Chapter 449: 'Molestation'
"I know it's a boys' dormitory! You don't need to remind me. Shen Yiling looked at him with a smile and said.
"Now that you know, it's not the right thing to do! What if someone comes in now? It's bound to be misunderstood. Ding Guodong looked at the door worriedly, for fear that someone would suddenly appear at the door now.
"Is that so?" Shen Yiling blinked innocently and said easily, "Is this also going to be troublesome?" Just tell him not to get me wrong. ”
Ding Guodong looked at her weakly and said anxiously. "But that's not called a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding is caused by not being able to figure it out. And once misunderstood, it is difficult for people to resolve it is called misunderstanding. Misunderstandings are troublesome. ”
"Haha......" Shen Yiling looked at Ding Guodong, whose face was flushed and burned his buttocks, and laughed unkindly, the crisp and sweet laughter sounded in Ding Guodong's ears like a magic sound piercing his ears, which frightened him into anxiety, for fear that someone would break in.
"I understand it, you don't need to explain." The corners of Shen Yiling's mouth couldn't stop smiling.
"Do you have the consciousness of a lesbian!" Ding Guodong was really afraid, so he went out and said, "Do you know that there is a difference between men and women, and men and women are not kissed." ”
"I'm not going to do anything to you? I'm afraid of a woman, what are you afraid of, you say you're a big man? Shen Yiling looked at him amusedly.
"It's not a question of whether you're afraid or not, do you understand the melon fields and plums!" Ding Guodong looked at her and said.
"What do you mean by melon fields and plums?" Shen Yiling humbly asked for advice.
"You don't know what you mean?" Ding Guodong stared at her in disbelief and said, "You're not a librarian. ”
"Librarians, manage books, and there is no rule that you have to read them!" Shen Yiling raised her chin slightly and quibbled.
There's nothing wrong with that, there's nothing wrong with this, Ding Guodong wrapped his body, and the towel was said, "Under the melon field and plum, just like you and me, it is easy to be misunderstood." ”
"It turns out that it's still the same as you just said, I don't care, it's really an old feudal." Shen Yiling waved her hand and said very boyishly.
Ding Guodong opened his mouth and closed it again, seeing that her expression was calm, but he was like an ant on a hot pot, "I really can't understand you as a lesbian, this is a man's dormitory, and there is only one man here." He pointed to himself and said, "Besides, you won't feel embarrassed if it's still a man wrapped in a sheet?" ”
"You're tightly wrapped, and I don't see anything? What can I be embarrassed about. Shen Yiling said with a curious face, looking him up and down when the words fell, and said with a lazy and leisurely expression, "A man is not a tiger, I don't mean anything else?" Suddenly narrowed his eyes and pointed his finger at him in a pistol posture and said, "Do you mean something else?" ”
Ding Guodong looked at her with a horrified expression, interesting to her? That's hard to think about, unless your head is caught in the door panel, "Okay! You are open-minded, but you are not afraid of your lover's misunderstanding, which will cause trouble for your family. ”
"I'm not married." Shen Yiling looked at him and said.
No wonder you can't get married, just this character sounds good and bold, and the ugly one is that the girl is too self-loving.
Shen Yiling looked at him lightly and said, "I'm twenty-four, older than you, I should call me sister, right?" ”
Call her sister? Ding Guodong said with a chill all over his body, "Unfortunately, I'm also twenty-four." ”
"Then I'm older than you." Shen Yiling looked like she was determined by this sister.
"Who said that?" Ding Guodong said unconvinced, "My birth month is definitely older than you." ”
"I was born in the first month, what about you?" Shen Yiling looked at him triumphantly and said, dare to be older than me, snorted lightly, very arrogant......
Ding Guodong smiled awkwardly and said, "That'...... It's time for me to go to the workshop. ”
Shen Yiling raised her wrist and looked at the watch, raised her hand, and turned to him and said, "Look at it, it's only one o'clock, I remember that the work time is three o'clock." With such a conscientious worker as you, the factory should give you a reward! ”
Ding Guodong can see it, she can't understand what you are talking about, "Excuse me, what are you here for?" ”
"Looks like you're not married either?" Shen Yiling said suddenly.
"How do you know?" Ding Guodong asked curiously.
"I know!" Shen Yiling said mysteriously.
"How do you know?" Ding Guodong looked at her with wide eyes and said.
Shen Yiling's lips quickly dyed with a radiant smile, and she said slowly, "A married man will never be shy like a girl." ”
Ding Guodong looked at her angrily, and shouted by name, "Shen Yiling! ”
Shen Yiling stretched out her little finger, plucked out her ear and said, "I'm not deaf, I don't need to be so loud, if such a loud voice is heard, tsk......"
was so frightened that Ding Guodong hurriedly covered his mouth, and as a result, Shen Yiling laughed loudly.
Ding Guodong glared at her angrily, "What are you laughing at?" When married, we should pay more attention to the relationship between men and women, which is the attitude of loyalty to marriage. ”
Shen Yiling's peach blossom eyes flickered slightly when she heard this, and she looked at him as usual and said, "The two of us should be considered colleagues, right!" Suddenly, he shook his head and said, "No, I should be your creditor!" ”
"Creditor?" Ding Guodong turned his head to look at her and said, "When did I borrow money from you." ”
Shen Yiling looked at him with a serious face and said, "What did you forget to promise me?" Reaching out and asking, "Where's my egg-shaped sofa!" ”
"I've made it up." Ding Guodong glanced at the end of the bed and said, "Look." ”
Shen Yiling looked at the end of the bed, and the beautiful egg-shaped sofa immediately smiled, "Not bad, not bad." ”
"You're just in time, take it!" Ding Guodong just wanted to take away the plague god in front of him quickly.
"You let me take it away, I'm a woman!" Shen Yiling pointed to herself.
Ding Guodong looked at her with a stunned expression, and said bluntly, "You now know that you are a woman." ”
Shen Yiling stood up and approached him step by step, so frightened that Ding Guodong shrank back, and said in horror, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Haha...... You're so cute. Shen Yiling said with a smile.
Ding Guodong, who was ridiculed, said with a straight face, "Comrade Shen, you make fun of me again, be careful that I fix you!" Don't look at me as an honest person, in fact, I have a very bad temper. Are you going to me off? ”
Shen Yiling stood in front of the long table, her crisp laughter stopped, but she couldn't stop the smile in her eyes, and said in a good voice, "I know, I will ask you if I want to play with fire." He looked at him with a smile and said, "I'm leaving, and when you have time to go to school, send this to the library." ”
"Good, good!" Ding Guodong now just begged this plague god to leave quickly, and of course he agreed to such a simple condition, not to mention that this was originally for her.