That's all I can do to help you get here! After speaking, the master of enlightenment glanced at Pan Xiaoxian meaningfully: The donor doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate!

Farce?

Stop?

Messing around with obsessions?

The four vajra of emptiness, understanding, nature, and true colors all looked at the Master of Enlightenment in surprise, but after the Master of Enlightenment said this, he drooped his eyelids again, and he didn't know whether he had his eyes open or closed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

are also bald, why is the gap between people so big? Brother Donkey glanced at the master of his true colors with disdain, look at the master of enlightenment! Learn a little!

In fact, although the assist of the Master of Enlightenment this time is not timely, it is very in place, at this time, as long as Brother Donkey can borrow the slope to get off the donkey and find a reasonable excuse to explain why he went to Tallinn in the middle of the night, he will definitely be able to get by.

But the concubine can't do it!

Where are you going to find a suitable excuse for me in such a short time? Brother Donkey's face was bitter, but this fell in the eyes of others, but it seemed to have been touched to the depths of his soul by the words of the enlightened master, and he was deeply repenting.

At this moment, the pink phoenix, who had been holding Pan Xiaoxian's hand and was silent, suddenly stepped forward, she first shook Pan Xiaoxian's hand gently, and then secretly glanced at the master of enlightenment, and then looked around like a thief, and finally drooped her little head and said dejectedly: "Husband, forget it...... We're ...... Let's be honest......"

"That's it! You'd better be truthful! The master of true colors thought that the pink phoenix was helping him speak, and he had just proudly forced the palace to say a sentence, but suddenly reacted suddenly, staring at the pink phoenix with wide eyes in disbelief: "What did you say?" Old, husband? ”

"Hiss......" Pan Xiaoxian not only gasped, but slowly turned his head to stare at the pink phoenix, he actually didn't think of this excuse, but after all, this is related to the reputation of the pink phoenix, so he would rather go near and far, and he has no idea of starting from this aspect.

It's just that he didn't expect that the pink phoenix would take the initiative to mention it herself!

Does she even know what she's talking about?

"Yes!" The pink phoenix drooped her little head and replied in the affirmative, as if she had plucked up courage, she raised her little red face, shyly and timidly did not dare to raise her eyes, and said softly and weakly: "I'm sorry for the masters...... My relationship with him...... That's it......

"We don't dare to get close to ...... in the meditation room. My husband said it was a great disrespect to the Buddha...... We'll wait until the evening to sneak out and find somewhere...... Find a place away from the Buddha to get close to ...... I got there by mistake......

"Because I was stopped by the senior brothers of the Discipline Academy...... We are afraid of being punished by the masters...... So my husband made up a lie......

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... We really didn't mean to...... Forgive us for our youthful ignorance...... Woowoo woo ......"

Speaking of which, the pink phoenix cried and plunged into Pan Xiaoxian's arms, shrugging her thin shoulders.

Ami ...... The masters were all dumbfounded, Nima was afraid of disrespecting the Buddha in the meditation room, and he was respectful to the Buddha when he went to Tallinn to "pop and pop"?

Have you ever considered the feelings of the Tang Dynasty monks? Have you ever considered the feelings of the Song Dynasty monks?

There are also Jin, Yuan, Ming, Qing, and the Republic of China...... All in all, hurry up and apologize to our ancestors!

It's just that it makes sense......

Think about it, a young couple in love, it is like glue, but because they are in the temple and can't do anything indescribable for half a month, can this Nima endure?

The young couple went out to be a field soldier and were forced to be helpless, but they were stopped by the disciples of the Discipline Academy, can people not be afraid to lie?

Although even the wild cannon said that they were young and ignorant, it was indeed a little reluctant, but it is reasonable that the two of them are only eighteen-year-old boys and girls!

The master of enlightenment lifted his heavy eyelids, looked at Pan Xiaoxian with a smile and nodded: Life is like a drama all depends on acting skills, and Lao Wei almost believed it!

"That's not right!" At this time, the master of true colors once again played his true colors, stood up and wrinkled his brows and said, "Since you are going...... Ahem, doing that kind of indescribable thing, then how to explain the dead silver snake and poisonous scorpion? ”

Dirt! Brother Donkey was so angry that he almost wanted to strangle this big red face: people are not smart, and they especially learn from others to be bald!

"Nasty!" The pink phoenix blushed and smashed a pink fist on Pan Xiaoxian's chest: "You compensate me for the blue of the sky, the blue of the sea and Bai Suzhen!" ”

"No, wife, I, I didn't mean it......" Pan Xiaoxian's face was full of grooves: "Can you imagine that a snake suddenly came out of the house during intimacy, or touched a scorpion...... How big is my psychological shadow area? ”

I can! The masters are all eyes and noses, nose and heart, hands folded and meditated Ami tofu, the old men are all eminent monks, who have practiced for hundreds of years, often accompanied by the ancient Buddha of the green light, not stained with red dust and love debts, and the old men can't understand a word of what you say!

Me too! When I heard it, I couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum, and think about it when I caressed it, my fingers touched a scorpion in the dense woods, or when I was snapping, a snake suddenly got into the chrysanthemum, what kind of groove should it be......

The master of the true colors of "Ami Tofu ......" could only fold his hands and be speechless, but he did not give up, gritted his teeth and asked: "But why do you want to arrange it perfectly?" ”

"Master Mingjian, before that, in the entire Shaolin Temple, there were only two disciples who knew each other." Pan Xiaoxian sighed faintly - one of them is still dead, why do you want me to arrange who to go?

"That's it......" The abbot of Enlightenment waved his hand at the right time, smiled at the master of true colors and shook his head: "After all, they are still children!" ”

Although Master True Color still wanted to question Pan Xiaoxian, even the abbot master said so, if he continued to ask, it would not be questioning Pan Xiaoxian, he was doing it against the abbot master!

You must know that in the isolated Shaolin Temple, the abbot is simply a soil emperor, and he is working against the abbot, do you want to mix it up in the future?

The master of true colors had nothing to say, so he could only take a deep look at the enlightened abbot: "It is still the abbot's uncle's eyes like a torch, and the disciple is ashamed, I am sorry for the trust of the abbot and the abbot......"

It's not that the masters are too young, it's that they all live in the Shaolin Temple from childhood to adulthood after all, and they live a life of pure heart and few desires.

In their three views, such a thing as committing adultery is simply an unforgivable sin, and it is almost equal to killing a fellow disciple and brother.

Therefore, Pan Xiaoxian and the two young and ignorant "bear children" first "lied", and then were forced to confess the "truth" helplessly.

If the master of true colors lived in a bustling city, and knew that today's children would not take their lives seriously when they were teenagers, they would definitely not think like this......

"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great. But the person you should apologize for is not the old man. The enlightened abbot smiled implicitly at Pan Xiaoxian - happy cooperation!

Abbot Uncle Ancestor, which end of the hell are you! The master of true colors is very depressed, I apologize to you for something, you don't help me!

But since the abbot of enlightenment said so, the master of true colors is also helpless, after all, he is a high-ranking monk, embarrassed to lose in public, turned around and folded his hands towards Pan Xiaoxian and said: "Ami Tofu, maybe, it is your fault that this seat is to blame!" ”

You must know that the master of true colors is Pan Xiaoxian's uncle and ancestor, and he is the first seat of the Discipline Academy, and he apologized to Pan Xiaoxian in person, which is already enough. In an instant, Pan Xiaoxian's forced character was different, and they all looked envious, jealous and hateful next to Yuangang and Chengcheng.

If Pan Xiaoxian was a disciple of Shaolin Temple, he should borrow the donkey from the slope to stop mentioning the bet, and everyone would be happy, but the problem is that he is not! Besides, why do you frame me for murder, just "I blame you"?

"If you are wrong, you must admit it, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright!" Pan Xiaoxian smiled and said to the master of true colors: "Master of true colors, you know!" ”

“…… But the Shaolin seventy-two stunts are not passed on by Shaolin disciples," the master of true colors said with a look of embarrassment: "It is not difficult for this seat to pass on to you, but the abbot and uncle will definitely not agree here......"

"The old man promises you!" The abbot of Enlightenment said righteously: "Our Shaolin Temple is the Taishan Beidou of the world's martial arts, the head of the six major factions of China, and the first one in the House of Discipline to bet with others. ”

Ami ...... The master of true colors was so angry that he was about to cry, Uncle Abbot, you are simply forcing Liang to become a prostitute!

You said that it was easy to agree, and it seemed very humane. But it was I who became the shame of becoming the Shaolin Temple and was recorded in history!

"Thank you, Uncle Abbot!" The master of true colors squinted with tears in his eyes, I have to thank you for being forced into a prostitution! Super wear-resistant!

"Since Yuantong's death has nothing to do with possibility and pity, you two can leave first." The enlightened abbot waved his sleeves to Pan Xiaoxian: "What the true colors promise you, after the end of the annual competition tomorrow, you come to the abbot's room, and the old man will pass on your stunt on his true colors!" ”

"Thank you, Abbot Patriarch!" Pan Xiaoxian is very satisfied, as the abbot of Shaolin Temple, the master of enlightenment will obviously have more seventy-two stunts than the master of true colors!

"Thank you, Uncle Abbot!" Master True Color was so moved that he was about to cry, it seems that the abbot is still facing me! If the abbot passes it on from generation to generation, then I will be recorded in history, so I will have a back......

Why did they fool you by? Consummation was so angry that he almost vomited blood, do you know how much preparation we have made for today's plan? And how many sacrifices were made?

Master of True Colors, aren't you very combative? And your enlightened abbot, as the abbot of Shaolin Temple, is your ass too crooked! (To be continued.) )