061 April Fool's Day Confession (Subscription Requested)
Today is April Fool's Day, and after breakfast in the morning, Lao Ban was naughty once.
He said to Wu Xiang: "Wu Xiang, Teacher Fang is looking for you for something. ”
Wu Xiang scratched his head and asked, "Huh?" ”
The old class smiled and said, "It's at the staircase on the first floor, you go down and have a look." ”
Wu Xiang nodded and agreed, "Okay." ”
After a few minutes, Wu Xiang came back, panting, and asked with a puzzled expression: "Teacher, I didn't see Teacher Fang, what is she looking for me?" ”
Lao Ban pushed his eyes and said with a smile: "Silly boy, have you forgotten that today is April Fool's Day?" Happy April Fool's Day! Hahaha......"
Wu Xiang was a little angry, but he was tricked by the head teacher, so he could only adjust his breathing and smirk.
Seeing Wu Xiang being deceived stupidly by the old class, the whole class's originally quiet classroom burst into laughter.
April Fool's Day, that's it.
On April 1st, there are always all kinds of tricks to trick you into taking the bait.
It's just that everyone, I didn't expect that today, the old class also joked with us.
He made a bad start, and a mischievous atmosphere enveloped the classroom from morning to night.
"Ling Yue, your shoelaces are scattered." The classmates next to me pointed to my shoes and said.
"Huh? Is it? I put down the pen in my hand and went to see my laces, which didn't fall apart. I continued, "No?!" ”
She covered her laughter and said, "Hahaha, I'm fooling you, April Fool." ”
I spread my hands and said, "Okay, I was careless, I was fooled by you, and I wish you a happy April Fool's Day." ”
Chen Tao on the left couldn't help laughing, even Qi Jing in the front row turned his head, glanced at the two of us, and also covered his mouth and laughed out loud, I could only pout my lips and continue to write my homework, when nothing happened.
There is no way, the most fooled on April Fool's Day is the honest people.
I'm also so-so, I'm an honest person, of course, it's just on the surface, and I'll still pretend to be a good student.
When I was fooled once, I always wondered if I could bluff others as well, earn back the embarrassment of being teased, and experience the pleasure of playing tricks on others at the same time.
Well, I just want to make a reasonable excuse for my prank. On April Fool's Day, many people, like me, have found a reasonable excuse to prank - today is April Fool's Day, it is not illegal to deceive people, it is right to lie to you, and you are deceived because you are stupid.
I thought about it for a while and felt that Chen Tao next to me was an honest man.
I poked him in the arm with my pen.
He immediately looked back at me with a puzzled expression and asked, "Something?" ”
I looked at his big eyes, and I was a little speechless for a moment.
Embarrassed, he brushed his eyes aside and whispered, "That...... Your pen is off, on your left. ”
He looked incredulous, and said with a smile: "You must have been tricked by others just now, and you want to make fun of me, and then come to tease me, right?" ”
I turned my head to look at him, blinked, and my heart was full of doubts: "Hey, it's easy to deceive honest people, why doesn't this trick work with me?" Could it be that they scared the snake just now?
No, I'm going to have to fool someone once today! ”
I bit my lip, pointed to his left, and continued: "No, I was deceived just now, and I immediately came to fool you, am I not a fool?"
Your pen is lying there, and if you pick it up, it will be crushed by others. ”
He looked at me with a frown, and I looked at him with a wink, pretending to be innocent and worried.
He thought about it carefully, and there seemed to be some truth to what I said, so he turned to look to his left, and found that there was not, and then glanced under the table in front and back, and then realized that he had really been deceived by me.
The angry mouth bulged into a bag, turned his head, looked like he didn't want to pay attention to me, and said, "Wow, Ling Yue, you just deliberately tricked me, right?" ”
I saw that he had been fooled, laughed happily, and said, "Fool, hahaha, April Fool, Happy April Fool's Day." ”
His face turned green, gave me a white look, and said, "This is the third time I've been teased today, I really hate this April Fool's Day, what a broken holiday."
Are you happy, have you considered the feelings of those of us who are being teased? ”
I shook my head smugly and said, "Isn't April Fool's Day just a joke?" Why are you so serious?
It's really not good, you can also play tricks on others.
Hahaha, your expression just now is so cute. ”
He ignored me angrily, and I muttered in my heart: "Who told you to be so honest, it looks like a deception." ”
After lunch, I returned to my seat and found that I had an extra gift in my drawer, and there was a postcard on the gift that read, "Ling Yue, I like you." ”
Oh my God, this is the confession of the legendary April Fool's Day? If I believed, wouldn't I be a fool?
It's not the first time I've been anonymously confessed, but this time it's still on April Fool's Day, what kind of psychology is this?
I've heard people say before, "If no one confesses to you on April Fool's Day, it means that no one really likes you anymore." ”
However, there is another paragraph, which is a bit funny, that says, "April Fool's Day confessed to someone or something, it was really weak, and when I was rejected, I could only say one sentence, I lied to you; Confession on Qingming Festival is the king's way, if you are rejected, you can say, 'I'm sorry, I was possessed just now'. ”
When I saw the gift in this pink box, I really wanted to open it and see what was inside.
But, after all, it's April Fool's Day, in case there's something scary inside...... I don't dare to tear it down.
But who have I offended today?
Except for Chen Tao, I didn't tease anyone? But he doesn't look like such a stingy person, does he?
Could it be that this was given to me by a girl? It's very possible that the packaging is so pink.
What if it's a boy?
I turned around and poked Chen Tao, he turned his head to look at me, then at the table, and said impatiently: "My pen, eraser, textbook and notebook are all on the table, none of them have been dropped, and my shoelaces are not scattered, and there are no words on my back......
Today, don't try to bluff me anymore, I won't believe anything you say. ”
Looking at the shadow in his heart because he was teased by others many times, I smiled and asked, "Are you being fooled by someone?" I have something to ask you. ”
Chen Tao let down his guard and said with a smile: "Oh, oh, it's not good to lie to me, you ask." ”
I continued, "You wouldn't go out of your way to give me a gift or something, would you?" ”
Chen Tao shook his head and said, "No, with your IQ, you don't need to buy a gift to deceive you." Say your shoelaces are loose, don't you just do it? ”
I thought about it, too, he wouldn't be so boring.
I looked at the words on the post-it note again, and it didn't look like his notes.
I smiled and said, "Oh oh oh oh oh well, I don't have any problems anymore." ”
So who gave this gift? Should I dismantle it?
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