Chapter 8: Performing Splitting Planks
"Hey, hey~Mom~ This green is not something that everyone can control!"
Looking at Xiaoyao, who had an arrogant face, the old bustard rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, okay, you'd better look your best, okay?" ”
"Oh ~ it's okay!" Say it! Xiao Yao pulled the old bustard and was about to leave, then paused again and said, "Oops! Mom ~ Hair! ”
"Hair?"
"Uh-huh, you help me braid my hair!"
"Good~"
Say it! The old bustard walked around behind Xiao Yao, picked up her long hair and braided it, and muttered, "This hair, how can it be so comfortable to touch!" ”
"Ugh! Comfortable? ”
"Yes! How did you get it? ”
Xiaoyao smiled mischievously, "I won't tell you ......"
The bustard "......" this dead girl, hum! If you don't say it, you don't say it.
After Xiaoyao's hair was braided, the two slowly went out.
"Mom~ You'll know what to do in a while!"
"How?"
Xiaoyao lowered her head, how did she feel that the IQ of this ancient adult was not as good as that of a little milk baby! Immediately, she raised her head and smiled at the old bustard, and said, "What about you?" After a while to silence everyone......"
"Oops! Got it, got it! ”
"Poof~"
Xiaoyao wants to kill people at this time, don't you know how to do it, grandma? All right! She's been tricked!
"Then, Mom, you go down first!"
"You're not going?"
"I'll come later!"
The bustard raised her slender eyebrows, and then twisted her plump buttocks and went downstairs!
Xiaoyao stroked her forehead, no wonder it is recorded in history that ancient people were very scheming, no, pretending to be stupid and stunned is so powerful!
Xiaoyao carefully checked her dress, she didn't want to leave as soon as she came on stage!
"Alas~ Adults, be quiet, be quiet!"
Suddenly, the entire drunken smoke building fell silent!
Xiaoyao gave a thumbs up to the old bustard, this voice can be done without a megaphone! Big enough!
"Tonight! There's an extra show in my drunken smoke building, which is good-looking......" The old bustard twisted his index finger and said, "It's not good-looking!" Then I'm in for a treat! ”
"Good~"
"Can ......"
“……”
Everyone began to sigh, what kind of performance is it? Let this famous Mother Yang be so bold!
"What a show!"
"I don't know! Let's take a look at ...... first."
"Isn't it pretty!"
"You don't care if it's good or not, just watch it, and it doesn't cost money anyway!"
“……”
When the curtain on the platform was lifted, Xiaoyao jumped from the handrail on the second floor.
Someone with sharp eyes exclaimed, "Look at it, look there, ...... there"
Immediately, Xiaoyao landed handsomely and made a standard salute to everyone.
"This domineering! Ha ha! ”
Hearing this, Xiao Yao threw a "high-eyed" look at the person who spoke, causing everyone in the audience to laugh.
"What a lovely girl!"
"That's right!"
"Alas~ Mother Yang, why haven't I seen this little girl!"
The bustard, this one is happy! Said again and again: "This little girl! But tonight we are the protagonist of the Drunken Smoke Building! Didn't you just come here? ”
Immediately, Xiao Yao shouted loudly: "Come up!" ”
Immediately afterwards, a man walked up carrying a thick wooden plank, held it steadily, and nodded towards Xiaoyao.
Stop! Xiaoyao raised her legs.
"Bang~"
This loud noise really startled the man holding the plank, he stared in horror at the wooden board in his hand that was kicked into two pieces, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, this, why did it crack, what happened!
"Haha~"
There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and the man didn't know what was going on! Interesting!
Xiaoyao walked over, patted the man's shoulder, and comforted: "Don't worry, your head is still there, go down!" ”
Say it! The man got off the stage shaking his legs!
Xiao Yao raised her hand and tugged at the plank in front of her, took a few steps back, tied the horse's steps steadily, and then rushed over and jumped, slashing at the plank.
"Bang Ga~"
The planks tied to the mahogany strips quickly split into two petals, swaying from side to side with the mahogany strips!
"Good~"
"Oh~Awesome~"
“……”
Xiao Yao grinned at everyone, then stretched out her thumb and scraped it mischievously through her nose, looking at the thick wooden plank hanging above her head.
Xiaoyao retreated to her original position, tied up her horse and rushed up and jumped, reached out and grabbed the red cloth strip on the side, turned over handsomely, raised her leg and slashed down fiercely.
"Bang Dang~"
She let go of her hands and landed steadily!
"Haha~ The little girl is so skilled!"
"Yes! That's great! ”
"Hey~"
Xiao Yao smirked, then jumped off the stage, climbed onto the handrail of the stairs, and made a triumphant gesture to everyone.
Stop! Xiaoyao jumped onto the stage suddenly, still tied up her horse!
"Why is this like this?"