Thinking of the appearance of the chimpanzee and the black peony just now, I feel that this tyrannosaurus pill must have a miraculous effect when used.

At this time, Mai Xiaoying stroked my chest, and her mouth was not idle: "Big brother, as long as you dare to ask me, I dare to pester you for the rest of my life and not let go, anyway, when the time comes, you can only belong to me alone!" ”

Mai Xiaoying's attitude, I feel very useful, she is using true love to declare her sovereignty.

To be honest, there is such a woman as Mai Xiaoying who loves me, what kind of mountain god is really body, I don't feel much attraction anymore, as for Tian Tian, I believe that there will be another ghost who will appear and save her from fire and water.

Besides, Tian Tian has been fighting with Ji Caiyun for more than two years, and he can't see me, and he doesn't even call me and send a message.

Perhaps, Tian Tian has found the key to open her under the guidance of Ji Caiyun.

It seems that it is impossible to find out Ji Caiyun's whereabouts from Tian Tian, but I don't have any thoughts about Ji Caiyun now, let alone hate her.

In any case, Ji Caiyun did suffer the loss of my previous life, she treated me like this, just let me let out a bad breath, and everyone will not owe each other in the future, and live their own lives.

You be your jolly fairy, and I will be my sweet mortal.

As for Xiaomi, I don't dare to think about it at all, in fact, for her, raising Gu and loving me, in the end, she still chose to raise Gu, otherwise, she wouldn't face me, picked up the scissors and faced me, swearing to defend the Gu fetus.

In fact, the one who loves me the most is still Mai Xiaoying, she was entangled in her previous life, and she is married in this life, her love for me has no other purpose mixed in it, and she is the purest girl.

Thinking of this, I turned my face away, stretched out a hand, gently pinched Mai Xiaoying's small chin, and slowly rubbed it.

Seeing that my gaze became hot, Mai Xiaoying's hotness became shy.

"Big brother, you light up, it hurts ......"

Actually, I didn't use my strength, she was coquettish with me.

I let go of her chin, changed it to holding her little face, and said to her emotionally: "Xiaoying, the eldest brother promised you, after I want you, the eldest brother will belong to you alone, let's go, let's go home, I will accept you." ”

"Little villain, are you already a little impatient?" Mai Xiaoying said with a smile.

"Yes, I'm a little impatient, but there's another one who is even more impatient than me, she's the real little villain!" I said as I spoke, reaching out to tickle Mai Xiaoying's itch.

"Little villain, what about this big road, don't use my hands and feet with me, a girl who is ice clear and jade and ignorant of the world." Mai Xiaoying said seriously, and then started the car.

The car drove back to the small apartment, and Mai Xiaoying and I went upstairs hand in hand.

I went to take a bath first, and I felt that the arrival of love must have a sense of ceremony, so I took a bath very seriously and washed myself very clean, with no dust on my body.

I want to give myself to Mai Xiaoying, this little beauty who loves me deeply.

After washing, I quietly swallowed a tyrannosaurus pill, and said in my heart God bless, the unique medicine of the Buddha must work!

Grandma's, as a result, after eating it, I felt a sweetness in my throat, and then I didn't feel anything.

I just wanted to eat another one, but Mai Xiaoying slammed the door hard, saying What are you doing in there for so long, you're about to die.

I was afraid that Mai Xiaoying would break into the door, so I hurriedly picked up the remaining Tyrannosaurus pills in a plastic bag and stuffed them into the pipe under the wash basin, which was very hidden, and I was not afraid that Mai Xiaoying would find out.

Then I gave Mai Xiaoying and opened the bathroom door.

Mai Xiaoying took the nightdress and rushed in, I said you are in such a hurry, let me want you.

"I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet to pee, little villain, get out of here!" Mai Xiaoying smiled and pushed me aside.

The Tyrannosaurus Pill hasn't worked yet.

After Mai Xiaoying washed it out, she would definitely have to rain with me, so I had to find a way to stimulate myself.

In a flash of inspiration, I suddenly thought of a solution, and hurriedly said: "Xiaoying, when you go to the toilet this time, can you not turn on the faucet, let me listen to the sound of the dripping rain, it's not a secret, the eldest brother has long wanted to hear it." ”

"Little villain, get out of the way." Mai Xiaoying scolded playfully.

However, although she refused very resolutely, she still met my request, and it is estimated that she thought that she was about to merge, just a little rain, let me hear it.

The sound of the rain was very good, like gold beads falling on a jade plate, but I still did not make any improvement, and my heart was anxiously on fire.

Fortunately, Mai Xiaoying was wearing a nightdress, and after she came out, she did not rush over to hug me, but made a move that surprised me, she turned on the gas stove and began to cook noodles.

"Big brother, there must be a ceremony, although you can't put up lanterns and decorate the cave room, but you can eat a bowl of Changsheng noodles, I think it's okay, right?"

The so-called longevity noodles do not only refer to praying for longevity, but also have a layer of meaning in Zihuan County.

This is the old rule, where a bride marries into her in-law's family, after worshipping heaven and earth, she must eat a bowl of noodles, which means that he and Meimei will last for a long time, so the longer the noodles, the better.

I nodded and said Xiaoying, it's still thoughtful as you think!

In fact, what I thought in my heart was, grandma's, the old man ate the tyrannosaurus pill, but it still didn't work, this bowl of longevity noodles must be able to be eaten until tomorrow morning, so I don't have to face embarrassment.

Serious illness requires fierce medicine!

I suddenly remembered that in Xiaomi's Internet café, after I was beaten by electricity, I was majestic and majestic.

I was ruthless, turned out a piece of waste wire, and then wrapped a little peeled copper wire around both fingers, and then pressed my finger to the socket, and the spark flashed.

I was numb and was ejected on the spot, and the electric brake jumped, but it still didn't work for me.

Mai Xiaoying stretched out her head to look outside, the building opposite was brightly lit, it didn't look like a power outage, she thought it was a circuit failure, and said to me in the dark: "It's tripped, big brother, send power!" ”

Unexpectedly, the electric shock turned out to be useless!

It seems that the rain that lasted for a month was not because Xu Laosan changed Zhang Lin's life against the sky, nor because Mai Xiaoying escaped the curse of God, or because God punished me for the rain.

"Big brother, I'm working so hard, can't you come and hug me?" Mai Xiaoying is coquettish with me.

I hurriedly walked over and hugged her from behind, giving her the warmth she wanted.

My mind is very messy, if I really can't do it in the future, I can't let Mai Xiaoying stay a widow for the rest of her life!

As two people who have passed the love test and are about to enter the palace of marriage, this matter cannot be hidden from Mai Xiaoying no matter what, it is related to the happiness of the second half of her life, she has the right to know!

At this time, Mai Xiaoying cracked an egg and hit it into the pot.

As soon as the fishy smell of the eggs hit my nose, I felt a little bit of myself.

I thought about it for a while, and finally had an explanation for the fact that the Tyrannosaurus Pill didn't work for me.

I am the reincarnated mountain god, how can the tyrannosaurus pill be regarded as an evil medicine, now I have been cultivating for a long time, although the mountain god's true body has not returned, but I have a little bit of the mountain god's mana, otherwise I can't, kill the chimpanzee in seconds.

It must be the mana in my body that activates and resists the medicinal power of the Tyrannosaurus Pill, but the fishy smell of the egg can fuse the medicinal power of the Tyrannosaurus Pill and completely eliminate the resistance of my mana to the Tyrannosaurus Pill!

When I think about this, I have an idea.

I opened the fridge, took a can of beer out of it, poured it into the glass, and beat a raw egg into the glass, and then I shook it vigorously and drank it with my neck raised.

Sure enough, I guessed correctly, the raw eggs and tyrannosaurus pills worked well for me!

The majesty finally regained my strength, I was happy, but I was afraid that the effect of the medicine would soon pass, so I ran over and hugged Mai Xiaoying, at this time, she had just fished out a bowl of noodles and put it on the table.

Experiencing my enthusiasm, Mai Xiaoying stood straight, first sandwiched a long noodle, and put it into my mouth.

"You have to eat noodles first!" She said.

The noodles are so long that they're almost mopping the floor.

I sucked the noodles into my mouth and swallowed them.

Mai Xiaoying smiled and used chopsticks to eat noodles.

"Big brother, I like to eat egg yolks, I won't talk about it before, from now on, you have to let me eat egg yolks and duck egg yolks!"

At this time, the medicinal power had already surged up with all its might.

I felt that my mouth was about to erupt into flames, but this girl was still muttering about how to eat noodles and egg yolks.

"Xiaoying, I can't wait!" I said, moving my hands.

"I didn't let you endure it, I'm afraid of pain, so I have to use noodles to divert my attention, I eat my noodles, come on."