590 Pugs are scared to pee
The so-called short sword is Yuan Laoer's ivory knife, but the knife was white at the beginning, and now even the scabbard has turned red, and it is estimated that it has been processed by Ji Caiyun with fire, in fact, the arc of the knife is not large, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a short sword.
Ji Caiyun lifted one foot and stepped on the scabbard, I knew that as long as she recited the incantation, the short sword would fly out of the scabbard, and then circle around my neck and cut off my head.
Before, I would have been scared to death, but now I'm not.
Because Ji Caiyun is now a little stronger than the Earth Immortal, if the cultivation period is less than forty-nine years, she will not beat me, the Scattered Immortal, only when the cultivation period is completed, can she soar to the sky and become a higher level of Immortal than the Scattered Immortal.
So she scared me with her short sword, and I didn't talk to me.
Ji Caiyun's attention was on the octagonal bucket, obviously she was afraid that I would disturb her, she could sense that I didn't retreat, so she recited the spell, and the short sword immediately came out of its sheath.
The dagger flew at my neck again as if it were in an ice cave, and this time with a ball of fire.
Even if you are a fire phoenix, your thunder fire is taken from me.
On playing with fire, I am your ancestor!
I stretched out a hand, easily grabbed the short sword, and then rubbed my hand on the short sword, and all the thunder and fire on the short sword were extinguished by me, and it became very cold.
I threw the short sword at Ji Caiyun, and the short sword was inserted at her feet, the blade of the sword was close to her toes, she was barefoot, so I think she could feel the coldness of the blade.
Only then did Ji Caiyun know that there was a strong enemy that he had to turn around and face.
"Your Excellency's mana is strong, I don't know what you have to do when you come to my Peacock Island?" Her tone was much more polite.
I knew she wasn't going to turn around right now, it was to stall for time.
But I'm not afraid of her procrastination, she can't run in the palm of my hand, good tea needs to be tasted slowly, so I plan to have a good time with her, so I said politely: "What are you doing?" Of course I'm here to be ruthless! ”
Hearing my voice, Ji Caiyun trembled, saying that it was you?
"Yes, that's me! Your eternal lord! Why, in the previous life, you stole my bamboo, and in this life you killed me and humiliated me, can't I come over and compare with you? ”
Hearing my angry tone, Ji Caiyun looked up at the sky, and finally let go of the octagonal bucket.
Then she slowly turned around and looked me up and down.
However, because Xu Laosan asked Master Guan to hide my mana when he didn't reveal his true body to me, Ji Caiyun couldn't see it at all, and I have now taken back my true body.
I deliberately straightened my stomach at her, and she suddenly laughed when she saw that my belly was bulging.
"It turns out that you were poured a stomach full of water by the water ghost, and you just vomited again, right? It must have been that you ate the incense ashes of the Guandi Temple before you came, and as a result, the incense ashes spit out with the lake water and sprayed on my sword, which restrained my sword. ”
I said in my heart that you would associate it.
I smiled and said lake water? I'll show you something.
As I spoke, I took out the turtle shell on my belly and threw it at Ji Caiyun.
Looking at the turtle shell under his feet, Ji Caiyun said three impossibilities in a row, saying that I must have brought some powerful magic weapon.
Seeing that she was already frightened, I pointed at her and joked with her:
"My third grandfather said, without you, it would be possible for me to go overseas, tear the soil and open up an area, and be a ninety-five honor, but you are good, in order to be the owner of Peacock Island, you will shatter my dream of being the emperor!"
"You said that you little girl, you could have been the queen, but you were so obsessed that you wanted to kill me!"
"How big should the emperor's world be? It's ridiculous that you, a little girl with a little mouse eye, look at the queen of the world, but you actually used my thousands of miles of land in exchange for your Peacock Island, a mere land within a radius of two or three miles! ”
The more I used a joking tone, the more Ji Caiyun felt that I still didn't have the ability to do it, and I was just pretending to scare her.
That's what I want.
Only if she feels like she can win, and when I can easily defeat her, will it be more shocking for her.
When the time comes, she will experience the blow of falling from the clouds in the sky to the mud puddle on the ground, and repenting and confessing her sins and kneeling on the ground to beg for mercy will be her only choice.
"Huang Guoshan, you came to me in the middle of the night with a turtle shell on your back, just to tell me this?"
Ji Caiyun is quite ruthless, saying that I am wearing a turtle shell, isn't this scolding me, I was cuckolded!
I was angry when I got angry: "You are a maid who has to wait for the summons at any time, and you dare to scold the master for wearing a turtle shell!" it! I'm so! ”
"I'm sorry, I scolded you wrong, you can't even keep Mai Xiaoying, you have no girlfriend for a long time, you want others to cuckold you, and you are not qualified to be a single dog, hahaha......"
Ji Caiyun smiled, I clapped my hands, and said that I am a dignified man, and I will lack a girlfriend, you wait!
Hearing my signal, Xiaobai came from a distance.
Ji Caiyun turned her head and saw Xiaobai, who was dressed in white like snow, and was stunned for a moment, and when Xiaobai walked to her side, she looked Xiaobai up and down, and suddenly threw out the short sword in her hand.
The short sword spun and flew towards Xiao Bai.
Originally, I wanted to help Xiaobai, but as soon as Xiaobai shook her arm, her sleeves suddenly became longer, and the poisonous snake spat out like a letter, and after she turned into a white silk and flew out, the short sword fell into her sleeve.
I just wanted to scold Ji Caiyun for being ruthless and attacking everyone, but Xiaobai smiled, took out the short sword from his sleeve, and threw it to Ji Caiyun.
"You're overwhelmed?" Ji Caiyun asked Xiaobai.
She didn't have Dajin's eyesight, and she couldn't see the surge in Xiaobai's mana at all, which was the reason for getting my aura, and she thought that Xiaobai had also survived, so she had the ability to accept her short sword.
From this point of view, Ji Caiyun may not have wanted to kill Xiaobai just now, but just wanted to test Xiaobai's current strength.
Xiaobai didn't answer her, just politely bent down and saluted, and said, "Miss Caiyun, I haven't seen you for a long time, you have become more beautiful." ”
Ji Caiyun continued to ask, saying Did you cross the catastrophe?
Xiaobai shook his head and said that I am cowardly, I am afraid that I will be killed by lightning during the catastrophe, where do I have the courage to cross the catastrophe, I just accepted your short sword, mainly because you showed mercy to my subordinates.
Ji Caiyun looked at me and said to Xiaobai: "Are you planning to stand with him and go against me?" ”
Xiaobai smiled and said Caiyun girl, don't be obsessed, now you kowtow to the eldest master and beg for mercy, maybe you can avoid the pain of flesh and skin, otherwise he will use the family method of Running Tiger Ridge for you, and you will inevitably be bruised all over your body and ruined.
Ji Caiyun looked at me again and said that Huang Guoshan is just a mortal in the flesh now, Xiaobai, why are you still standing on his side?
Xiaobai just smiled, seeing that I didn't show my true identity, he didn't refute Ji Caiyun.
Ji Caiyun now thinks that I don't have the ability, just now I relied on Xiaobai to secretly protect me, sent me out of the water ghost encirclement, and knocked down her short sword for me.
So she had a delusion.
She thought that as long as I defeated Xiaobai, I would have no choice but to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy or hug my head and run away.
Ji Caiyun clapped his hands, this time the blue phoenix didn't fly out, the pug came running around.
"Xiaobai, no matter how powerful you are now, you are still a demon if you don't cross the robbery, you will definitely not be able to beat the divine dog who has drunk Baolian lamp oil, if you still remember the previous sisterhood, leave this kid now, you can go."
As soon as Ji Caiyun said this, the pug grinned at the little white tooth and barked.
I smiled, feeling that the atmosphere was almost over, and it was time to show her hole cards and make her tremble.
So I whistled loudly.
Like yellow lightning, the mountain rushed from the bamboo forest in the distance, and quickly rushed to the top of this flat hill.
When Shan Biao went to chase the pug, he let out a loud tiger roar, and the pug collapsed to the ground in fright when he landed and urinated.
To be honest, the dog bit my foot the other day and almost drowned me, and I was angry with him too.
But looking at its pitiful state now, I can't bear to kill it.
When I was hesitating, Xiaobai opened his mouth and called Shan Biao back.
Originally, Shan Biao didn't want to listen to her, but look at the pug sitting in a pile of and urine, Shan Biao was dirty, and he couldn't get his mouth down, so he went down the slope and ran back to me.
Seeing Shan Biao's huge body, curled up at my feet like a small pet, Ji Caiyun was so frightened that his hands trembled.
"You've got your real body back!" She muttered.
I smiled, and my body skyrocketed, and I became a giant of two meters and three or four.
I shook my huge palm at Ji Caiyun and shouted:
"Little girl, the big man is here, don't kneel down quickly!"