Chapter 187: Toilet
Chen Si, as the owner of the ghost recording, can feel what is happening outside the ghost recording at any time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Because he already knew what happened after he passed out in a coma, Chen Si naturally knew that the ghost recorder was now falling into a toilet. The moment he heard the door of the toilet being opened, he reacted instantly, and looked out to the outside world through the ghost video.
I saw a round dick silk image of a young man, wearing a school uniform stained with food oil, just entered the door of the toilet and didn't look inside the toilet. Directly took off his pants and prepared to sit on the toilet with his ass, it is conceivable that if he sat down, then it would inevitably be followed by a fierce poop bombardment! When Chen Si looked outside, this male dick had already taken off his pants in one go, and he couldn't help but sweat profusely in the ghost record......
Can't you just look at what's in the toilet and sit down? Would a normal person poop in a toilet with a book dropped? Did you pull you down? Your sister's @¥%#%¥##%¥##¥
Although Chen Si was complaining in his heart, his mind was spinning rapidly, and now he had to find a way to come out so that this dick man would not poop in this pit. In fact, if Chen Si was sucked into the ghost recorder without his soul being damaged, then it's okay to say, you asked him to control the ghost recorder to fly out of the toilet before the dick sat down, and that wasn't a matter of sprinkling water.
But now Chen Si's soul is seriously damaged, and his soul power can't be raised, so he wants to control the ghost recording to take off? I'm sorry, he can't do it now......
Xiuxiu, who was still beside Chen Si, saw that Chen Si was anxious to become like that, she couldn't see what was happening in the outside world without Chen Si's permission. So Xiuxiu asked very intimately: "Fourth master, what's wrong?" ”
"Hmmm......"
Chen Si, who was trapped in the dead loop of his own thoughts, suddenly heard Xiuxiu's voice, and the dead loop on his thoughts was untied in an instant. That's right, why am I so stupid, my soul is damaged, Xiuxiu and they are not injured at all, alas, it seems that the soul is really damaged, and my brain can't turn around......
Immediately, Chen Si patted his head and quickly said to Xiuxiu: "Xiuxiu, you go out quickly, don't let that dead fat man outside!" ”
"Huh?"
"Ahh......h It's too late to slow down, hurry up, please, Sister Xiu......"
"Oh......"
Although Xiuxiu was confused, since Chen Si said so, it must be something urgent, she didn't ask anything more, and disappeared into the space where Chen Si was in a blink of an eye. Xiuxiu quickly appeared on the side of the toilet through the passage between the ghost and the outside world.
When she first came out, Xiuxiu was also taken aback, because Chen Si was in a hurry, she didn't observe the outside world before she got Chen Si's permission to come out. Originally, when Xiuxiu came out, it came out directly from the ghost record, and as soon as she came out, she saw a fat big ass about to sit down, and she was immediately dumbfounded, but fortunately, Xiuxiu didn't have a physical existence, and went out directly from the edge of the toilet, avoiding intimate contact with the big ass.
Although as long as Xiuxiu is unwilling, her soul body will not touch the body of that dick silk man. But the picture of passing through the butt of the dick man is too beautiful, I really don't dare to think about it......
After Xiuxiu dodged the dick man, she also fully understood why Chen Si was so anxious to let her come out to stop this dick man from shitting, you must know that the existence of the ghost record, which is equivalent to their home now, is in the toilet.
Someone is going to poop on the roof of your house, would you? I don't want to do it anyway......
Slowly, in fact, only a little bit of time has passed. With the speed of taking off his pants in one go, coupled with the rapid hip squatting action, his ass is still half a distance from the toilet. Xiuxiu knew that he had to make a quick move, otherwise, looking at this dick man's expression of holding back his poop, I am afraid that as soon as he sat down, he would be overturned.
After all, the dick silk man is a man, and Xiuxiu is still a little embarrassed to look at his bare body. She covered her eyes with one hand, materialized the legs of her soul, and kicked hard on the big ass of the dick man.
"Ah!!h
A scream,The original squatting action of the dick silk man turned into a forward lunge,Hit the door of the toilet cubicle with a bang,The acceleration plus the weight bonus of the dick man himself,Directly knocked the "weak" toilet cubicle door to the ground。
The dick man also followed the door and lay out on the outside of the toilet cubicle. He was originally, and he ran to the toilet to poop, but now it's okay, he was by Xiuxiu like this, and he didn't need to sit on the toilet so civilized. The dick man was lying on the floor of the toilet, and the chrysanthemums were facing the ceiling, and they began to pop out, and the scene was out of control for a while......
The dick man fainted but didn't faint, he first showed a comfortable expression on his face, and then realized his current situation, and suddenly his expression changed to a loveless face, lying on the floor of the toilet, with the blush on his face that was brought by the previous comfort......
Xiuxiu went straight back to the ghost recording after kicking the dick man, and she was not in the mood to enjoy the picture of the dick man lying on the ground and bursting the poop. Chen Sisheng was afraid that the dick man would hide in the toilet cubicle to clean up his backyard flowers, and when he saw Xiuxiu coming in, he anxiously urged Xiuxiu to leave here quickly with the ghost record.
Xiuxiu couldn't control the movement of the ghost recorder in the ghost record, so she could only go out again, endure the nausea, reach into the toilet and pick up the ghost record. Xiuxiu has never done such a sloppy thing from life to death, at this time, you ask her if she has any resentment against Chen Si in her heart, then there must be......
The dick man also stood up at this time, realizing that he couldn't lie on the toilet floor so passively. Although it is class time and few people come to the toilet, if a student comes out to go to the toilet like him, it is estimated that the news of him lying on the ground and bursting out will spread throughout the school in an instant. Although he is thick-skinned, he can't help but toss like this......
Fortunately, when he was kicked out of the toilet cubicle, the dick man had already faded his pants to his heels, and the poop that burst out just now was lucky not to get on the pants. The dick man cautiously wanted to turn around and go back to the toilet cubicle, take a paper towel and simply clean himself up, as for whether there will be any strange smell later, alas, there are so many things that can be managed now, and you can save as much as you can......
In fact, the dick man was also wondering if someone was hiding in the toilet and kicking himself.,But when I thought about it, I didn't see anyone at all when I first entered the toilet.,So I comforted myself and said that I accidentally slipped and fell.,There can't be a ghost.,Hehe.。
The dick man thought about some things in his heart, and finally turned around, and successfully managed not to let the poop on the back fall to his pants. At this time, Xiuxiu had just taken out the ghost recording from the toilet, and she was about to quickly leave this somewhat embarrassing place.
Xiuxiu raised her head, and just happened to see the dick silk man who turned around without pants. Although Xiuxiu was married before, she had never had sex because of her mental defects, so she was scared and screamed when she saw the lower body of the dick man. Then he rushed out directly with the ghost record.
Naturally, the dick man couldn't see Xiuxiu, he just turned around cautiously, breathed a sigh of relief, and heard a woman's cry, and then he didn't see anything clearly and was hit by the ghost record in Xiuxiu's hand and flew out, directly hitting the wall of the toilet, sliding down, and falling into the urinal. On the wall that the dick man hit behind just now, his poop was still clearly printed, not to mention, it was bright yellow and fresh, and the stomach was very good......
The dick man eased up a little, sat in the urinal, and looked sluggish, what did he do today, and he shouldn't come to school......
Xiuxiu rushed out of the window of the men's toilet directly with the ghost record, the scream that Xiuxiu made when she was frightened just now was a little loud, and the students didn't come out, but patrolling the corridor, the director of discipline who looked at this window and that window was attracted to it.
He thought to himself, what kind of person is so bold that he actually makes a loud noise during class time. And listening to the girl's cry still coming from the men's toilet, the director of discipline couldn't help but think of some dirty things, he seemed to smell something, and walked quickly towards the men's toilet where the dick man was.
As soon as I entered the men's toilet, I saw the dick man sitting in the urinal, and at the same time smelled the "heavy" poop smell. Dick Si Nan is also a celebrity in school, and he has been caught by the director of discipline by peeking at things inappropriate for children in the mobile phone in places like the toilet, and he is also an old acquaintance with the director of discipline.
"What does it smell like?"
The director of discipline covered his nose and approached the cock man. He originally wanted to use his hand to pull the dick man up, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he saw the mess on the dick man's body, and he suddenly felt a little sick to his stomach. changed his mind, gently kicked the dick man's shoes with his own foot and said, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" ”
At this time, the dick man naturally knew that he was in a mess, and he didn't know how many times he was named and criticized in school on weekdays, and the King Kong who had already been trained was not badly cheeky. But this time it was really embarrassing, and he originally thought that he would clean up the toilet cubicle a little and run away home, so that he would not be famous. But now the whole body is either or urine, and it can still be easily cleaned up.
At this time, Xiao Ming's mind was full of thoughts about whether he was really embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house this time, how would he mix in school in the future, and how would he cultivate his own fan sister? ! He didn't even notice that his "old acquaintance" director was by his side, and at this time he was already "like ashes......
The director of discipline kicked Xiao Ming's foot gently, but Xiao Ming still didn't react to the director of discipline, but kept talking to himself: "It's over, it's all over now, it's impossible to find a girlfriend in the future, it's over, it......'s over."
Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't pay attention to himself, the director of discipline suddenly lost his temper and kicked Xiao Ming hard: "What's over, hurry up!" I really want to be famous in the whole school!? Yes?! ”
"Huh?"
At this time, Xiao Ming woke up from his sluggish state, but he didn't hear what the training director was saying clearly, but only saw that the training director was by his side. Xiao Ming thought that he had been named in the whole school before, and basically this director of discipline was killed, and when he saw the director of discipline at this time, Xiao Ming had lost hope for the future, and when he rolled his eyes, he was about to faint......
The director of discipline directly gave Xiao Ming another kick, and said quickly: "Hurry up and wash it with water a little, and I'll take you to change into clean clothes!" ”
"What?"
Xiao Ming would hear this clearly, but he couldn't believe it, what the director of discipline meant in his words was to help himself and save himself from making a fool of himself in front of the whole school? Is this still the director of discipline who finds fault with himself every day? I remember that the most precious six trillion seeds were confiscated by him last time, how can he have such a good one?
Seeing Xiao Ming looking at him with an expression of disbelief, the director of discipline gave Xiao Ming a kick: "What are you in a daze?!" If you don't want to make a fool of yourself, get up for me! ”
"Uh-oh."
Xiao Ming heard it thoroughly now, it seems that the director of discipline still has a kind side, and Xiao Ming is now facing this director of discipline is a 360-degree change in his heart. It can be said that as long as the director of discipline doesn't want his chrysanthemum, he can even take out the 18 trillion seeds that he still has hidden and give them to the director of discipline, without hesitation at all!
Seeing Xiao Ming stand up, the director of discipline considered that it was a little difficult for Xiao Ming to wash away the feces and urine on his body by himself, so he said to Xiao Ming: "You stand here and don't move." Then, he walked to the sink, connected the faucet to the water pipe that he usually uses to clean the toilet, and turned on the faucet and began to rinse Xiao Ming's body directly.
It took a few minutes for Xiao Ming's body to be a little cleaner, and the smell was not as pungent as before, at least he would not be noticed by anyone walking in the corridor. When the training director saw that it was almost over, he turned off the water and said to Xiao Ming: "Hurry up and come along, I'll take you to change your clothes!" ”
At this time, Xiao Ming lowered his head, he didn't know whether it was water or tears on his face, but he said in a slightly choked voice: "Director of Discipline, thank you......"
The director of discipline nodded, and he was also a little moved in his heart, it seems that he can't be too fierce to students in the future, and he still has to educate people with morality:
"It's good to know how good I am, Xiao Ming come with me...... Don't come here, fuck you! ”
Originally, the kind voice of the director of discipline changed instantly, and he shouted at Xiao Ming. It turned out that Xiao Ming was moved, and before the director of discipline finished speaking, he opened his arms and rushed towards the director of discipline, apparently wanting to give the director of discipline a big hug......
A big big hug......