"Hahaha, well done, Jade Emperor Lao'er's little bastard is not a good thing, you can put him together, it's really happy!

Confucius held the wine glass in one hand, stepped on the table with one foot, looked up to the sky and drank the wine in the cup with a long smile.

Ye Qiu also laughed heartily and said: "I also said it, this girl still wants to pit me, if you find fault again, Lao Tzu will directly leak his foundation, I don't know if the Jade Emperor was spread by the banshee, will he be famous in the Three Realms!"

The encounter between the two hosts, one before and one after the two pretending to be in the world, can be regarded as a cross-century spy meeting, Confucius set up a banquet, and the two drank endlessly, telling each other their interesting experiences, and for a while they were also confidants.

"Alas......"

Ye Qiu was halfway through the wine, but he suddenly sighed, looking sad, Confucius said with drunken disdain: "You kid, what do you pretend to be deep with me, if you have something to say!"

Ye Qiu smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this used to it, but the little brother really has something to ask for." ”

Confucius was stunned for a moment, and said curiously: "Is there anything in this world that can stump us from pretending to be in the same vein?" ”

Ye Qiu said helplessly: "My daughter and girlfriend have been lost, Ya's pretending system now tells me that I need to be self-reliant, you are a saint through the ages, with great magical powers, help me find someone." ”

Ye Qiu also told Confucius about the closure of the auxiliary module of the pretending system, and Confucius was face changed, and said in surprise: "You said that this system no longer assists you?"

Confucius's face suddenly became cloudy, and then he said in a deep voice: "Brother, I don't think you are very old, how long have you been officially pretending?"

Ye Qiu couldn't laugh or cry a little, how could it feel a little strange for this Confucius to ask himself this kind of question seriously, but since it was a senior master who pretended to be a senior in the world to ask this kind of professional question, Ye Qiu still recalled it carefully.

"About three years. ”

Confucius's face changed completely, and the wine glass in his hand also slipped to the ground, making a crisp sound of "dangchang", and then exclaimed: "It's only been three years?

Ye Qiu sweated profusely, and said with a wry smile: "Senior brother, the acting skills are too exaggerated." ”

Confucius was also stunned, and then picked up the cup from the ground in embarrassment, and said abruptly: "Ahem...... I haven't pretended to be forced for many years, and I can't hold it anymore. ”

Ye Qiu: "......"

Ye Qiu said helplessly: "Senior brother, I'm really in trouble, don't make trouble, when I have kung fu in the future, I'm playing with you, and I'll play with you." ”

Confucius's expression became solemn when he heard this, and said: "Am I really surprised, your kid pretending to be talented is indeed unprecedented, you must know that I also got free permission after writing the four books!"

Confucius said this, Ye Qiu was also taken aback, how old is this Confucius who wrote the four books, is this guy's advancement speed not as fast as himself?

Then Confucius said with a serious face: "You kid don't underestimate this free permission, this is closely related to your personal luck, it can be said that you have obtained free permission, and your road of pretending to be forced has really begun!"

Ye Qiu smiled bitterly: "Senior brother, how do I feel that you are an NPC, is it the system that paid you to hire you, I am no longer a child of three or four years old, don't fool me, what are the benefits, you can tell me." ”

Confucius shook his head and said: "You kid be serious, what I'm telling you now is the experience of people who have come over, as for the specifics, I can't say, it won't work if you say it, as for the benefits, you will know it in the future, I can say that as long as you kid has an unlimited future." ”

Ye Qiu was helpless for a while, this is just a big pie.

"Forget it, I won't ask, but can you help me calculate my daughter's position, I'm in a hurry. ”

Confucius picked up the wine glass, sighed and said: "You have seen that little monkey, that is, you know that we are all defeated people, and we can pretend to be powerful artifacts, but we all have an irresistible mission, and the defeated often end miserably." ”

Confucius drank all the wine and said a little gloomily: "I have also heard about the little monkey, it fell a few days ago, this is his result, as for me earlier than his years, now I am just a wisp of remnant soul, if it were not for the fact that Confucianism and Taoism have not been extinct, I also have the inheritance of Taoism, and the people worship me, I would have been wiped out long ago." ”

Ye Qiu was taken aback and said, "What? A wisp of remnant soul? How can it be so miserable? Aren't you already holy?"

Ye Qiu never expected that the Confucius in front of him was just a wisp of remnant soul.

When Confucius saw Ye Qiu's unbelievable appearance, he said with a gloomy face: "Sanctification, have you ever heard the story of Lao Tzu becoming an immortal? If Lao Tzu is sanctified, this heavenly court will not be a cultivator, but a cultivator, it is just self-deception, do you think Lao Tzu doesn't like to pretend to be forced? Why hasn't he been holy for so many years?"

Ye Qiu also believed in the fact that this Confucius was a wisp of remnant soul.

"You can't help that, alas...... What can I do about this? I have one of the innate gossip trigrams, but I can't solve it. ”

Ye Qiu was really worried now, and said in his heart that this Confucius couldn't help except for a drink, chatting, and relieving boredom.

"Hey, you kid, who do you look down on? Although I don't have supernatural powers now, I have many years of experience in pretending to be here, and don't forget, the I Ching gossip is also one of my five classics of Confucianism and Taoism, and I originally wanted to point you out, so forget it. ”

Confucius was almost annoyed by Ye Qiu's nose and sneered.

Ye Qiu was suddenly a spirit, he forgot about this stubble, and hurriedly smiled: "Hey...... Senior brother, you said you, our brothers are so good, why are you in a hurry, it's my fault, I'll punish myself with three cups!"

Ye Qiu drank three glasses of wine, but Confucius said with a businesslike face: "Don't do this useless, it's not good, okay, the friendship is over, it's time to get down to business, since I was selected as your task publisher, I have to do my job well." ”

Immediately, Confucius stood up, took out an envelope from his arms, frowned and opened it, glanced at his pupils and shrunk, and then his expression became completely solemn and said: "The legendary growth task is released: "The Most Holy in the World", the teaching of the saints, cultivating the world, and flowing through the ages, this is the great realm of pretending. ”

"The first stage of the task, to become a generation of grandmasters recognized by any profession in Dongsheng Shenzhou, the task reward: one chance to win a mysterious lottery, three pieces of enlightenment tea. ”