. Mei.
As a result, I leaned the ladder against the wall, stretched my neck and saw that it was not Zhou Gai who was beating Mrs. Mei at all.
It's Lao Bai and Aunt Dou.
Aunt Dou is holding a basin in her hand, the wind blows, the basin smells bad, I estimate that the things on the plate are dog blood mixed with boy urine, these two things are mixed together, splashed on the ghost, and generally let the ghost appear.
Mrs. Mei just ate the loss of the dog's blood boy's urine, and now her body is drenched in water, in addition to her, there is also the old man Ma, this time the old man Ma did not run away alone, but stayed.
Lao Bai was holding the whip of the donkey, and he was pulling it down without a head.
Mrs. Mei was whipped and cried wolf and rolled around on the ground.
The old man Ma probably was protecting her just now, and he had already fainted.
Seeing this, I immediately jumped off the wall and snatched the whip from Lao Bai's hand.
Looking at the whip marks on Mrs. Mei's body, I couldn't help but complain about Lao Baidao: "Uncle Bai, before Granny Mei and Old Man Ma were alive, everyone was a fellow villager, and you were too ruthless!" ”
Every time Lao Bai drank wine, no one was afraid.
Even if it was the soil emperor Xu Da Nose of Lao Cai, Lao Bai dared to jump to his feet and scold, but he was afraid of Xu Laosan, that time Xu Laosan stabbed himself, and he almost turned into a corpse with corpse spots, and he caught Lao Bai as a strong man, and Lao Bai didn't dare to let go of one.
Except when playing mahjong, Lao Bai dared to win Xu Laosan's money, and at other times, he didn't dare to look at Xu Laosan.
And after I rode Shan Biao through the old street that time, Lao Bai even scared me.
So this time I took Lao Bai's whip, he didn't dare to say a word, and immediately hid behind Aunt Dou, who threw the basin in her hand, walked over and kicked Mrs. Mei twice.
Then Aunt Dou put on a posture of a shrew scolding the street, and looked at me with her hands crossed.
"Huangshan, you don't meddle with things, this dead old woman, sneaked into my house in the middle of the night, and actually bullied my old donkey!" Aunt Dou said.
Originally, I thought that Mrs. Mei had offended the old white couple because of something else, but I didn't expect that it was because of the old donkey, so to speak, this incident was still caused by me, because it was actually me who bullied the old white donkey at night.
Aunt Dou followed the ghost spirit and found Mrs. Mei, but she found the wrong ghost.
In this way, Mrs. Mei is equivalent to being beaten for me, so I must take care of this matter to the end.
I bent down to pick up Mrs. Mei on the ground.
"Mother-in-law, I'm really sorry that I made you suffer because of my business." I said sadly.
Mrs. Mei didn't speak, and pointed at the old man.
I hurriedly helped the old man Ma up again, patted his face and woke him up, and then bowed to him and apologized: "Old Ma, I'm really sorry, I have caused you to suffer with you." ”
Mrs. Mei supported the old man Ma and looked at the fierce Auntie Dou, afraid of being beaten.
I stood between them and Lao Bai, and motioned for them to hurry up.
"Mother-in-law, you and Lao Ma rest, another day, I will make up for you!"
As I spoke, I used the whip to block Aunt Dou and Lao Bai, so that Mrs. Mei and Old Man Ma left safely.
The old man walked to a safe distance, and suddenly turned back to me and shouted: "Huangshan, you owe a lot of favor this time!" ”
"I know, what are the conditions for another day, you just mention it!" I shouted at the old man.
Old man Ma wanted to say something, but Aunt Dou raised her hand at him, so frightened that he hurriedly pulled Mrs. Mei away.
Mrs. Mei and Old Man Ma were safe, so I threw the whip into Lao Bai's hands.
"Uncle Bai, Aunt Dou, it's actually me who bullied your old donkey at night, if you get angry, you two can whip me, don't trouble Lao Ma and Mrs. Mei in the future."
Lao Bai didn't dare to hit me, carried a whip, laughed at me, and said: "Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, you're still a child, it's normal for a child to be naughty." ”
After Lao Bai finished speaking, he ran away with a smoke.
Aunt Dou came to ask me, why did you go to the donkey shed at night, scare the donkey, and scared the donkey into a fever, and it is not good yet.
Thinking that Aunt Dou was very good to Jiani and a good person, I sighed and told her about Xiaomi's pregnancy, I didn't go into too much detail, so I said that Mrs. Mei helped me see it, and Xiaomi's belly was pregnant with a snake fetus.
Aunt Dou glared at me.
"Huangshan, don't say anything else, I'll ask you, is Xiaomi's body broken by you?"
I nodded and said that I don't deny this, and I will not shirk the responsibility that I should bear.
"That's good! You broke Xiaomi's body, Xiaomi is pregnant, after a paternity test, the results are the same twice, this is obvious, people are pregnant with your child! You said that you are looking for Mrs. Mei, what are you fooling in! ”
When Aunt Dou said this, she told me again, Mrs. Mei, she was not normal when she was alive.
I was stunned for a moment and said, what's wrong?
"If Mrs. Mei were normal, she could commit suicide by taking sleeping pills! So don't listen to her nonsense, I'll call your mother now and ask her to come back, my daughter-in-law is pregnant, and she has something big to do, and she has to rush back to see. ”
After Aunt Dou finished speaking, she couldn't help but say, took out her mobile phone, and dialed Hu Xiaoli's phone.
The two of them whispered a few words, and then Aunt Dou stuffed the phone into my hand.
I reluctantly took the phone and reluctantly put it to my ear.
"Oh my baby son, okay, take a city so quickly, and make Xiaomi's belly bigger!" Hu Xiaoli was very excited on the phone, and she didn't look like a mother at all when she spoke.
When I heard this, I was a little embarrassed and coughed twice into my phone.
"Ahem, Hu Xiaoli, please pay attention, your tone and words, first, I'm not your baby son, second, what do you mean I made Xiaomi's belly bigger, it's so ugly, you won't be able to speak!"
Hu Xiaoli laughed and said:
"You are my baby son, don't want to deny it, don't be convinced, you ask others, even my husband, he also has to admit that you are my son, I am your mother!"
"Second, I was really wrong, I said that, I don't have much respect for Xiaomi, I am pregnant with my grandson, that is, my daughter-in-law, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, we have to take care of each other, right?"
"I have a demon mirror, whether it is a snake fetus or not, you can know when you take a photo!"
"I'll go back tomorrow and help you solve your doubts! That's it, okay, my precious son, I'm going to hang up the phone and put your sister to sleep. ”
After Hu Xiaoli finished speaking, she couldn't help but hang up the phone.
Aunt Dou took back her mobile phone, opened her mouth and scolded me with an angry face.
"You stinky boy with no conscience, what are you doing standing stupidly, why don't you hurry up and see if there is something wrong with Xiaomi!"
Aunt Dou's words reminded me, and I said goodbye to her and ran towards the Internet café.
The attitude of Aunt Dou and Hu Xiaoli made me believe that Xiaomi was pregnant with my child, maybe the son of Master Huang was born a little mountain god, and he grew up really fast.
I ran all the way to the Internet café and looked at my phone, and the time was almost up.
I said hello to Zhou Gai, who was watching the cartoon, and went up to the second floor in a nervous mood.
Xiaomi sat on the sofa, lazily watching TV, the TV was playing a prenatal education program, seeing that I was coming, she wanted to stand up, I quickly said, don't move, don't be tired.
Xiaomi was stunned, she couldn't understand why I suddenly became gentle and considerate.
Now Xiaomi's belly is not obvious, and she wears it loosely, not like a pregnant woman at all.
I smiled and asked her, "Does your stomach hurt?" ”