Chapter 4 The mentally ill have a wide range of ideas
I'm definitely not a zombie, how can a zombie be so handsome as to be so miserable? Pan Xiaoxian tried to comfort himself - but then again, what the hell is wrong with me?
Well, I'll have to figure it out from the beginning, it's probably ...... It started when I got off the bus, and before I got off the bus, I was sleeping, and before I went to bed, I was crossing the road, and while I was crossing the road, I was hit on the head by a can of Coke thrown down by some crazy guy......
Wait a minute! Something seems to be missing!
…… I still can't remember, forget it, I'm so tired, and what's going on with this sudden and intense hunger and thirst?
Pan Xiaoxian's fingers loosened, and with a "snap" sound, the makeup mirror slipped from between his fingers and shattered to the ground. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
If it is usual, Pan Xiaoxian will definitely have to find a way to remedy it, and if it is worse, he will have to destroy the corpse, you must know that this makeup mirror is the three treasures of the hair of tires!
The three treasures of the tires: horn combs, makeup mirrors, hairspray, similar to the three treasures of beauty, weight loss and so on, no matter which kind of three treasures are true love for tires, the day before yesterday the slut went to pick up the girl and stole the hairspray of the tire, the tire knew that the slut chased all the way to the playground, if you knew that Pan Xiaoxian dropped his mirror, you can still get it?
But Pan Xiaoxian, who is in this state now, didn't expect this stubble at all, he was so hungry and thirsty that he stood up suddenly, and the powerful explosive force actually slammed the iron frame bed into the wall with a muffled "bang".
Pan Xiaoxian rushed to the table, there was a glass of water on the table that I didn't know who poured it, Pan Xiaoxian grabbed the cup, but heard a "click" sound, the glass was smashed by him, and the water was all spilled on the ground, but the broken glass ballast was deeply pierced into Pan Xiaoxian's palm.
Nima ...... Am I no longer able to control the power of the desolation in my body?
Wait a minute! Something seems wrong!
My hand...... Pan Xiaoxian raised his hand very stiffly and sluggishly in front of his eyes, his hands were as pale as paper, his slender fingers continued to tremble slightly as if they had Parkinson's, and his nails seemed to be painted with nail polish showing a strange blue-black.
Pieces of broken glass were pierced into the palm of his hand, but there was no bleeding, and besides, he didn't hurt at all!
By the way, why don't I hurt at all?
Pan Xiaoxian finally realized this problem, as if he didn't feel it when he fell off the bus. Not only that, but even the piece of meat that I rubbed off my neck before didn't hurt at all......
Well, it's no longer a problem to stick back to the meat that has fallen off.
Pan Xiaoxian hesitated, reached out to pull out the broken glass ballast, because his fingers trembled uncontrollably slightly, and the wound was cut even wider.
Good thing I'm not a doctor...... Pan Xiaoxian's brain circuit is also a little abnormal now, probably the legendary "mentally ill people have a wide range of ideas, and brain-dead patients have a lot of joy", right?
The broken glass ballast was easily pulled out after the wound was enlarged, and then Pan Xiaoxian clearly saw his wound.
I saw that there were countless translucent small tentacles on the flesh and blood at the wound, just like the tentacles of a snail, constantly exploring in all directions, and after the broken glass ballast was removed, the translucent small tentacles at both ends of the wound were easily hooked up.
It's like a pair of adulterers and silver women who have reunited after a long absence, and the old love is rekindled, and the water and latex melt in an instant. When all the translucent tentacles had triumphantly met, the wound was rapidly recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye, leaving only a faint reddish mark.
But after Pan Xiaoxian removed all the glass ballast, when he looked back at the first wound, even the little reddish mark had disappeared.
Is...... Magical Earth!
Pan Xiaoxian sat stunned for a while, and now he couldn't deceive himself. The truth is that he has to admit that he really seems to have mutated into a zombie......
However, it doesn't seem to be the same as the zombies that appear in the movie novel, how is it different, he is a senior scumbag who really can't sum it up, not to mention that his brain is a little difficult now, it's not that he's become an idiot, or he always feels like he doesn't rush to the problem, and it's a little tendony.
Turned into a zombie......
Pan Xiaoxian's emotions are very chaotic, some are sad, some are desperate, some are depressed, and some are self-defeating...... But it didn't take long for him to be reminded of the maddening hunger and thirst, and then he selectively forgot all the emotions he had before.
When a person is thirsty and hungry, all he thinks about is how to fill his stomach.
Strangely, I don't know if it's a delusion, he seems to be hungrier than before.
Pan Xiaoxian reached out and grabbed another water cup, but with the experience of the past, this time he deliberately controlled his strength, carefully grabbed the water cup, and then exerted his strength little by little, and finally succeeded in bringing the water cup in front of him.
Nima!
It's a plastic cup!
Pan Xiaoxian really complained powerlessly, he poured the water into his mouth, and before he even reached a second, he squirted out with a "poof".
What the hell is this?
Laoshan white flower snake grass water or black pine sash? Otherwise, it must be kvass or oriental leaves, and it can't be a red scream, right?
This sour taste...... There's no one left!
Forget it, I've moistened my throat anyway, now let's find something to eat, I'm going to starve to death......
Pan Xiaoxian staggered to the tire cabinet, he originally wanted to sit on the mazaar, but his stiff legs did not cooperate at all, as if it was not his own, Pan Xiaoxian staggered to the front of the tire cabinet, he pressed it down directly with too much force.
"Click!"
The sad Mazar was sat in pieces by him, no, the fragmentation is not enough to describe, to be precise, it should be - the lotus root is broken!
Forget it, if it's broken, it's broken, and I'll basically say goodbye to things like Maza in the future......
Pan Xiaoxian hung his head weakly, and his dark red eyes inadvertently revealed a faint sadness.
Trembling fingers pulled the cabinet door, and Pan Xiaoxian felt a slight pull to pull it open. As a senior foodie, the tire cabinet is full of benefits, but because of the fear of being stolen, the tire usually locks the cabinet, why is it not locked today?
Also, what about those rivets that "jingle" around on the ground?
Hmm, I'm hungry! At this time, don't care about the small details that are not important, right? Pan Xiaoxian's attention was all on those snacks, potato chips, biscuits, instant noodles...... There's even the classic tea egg and spicy strips!
Picking up a pack of spicy strips, which is Pan Xiaoxian's usual favorite food, he clumsily tore open the package with his awkward fingers, and then picked up one and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Poof—"
Pan Xiaoxian squirted out the spicy strips in one bite, and the mother's egg expired!
Obviously spicy and delicious spicy strips, why is it difficult to swallow the taste of chewing wax? The young woman cried blood and complained: Why are you embarrassed that the master took away my husband? Repentance, what is the tears of the daughter-in-law's father-in-law who committed suicide? After three long years of petitioning, the wife will eventually pull down her bigamy husband! The young man was tragically turned into a dwarf, and his girlfriend was loyal and still lived together! Biological parents turned out to be beasts, and underage girls were forced to sell themselves in bathing centers......
I'm tired...... Pan Xiaoxian opened several bags one after another, whether it was potato chips, biscuits or tea eggs, the taste was the same as the expired spicy strips.
No wonder the tires always lock the cabinet, it turned out that we were afraid that we would get food poisoning from eating expired food, and I really wronged him......
Although he was still hungry and thirsty, Pan Xiaoxian felt cold in his heart...... Well, I don't know why, but I always feel like something is wrong with what I just thought.
Tired...... Pan Xiaoxian had a feeling that his body had been hollowed out, and the rummaging through the cabinets just now seemed to have consumed all his strength, and he just wanted to lie on the bed and sleep now.
Don't call me anyone, just let me sleep quietly until I sprout...... Pan Xiaoxian wanted to sleep, but he leaned back directly, and smashed onto the cold and hard cement floor with a "bang", and Pan Xiaoxian, who was closed and confused, moaned comfortably: This bed is so big and soft......
I don't know how long I slept, Pan Xiaoxian was finally awakened by the hunger and thirst that worried him again, he sat up suddenly, and the iron frame bed next to him let out a piercing scream, and he was almost overturned by his overly violent movements.
Pan Xiaoxian's dark red pupils gradually turned blood-red, and the original thin bloodshot in the whites of his eyes instantly became thicker and thicker, as if the entire whites of his eyes were dyed red with blood, and he gasped for breath, a desire called bloodlust seemed to be awakened from his deep sleep.
He had regained his strength, but he was even hungrier and thirstier.
No, we have to go out and forage for food. Pan Xiaoxian glanced out the window, the night was hazy, and he didn't know what time it was.
But with my current IQ, I basically can't read a watch, right? Pan Xiaoxian smiled self-deprecatingly, and the dark blue lips on his pale face hooked an evil arc, which was simply upside down.
Superfluous thoughts are immediately replaced by the hunger and thirst that can drive people crazy, and if you go to a special zombie, even if you die, you can't starve to death!
Pan Xiaoxian stood up, dragged his heavy steps, walked out step by step, and then stood in front of the door, he deeply understood what is called "easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down", the same reason can be proved that "it is easy to close the door and difficult to open the door", the door lock of the donkey day is better than him.
"Phew!"
Pan Xiaoxian slammed his fist on the door lock, so the door that had been willing to die was finally opened in humiliation.
I don't know what's wrong with him, probably because of hunger and thirst, his temper is very short-tempered now, very short-tempered.
The world is so beautiful, but I'm so grumpy, it's not good...... Oh no, you bought a watch! Don't stand and talk, don't have a backache, your soul is light!
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