"What do you say? I can't hear clearly. "The male roommate has turned the hair dryer up to maximum airflow.

In an instant, my girlfriend's hair was all floating.

At this moment, the male roommate rekindled the excitement he had when he saw his girlfriend before.

"Close it for me."

The male roommate was already stupid, his heart was pounding, and the feeling of heartbeat was not interrupted by his girlfriend's applause at all, but it was terminated by his girlfriend's palm.

"I didn't tell you, shut this up."

A red mark appeared on the male roommate's face.

"Oops!"

"Do you know it hurts? You gave me such a strong wind, I don't know, I thought you blew me trachoma, I didn't take a bath, I got it, my head was buzzing, if you do it for a while, believe it or not, I can't spare you so lightly. ”

The male roommate covered his face, and his sad expression couldn't be stopped, and he seemed to have poured all his anger on the hair dryer.

Suddenly threw the hair dryer to the ground, and this time, scared his girlfriend a lot.

"What are you doing? Dissatisfied with me? ”

The girlfriend's eyes were about the same size as a cow, and the male roommate said resignedly, "I'm not satisfied with that salesman, how does he talk nonsense, he clearly said that this thing is to reduce anger, but I also think it's a hair dryer, and your temper is getting bigger and bigger." ”

My girlfriend laughed "poof".

"You originally bought it for me, if my temper can be eliminated so easily, then when I blow my hair, I open my mouth to blow some cold air, you are so simple, I believe anyone's words, I told you, tell you not to buy, but what did you say at the time, you said that you bought it for yourself, you spend less money, you won't work so hard."

"My dear, are you saying that you are afraid that I will work hard, not that I will get into trouble?" The male roommate helped his girlfriend fix his girlfriend's somewhat unkempt hair, and the girlfriend rubbed the face of the male roommate who had just been beaten.

"Does it hurt? In the future, when I lose my temper, you just let me do it, don't mess with me again, or I can't say it well, in case I do something too radical to you again, what should I do? ”

"My dear, you are so violent, is it true that your family is like this, is it really okay for us not to go home this year?"

"What year did we go home, you proposed to me, and you didn't register with me, in this case, how to bring you home, so many years, I followed you, which year did I go home, it used to be because I didn't have money, but now it's different, I have money, but after I go home, what do you want to say, parents, I have a boyfriend, it's been many years, okay, is it fresh?"

"It's better than not having a boyfriend and renting a boyfriend to go home for the New Year."

The male roommate's words made the girlfriend speechless, "In that new legal training class, are you listening to lectures while working?" I still know how to rent a boyfriend, so let me ask you, if one of the parents gives the boyfriend money to rent, can you get it back? ”

"That's still for sure."

"So, you're my real boyfriend, you come to our house, my parents give you money, you're not

I need to pay it back, so if you can't marry me, won't my parents accompany me? ”

"My dear, your little abacus is shrewd enough, no wonder, for so many years, you have never let me go to your house, even if I take the initiative to ask, you always shirk, I don't want money, it's always okay. Take me back, we're going to get married, you have to show me your parents, I want to see what kind of parents give birth to children like you. ”

When my girlfriend heard this, she seemed a little depressed, "What do you mean, I'm not good?" Do you want to see who I follow, how everyone else gets along with this violent person, and tell you that our family has a genetic mutation, and I am the only one who has a hot temper, I say this, you should be clear. ”

The male roommate nodded helplessly and muttered in a low voice, "Then you might as well rent a boyfriend to go home, I really want them to see how you treat their future uncle." ”

"What do you say? Let me rent a boyfriend? The girlfriend repeated the words of the male roommate, and rode on the male roommate with a pant and hit.

Although the gossip man was not beaten, he experienced an extremely painful thing for his heart.

"Male god, you're back, why don't you tell me, if it weren't for the group in the training class, I wouldn't know you're back, how about it, you're still used to staying in Africa, right? Will you be gone in a few days? ”

The gossip man deliberately asked for leave for the gossip man to follow his foreign capital and did not go to the dinner event, in order to come to see the male god.

However, the male god didn't seem to hear the gossip man's words.

The gossip man began to pull out a bottle of wine hidden under the table.

"I'll give you a taste, this is 82-year-old Lafite, 300,000 yuan a bottle, waiter, add me more ice."

The gossip man himself was reluctant to drink the 82-year-old Lafite, and he actually took it out at the class reunion of the training class.

And the gossip man is the first to pour wine into the cup, which is the male god.

"Don't you like to eat grapes? This is red wine, do you think, is it much different from grapes? ”

In fact, today is the gossip man's treat, and the class reunion of the last training class, everyone drank too much, or the gossip man invited the guest, but the last time, it seems that everyone didn't mention it, so the gossip man taught a lesson, since the AA system, in the end, the gossip man came to treat, so he simply invited himself directly, and he also had a good reputation.

"You're welcome, drink as much as you want, we won't get drunk today."

After finishing speaking, the gossip man poured a little wine into everyone's glass, just past the bottom of the glass, and then added all ice cubes.

"How do you drink this? Do you want us to eat ice? ”

"Oh, wait a minute, what's the hurry? The ice will melt, so there's a lot of wine to spare. ”

"That's still the same taste."

"Otherwise, what do you think? A bottle of 300,000 can be poured for you to drink? The amount of one person poured is equivalent to 1,000. ”

"Then we won't drink, you can just give us 1000."

two

A female classmate took turns talking to deal with the gossip man, but the gossip man still had one thing in his heart, and he kept thinking about it, that is, when Meilin would arrive.

"By the way, what about Mr. Zhang? All the people we had at the last meeting were here, except for Mr. Zhang. ”

"And Merlin, she didn't come either." The male god has been thinking about Meilin.

In fact, if you only say that the gossip man has a treat, maybe the male god will not come at all, but the male god thinks that Mei Lin will come, who knows that he can't even get through on the phone.

"Sister Meilin, do you have a signal on your mobile phone?"

The good girl asked Meilin, "No, what's going on?" What's the signal interference here? ”

"Sister Meilin, look outside, there is a person working on a small drone, is it interfering with our mobile phone?"

"Stop me, whoever let you play with the plane in front of my book bar, all let me go, be careful I inform your parents, it's against you, whoever doesn't study, will be able to have a chance in the future, and take pictures with this thing, I see that you can play again, it's enough to eat, and you will gnaw the old clan in the future, hurry up and go home for me."

Merlin began to raise her fist, scaring the children who came to play in front of the book bar.

The group of children looked at Mei Lin's teeth and claws, and they all left.

"Finally there is a signal, Sister Meilin, I still think that there is no signal on the rolling paper, and I can't answer."

"What do you say? This is a closed-book exam, have you always used your mobile phone to check the answers? I can't tell you that your score in the total exam is so low, tell you, the judicial exam, just let you put the book aside, the open-book exam, you may not be able to find the answer, let alone, you are holding a mobile phone, if you do this in the future, I will count you as cheating. ”

"Sister Meilin, I know, I just have time to check it on the Internet, answer questions, don't give me a score of 0......"

At this time, Merlin's phone rang, "Hey! University Committee, why haven't you come yet, I have already notified you, don't you look at the group? We will meet and leave you alone. ”

The gossip man finally got through Meilin's mobile phone, but a series of complaints made Meilin very unhappy.

"I'm not going."

"The male god is here."

"The male god is back?" Shi Yue asked rhetorically, surprised, and then, Mei Lin remembered someone again.

"She went too?"

"Oh, you mean the guy who always comes behind you? She has activities and is not coming. ”

"I mean that idiot."

"University Committee, you are clear, you are in our training class, that is a man of the hour, who doesn't know you, I can't imagine that you just care about that ugly monster, to be honest, if you don't mention it, we will all forget, okay, then you call her, it's all for your sake, otherwise, she comes, we can't eat."

"I won't beat her, you can tell her."

"University Committee, what time is it, why are you still twisting and pinching, stay for a while, the class reunion is going to end, hurry up, it doesn't look like you, don't you come if that ugly monster doesn't come?"

"Whoever said, whether she goes or not, I will go

Yes, you are waiting for me. ”

"That's right, I almost forgot, University Committee, you give us a few bottles of Lafedo in your basement, and our classmates don't have enough reactions."

"Really, why didn't you say it earlier, I already gave it away." Merlin quickly finished talking and hung up the phone.

At this time, Shi Yue's mobile phone rang.

"Hey, ugly, our class reunion, you didn't come last time, it's up to you if you don't come this time, anyway, there are no less than you."

The gossip man only said a few words, and then hung up the phone in a hurry.

"Shi Yue, our class reunion, I just knew, it seems that I can't attend the dinner of the foreign capital institute with you tonight, I still want to attend the class reunion of our training class, my two friends haven't seen each other for a long time, just go over and have a look."

The second millennium asked Shi Yue tentatively, not knowing whether Shi Yue was notified, but there was no notification last time.

Just when the second millennium wanted to leave, Shi Yue grabbed her, "I'll too, too." ”

(End of chapter)